SEND IN THE CLONES

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Mar 22, 2019 2:18 am
It's been another happy day in Alpha Complex. You've served your friend, The Computer loyally, and after a delicious dinner of toasted algae you've gathered with your fellow citizens around the communal vidscreen for the evening entertainment provided by THE COMPUTER.

It's a rerun of the popular situational comedy, One Clone's Family, followed by a documentary showing how Power Services has exceeded all quotas this biennium. A brief announcement informs you that programming tomorrow night will be cancelled due to power shortages. Then comes the treat everyone has been eagerly anticipating - This Week's installment of the ongoing stories of Teela O'Malley!

In this episode, Teela plays an unusual role, proving once again, her impressive dramatic range. She plays an ordinary citizen in an unspecified service group - a citizen much like any of you. She is heartlessly seduced into treason by the evil members of a secret society.

Four heroic, Troubleshooters, those courageous servants of The Computer - are sent to apprehend her.

Their devotion so inspires Teela, that she gives herself up, she renounces her traitorous course and turns in every member of the secret society. Then, as she stands, framed in the glow of an open reactor port, she gives the following speech:
Mar 22, 2019 2:24 am
Teela is holding back tears as a melancholy violin begins to play

I regret that I have but six clones to lose for my friend, THE COMPUTER. I have strayed from the path of right! I am grateful The Computer has given me a chance to make amends, in some small way, for my traitorous, evil, commie-inspired acts.

But I've, I've failed. I am unworthy of THE COMPUTER's forgiveness.

I only hope my clones will learn from my shameful example, and will serve THE COMPUTER loyally - to the end of their lives.
Mar 22, 2019 2:31 am
And with these words, over the cries of the noble, deeply moved, Troubleshooters, she hurls herself into the reactor. There is a tremendous flash, the music swells and after a moment of darkness The vidscreen monitor is replaced with the image of FRIEND COMPUTER
Mar 22, 2019 2:39 am
It looks as if some of you are currently experiencing stress. Do not worry. Teela - O - MLY has not died. This has been a DRAMATIC/ACCURATE reenactment of a true incident. Names have been omitted or changed due to SECURITY CLEARANCE restrictions.

If you are still experiencing stress, you may wish to adjust your medication. You may wish to remember: Communists may appear anywhere. You may wish to expreeee..... ckkkkkk....... hisssssss......... kkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkk 000000 0000010 00101101 01010001 0101......
Mar 22, 2019 3:02 am
The monitors change to a screen of static snow and a hiss.

The hiss is suddenly cut and replaced with a strange song broadcasting over the entire public address system.

Isn't it great?
Isn't it keen?
Living in Complexes ruled by machine?
Where are the clones?
There ought to be clones.
Send in the clones.....
OOC:
At this point you may describe your actions. Your actions should be in plain view of the other players unless you're being sneaky. You may wish to include some sort of treasonous behavior in your action such as taking a meeting with your secret society. Hypothetically speaking, if you were going to engage in treasonous behaviour, you should provide that information to the GM via secret note.

You may also wish to send a secret note containing nothing more treasonous than a recipe for oatmeal cookies to somehow misdirect the other players, it is entirely up to you.

Of course, if you did want to meet with your secret society and receive an additional mission with possible special rewards... Now would be a pretty good time to do that. Hypothetically speaking of course.

Mar 22, 2019 2:01 pm
I adjust my medication having felt slightly moved by noble sacrifice of Teela-O-MLY and walk mindlessly around the communal vidscreen room singing the end credits song, happily mixing it with the strange new song and static sounds as if they were one and the same.

Burn in the reactor 🎶 mutant muntant commie 🎶 ,
Your shame is not cloned 🎶 mutant muntant commie 🎶 ,
rrrgrgrgrggrgrgrg hiiiiiiiiii ssssssshhh,
Where are the clones?
There ought to be clones
Send in the 🎶 mutant muntant commie 🎶


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Mar 26, 2019 1:47 pm
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Will had not realized he stopped cleaning his nails during the climax of the scene.

Thanks to friend computer for such great vids.

He moves on back to his home and to his bed. He has been thinking about a crease he may have left in the sheets since he left for work.
OOC:
I'm having issues sending a note and setting the post to be from my character. I tried to do the note and it did not add it like the others, it put it within the text. There is usually a drop down to select who is posting me/my character and that isn't present.
Last edited March 27, 2019 9:25 pm
Mar 26, 2019 3:27 pm
OOC:
sorry, It looks like I still hadn't approved your character, should work now
Mar 26, 2019 5:05 pm
Wyatt's attention just barely lasted till the climax of the scene before going off on its own. "Such a good vid, those tiles are unevenly numbered, do penguins have knees?, Pi is 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066...... i liked that Video."

"Such a wonderful vid from Friend Computer! I am hungry... Time for bed! Wyatt stands up and begins making his way home being sidetrack twice before making it back.
Mar 26, 2019 9:26 pm
Dave looked up from his PDC with a tinge of confusion, studying the screen before nodding. "Interesting! I was not aware Friend Computer had authorized new loyalty programming! And what an excellent relief to know that Teela-O-MLY is not dead, I am certainly not experiencing stress thanks to this revelation."

Standing from his chair he looked around before wandering towards the bedrooms.

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Mar 27, 2019 1:53 am
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Mar 27, 2019 7:06 am
After a while of singing, I get back to my rooms talking out loud to myself. "A Teela-O-MLY clone... That would be like what? 2000 credits? Now, what if it came with a spar-get-it pack? ... " and I go on and on for a while...
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Mar 27, 2019 3:43 pm
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Mar 27, 2019 4:41 pm
Munching on a piece of nutri-algae Dave wandered into the barracks bedrooms, yawning loudly. "Ah, time to rest in this delightfully comfortable big rectangular bed," he sighed as he lay down, waiting for the nightly lights out.
Mar 27, 2019 6:23 pm
The bizarre music continues each verse more treasonous than the last as you file out of the communal area...
just when I start opening doors,
Looking for mutants and traitors on ceilings and floors,
Shooting my laser again - the barrel gets hot,
High and low - enemy bot...


Just as you make it back to your beds all of your PDCs light up.

MISSION ALERT
MISSION ALERT
FRIEND COMPUTER requests your immediate assistance. Please report to elevator bay 13 in sector: XIX
Troubleshooter team assignment:
Will-O-WSP-1 Hygiene Officer
Wyatt-R-VSC-1 Equipment Guy
Will-R-WTN-1 Loyalty Officer
Dave-R-EGP-1 Team Leader
Brett-R-WYP-1 recording officer


A map is downloaded to your PDC directing you to an unfamiliar sector of Alpha Complex. You arrive at the bank of elevators where four guardbots and the rest of your Troubleshooter team appear. Of the five team members, one wears the yellow band of a registered mutant.
Mar 27, 2019 6:49 pm
"Friend computer needs loyal help cleaning some troubleshooters! How delightful.". I'm take a quick shower, spray an unhealthy amount of perfume and take out all cleaning products at hand. "Five troubleshooters will be 20 credits of Sa-cure fragrance..." I'm thinking as I happily move to elevator bay 13 in sector: XIX singing 🎶 Shooting my laser again 🎶. Once there I say "Reporting for duty, Dave-R-EGP-1" possibly showing the cleaning equipment to the wrong person. Once I find out who Dave is "Request permission for immediate squad cleaning"
Mar 27, 2019 7:11 pm
Dave snapped up to his feet the moment the message came through, grinning widely as he burst out of the barracks and started pounding on random doors. "Lets go team, Friend Computer has requested our assistance!" With a beaming smile on his face he rushed for the elevator banks, tapping his foot impatiently and in time with the new music until everyone else showed. After a quick check of his email he nodded at Will-O-WSP-1. "Permission granted, excellent suggetion!" Once the rest had gathered he frowned briefly at the registered mutant before looking at the Loyalty Officer, even if they happened to be the same person. "Will-R-WTN-1, please know you have my permission to use your tube...barrel..zappy thing on the mutant if he does anything...mutanty without permission! Brett-R-WYP-1, please begin your recording duties! Wyatt-R-VSC-1, what number am I thinking of?!"

With everything in order he turned to the guardbots, looking at them expectantly.
Mar 27, 2019 9:49 pm
Will, who was sitting on his bed cleaning his shoes, stands at the ready in the hallway with the rest of the team.


Looking at Dave: "I'm sorry sir, I have not yet received my equipment for this mission. If you would like I can carry a chair with me in case he becomes a concern."
Mar 28, 2019 4:59 am
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Mar 28, 2019 7:36 am
I reply to Loyalty Officer Will-R-WTN-1 "No equipment, no problem! As long as you're tidy, you're all righty! as I start handing out lube4tooth paste and inspecting everyone's jumpsuits. "Clean suits and fresh breath, that's how loyal thoughts are bred!". I stop in front of the registered mutant and look at his jumpsuit (and who would that be?). "Interesting suit model you have here. That must be what? 15 credits worth? Now, we wouldn't want it getting any dirty would we?" I give him a Blast It Off bottle "Remember: 🎶Just one spray makes dirt go away🎶". Turning to the Team Leader Dave-R-EGP-1 "So, what's the plan? Should we check out these, ooooo, expensive... guardbots and then go pick up some nutritious supplies?". I get closer to the bots "Who is responsible for these bots? Such pricey machinery and it's all dusty!" I grab my rainbow feather duster and start whistling the happy vidscreen cleaning song 🎶Rainbow dusters have all clean-a-rances 🎶 .
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Mar 28, 2019 7:51 am
Brett came running after the team, lugging his newly assigned equipment with him. "Brett-R-WYD-1 reporting for duty, Sir! Was just testing out my equipment! It's fully functional and ready for use for The Computer's glory!" Brett says all this in a single breath.


"Yes sir!" Brett says following Dave's order as he quickly turns on the Com 2. "And we're live!"
Last edited March 28, 2019 8:14 am
Mar 28, 2019 8:20 am
OOC:
So, do I assume that Teela is the registered mutant?
Mar 28, 2019 8:22 am
RoAries says:
So, do I assume that Teela is the registered mutant?
I think she is not with us as that was just a movie. Maybe Wyatt-R-VSC-1 Equipment Guy?
Last edited March 28, 2019 8:23 am
Mar 28, 2019 8:26 am
OOC:
Ah, yes. Teela is controlled by the GM. So, Wyatt is the mutant.
Mar 28, 2019 8:50 am
"Hello everyone watching on their vidscreens! I am Brett-R-WYD-1, or you can call me Brett'R Weird, and you are watching a recording of a team of Troubleshooters about to get ready to receive their first mission briefing! Ooh, what could it be?!"

Brett then pans the camera over to each of his members. "This here is our courageous and smart Team Leader, Dave-R-EGP-1! And over here is Will-O-WSP-1! Our diligent and squeaky clean Hygiene Officer! Next up is Will-R-WTN-1, our loyal Loyalty Officer! And last but not least, Wyatt-R-VSC-1, our mutant Equipment Guy!"
Mar 28, 2019 8:57 am
RoAries says:
squeaky clean Hygiene Office
🤣🤣🤣
Mar 28, 2019 3:07 pm
Wyattt strolls up pushing a cart full of equipment. "Hello i am Wyatt-R-VSC-1 you can call me Wyatt." He hands out the designated equipment for the assignment. "You are thinking of the number 17, but that is only a guess since i cant read minds Team Leader Dave-R-EGP-1." he looks at the rest of the group "Now everyone keep your equipment in good repair or else i'll..... " he begins turning on and off his flashlight mesmerized by the light.
Mar 29, 2019 1:36 am
The lighting is dim, the team stands before an anonymous set of elevator doors. The song continues,
I'm getting mad! It makes me red!
This was my very first fight
Already I'm dead
Where is my clone?
I must have a clone
Send in my clone...


As Will-O-WSP-1 approaches the guardbot with the duster a very mechanical voice says stop it.

All four guardbots draw away from the group allowing a clear line of sight for the really large guardbot that approaches down the hall and pulls a bead on the entire group with a very large weapon.
Mar 29, 2019 8:44 am
I stop cleaning the bot "maybe the dust keeps them from rust!" and admire the very large weapon. Then I turn to Wyatt-R-VSC-1, our mutant (?) Equipment Guy "How many credits do we have for equipment? One of those comes always in handy "
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Mar 30, 2019 9:48 am
"Oh! Looks like someone's coming! Um... it's a very big guardbot. And it has a very big weapon too... Is it aiming at us? Surely not! What do you have for us, Mr Giant Guardbot?" Brett rattles on with his Com in hand.
Mar 30, 2019 7:15 pm
On the equipment cart is (1) red canvas pack marked: Will-R-WTN, (1) hygiene kit, (1) multicorder, (1) small tool kit, (1) happiness med kit, (1) whistle and (1) datapad and stylus and (3) packets of treat flavored nutri-flakes.
Mar 31, 2019 1:13 am
As Brett continues talking, he also takes a thorough look at his Com 2. He wants to make sure it is functioning properly.
OOC:
Could you tell me what I would know about Com 2?
Mar 31, 2019 1:34 am
Dave checks his email briefly before looking up at the very large guard bot with the very big gun. "Excellent Wyatt, see that you continue to not read minds! And see what the error is with that guardbot, clearly any bot that would aim a weapon at Troubleshooters following Friend Computers orders is malfunctioning. Now if you'll excuse me," he said, taking several smart steps away from the group before snapping to attention and looking at the. warmest security camera. "Friend Computer, our Troubleshooting unit is reporting for briefing!"
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Mar 31, 2019 3:21 am
OOC:
Brett-R-WYP-1, roll a d20 against your hardware skill, also roll a d6
Mar 31, 2019 3:34 am
OOC:
OK, rolling.

