"Sounds good, I'll get right on it. Zephyr out," and he closes the comm for now.
"Roast Chicken?" Zephyr wonders aloud to himself. "That's odd, but okay whatever works."
After about ten minutes of quiet contemplation, Zephyr walks up to the replicator and activates it. "Soup, split pea...and oatmeal, room temperature, in a cup." Taking the cup of soup, Zephyr walks back to his bed and sits down. He then proceeds to take a mouthful of soup and spits it out on the floor in front of him, making sure to keep a large mouthful left in the cup.
"Guard! Guard!" Zephyr yells out at the door. "Something is wrong! I've just emptied the contents of my stomach all over the floor in here, and I'm still feeling nauseous. This doesn't seem right! I may have food poisoning or a viral infection or something. Please, I think I need a doctor!"
Contrary to the panic in his voice, Zephyr waits nonchalantly with his cup of soup in hand. When the guard comes near the door he will fill his mouth with soup and then quickly stash the cup under the mattress of his bed. This is not the type of intrepid adventure he was expecting when he volunteered for this away team, but it sure will make a great story to tell over drinks once he gets back to the Potential.