Rolls

Hardware skill (7) - (1d20)

(11) = 11

Asked roll - (1d6)

(1) = 1

Mar 31, 2019 10:57 am
A guardbot malfunctioning? What sort of commie trick is that?
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Mar 31, 2019 5:26 pm
As Brett-R-WYD examines his Com 2, it appears to be red and rectangular with rounded corners. It has a two-inch black antenna a rectangular button on the side and two dials on it's face. During the process of examining his Com 2 the high-pitched sound of feedback is emitted from his teammates' Com units. The smaller guardbots begin blinking red lights.

As Dave-R-EGP approaches the nearest camera mounted above the elevator doors, they slide apart with a retro-futuristic door sliding apart noise.

The four smaller guardbots create a perimeter around the Troubleshooter team and the largest guardbot advances towards the group.

With A VERY ROBOTIC voice* the guardbot says,
INTO THE ELEVATOR
Mar 31, 2019 5:34 pm
Right away mister robot! I look into the elevator carefully checking it out and turn back to the team All clean guys, we can go in. I take the position that offers the best cover from the big, bad, mean and unclean robot
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Apr 1, 2019 3:10 am
"Wait a minute, this isn't a camera! Silly me!" Brett says as he puts away his Com. "Ah, I believe this is the device I'm looking for!" He says as he picks up the Multicorder from the cart. He begins to study the Multicorder as he makes his way into the elevator.
OOC:
Do I make the same rolls?

Edit: OK rolling:
Last edited April 1, 2019 6:26 am

Rolls

Hardware skill (07) - (1d20)

(10) = 10

Second roll - (1d6)

(6) = 6

Apr 1, 2019 5:24 am
OOC:
yup, same rolls
Apr 1, 2019 3:24 pm
Grabbing the whistle and datapad from the equipment cart Dave motioned towards the elevator, giving the whistle a quick blast. "Everyone in!" he declared cheerfully, waiting for all his team members to enter before stepping in himself.
Apr 1, 2019 9:43 pm
With a wink a nod Will-WTN steps into the elevator with his tools.
Apr 2, 2019 9:14 pm
Oh an elevator! he says as he puts away the flashlight. He grabs his small tool kit and proceeds to enter the elevator.
Apr 3, 2019 4:04 am
The multicorder is red and rectangular and has a strap to fit in one hand. there is a lens on one end and a small pop out vid-screen on the other. there is an array of controls and buttons. As Brett-R-WYD inspects the multicorder FRIEND COMPUTER appears on the small screen.

Hello there Recording officer, it looks like you are attempting to access the advanced tint and color functions of your multicorder device is this something that I can assist you with?
Apr 3, 2019 4:17 am
The elevator is rickety, badly lit, coffin like and cramped. Even more so when the guardbot trundles into the elevator behind you.

The doors slide closed and the floor sags. Metal around you squeals with stress. the elevator suddenly drops about 4 feet, jolts to a squealing halt, and then shudders before heading downward - slowly - squealing painfully as it moves. Over the PA system comes a new tune. It is an easy-listening/muzak song.

Optical Waaaaves,
We gotta hide what we are doing,
and what would they say,
When they hear our auto-tuning,

Cells are splitting just as fast they can,
A man, a man, a man, another man

Fried like scrambled eggs
into the night
and then you put a jumpsuit on me
and we plunge into the ground and then you say,

I think I'm a clone now,
there's always another me just a hangin around,
I think I'm a clone now,
and every chromosome is a hand me down...
Apr 3, 2019 4:25 am
The guardbot extrudes a fishing rod-like apparatus from its head. At the end of the rod is a blinding klieg light, which is suspended about three centimeters above Brett-R-WYD's head as he fumbles with the multicorder.

The light turns red

Citizen, What is your security clearance? Are you currently experiencing treasonous thoughts? What was your most recent treasonous act?
Apr 3, 2019 6:43 am
"Hello, Friend Computer! No, it's alright, I don't need that function yet. Thanks for giving me this job as Recording Officer! I won't let you down!"


Brett looks up surprised by the sudden questioning by the huge Guardbot.
"Oh! Me? My security clearance is Red. I don't believe I'm thinking of treason. Unless the treason is this song. It sounds nice and all, but the lyrics sounds uncomfortably to be made by commie traitors. But I could be wrong, and I have no taste in the great music that Friend Computer blessed us with! Hooray for Friend Computer! As for recent treasonous act... does screaming loudly when I stubbed my toe counts?"
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Apr 3, 2019 9:02 am
I start whistling this new catchy song that fills the elevator 🎶Fried like scrambled eggs🎶 like scrambled eggs🎶 like scrambled eggs🎶, an activity that dissipates the previous hint of worry from the elevator's sudden drop. I look at the fishing rod-like apparatus on top of Brett-R-WYD-1 can continue to sing 🎶When they hear our fish selling at 3 credits and traitor muties are splitting just as fast they can🎶. I look at the loyalty officer Will-R-WTN-1 and make a shooting movement 🎶zap, zap, zappy. clean bright clean🎶.
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Apr 3, 2019 2:21 pm
After the jostle Will was quite startled. After composing himself and giving a quick look around "Everyone will do well to forget they heard that song! Focus on the mission and move forward. All hail friend Computer."
Apr 3, 2019 2:46 pm
🎶hail, hail, hail, the friend Computer.🎶.
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Apr 3, 2019 4:03 pm
The jostle of the elevator nearly interrupted Dave from checking his email, the PDC rapidly tucked back into his pocket as he looked up confusedly at the music. "Surely Friend Computer would not permit unauthorized music to be played over the PA system, and yet the odd music does make one wonder if communists are being permitted to think they have infiltrated the audio systems."

With the blare of the red light he quickly turns to stare at Brett, frowning at his answers. [b]"Frankly Brett, I for one would love a definitive answer to the guardbot's question as to whether you are experiencing treasonous thoughts by clarifying what you think of the music! As I'm sure the guardbot would be quite prepared to do what is necessary should you provide an unsatisfactory answer!"

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Rolls

Secret Roll

Apr 4, 2019 6:06 am
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Apr 4, 2019 9:03 am
"Ah! Alright, I meant to say that in regards to the music, I felt that the lyrics imply complaints of the life of a clone. I disagree with its message. I love the semi-immortality being a clone grants me! And I enjoy serving the wise and loving Friend Computer! Not an ounce of treason in me!" After saying this with a nervous smile, Brett attempts to turn on the multicorder.

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Apr 4, 2019 9:13 am
I turn to that mishap of a clone Brett-R-WYD-1 and point at the lube4tooth paste I gave him before, making a brushing gesture on my teeth. "Clean body, clean thoughts. Clean teeth, fresh breath!"
Apr 4, 2019 7:37 pm
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Apr 4, 2019 11:43 pm
from the multicorder vidscreen:

I understand. you would like to change the color and tint setting to:

you hear your own recorded voice played back to you: RED

I've made those adjustments for you now. Would you like to also adjust the PICTURE STYLE?
Apr 4, 2019 11:44 pm
the guard bot's head moves closer to Brett's. The light in it's eyes narrow. Roaries: make a roll against bootlicking. Also roll a d6.

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Apr 5, 2019 5:19 am
Brett continues to have a big grin as the guard bot's head is just inches away.

Rolls

Secret Roll

Secret Roll

Apr 6, 2019 4:30 am
The Guard bot leans impossibly close to Brett, you can smell the hot cog lubricant in his vocal simulator.

You are on warning

The elevator continues screeching along.

the muzak continues... I'm an Alpha Complex dandy....

The guardbot turns away slowly from Brett and turns his attention towards Dave-R-EGP the light goes from red to white.

Name and Security Clearance.
Apr 6, 2019 1:38 pm
As the guard bot turns its attention away, Brett gave the Hygiene Officer a quick nod of thanks before using the lube4tooth. After making sure his teeth are suitably clean, Brett brings the multicorder close to his mouth. "Thank you, Friend Computer. What Picture Styles are available for me to choose from?"
Apr 6, 2019 7:57 pm
"Dave-R-EGP-1, RED clearance," Dave answered quickly, giving the friendly guardbot a big smile.
Apr 7, 2019 12:16 am
The Guardbot turns from Dave-R-EGP to Will-O-WSP

the light turns red

Name, Clearance, Have you witnessed or committed any recent treason?
Apr 7, 2019 12:24 am
Welcome to the wonderful world of picture styles. With just a few easy settings adjustments you will be well on your way to the perfectly composed photosettings. First of all, let's adjust your ISO/Brightness/CPU/RAM/Memory/Future incrypto-settings. please choose an appropriate value between 1 and 653. Do not forget this value. It will be very important when you're ready to adjust the aspect/ratio/color balance. WARNING DO NOT EXCEDE THE OUTER LIGHTING PAREMETER SETTINGS
Apr 7, 2019 4:05 am
"I'll pick..." Brett thinks for a moment. "413."
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Apr 7, 2019 12:05 pm
I stood in the corner happily humming the new song when the Guard bot turn from Dave to me. Startled, I immediate fall into a strange silence. "Will-O-WSP, orange clearance" I stand very still and then add "Orange by great kindness of Friend Computer". Looking around and the at the bot "treason here? No, nope, nothing. 🎶 Everyone is happy. Everyone is clean. Everything is awesome 🎶 pointing at the light at the top of the "fishing" rod. "Is this the new Fancy Light Assisted RadioEmmiter? A FLARE like that must be up to a few thousand credits". I stare as the light and quickly add "Good to see Friend computer spares no resources in keeping us safe from those commies I look sideways at Brett-R-WYD-1

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Apr 7, 2019 7:34 pm
The guardbot's light turns from red to orange
Apr 7, 2019 7:38 pm
You have selected to increase the ISO/Brightness/CPU/RAM/Memory/Future incrypto-settings to 413.

The image of FRIEND COMPUTER begins to look SUPER BRIGHT and WASHED OUT

WARNING. YOU HAVE EXCEDED THE OUTER LIGHTING PARAMETER SETTINGS BY 7!

The multicorder begins to feel warm in your hand.

you hear the sound of an internal fan being activated.

A tiny warning light begins flashing.

Would you like to continue with Picture Styles?
Apr 7, 2019 10:05 pm
I stare at the light changing to Orange very quietly with a childish expression...
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Apr 8, 2019 2:42 am
"Oh my! Yes, I would like to continue with Picture Styles! I choose... 350 as the value for Picture Styles! Sorry about that, Friend Computer!"
Apr 8, 2019 3:04 am
I think I heard you say you would like to lower the PICTURE STYLES value to 350. Is that correct?

The multicorder is now becoming hot.

An alarm begins to sound from the device.

It starts to smoke.
Apr 8, 2019 3:09 am
The guardbot turns to Brett-R-WYD-1, silence your device

Brett is bathed in orange light.
Apr 8, 2019 5:12 am
"Yes! That's correct!" Brett says frantically.
Apr 8, 2019 6:44 am
I'm going to move as far away from that dangerous mutant Brett-R-WYD-1 and secretly ask the Wyatt-R-VSC-1 how long does he thinks it will take for Friend computer to "correct" that mistake, winking. (Since he seems to like numbers)
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Apr 8, 2019 1:33 pm
"Correct that multicorder before you kill us all!"
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Apr 8, 2019 3:28 pm
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Apr 8, 2019 3:30 pm
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Apr 8, 2019 4:50 pm
ATTENTION: Lowering the PICTURE STYLES VALUE below the RECOMMENDED SETTINGS VALUE may affect the CONTRAST LEVELS in the light allowance aperture. Are you sure you want to continue?
Apr 8, 2019 4:54 pm
Citizen Brett-R-WYD.
RED Clearance.


You notice the cone of orange around you.

THE ZONE YOU OCCUPY IS BEYOND YOUR CLEARANCE LEVEL.

The guardbot raises his weapon. You hear the unmistakable sound of a very large weapon warming up.

A second alarm begins to sound from the multicorder

The ALPHA COMPLEX DANDY muzak enters it's second refrain.
OOC:
please declare your troubleshooter's position in the elevator relative to Brett-R-WYD-1
Apr 8, 2019 4:59 pm
CESN says:
I'm going to move as far away from that dangerous mutant Brett-R-WYD-1
the other corner of the elevator? (or moving from next to Brett to the other corner, I gave him tooth paste before)
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Apr 8, 2019 7:47 pm
Still next to the friendly guardbot after moving next to it to interrogate Brett.
Apr 9, 2019 2:25 am
"Yes, I want to continue!" Brett says to The Computer.


Brett becomes confused and terrified by what the guard bot have just said. "What? Wait a minute! Aren't we travelling to the mission we are sent to?!" Brett exclaims as he ducks a bit and raises his hands.

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Rolls

Secret Roll

Apr 9, 2019 5:02 am
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Apr 9, 2019 2:09 pm
OOC:
I'm feeling like I'm standing along the wall, with the guardbot and Brett facing one another in front of me.
Apr 9, 2019 9:49 pm
[ +- ] Detailed Battle Map
As the whine of the weapon reaches it's apex, the indigo barrel begins to vibrate.

The weapon fires, as it is fired, it simultaneously flings out of the guardbot's hand.
OOC:
Everyone may make an action, if you wish to dodge you must roll a d20 against either your agility (if you have it as a skill) or Violence (if you do not)
Apr 10, 2019 7:12 am
I duck and roll🎶, roll🎶, roll🎶 to survive and clean🎶, clean🎶, clean🎶 the bloody mutant mess🎶,mess🎶,mess🎶
Last edited April 10, 2019 7:16 am

Rolls

Violence 05 - (1d20)

(20) = 20

Apr 10, 2019 1:29 pm
Will-WTN attempts to dive away from the shot.

Rolls

Violence 08 - (1d20)

(2) = 2

Apr 10, 2019 2:32 pm
Wyatt snaps out of his day dream and will attempt to dodge.

Rolls

Violence 09 - (1d20)

(5) = 5

Apr 10, 2019 4:03 pm
Brett also gets ready to jump aside if the shot hurtles to his direction. He will also be holding on to the multicorder by its strap as it's becoming scalding hot.

Rolls

Violence (09) - (1d20)

(16) = 16

Apr 11, 2019 6:36 pm
Dave ducks away from the shot, trying to avoid being instantly obliterated.

Rolls

Violence 10 - (1d20)

(7) = 7

Apr 12, 2019 12:57 am
As Will-O-WSP ducks down, he bangs his face into the butt of the rifle leaving his face bloody. The multicorder falls to the ground as all that remains of Brett is a smoldering pile of ash and a pair of boots.

Rolls

Sneaky dm roll

Apr 12, 2019 12:59 am
please deposit your multicorder device into an R&D percussive explosion receptacle in 5...4...
Apr 12, 2019 7:22 am
"Oops" I say as I bang my head accidentally, just before my it is blown, ironically getting everyone dirty by whatever was leaf from the Hygiene Officer.
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Apr 12, 2019 3:43 pm
3....2...

*Ding.

The elevator finally arrives at its destination and the doors slide open.
OOC:
You have enough time to act quickly, if Will-O-WSP would like to return his last turn he may.
Apr 12, 2019 3:56 pm
justin77 says:
if Will-O-WSP would like to return his last turn he may
OOC:
Not sure what that means. Didn't I and Brett-R-WYD-1 just die?
Can I not die? Is this some time wrapping elevator? Or am I still alive, but "half-faced" ?

🎶Send in my clone...🎶 It's only 1000 credits per clone🎶 SEND IN THE CLONES🎶
Apr 12, 2019 4:43 pm
OOC:
I think you didn't actually die. Only injured your head. Though I am indeed dead...
Apr 12, 2019 5:30 pm
RoAries says:
OOC:
I think you didn't actually die. Only injured your head. Though I am indeed dead...
OOC:
yes to this
Apr 12, 2019 5:37 pm
OOC:
right so...
I get up, still a bit stunned and not sure of what just happened. Look around, see all the blood from Brett-R-WYD-1 and start complaining "You guys just can't keep it clean can you? "
OOC:
I will only try to get out when I see the others running in panic
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Apr 12, 2019 8:25 pm
"Everyone out of the elevator now! The multicorder is about to blow!"
Apr 13, 2019 9:20 pm
"what? Explode?" I run after Will-R-WTN-1 by instinct
Apr 15, 2019 11:17 pm
"Equipment Guy, salvage the equipment!" Dave orders as he bolts out of the elevator.
Apr 16, 2019 7:47 am
OOC:
Now that is some proper leadership 🤣
Great thinking Team Leader Dave-R-EGP-1! I wholly support the wise words of our team leader as I start to get to my senses again. Equipment Guy Wyatt-R-VSC-1, don't forget the multicorder! That piece must be at least 500 credits worth! Extremely valuable for Friend Computer!. For a split second, I stop running, look back and add Oh! I also left some Poppy-pops back there! We need good nutritional supplies to complete the mission!
OOC:
😈😈😈
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Apr 19, 2019 4:02 pm
Dave, Will and Will jump out of the elevator leaving Wyatt and the large guardbot behind. The doors slide closed followed by the muffled sound of an explosion and the visible bulging of the doors.

A second after that, the doors open a second time. The guardbot is now alone, blackened and his neck and limbs appear much looser.

He herds you into the room in front of you which contains a cross between a pneumatic tube and a spiral slide. a damp Brett-R-WYD-2 comes out of the slide, quickly followed by Wyatt-R-VSC-2 who crashes into him.

Surrounding you is a dozen trashcan sized guardbots.

They lead you into a featureless room with a desk, and a door at the far side. The guardbot's weapons are pointed ominously in your direction.

At the desk sits a very short, slightly pudgy fellow wearing a Blue jumpsuit. He's flanked by two tall, thin Yellow guards with lasers.

From the speaker on the wall emanates the melodious strains of a song that seems to be called, I'm just wild about Psion....

Oh, I'm just wild about Psion,
Psion's wild about me.
My 'registered' type means I'm just their type
They like my empathy...
Apr 20, 2019 9:43 pm
I look at the guard bots, the blue clearance citizen, the two guards and then back at Team Leader Dave-R-EGP-1, with an expecting expression of someone who is waiting for someone else to take the first step
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Apr 21, 2019 4:22 am
Brett stumbles out of the slide in a daze of shock. As his vision clears, he takes in the room that he is now in. "Ah, I died and came back again. Well, first time for anything..." When he saw the giant guard bot again, he instinctively raised his arms in surrender. "For the love of The Computer, please don't shoot me!"
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Apr 21, 2019 5:51 pm
Dave fired off a salute towards the superior citizens. "Hello! I and my team of upright crimson individuals are here and reporting for our mission alert! Doubtless a minor matter that will soon be revealed to have never been a problem at all!"
Apr 22, 2019 1:35 pm
Will-WTN stands stoic in line, waiting for proper instruction from the higher levels.
Apr 22, 2019 1:49 pm
I look around at everyone in the team and then point to my orange suit, while checking if it got damaged or the color faded in the elevator. "Well, kind of crimson but very up and right! I say as I stand very straight. Looking back at the blue clearance citizen "If you need your cleaning re-evaluated, Will-O-WSP-1 at the friend computer disposal
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Apr 23, 2019 8:39 pm
Greetings Troubleshooters, I am Cleto-B-QRK. My companions are Dewey-Y-JLK and Sonny-Y_TLS

The Computer has rewarded your loyalty by choosing to accompany a carefully selected and coordinated strike force of 27 Troubleshooter teams who have been called into emergency action to fight the new communist threat - subversive propaganda being pumped out over The Computer's own public address system.

The Computer has narrowed the possible sources of interference to one subdivision of our beloved Alpha Complex, but treasonous tampering prevents it from pinpointing the traitors' exact location. You and the rest of the strike force will sweep through this area, searching for interference, identifying the responsible parties, and terminating them.
Apr 23, 2019 9:20 pm
Sweeping is the best activity! Keeps the complex clean and shinny. I start whistling softly. Where is this dirty subdivision in need of some cleaning? I say with my mouth wide open, showing sparkling clean teeth as advertised in the vidscreens, while taking out a sample of Blast It Off while singing the jingle 🎶 Just one spray makes dirt go away🎶
Apr 24, 2019 2:34 pm
The far door slides open.

It's right through those doors.

I give you fair warning: Only an insidious, well-organized, band of fanatics armed with the most sophisticated infiltration equipment could have perpetuated this heinous deed. The Computer is counting on you to squash this awesome foe.

Any questions? Good! go forth in glorious service, return here when, and ONLY WHEN you have succeeded. Farewell!


Assuming the conversation is done, Cleto returns his attention to a stack of papers on his desk.

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As I'm being dragged away from Cleto-B-QRK-2, I start to shout "A question! Yes... I , umph wait!" and I disappear into the subdivision as the doors close.
Apr 25, 2019 1:10 pm
A quick salute with a "Yes Sir" and I'm through the doors with the group.
Apr 25, 2019 1:25 pm
Brett cautiously turns on his new multicorder, and with a nervous nod to the higher authorities, he follows after the departing group.
Apr 26, 2019 3:55 pm
as you go through the door Cleto calls after you,

There seems to be something wrong with your mutant

The typically quiet Wyatt has gone from merely reticent to nearly catatonic.

The guardbots hustle Dave and Wyatt out the door behind you.
Apr 26, 2019 4:01 pm
the guarbots scoot back into the office, the door slides shut behind them and you hear it lock.

You're in a long gray tunnel with narrow walkways on either side of a wide BROWN canal. The low curved ceiling is lit by a line of flourescent tubes along tunnel's spine. The canal curves away to the right downstream, and upstream the tunnel branches to the left and right. The whole place smells as bad as the food vats. You can hear treasonous music echoing through the tunnels - impossible to trace.

Now What?
OOC:
Brett roll a d6
Apr 26, 2019 4:15 pm
OOC:
Rolling...

Rolls

Requested roll - (1d6)

Apr 26, 2019 6:24 pm
I look closely at the walls. "Brown clearance? As anyone ever heard of that?. I start walking up to the branching point and then look back at the team leader Dave
Apr 26, 2019 6:34 pm
"It's your time to shine Dave, time to make a choice. Which way?"
Apr 26, 2019 7:53 pm
I’ll point in the direction that looks more dirty (do I roll for that?). "This way is more dirty. Lack of hygiene clearly indicates traitorous behaviour!"
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Apr 27, 2019 1:21 am
Will-O-WSP those walkways are much more slippery than you anticipated, please make a roll against your Agility score (or Violence if you do not have a modified score for Agility)
Apr 27, 2019 1:24 am
Brett, you have a 2nd Generation Multicorder. A vague sense tells you that it is slightly larger than the previous model, but you can't be certain. As you power it on, you hear a warm up sound. and a little icon of a smiling computer appears on the small screen.

WELCOME
Apr 27, 2019 8:25 am
"This tunnel is so ahhh.. I slip :)

Rolls

Violence 05 - (1d20)

(14) = 14

Apr 27, 2019 5:18 pm
The Hygiene officer loses his footing and slides off of the narrow walkway and into the stream of the canal. The odor is nauseating and the current is surprising. Will-O-WSP begins to tumble downstream in the thick fluid.
Apr 28, 2019 4:05 am
Brett makes sure that the device is recording as they enter the pungent tunnel. As Will-O-WSP slips, Brett quickly attempts to tape the hygiene officer's comical and ironic fall into the filthy river.
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OOC:
Did I go down the drain or did I stop tumbling at some point?
I'll play assuming I managed to stand up but roll in case that's needed
"I'm still alive guys!" I say reassuring the others as I stand up from the thick, nauseating fluid. "Filthy mutant traitors!" I curse, still a bit confused about what just happened. "So, what's the plan?" I ask looking around randomly.
Last edited April 29, 2019 10:09 am

Rolls

stand up - (1d20)

(3) = 3

Apr 29, 2019 10:40 am
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Apr 29, 2019 3:25 pm
After taking a few tumbles in the sludge and traveling about 100 ft downstream, Will-O-WSP is able to get back to his feet despite the strength of the current. There is no drain in site as the canal appears to continue for some distance.

You feel something large brush past your legs below the surface of the fluid.

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Apr 29, 2019 4:01 pm
OOC:
Alright, doing roll:
Last edited April 29, 2019 4:01 pm

Rolls

Secret Roll

Apr 29, 2019 5:56 pm
Brett-R-WYD attempts to capture the hygiene officer's slip into a river of sludge. the camera is zoomed in enough to create a nicely composed medium shot. When Brett looks through the viewer however, he can't immediately find Will-O-WSP and with nothing to focus on, the multicordor continuously zooms in and out of focus. By the time Brett has a good sense of where his fellow troubleshooter is, Will is already too far into the darkness to capture.
May 4, 2019 8:09 pm
I freeze and stay very quiet for a while, trying to figure out what sort of large brushy thing could lay under such a disgusting liquid. I then see the multicorder’s light far into the dark tunnel and carefully and slowly step in that direction. "uh guys?
May 14, 2019 4:45 pm
After some time, and with hearing the soft echo of Will's voice in the distance, Brett attempts to move closer to film his helpless companion. He does this slowly and carefully, making sure not to accidentally repeat Will's slippage.
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Rolls

Secret Roll

May 15, 2019 5:41 am
I try to follow the light, carefully and wary of the strange fluid and it's mutated creatures. Bloody commies breeding garbage mutants in this Computer-forgotten tunnels!
May 17, 2019 1:07 am
Will-O-WSP fights against the current towards the light of the 2nd Gen Multicorder as Brett carefully inches along the walkway towards him. As Brett approaches he hears the sound like a rusty tire on a warehouse cartbot passing by his feet. In his peripheral vision he can see tiny shadows scattering away from him. Several more squeaks issue from the shadows.

Will does not detect any further evidence of the large thing that brushed past him only a moment ago.
OOC:
If you wish to try and do something, select what you feel is the appropriate skill and make a roll. Along with your roll, roll a d6
May 17, 2019 7:12 am
I continue, very carefully, trying to get back to the others. As I struggle with the current, the smells and the darkness, I am very very attentive to anything that is going on.

Rolls

High Alert (11) - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (6) = 6

1d6 : (4) = 4

May 17, 2019 7:41 am
Huh? What was that?..." I turn the Multicorder towards the mysterious squeaking from the shadows, trying to turn up the brightness to see what is hiding in there.

Rolls

Video recording 14 - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (12) = 12

1d6 : (2) = 2

May 18, 2019 12:19 am
WILL - You hear the echo of treasonous music coming from further down the tunnel. Many of the tube lights along the corridor are broken, those that remain buzz and flicker. You are up to your thighs in sludge. The smell is repugnant.

Further downstream, away from your teammate you see a long dark shape protruding from the sludge. At first it looks like it is floating downstream.

Then, it changes direction and begins moving upstream. The large object seems to propel itself by twisting back and forth like a series of S's.

Again, I cannot stress this enough. The smell is TERRIBLE.
May 18, 2019 3:29 am
Brett- you adjust the brightness and point the multicorder towards one of the shadows. Through the screen you see a pair of beady red eyes and a mouth full of fangs. It makes an aggressive screeching noise at you
May 18, 2019 6:32 am
"Brett-R-WYD-2 I think there is something dangerous close to you" I say as a mix of warning and resignation as I try a bit harder to rejoin the others, feeling the panic slowly creeping in
May 18, 2019 10:34 am
With 1 hand holding the multicorder, and the other reaching for my laser pistol, I keep my alarmed eyes on the angry creature as I slowly back away.
OOC:
Btw, what are the positions right now, and do I have to fix the gun together, or is it considered as being together already?
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May 19, 2019 4:28 am
Brett is on the walkway above the river of sludge. He is about 30ft away from the group of Troubleshooters who are standing by the door that you came through. there is a walkway along both walls of the tubular tunnel.

approximately 70ft downstream from Brett in the middle of the sludge stream is Will-O-WSP. He is making his way against the current towards Brett. The large thing in the sludge is moving much faster against the stream towards him and will most likely reach him before he can get back to Brett.

Brett's is able to find the pistol and RED barrel in his pack, but it has not been assembled. Twisting the barrel into the body of the pistol requires two hands and he is already holding the multi-corder.

The fangy thing looks unlike anything Brett has ever seen before. It is about the size of a microwave, completley covered in scruffy/matted hair and does not appear to have any inorganic makeup at all.

It attacks Brett with it's mouth.

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/40909877393_59a1979f1a.jpg

Rolls

Bite - (1d20)

(11) = 11

May 19, 2019 4:36 am
Brett has been bitten by the Fangy Thing and his left leg (and jumpsuit) has been lacerated
May 19, 2019 6:21 am
"Ow!" Brett takes a quick look at the troubleshooters behind him, before taking his free hand out-stretching it towards the Fangy Thing. Meanwhile, he carefully puts down his multicorder, and begins fixing the Red barrel with the laser pistol body.
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Rolls

Secret Roll

May 19, 2019 11:37 am
Hearing Brett being attacked, I also assemble the laser pistol, while keeping an eye on that sludgy thing coming my way
OOC:
those drawings were really useful! My idea of what was happening was a bit different ;)
May 19, 2019 9:20 pm
The dark fangy thing appears to launch itself from the walkway and down into the sludge below. You hear a sploosh as it hits the surface.

Will is twisting his barrel into the pistol body when the large sludge object reaches him. It's mass disappears beneath the surface of the sludge stream.
May 20, 2019 12:09 am
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May 20, 2019 6:49 am
OOC:
Am I dead? I’m I alive? What am I? Who am I?
Clearly the toxic fumes and unbearable smell are bad enough to trigger a philosophical existential crisis ;)
I stay very still as I watch that big object that moved upstream disappear under the sludge. "Guys... I have a bad feeling about this place"
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May 20, 2019 6:55 am
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After assembling the red barreled laser pistol, Brett picks up his multicorder and attempts to find and shoot at the creature in the sludge.
OOC:
Btw, would I know about the other thing in the sludge as well?
Last edited May 20, 2019 6:57 am

Rolls

Violence (09) - (1d20, 1d6)

May 20, 2019 2:12 pm
"Get back up here you fool!"
May 21, 2019 6:31 pm
Will-O-WSP feels something happen.

Brett spots the fangy-thing through the viewer. It appears to be mimicking a pet-bot paddle by using it's limbs to swim in the sludge.
You hear the shutter snap sound effect as the camera takes an auto-pic.
The creature gives a Screech as you easily blast it in the hide. It begins swimming frantically

Rolls

CLAMP - (1d20)

(2) = 2

May 21, 2019 6:42 pm
Frozen in place as soon as I feel something, I slowly finish up assembling the pistol "Guys?"
May 21, 2019 6:47 pm
Will-O-WSP feels shooting pain as sharp jagged metal clamps down on his leg. looking down he can see that his leg is securely in the maw of a rusty metal bot that appears to be equal parts jaw and body. The hygiene officer stands waist deep in a river of $@#& with an open wound being caused by a rusty metal jaw clamped down on his leg.

He can just see the stamp on the top of the bot's head: G8R-BOT-008
OOC:
None of the other troubleshooters can see the G8R-BOT from their current locations
May 22, 2019 7:16 am
"Damn rusty bots! This is way you need to clean them twice a week!", I shoot the robot as soon as I can and, just before pushing the trigger, I notice the stamp on the bot's head...

(I'm guessing that roll does it!) After shooting the bot, I notice the blood flowing down the river. "This doesn't look very hygienic...". I put my finger on it to figure how how deep and bad it is. Afterwards, I look up and shout "Can someone throw me a rope and pull me up?" then I add "and call a doctor?"
OOC:
Is there anything I should know a bout G8R-BOT-008? What type of bot is it? How old? It's price? Political alignment? That sort of thing

Does shooting consume an Orange laser barrel?
Last edited May 22, 2019 7:24 am

Rolls

Energy Weapons 9 - (1d20)

(6) = 6

Estimate Time Until Injured Citizen Dies 11 - (1d20)

(6) = 6

May 23, 2019 7:18 am
Brett turns to the others. "Come on guys, help me!" He then gives a sigh and quickly moves over and places down the things he is carrying, and begins to perform a lifting motion towards Will.
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Rolls

Using telekinesis - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (15) = 15

1d6 : (3) = 3

Violence (09) to avoid slipping - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (20) = 20

1d6 : (1) = 1

May 23, 2019 8:04 am
OOC:
mmm isn't that telekinesis treasonous behavior?
May 23, 2019 10:55 am
"Greetings citizens! All hail friend Computer, who has sent me to assist you in your investigations! From the same entrance where the rest of them entered the sewer came Cart-O-YRE-1. "Perhaps you require an equipment inspection at this moment to ensure our success. Declare your equipment status please!" Cart eyed the metal bot chomping on Will's leg. "Damaging bots with your leg could be considered treasonous behaviour. I shall valiantly offer to repair the bot as friend Computer sees fit."
OOC:
Assuming that the group is able to now see what's attacking Will.

Rolls

Bot Ops and Maintenance (observing the bot) - (1d20)

(13) = 13

May 24, 2019 5:34 am
Will-O-WSP fires a blast to the head of the G8R. It tears away from his leg and disappears back into the sludge.
He checks the damage on his leg. The cut is surprisingly deep and he is in danger of losing a lot of blood. Considering the situation, He is almost certain that it will become infected if not treated.

Brett-R-WYD places his laser and his multicorder down on the walkway.
then he stares intently toward Will and waves his hand in a lifting motion. Will gives Brett a suspicious look.
Then Brett slip and fall into the sludge leaving his laser and multicorder up on the walkway.


Cart-O-YRE is close enough to hear and be heard but not close enough to see the bot inside the mostly dark tunnel. He does see the orange laser blast.

Dave-R, and Will-R-WTN remain by the doorway.

Wyatt-R-VSC begins whistling atonally along as "I think I'm a Clone Now" starts up again somewhere off in the distance.
OOC:
Will-O-WSP - Would you like to check to see if your barrel has a charge remaining by firing it in a random direction?
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May 24, 2019 6:50 am
Oh! Hello new equipment guy! All hail friend Computer! I look up at Cart-O-YRE-1 and greet him. "Apologies for damaging equipment, but I fear it was a traitorous mutant bot wired by those unhygienic communist bastards!". I turn to help Brett-R-WYD stand up after his unexpected fall. By the way, could you give us a hand to get out of here? I need my blaster checked...and a doctor... and maybe a second breakfast
OOC:
Having the equipment guy just show up, I'll pass shooting at random by trying to use it as an excuse to be rescued ;)
May 24, 2019 3:34 pm
"Gimping gonads! Shots fired!" Cart wondered what the commotion was, not being able to see Will-O-WSP nor Brett-R-WYD clearly. He wondered aloud why the others standing nearer the entrance made no move to assist, as it was clear that Will-O and Brett-R had called for them."Let us assist our teammates in our continuing loyalty to the mission. While you do so, I will recover the equipment and check on Will-O's blaster, as requested." Cart proceeded forward carefully towards the direction of Will-O and Brett-R's voices and the light of the blast. When he reached the spot where Brett had slipped, he picked up Brett-R's laser and multicorder first, before preparing to help Will-O.

Rolls

Secret Roll

May 25, 2019 8:33 am
"Argh! Damn this water!" Brett began to splash about, trying to keep afloat. "Oh hey, you're the new equipment guy? Would you mind helping us out?"
May 25, 2019 5:51 pm
The other three troubleshooters remain by the door despite Cart's request.

Cart appears on the walkway above Brett and Will-O.

He can see from his vantage point two dark forms circling around The hygiene and recording officers in the sludge.
May 26, 2019 10:36 am
"I am now here by myself, valiantly assisting fellow troubleshooters in trouble!" Cart spoke loudly as he picked up the multicorder to record where he was, where Brett-R and Will-O are relative to him, and then record the other three troubleshooters still standing by the door. As he did so he looked through the viewer to see if he could see more clearly the two dark forms circling. "Holy halitosis! There are two creatures in the water which might interfere with our mission. We must prevent them from doing so. I shall need to store this recorder in a safe place for the time being to prevent it from being damaged."

Cart placed the multicorder in his backpack, and assembled his laser pistol and also stored it. To Brett and Will-O, Do either of you have rope equipment with you or some climbing device? Without it, I'm afraid I would be dragged down to you in any attempt to lift you out. If not, we shall have to disable the creatures first before we can safely attend to your injury." Cart then picked up Brett's pistol and signaled for Brett to get ready to catch it.
OOC:
Does the walkway have any form of handholds or railings anywhere along the wall or edge?
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May 26, 2019 1:06 pm
I look hopefully at Cart-O-YRE-1, slowly getting more and more distressed. The new orange clearance guy not only mentioned creatures, I also have no rope... I look around, carefully and ready my blaster while I shout "Did you say... creatures?" as I try to see the shapes in the river. "I guess this is trouble and it is time for you to shoot!" I press the trigger, finally finding out if my barrel has a charge remaining.
OOC:
If I saw a shape, I shoot it, otherwise, it is a random panic shooting ;)
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May 26, 2019 4:23 pm
Brett thinks back. "I'm afraid I too don't have rope with me... Alright, I'll try to catch my gun..."
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Rolls

Secret Roll

May 27, 2019 12:27 am
With that acknowledgement Cart tossed the gun to Brett-R.
May 27, 2019 12:59 am
Brett effortlessly snatches the tossed pistol in the air.
OOC:
I need a d20 energy weapon or violence roll from Will-O, also roll a d6
Cart indeed notices a hand rail at waist level along the wall.
May 27, 2019 1:26 am
back near the doors two separate laser blasts are fired.

A moment later the tuneless whistling can be heard as the registered mutant, Wyatt, joins Cart on the walkway. He looks over the ledge and sees the other two in the sludge.

He looks over at Cart and says,
I've just been promoted to team leader, I've got a plan to get everybody out of the sludge, but my plan requires that you jump in there first.

He holds out his hands.

I'll hold the multicorder so that you don't damage it getting in.
May 27, 2019 1:50 am
"Inspirational innovation!" Cart looked over Wyatt's shoulder at the clearly malfunctioning clones behind. "I shall gladly assist the new team leader by ensuring that all equipment is safely stored away, as required of me by friend Computer. You needn't have to worry anymore about these lesser concerns such as the safety of the multicorder." Cart took out the recorder and turned it on.

Perhaps team leader can first explain what his plan is, and inspire us all by leading the jump into the sludge, to show us how to do it. I shall record your wise plan."

Rolls

Secret Roll

May 27, 2019 4:51 am
Upon grabbing the laser pistol, Brett aims it at the water, ready to pull the trigger at the first sign of movement.

Rolls

Violence (09) - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (15) = 15

1d6 : (1) = 1

May 27, 2019 6:58 am
After shooting the shadows in the river, I turn to Brett and discretely whisper "Looks like the mutant has a plan..." trying to contain my laugh.
Last edited May 27, 2019 6:58 am

Rolls

Energy Weapons 9 - (1d20)

secret 1d6 - (1d6)

May 27, 2019 9:20 am
OOC:
Ooh, I almost forgot I also have Energy Weapons skill.

Rolls

Secret Roll

May 27, 2019 4:56 pm
Will successfully blasts G8R-Bot-008 a second time disrupting the circling. The other G8R-bot Rises up breaching the sludge. Brett fires wild and the bot responds with a whip of his tail.

He succesfully slaps Brett with full force slamming him against the wall.

Brett takes a second shot, this time connecting with the bot and sending him back into the murk.

Rolls

Tail Whip - (1d20)

(7) = 7

May 27, 2019 4:59 pm
No time to argue!

Wyatt pushes Cart attempting to knock him off the walkway and into the sludge.

Cart is now in the sludge, with the multicorder.

Rolls

Unarmed combat (13) - (1d20)

(2) = 2

May 27, 2019 5:03 pm
"You're alright?" I ask Brett as he blasts the second G8R-bot. I ready my blaster again and try to check if we're safe now as Cart splashes into the sludge.
May 28, 2019 1:04 am
"Jumpin' jackbots!" Cart was taken aback by Wyatt's sudden action, and made a grab for both the handrail on the wall and Wyatt's shoving arm. In the best case, he would hold on to the railing or to Wyatt to steady himself; in the worst, Wyatt would be dragged down with him.

Rolls

Violence 7 - (1d20)

(6) = 6

May 28, 2019 6:01 am
Brett takes a breather and feels his chest. "I think I'll be OK... Hopefully no broken ribs..." He steadies himself and readies to fire if the bot comes up again, while being slightly distracted by the commotion up in the walkway.

Rolls

Energy Weapons(13) - (1d20, 1d6)

May 28, 2019 11:08 am
OOC:
Only if Cart makes a splash:
Given that I am probably bleeding to death here and that there are hidden bots under the sludge circling us, I will shoot Cart-O-YRE-1 as he splashes in the water (Wyatt included if he also goes), getting paranoid about ninja bots sneaking on me

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Rolls

Energy Weapons 9 - (1d20)

(5) = 5

May 28, 2019 9:12 pm
Just before going over the edge Cart gets a firm grasp on Wyatt. Wyatt grabs for the handrail in an attempt not to go over the edge with him.

Rolls

Unnarmed combat 1d20 - (1d20)

(4) = 4

May 28, 2019 9:16 pm
Cart hangs over the ledge of the walkway when he is blasted in the back by Will-O-WSP sending him into the sludge and injured.

Brett does not see any sign of either G8R-BOT

Wyatt begins running down the walkway away from the group who are all now definitely in the sludge.
May 29, 2019 2:13 am
"Killer kompanions!" Cart-O-YRE-1, barely ten minutes into his arrival, was stunned by the assault on himself by two of his team members. He pulled out his orange laser pistol and fired back at Will-O first in self defence.
OOC:
No prob CESN, all part and parcel of Paranoia!

Rolls

Energy Weapons 11 - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (2) = 2

1d6 : (2) = 2

May 29, 2019 4:01 am
Will-O-WSP-1 suddenly finds himself completely free of pain or worry.

Unfortunatley, this is because Will-O-WSP-1 is dead.

A G8R-bots drags the clone's lifeless body into the sludge.

A moment later, Will-O-WSP-2 appears back at the doorway.
May 29, 2019 5:18 am
Cart looked at Brett, injured as he was. He remembered Brett's helpfulness in attempting to assist Will-O earlier, and decided to give him the benefit of doubt. "Lily-livered lizard," Cart remarked emotionlessly at Will-O's disappearing body, then, back to Brett "I may have a way to get us back up. Watch for the creatures in the meantime." Cart put away his pistol and multicorder, and fished out his neurowhip instead. With it he attempted to lash it over the handrail above them, in order to use it as a makeshift rope to climb up (without turning it on, of course!).

Rolls

Pummel Lower Clearance Citizens with Neurowhip 13 (aka narrow Neurowhip skill) - (1d20)

(9) = 9

May 29, 2019 8:29 am
"oops, not a bot!" I say as I'm blasted away by Cart-O-YRE-1

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Rolls

Not a new clone - (1d20, 1d20)

1d20 : (19) = 19

1d20 : (11) = 11

May 29, 2019 4:42 pm
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OOC:
Was I properly equipped by Friend Computer with a rope to help my fellow troubleshooters?
I move past the guys strangely standing by the door. Clearly something strange is going on here. Could it be this horrendous smell? "Hello? Anyone there?" I ask as I carefully move down the walkway, unaware of Cart, Brett or even Wyatt's positions.
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May 29, 2019 5:36 pm
Will requested a rope and was outfitted with one.

Unfortunately Cart's whip does not have the length required to reach the handrail
May 30, 2019 12:25 am
Cart had a moment of realisation at Will's last words that the shot fired at him was a mistake. Well, too late for that, he thought. So when he heard the new voice call out, identical to Will's, he understood the new arrival of a new clone. "Over here!" And turned on his neurowhip and waved it around, so that Will could spot the glow. "Watch out for the troubleshooters at the entrance. One of them will shove you! Much malarkey!"
May 30, 2019 8:26 am
As I hear Cart's voice, I notice the glow from his neurowhip. I then turn back an look again at the immobile troubleshooters. They do look eerily quiet... AI assemble my laser pistol I ask "What do you mean, they will shove me?" and start approaching very slowly and carefully Cart's position, keeping an eye on anything that moves. I will also carry a prefabricated official artificial rock on my other hand.
OOC:
By the way justin, out did you take over a player's character? I may be needing that in my game :D
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May 30, 2019 1:41 pm
"Watch your back. New team leader will shove you into the water. Not nice." Cart exclaimed.
May 30, 2019 3:39 pm
Seeing as Will's body was dragged by a G8R-bot(or maybe he doesn't), Brett anxiously fires blindly into the thick liquid, hoping it might hit and dissuade any more bots from attacking.

Rolls

Energy Weapons(13) - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (20) = 20

1d6 : (2) = 2

May 30, 2019 3:41 pm
I look at Cart carefully "Are you saying that the team leader carefully selected by Friend computer is a traitor? Is that what you're saying? is it?" I suspicious ask, completely unaware of Wyatt's previous actions.
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May 30, 2019 11:19 pm
Cart feels the heat of a nearby laserbeam as Brett's blast just narrowly misses his face. Reeling back he can see the top of a G8R-bot on the surface of the sludge a moment before it directs a whip of the tail at him.

The hit connects sucking the wind out of Cart and knocking him prone in the sludge. He tumbles further downstream.

Will-O-WSP-2 witnesses all this from the walkway above. The other Will and Dave remain back by the door. Wyatt has fled further down the tunnel.

Rolls

Tail whip - (1d20)

(11) = 11

May 31, 2019 8:16 am
I'm left to wonder who's the trouble here and continue carefully keeping an eye of both groups, the one by the door and the on on the sludge
May 31, 2019 8:59 am
"I am saying that oooof -" Cart was caught mid-sentence by the attack of one of the G8R-bots and reeled downstream from the hit. Instinctively he lashed out at the bot with his neurowhip as he tried to regain his footing, and draw his laser pistol too just in case.

Rolls

etc etc Neurowhip 13 - (1d20)

(13) = 13

Jun 2, 2019 4:38 am
The neurowhip cracks with electricity as cart pummels the G8R-bot causing it to retreat for the time being.

Meanwhile up on the walkway Will hears the sound of several squeeking voices like a gang of filthy sewer vermin.
Jun 2, 2019 6:51 am
"Hey guys, is there really no way we can escape from this sludge?" Brett says as he eyes the pistol in his hand.
Jun 2, 2019 7:39 am
"Bloody communist vermins!" I shout at no one in particular as I ready my blaster and look around to find the origin of these voices. Just in case it’s is in my head, due to the toxic stench of this mutated place of evil unfriendly analogue place, I also put my gas mask on.
Jun 2, 2019 8:13 am
Catching a moment's reprieve from the bot's attacks, and looking at Brett nearby, "If we cannot get back up, let us see if we can head to the source of the traitorous music. Upstream? Offensive organs!" Cart, having been submerged in the foul muck, also decided to put his gas mask on, but not before hollering out to the new guy he was talking to mid-sentence, "I was saying that one of our team members up on the walkway traitorously promised to aid us, but instead shoved me into this sludge. Be careful, loyal teammate, in case he does the same to you."
Jun 3, 2019 1:51 am
Moving upstream, the tunnel begins to turn and then forks into two directions. To the left you can see a bridge crossing over the river and connecting the two walkways. To the right you can hear a slugey waterfall in the distance.

Up on the walkway, Will-O-WSP sees three fangy faces
Jun 3, 2019 6:54 am
Brett follows after Cart to the junction. "Alright, I hope you know what you're doing..."
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Jun 3, 2019 6:55 am
"Let us keep moving. Watch for things under water. Left? Patient path!" Cart looked at Brett and signaled. "Friend citizen on the wallway, we are going left. Meet us at the connecting walkway."
Jun 3, 2019 8:19 am
I look at the three fangy faces and say I come in peace. I wait as the echo fades into the dark tunnels, with blaster pointing and ready to pull the trigger before anything bad can happen
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Jun 3, 2019 8:57 am
"Alright, I'm behind you. Let me see if I have a gas mask too..."
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Will, two of the faces scurry off at the sound of your voice the first thing you notice about the third fangy faced creature is that it is attached to a filthy little body. The second thing you notice is that it's rushing you.

Cart and Brett, as you approach the bridge, the sludge becomes deeper now coming up almost to your chest. Below the bridge is a vertical grated fence that extends from beneath the sludge to the bottom of the walkway.
Jun 3, 2019 1:15 pm
Cart waited for Brett to reach the same point as he. "Climb?"
Jun 3, 2019 2:23 pm
"Ah communist scum! Die die die!! I press the trigger... many times

Rolls

Energy 09 - (1d20, 1d20)

1d20 : (13) = 13

1d20 : (3) = 3

Jun 3, 2019 4:03 pm
"Sure, since there is no other way. Oh, and turns out I don't have a gas mask with me, as I remembered."
Jun 4, 2019 12:15 am
Will misses with his first shot giving the creature a chance to bite.

The creature snaps at Will's ankle causing a tear to his jumpsuit and a surface scratch on Will's leg.

Will does connect with the second shot leaving only a smoldering carcass before him.

Rolls

Bite - (1d20)

(10) = 10

Jun 4, 2019 12:24 am
Brett's PDC lights up.

Citizen, I've detected some irritation in your voice. Do you require assistance?
OOC:
rolls for cart and Brett if you are climbing
Jun 4, 2019 4:44 am
Before Cart climbed the fence, he looked to see if there was a lock of some sort. If so, and if it were electronic, Cart will attempt to open it. If not, he will attempt to climb.

Rolls

Security Systems 8 - (1d20)

(20) = 20

Stealth 4 - (1d20)

(12) = 12

Jun 4, 2019 9:03 am
"Look what you did to my suit! Filthy mutant!" As the hygiene officer, I quickly begin to scrum with QuickShine. "unbelievable, destroying the friendly computer’s property! At least 20 credits to repair this!" I look at the burned carcass "These communists have no manners"
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Jun 4, 2019 11:30 pm
If there is a lock, Cart can't find it. He attempts to climb the fence, but the particular bar he grabs is extremely Rusty and breaks in his hand. Cart may add 6 inch Rusty iron bar to his inventory if he wishes to keep it.

Brett notices he's got one of those beady-eyed fangy things swimming towards him. He has time to do one more action before it reaches him.
OOC:
FYI I applied your stealth roll to violence for the attempted climb
Will can easily catch up to Brett and Cart leaving the other two remaining troubleshooters behind.
Jun 5, 2019 12:00 am
"Quality 'quipment! Praise friend computer!" Cart put the rusty iron bar into his backpack, and began testing the rest of the bars to see if they would similarly give way. Perhaps if enough of them did, they could squeeze through to the other side.

Rolls

Violence 7 (bend bars) - (1d20)

(5) = 5

Jun 5, 2019 3:44 am
"No worries, Friend Computer! This problem is just for us to deal with!" Brett then sees the thing swimming to him. Computer damn it! Another one!" Brett shoots at it.

Rolls

Energy Weapons(13) - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (17) = 17

1d6 : (3) = 3

Jun 5, 2019 8:37 am
My attention is caught by Brett’s blast, noticing te new fangy thing "Be careful loyal friends! Something unhygienic approaches you!" I shoot it and continue mumbling complaints mindlessly about my ruined suit.

Rolls

Energy 9 - (1d20)

(16) = 16

Jun 6, 2019 2:56 am
Two wild laser blasts go soaring past Cart as he easily pulls two more bars away at the grate.

Cart estimates that he could probably create a large enough hole by strategically removing three more bars, two are at about chest height, but he would have to be completely submerged to get to the third one.

The creature paddles over and attempts to bite Cart

---but gets a mouthful of sewer water instead.
OOC:
Just for reference: Imagine a river full of the contents of a million music festival outhouses. That's what the sludge is primarily composed of.

Rolls

bite - (1d20)

(19) = 19

Jun 6, 2019 3:01 am
Goodbye

Brett's PDC shuts off
Jun 6, 2019 3:04 am
Cart let fly with his neurowhip, keeping the creature at bay, hopefully until the creature has been chased away for good, so that he could resume working on the bars. He planned to get to the other side, but didn't fancy being attacked in the rear.
OOC:
Is the gap now big enough for a person to go through?
Edit from GM's edit, attack creature first
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Rolls

Neurowhip 13 - (1d20)

(4) = 4

Jun 6, 2019 7:30 am
I should be close enough to the others now, so I look down and say "Rope anyone?"
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Jun 6, 2019 11:53 am
Brett realises that more creatures are in the gross fluid, and attempts to fire his pistol behind the two of them to hopefully take one down. After doing so, he'll desperately throw himself against a bar, so as to break one off.
OOC:
Edit: I didn't realised the new post. Would it be OK if I changed mine a bit?
After shooting, Brett looks up to see Will with rope. Oh thank The Computer for rope! Hurry, tie it on a rail and throw the rest down!"
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Rolls

Energy Weapons(13) - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (14) = 14

1d6 : (5) = 5

Violence (09) - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (14) = 14

1d6 : (2) = 2

Jun 6, 2019 1:29 pm
Hearing the new guy above them on the walkway, Cart changed his focus to trying his best to chase away the creature with his whip. "Redeeming rope, yes, all praise loyal citizen!"
OOC:
Will attack creature, attack roll made earlier. Not going through the gap, but will wait for Will's rope.
Jun 6, 2019 1:45 pm
Throw rope, tie rope, test rope :)
Jun 6, 2019 10:23 pm
Cart successfully drives the creature away for the moment. Brett fires another wild blast, but can't quite get to Wills rope just yet. Will ties his rope to the handrail and tosses the other end into the sludge near Cart.

Brett does indeed see one of the G8R-bots approaching
Jun 6, 2019 10:37 pm
"So... what’s up with those troubleshooter by the door?" I ask as I start to go back. "We cannot waste the friend computer’s gift on paralysed, possible disloyal, citizens can we?" I move to steal all I can from the others, unless something stops me ;) "I’ll have a quick look while you climb up"
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Jun 7, 2019 1:34 am
Back at the door are former team leader, Dave-R-EGP-1 and loyalty officer, Will-R-WTN-1.

Registered Mutant and new team leader, Wyatt-R-VSC-1 is nowhere to be seen.

Which one are you attempting to rob?

Please provide a D20 roll and a D6 roll
Jun 7, 2019 1:52 am
With the small reprieve granted by having chased the creature, Cart wasted no time in climbing up the rope, and hoped that Brett was not far behind him.

Rolls

Stealth 4 and/or Violence 7 - (1d20)

(7) = 7

Jun 7, 2019 1:58 am
Cart makes climbing the rope look incredibly difficult, but somehow, he manages and is able to hoist himself back onto the walkway.

He leaves behind a slick residue of sewage all over everything he touched on his way up including the rope and the ledge of the walkway.
Jun 7, 2019 2:21 am
Safely on the walkway, Cart put aside his whip and pulled out his pistol, intending to assist Brett in chasing away any attacker still after Brett when he attempts to climb.
Jun 7, 2019 7:49 am
Robbing anyone who doesn’t move :)

Rolls

Wyatt - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (17) = 17

1d6 : (2) = 2

Copywill - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (15) = 15

1d6 : (6) = 6

Jun 7, 2019 8:56 am
As Brett moves closer while Will ties the rope, he sees another hostile bot swimming towards him. In fear and anger, Brett fires at the foul machine while trying to swim backwards to the rope.
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Rolls

Energy Weapons(13) - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (20) = 20

1d6 : (1) = 1

Secret Roll

Jun 7, 2019 4:27 pm
From above Cart can see the vermin he whipped away and one of the G8R-bots approaching Brett from within the sludge.

Brett fires wild while easily swimming over to the rope.
Jun 7, 2019 4:28 pm
HEY!

Will-O-WSP attempts to rob Will-R-WTN who gets annoyed and punches Will-O in the face.

Wyatt is nowhere to be seen.

Rolls

Punch - (1d20)

(4) = 4

Jun 7, 2019 4:44 pm
"ouch! What in the name of friend computer? You move?
Jun 7, 2019 5:28 pm
Upon reaching the rope, Brett continues to use his panic to climb himself up to safety without giving a moment to think about the ravenous G8R-bots and fanged pests close behind him.
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Rolls

Secret Roll

Jun 7, 2019 11:07 pm
Cart, with a better vantage point now that he's not in the sludge, took careful aim at the G8R-Bot closing in on Brett, and fired his pistol.

Rolls

Energy Weapons 11 - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (6) = 6

1d6 : (2) = 2

Jun 8, 2019 1:17 am
Loyalty officer, Will-R-WTIN pulls out his datapad and stylus. He speaks outloud as he writes

Citizen Dave-R-EGP is witness, I acted in self-defence.

Hygiene officer, can you please explain why you were trying to take for yourself items that Friend Computer assigned specifically to me?
Jun 8, 2019 1:23 am
Cart blasts the G8R-bot in it's long snout succesfully keeping him at bay for the moment. The leathery skin burns away revealing a chainsaw of teeth.

Brett easily climbs the rope, but when he attempts to hoist up he slips on the slippery ledge. He loses his grip and hits his chin on the walkway before falling back into poop river.

Right next to the vermin.

Who bites him.

Rolls

bite - (1d20)

(7) = 7

Jun 8, 2019 2:13 am
Continuing to help Brett, this time with his multicorder out, Cart blasted the vermin attacking Brett, I continue to serve the Computer by saving a loyal citizen from vermin!

Rolls

Energy Weapons 11 - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (19) = 19

1d6 : (1) = 1

Jun 8, 2019 7:45 am
I stare at the datapad and start explaining "Well, you know... it is a bit dirty here and ... mmm... I’m doing a routine hygiene inspection..."I point at my gas mask and the two struggling troubleshooters in the sludge. "Clean body equals clean mind! And in this case the aaaa... inspection, requires removal of certain equipment beforehand"
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Jun 8, 2019 4:57 pm
As Brett falls back down to the sludge and gets bitten by a creature, he starts cursing despite injuring his jaw. "Damn horrid mutants! Filthy freaking commies! Sick bastard traitors!" Brett eventually orientates himself and begin his climb once again despite the wretched thing still biting him.
Last edited June 8, 2019 5:00 pm

Rolls

Outdoor Life(12) - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (10) = 10

1d6 : (4) = 4

Jun 9, 2019 2:58 am
Holding the multicorder in one hand and the laser in the other proves to be too much for Cart to handle and his shot goes wide. Brett finally makes it to the top of the rope and very cautiously lifts himself up on to the ledge.

Cart is mostly covered in sewage, whereas Brett is completely covered from head to toe

Will needs to make a d20 and a d6 roll if he's attempting to BS Will-R-WTN.

A new verse of Send in the Clones begins to echo through the tunnels.
Jun 9, 2019 3:44 am
"At last I'm out! Maybe we should see the Hygiene Officer about our mess before continuing..." Brett says to Cart while catching his breath and wiping the thick muck from his face.
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Jun 9, 2019 6:51 am
"Thank you hygiene officer for your help with the rope! Please assist further with our cleanliness so that we can serve our mission better! Squeaky smooth! Cart called out to Will.
Jun 9, 2019 8:55 am
OOC:
Rolling bs, what’s the skill for that?
You guys see me by the door having some ... misunderstandings with the other troubleshooter ;)
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Rolls

Bs - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (19) = 19

1d6 : (5) = 5

Jun 9, 2019 4:57 pm
OOC:
Let's say Management
He's not buying it.

I do appreciate your concern. But wouldn't you say that the general hygiene of the team would be a duty that falls under the job desctiption of the Hygiene officer? Perhaps your efforts would be better directed towards those two rather than "removing" my assigned equipment...

Obviously, I will have to report my loyalty evaluation to a commanding officer at debrief.


He puts the stylus into its holder and packs his datapad back up.
Jun 9, 2019 5:14 pm
"Yes of course, they are next. I had to start with someone... and they were out of reach..." I quietly move away and join the others "Fear not loyal equipment guy Cart! Group clean up coming up!". As I do whatever hygiene officers do to that uncleanable sludge, using everything I can: CleanAllPoo, ScrupASlug, Fat&Blast, and whatever, I whisper to Brett, the recording officer "I think the loyalty officer over there is showing some signs of treason, refusing to join the group hygiene check up..."
OOC:
glorious gossip!

Mighty friend computer! Do I need to roll hygiene to do the party clean up? Blessed be our cloning chips
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Rolls

Hygiene - (1d20)

(11) = 11

Jun 9, 2019 10:10 pm
Inside the hygiene kit are the following items:

3 bars of Soap
I tube Toothpaste.
1 Toothbrush.
! Razor with 10 replacable blades
Dental Floss.
Deodorant.
Shampoo.
Conditioner.
A brush
a rag
a sponge
a 8oz bottle of CleanAllPoo
an 8oz bottle of ScrupASlug
an 8oz bottle of Fat & Blast

Please describe how you are attempting to sanitize Cart
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OOC:
This can't be good :o
"Cart-O-YRE-1, please place your items here and provide an update on the equipment equipment status", I ask as I start to apply some CleanAllPoo on the sponge and scrub the equipment guy's armor and clothes. After a first cleaning round, I apply some Fat & Blast spray and leave it to act on the tougher and greasier bits. "Scrub, scrub, scrub 🎶 clean, clean, clean 🎶 dissolve all the fat 🎶 and make it sparkle as a Friend Computer's chip🎶". As I grab the shampoo, I look for a source of clean water...
OOC:
to be continued ;)
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Jun 9, 2019 11:56 pm
Thank you, friend Will! Once you have removed all the sludge from the sewer, I shall check my equipment myself as the Equipment Officer and maintain them in perfect working condition! Cart stood still to let Will wash and scrub the sludge off his body, keeping his items with him and in his backpack.
Jun 10, 2019 2:01 am
Will applies the cleanallpoo to the sponge and begins scrubbing Cart's left arm. It is almost immediately obvious that the sponge isn't going to be enough as it becomes saturated with sewage before Will completes one-fifth of Cart's shoulder. Any additional scrubbing only acts to smear the sewage around.

Will sees no source of clean water.
Jun 10, 2019 6:13 am
While Will attempts to clean Cart, Brett ponders over what Will said. "The Loyalty Officer showing treason... That's ironic. Then again, the others are still hiding back at the entrance... This does not sound good. Highly suspicious commie behaviour. What do you guys think we should do about them?"
Jun 10, 2019 6:16 am
Total transformation! I am already cleaner, thanks to the hardworking efforts of friend Will. Let us proceed on our mission! I shall record how the three of us soldier on, while the traitorous others refuse to join in. Cowardly Wyatt has escaped!"
Jun 10, 2019 7:55 am
With no clean water around, I curse the bloody communists for their traitorous uncleanliness and record the horrendous state that we, loyal citizens, have to withstand when we step out of the Friend computer protection into the realm of treason. Our bodies may be corrupted, but our minds are still sound! (except for the loyalty officer...). I repeat the process as well as I can with Brett items, out and checked (by the equipment guy), rub and spray and then nod to Cart "Indeed, we must find the source of that catchy... BUT treasonous song, I mean" *cough* *cough*.
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Jun 10, 2019 10:54 am
Brett wipes his hands on the railing, leaving some filth still left. "Yes, but I would like to be the one to continue filming our noble and loyal mission, as I'm the designated Recording Officer. Thanks for keeping the multicorder safe! Other than that, onwards we go!" Brett says as he retrieves the multicorder from Cart.
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Jun 10, 2019 1:20 pm
"As your Equipment Officer, I declare this multicorder to be fully functioning! Cart gamely handed the multicorder back as he recorded the exchange. "Let us proceed across this walkway towards the direction of the music."
Jun 10, 2019 11:49 pm
The troubleshooters leave WIll-R-WTN and Dave-R-EGP behind as they hang onto the handrail and continue on past the first gate. They arrive at a second gate. This one extends all the way to the ceiling but has a gate at the bottom.

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/48040410432_f1c148c33b.jpg
Jun 11, 2019 6:40 am
I quickly screen the area for traitorous bots, fangy mutants and catchy songs!
OOC:
(or another detail that I may notice)
Last edited June 11, 2019 6:41 am

Rolls

roll to see - (1d20)

(7) = 7

roll to life - (1d6)

(5) = 5

Jun 11, 2019 9:44 am
Cart looked for ways of moving the gate, if there were some kind of control, winch, lever, or if these bars were equally rusted to break through.
Jun 11, 2019 1:37 pm
OOC:
you each need to roll a d20 and a d6
Jun 11, 2019 1:40 pm
OOC:
done!
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Jun 11, 2019 1:54 pm
Cart removed his gas mask to examine everything more carefully.

Rolls

Rolls - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (15) = 15

1d6 : (3) = 3

Jun 11, 2019 4:17 pm
Will notices that the submerged gate is on hinges, opening outwards and appears to be held shut by the force of the current.

He can occasionally hear the squeeking voices of vermin throughout the tunnel.

The music seems to be reverberating equally from all directions.

Cart notices that the bars near the fluid appear to be Rusty, but less so on the walkway.
Jun 11, 2019 10:55 pm
All three of your PDCs light up

Attention Troubleshooter Team!

Your team has been on mission for 0200 hours.

Please report your successes!
Jun 12, 2019 7:25 am
"FRIEND COMPUTER, we have successfully lost 3 members of our team, felt into a traitorous sludge full of unhygienic mutant bots and have just now been successful at being stop by a second gate. Listing to the constant squeaking of vermin, I carefully push my back against a wall, trying to make out anything in the dark tunnel, before one final update "All in all, it has been a highly successful mission. However, we are running low on hot clean water. Requesting hot clean water to be delivered as soon as possible."
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Jun 12, 2019 7:41 am
"Great success friend computer! We have succeeded in uncovering 3 traitors in our team who have refused to follow your mission instructions. They stand by the entrance doing nothing. One coward has run off. We have also discovered mutant bots. As Equipment Officer I request additional weapons against mutant bots if their removal is a priority. Also request welding torch to cut through a second gate which will bring us greater success in reaching our objective."

To Will, "We should retrieve the rope as well."
Jun 12, 2019 8:00 am
"What rope? oooh. THE rope! Indeed we must not waste those 3 credits of the Friend Computer's faith" I go back and grab the rope, hoping not to die in the process...
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Jun 12, 2019 3:47 pm
"As my team mates have said, we have abandoned the pathetic traitor clones by the entrance of the tunnel. We also discovered small furry mutants and traitor bots in the river of the tunnel. We have managed to dispose a couple of these scum. If you don't mind me asking, Friend Computer, what was the purpose of the G8R-bots that has traitorously attacked your loyal trouble shooters?"
Jun 13, 2019 7:47 am

Hygiene officer: you have requested increased water delivered to tunnel 1444A. Your request has been submitted.

Equipment Guy: please proceed beyond GATE and submit your request to a certified requisitions officer using the proper forms.

I do not understand G8R-BOTS
Jun 13, 2019 8:13 am
I raise my PDC and try to get a good signal "Hey guys, anyone got ComputerMaps? Where is tunnel 1444A?". In the meantime I take out some ScrupASlug "These iron bars look horrible". I scrub and hope it gets clean and shinny and broken

Rolls

violence scrubbing? - (1d20)

(10) = 10

Jun 13, 2019 8:55 am
"We shall proceed with your generous help friend computer. Please send us a map of the tunnels and instructions to proceed beyond GATE so that we many accomplish your mission further. Thank you!
Jun 14, 2019 1:58 am
Please standby for Map Download

You hear the hum of a processing noise coming from your PDC

Cart's PDC continues

Thank you for choosing to engage the GATE instructions protocol Do you wish to continue?
Jun 14, 2019 2:05 am
Thank you friend computer! Please engage GATE instructions protocol. And display map.
OOC:
dropping some rolls if needed for now or later

Rolls

Hardware 7 - (1d20)

(6) = 6

Software 5 - (1d20)

(4) = 4

Jun 14, 2019 6:49 am
"Huh? What was its identification... Friend Computer, do you recognise the production of G8R-BOT-008?"
Jun 14, 2019 7:04 am
🎶clean clean clean🎶scrub scrub scrub🎶 look for the squeeking vermin🎶 and brake some bars

Rolls

find vermin (High Alert 11) - (1d20)

(6) = 6

Jun 15, 2019 6:51 am
At this point the iron bars look aggressively clean, but still impenetrable from where you stand. At first you cant hear anything over the casiotone solo of I'm an Alpha Complex Dandy, but just faintly you can hear what sounds like hundreds of the little squeekers rushing in your direction.

(Brett's PDC): Map is rendering.

Okay, I can help with that. What type of gate are you using?


(Brett's PDC) I'm sorry I do not recognize G8R-BOT-008 do you wish to define it?
Jun 15, 2019 7:00 am
"Well, its a bot that can swim easily and has sharp teeth. It looks sort of like designed after an organic creature, not that I know of much of them. Filthy, dangerous things... " Hmm, if The Computer do not know about them... Then they could only be made by the commie traitors! Brett though.
Jun 15, 2019 7:23 am
I stand back and pull my gun in one hand and a grab a rock in the other "Guys... squeakers are coming! And I have a feeling they will make these shiny bars a mess again!
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Jun 15, 2019 9:53 am
"Terrible truth! I also hear many vermin, don't think we can hold them all off."

Cart looked around the tunnel and the gate for signs which describe the gate, such as a gate label or code. He only knew the tunnel number, mentioned earlier, and directed the information to his PDC: "Gate in tunnel 1444A is closed. Please activate gate to open. Thank you."

In the meantime, he pulled out his whip again to get ready to defend himself.
Last edited June 15, 2019 11:38 pm

Rolls

Security Systems 8 (searching for gate identification) - (1d20)

(18) = 18

Jun 15, 2019 3:21 pm
"Huh? Oh my Computer! There's hundreds of them coming! We've got to get through!" Brett turns around to tries to break the bar with his strength.
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Rolls

Violence (09) - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (6) = 6

1d6 : (2) = 2

Secret Roll

Jun 15, 2019 3:46 pm
OOC:
I thought they were coming "from the bars" so... the way back is the safe way. Any ideas?
Jun 15, 2019 4:15 pm
OOC:
Oh? If they're from the other side of the gate, then I might change my action.
Jun 15, 2019 4:58 pm
OOC:
They are on your side of the gate
Jun 15, 2019 6:57 pm
OOC:
my bad :( even though... that means it is worse then I expected...
Jun 15, 2019 8:12 pm
Map Downloaded:

The following map appears on all of your PDCs

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/48068700282_10fc73b20f.jpg

At the edge of the murky darkness, Will can see the first of the sets of beady little eyes running in their direction. And then more. They're on both walkways.

Up here, the bars are not rusty and appear to be solid. Brett grabs ahold of the iron bars in front of him and digs his feet in the ground. He pulls on them with tremendous effort, his whole body straining. The bars remain solid. But somehow Brett is able to dig down deep and pull a little extra hard and one of the bars budges a tiny bit.


Cart can see no identification, he can only see that the part of the gate that is meant to open, is only accessible from the bottom of the tunnel

Cart's PDC:
Okay. I think I can help. It sounds like you are having trouble determining the Gate TYPE. Would you like to choose from a list of possible gates?
Jun 15, 2019 11:42 pm
"Yes please show the list of possible gates to choose from." Cart spoke calmly to the PDC.

To the others however, "We have to try breaking the bars from below the sludge, that's how I managed with the first gate. All three of us go down? Up here it's all vermin." He listened anxiously to the sound of the incoming squeakers.
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Jun 16, 2019 2:34 am
"But we just got up..." He then looks to the tide of squeaking. "Fine, down I go again." Brett carefully climbs down into the sludge.
Jun 16, 2019 9:38 am
"Well, we're already dirty anyway. Unwashable undies!" Gas mask back on, Cart also went back down, and straightaway went to work on the bars, knowing better where to yank at them so that they'd break off the same way the previous ones did.

Rolls

Violence 7 (bend bars) - (1d20)

(20) = 20

Jun 16, 2019 7:45 pm
I look down into the pure dirt of the sludge river and then back at my nice and clean suit... I hesitate. For a long time I consider the endless vermin coming my way to a quick dive into a very dirty safety. "Mmm guys... why don’t you go ahead and I... mmm, hold the fort here. You know, in case you need to climb back to the walkway or something .
Last edited June 16, 2019 7:47 pm
Jun 16, 2019 8:56 pm
Okay, let's get started.
If you would like to hear more about a GATE TYPE simply repeat the name of the GATE TYPE into your PDC

Logic Gates
Slide Gates
Swing Gates
Vertical Lift Gates
Vertical Pivot Lift Gates
Bi-Folding Gates
Pedestrian Swing Gates
Pedestrian Portals
Other Gates


If you would like to hear this list again, say "Repeat Gate Types"


Cart finds it much more difficult to break the bars this time.

From down in the sludge, Cart and Brett can see that there is in fact a gated door that will easily swing out towards them and allow them through.

From above
Will can now see the stampede approaching, the walkways are so crowded with vermin that they are literally swarming over eachother, occasionally losing some into the sludge who begin frantically paddling. Beyond the squeeks and squeals and overhead music, Will can hear a wooshing sound rapidly approaching from behind the swarm.
Jun 16, 2019 9:07 pm
I look at the mass of vermin coming What could possibly be swooshing the vermin this way? I think as I try to find a place I can climb out of their way.
OOC:
Are the bars climbable?
Last edited June 16, 2019 9:09 pm
Jun 16, 2019 9:14 pm
OOC:
let's find out. Make a roll
Jun 16, 2019 9:48 pm
OOC:
Is there even a climbing skill?
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up we go!

Rolls

bar climbing skill - (1d20)

(3) = 3

Jun 16, 2019 11:51 pm
Cart quickly scanned the gate to see if could identify hinges, pivots, rails, or other signs, mechanisms to show how it is operated.

Rolls

Hardware 7 - (1d20)

(16) = 16

Jun 17, 2019 4:20 am
Seeing as the gate could swing towards them, Brett will attempt to pull it open.
Jun 17, 2019 4:21 pm
Will climbs to the top of the bars in time to see the front-running creatures start hitting the gate, attempting to squeeze inbetween the bars.

Down in the muck where Cart is pulling on iron bars, Brett stands beside him and easily opens the door.

Clean Water has been delivered to tunnel 1444A

The woosh becomes a roar as a wall of water filling the pipe comes tidal waving towards the troubleshooters.
Jun 17, 2019 5:06 pm
"Brace yourselves, cleaning time is coming! "

Rolls

hold the bars for my life - (1d20)

(18) = 18

Jun 17, 2019 11:20 pm
With the door opened by Brett, Cart wasted no time in slipping through it. It was that, or getting crushed by the oncoming tide.

Rolls

Stealth 4 and/or Violence 7 - (1d20)

(18) = 18

Jun 18, 2019 3:17 am
Brett also goes through the gate, but seeing that the wave of water will still overwhelm them, he prepares to hold his breath and gets into a smaller profile. He will also clutch the multicorder tightly to his chest to not let it go. Though this might cause him to be electrocuted...
Last edited June 18, 2019 1:00 pm

Rolls

Outdoor Life(12) - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (5) = 5

1d6 : (6) = 6

Jun 18, 2019 3:25 pm
The FLOOD hits the Troubleshooters pressing Will against the grating crushing him under the weight of a hundred drowned creatures.

Cart attempts to slip through the door but is hit by the rush of water and becomes disoriented and cannot find the surface.

Will-O-WSP-2 and Cart-O-YRE-1 have both drowned


Brett makes it through the doorway and takes a huge breath. For a moment he is propelled forward along the surface of the tidal wave, tumbling and sliding down tubes and tunnels in a series of waterslides. He is finally spit out into a cavernous room. The ceiling is 10 times higher than anything he's ever seen inside Alpha Complex. The ground is covered by two feet of water.

A moment later Will-O-WSP-3 and Cart-O-YRE-2 slide in from separate shoots.
Jun 18, 2019 3:41 pm
"At least I die clearrrrrrrgggg"
Last edited June 18, 2019 3:42 pm

Rolls

v3 - (1d20, 1d20)

1d20 : (13) = 13

1d20 : (13) = 13

Jun 18, 2019 4:12 pm
Once his wild water slide ride ended, Brett quickly gasps for air as he brings his head above the water. With a look around, he watches in time as his companions enters in the room through the tubes. "Whoa, I was the only one that managed to survive..." Brett picks himself up and takes a look at his present surroundings, including the state of his clothes and equipment.
Jun 18, 2019 11:33 pm
"Wet water! I have the sudden urge to pee!" Cart wondered why he felt the deja vu in his loins.
Jun 19, 2019 7:34 am
OOC:
let me know if I need so update anything for the new clone give the last rolls ;)
"Hi there loyal friends!" I say as I enter the vast, dark, empty room, my voice echoing down the tunnels with no one else around. Then I spot Brett coming out of the "cleaned" sludge river. "Hello friend! You seem to be enjoying yourself a nice little swim. How pleasant! How’s the water, may I ask?"
Last edited June 19, 2019 7:36 am
Jun 19, 2019 8:55 am
"Well, its much cleaner than what I was waddling in a moment ago. My trip here is quite exciting, maybe even fun. Though some of those bends nearly made me drown... Well, praise Friend Computer for His wonderfully designed systems!"
Jun 19, 2019 9:35 am
"Hear, hear"
Jun 19, 2019 10:19 am
"Please lead the way, since you were here before us, and cleaner too!"
Jun 21, 2019 2:52 am
The three troubleshooter stand in a five-way intersecrtion. Treasonous music reverberates from all directions. It can be heard very distinctly coming from one tunnel one moment, and then coming out of another a moment later.

Four of the tunnels are gated from floor to ceiling. One is open.

Brett make a hardware roll to assess your uniform and equipment
Jun 21, 2019 6:22 am
OOC:
Got it.

Rolls

Hardware(07) - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (15) = 15

1d6 : (3) = 3

Jun 21, 2019 6:28 am
Brett moves to the centre of the chamber, and tries to see if he can detect any unique differences to the sounds coming from each tunnel.
OOC:
What is most appropriate to roll?
Jun 21, 2019 7:03 am
I check each option, sniffing at the start of each new tunnel. I then looks back at the others and state seriously "Good grace! They all smell as traitorous as it gets! I have no clue which one could he the source. Should we consult with friend computer?
Last edited June 21, 2019 7:07 am

Rolls

Tunnel - (1d6)

(6) = 6

Jun 21, 2019 7:33 am
"We have no choice? Xclusionary X-junctions." The open tunnel seemed as viable as the others. The place was a maze, according to the map they had seen.
Jun 21, 2019 7:41 am
OOC:
out of 5 tunnels I rolled the 6th -_- that is some luck ;) I'm fresh and would probably go through the easiest one... I guess brett will have a bit more accumulated traumas by now
Jun 21, 2019 2:51 pm
Brett checks his uniform and equipment. The multicorder is banged up and mucky and his jumpsuit is torn, but they both seem to be operational.

As Will approaches each tunnel he can see them each disappearing off into darkness.

When Brett moves towards the center of the room he notices that the water becomes deeper. It comes up to his chest at the middle of the chamber.
OOC:
Brett make a d20 and a d6 roll
Jun 21, 2019 2:56 pm
OOC:
Btw, here is the list of injuries my current body has for everyone's reference(including me):
[ +- ] Injury List
Last edited June 29, 2019 5:23 am
Jun 21, 2019 3:05 pm
Brett is also recording his surroundings with the still functioning multicorder as he makes his way towards the centre, keeping the multicorder above the water level, taking in the haunting song coming from all directions.
OOC:
Oh my, that's both 1s.
Last edited June 21, 2019 3:09 pm

Rolls

Listening closely - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (1) = 1

1d6 : (1) = 1

Jun 21, 2019 3:31 pm
RoAries says:
Injury List
OOC:
Brett is clearly a survival expert ;)
Jun 21, 2019 3:34 pm
"Where to next, more experienced one?" Cart looked hopefully at Brett wading about in the water.
Jun 21, 2019 11:59 pm
Brett stands in the center of the room holding up the multicorder. The small vidscreen doesn't quiet close right anymore, but it is recording.

His face becomes one of perfect concentration as he listens.
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After a moment a couple of bubbles come up from behind Brett in a manner that looks suspiciously like somebody just farted in the tub.

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Rolls

Secret Roll

Jun 22, 2019 2:50 am
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Jun 22, 2019 9:49 am
"... I believe that the music is mainly coming from that gated tunnel... I hear lots of squeakers coming from the gated tunnel right next to it... And that someone is running away from the open tunnel! Ow, my teeth hurts! Looks like my adrenaline is starting to leave me..." Brett says as he feels the bloody gap of where his tooth used to be with his tongue.
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Jun 22, 2019 12:14 pm
"Alrighty, yonder yodels! Same thing, let's figure out how to enter the gate." Cart began to inspect the gate Brett directed them towards, looking for mechanisms to open it.

Rolls

Hardware 7 - (1d20)

(18) = 18

Jun 22, 2019 3:46 pm
Brett swims over to the tunnel with the most likely source of music and, while still recording, helps Cart with finding out how to open the gate. All the while, his face starts to grimace with pain as he begins to feel the sting in his leg and chest.

Rolls

Hardware(07) - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (16) = 16

1d6 : (1) = 1

Jun 22, 2019 10:47 pm
"What do you mean... someone is running away?" I ask intrigued about who else could be in those tunnels as I look deeper into the darkness

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Rolls

See/listen - (1d20, 1d20)

1d20 : (9) = 9

1d20 : (18) = 18

Jun 22, 2019 10:59 pm
"Running away? Surely a traitor! Let us pursue!" Cart paused on his efforts on the gate, and headed towards the open gate instead. "This way you said?"
Jun 23, 2019 10:29 am
"Yes, I heard someone running from the open tunnel. Though I don't know if we could catch up with them..." Brett looks at his bitten leg. "Alright, hopefully I could still run...
Jun 24, 2019 5:56 pm
Brett and Cart cannot locate any opening mechanisms on the closed gate.
Will can not see or hear anyone further down the open tunnel.

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The corrugated tubes leading away from the hub are smaller then the previous tunnels. They are about the size of a storm drain, and the Troubleshooters are ankle deep in water as the enter the open tube.

After about 50ft of walking they hear a loud CLANK come from behind. Ahead of them is another gate. They are now in a 100ft section of tunnel gated in on both sides.
Jun 24, 2019 6:00 pm
OOC:
eheheh, I just got the party in real trouble :(
I look at Brett, the experienced. "So... how come we're locking in a 100ft tunnel?"
Jun 25, 2019 12:06 am
You hear a gentle hum followed by a heavy grinding sound.

The two gates are slowly moving closer together.
Jun 25, 2019 2:18 am
"Dastardly deathtraps!" Cart ran back where they came towards the gate which just closed on them to see if he could spot any mechanism to release the gate back to its open position.

Rolls

Hardware 7 - (1d20)

(15) = 15

Jun 25, 2019 4:05 am
The gate appears to be on a track. There is a groove in the ceiling and two in the walls.

The gates are currently 95' apart.
Jun 25, 2019 4:41 am
"Com damn it! The commie scum have trapped us!" Brett also studies the gate, trying to see if its controlled by a bot or has any visible electronics.
OOC:
Idk if the skill is appropriate, you may choose a better one.

Rolls

Bot ops & Maintenance 11 - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (17) = 17

1d6 : (4) = 4

Jun 25, 2019 1:40 pm
At first Brett is certain that there is a little bot pushing the gate, but it turns out to just be a sludgy little pile of muck stuck to the gate. The gates seem to have reached their cruising speed of 15' per round and are currently 65' apart.
Jun 25, 2019 1:40 pm
"Is it me or... that gate just moved?" I say as I freeze in place, looking around the tunnel for ways to get out. Any hidden tunnel or path? Do I fit into any of those three grooves? Is there a way to get past the gates?
Last edited June 25, 2019 1:40 pm

Rolls

High Alert (11) - (1d20)

(18) = 18

Jun 25, 2019 3:14 pm
Cart next looked downwards, through the water, to see if there was a valve or drainage pipe they could open.

Rolls

Secret Roll

Jun 25, 2019 4:32 pm
Will the grooves are large enough to fit a hand into, but it's hard to know how deep they are.

They are being pulled by chains on the other side of the wall.

The gates are now 35' apart
Jun 25, 2019 5:45 pm
"Hey guys! It seems like the gates are being pulled by chains and there are these hand-sized grooves here. Friend computer must have placed them here for a reason" I say as I put my hand on the groove behind me. "Do you guys want to take the others?" I say happily.
Last edited June 25, 2019 5:47 pm

Rolls

groove ID - (1d3)

(2) = 2

Jun 25, 2019 7:09 pm
OOC:
Will roll a d20
Jun 25, 2019 7:10 pm
OOC:
there goes my hand!!!

Rolls

hand grabbing - (1d20)

(6) = 6

Jun 25, 2019 7:52 pm
Cart was still looking for an outlet valve below them, even as he pressed against the gate he ran towards, he checked to see if he could squeeze through the gap between the bars, or if any of them were rusty enough to break open.

Rolls

Violence 7 - (1d20)

(15) = 15

Jun 26, 2019 1:59 am
Brett looks to the grooves Will mentioned, and watches as Will boldly(or foolishly) holds on to them. Maybe I could also help out with this. Brett thought as he faces the multicorder down at the grooves to see the chains, while bringing his other hand near to but not touching the chains. The hand will not be in view of the recording.
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Rolls

Secret Roll

Jun 26, 2019 2:06 pm
The gates continue to press in. The troubleshooters are able to slow down the gates but the thin layer of sludge on every surface makes it difficult to get a good enough grip to stop the gates completely. The gates are now 10' apart.
Jun 26, 2019 2:14 pm
Just a little bit more... I push harder

Rolls

Hardware 09 or Violence 05 - (1d20)

(13) = 13

Jun 26, 2019 3:36 pm
Seeing that WIll and Brett were able to slow down the mechanism, Cart rushed as quickly as possible to assist in the same way.

Rolls

Violence 7 - (1d20)

(20) = 20

Jun 27, 2019 9:29 am
"Argh! Alright, both hands now!" Brett puts the multicorder on the ground, and uses both hands to concentrate on the chains.

Rolls

Telekinesis - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (17) = 17

1d6 : (3) = 3

Jun 27, 2019 10:56 pm
The gates slow down to a grind as they press in on the Troubleshooters. Elbows smash into faces; knees smoosh into spines. Will's whole hand goes outside the gate. Just as the Troubleshooters are certain that they cannot resist another ounce of pressure and are going to be pressed into flattened foodstuff.

The gates click to a halt.

you hear steps approaching.
Jun 27, 2019 11:03 pm
An incredibly dirty person in a Troubleshooter uniform approaches. She holds the gate control in one hand and in the other, she has an ice gun trained on the three of you. Her uniform is so filthy, she almost appears to be Brown clearance. She reminds you a walking muck sponge.

AHA! Caught you at last you Commie Traitors! Five years down here in the stink and the filth and the slime and the ratty sludge and the filth and the stink and the slime and did I mention the RATTY SLUDGE!?!?! Five years of dismal, wretched, bleak INHUMAN solitude. Laying Traps, plotting capture and YOU!

She leans in close to the gate getting right in Brett's face (who is conveniently the closest)

You thought you were too clever for me. Oh-ho, never realizing that I was on your trail at EVERY MOMENT! When I think of the YEARS! The awful - ummmmm- What was I saying?
Jun 27, 2019 11:37 pm
"Practically pulverised!" Cart couldn't really see who was speaking to them, given that Will's butt cheeks were completely smooshed against his face. "Fellow citizen! We found you at last! We were sent here to help, but got lost along the way. Blame the Commies for these confusing tunnels! Let us sit down together and plan our escape!"

Rolls

Oratory 12 - (1d20)

(10) = 10

Jun 28, 2019 6:16 am
"Good morning dear friend! Communist you say? Where is that communist you're talking about? We're were following a traitor that threw us into this sludge and ran this way and we found you, good loyal citizen. Maybe you could give us a hand, preferably you could pass me my hand back! Feels like it is going out on it's own" I try to move my fingers to check my numbing hand is still there. "What did bring you here? Do you know where this music is coming from? Would you know where the NBD sector is? Could you just unsquish a little? I think my lungs are " grasp for air "air compressed... Anyway, did I tell you how nice you still look after all these years. We brought you some nice cleaning products and perfumes so bring a bit of the good life to you? Maybe cookies! I'm not sure actually...I have it in my backpack! You're gonna love it our range of discounted products. Some help? " And I go on an on, non stop trying to confuse, mislead and just get the hell out alive ...
Last edited June 28, 2019 6:19 am

Rolls

Congames 11 - (1d20)

(7) = 7

what's up with this d6 everyone roll? (I must have forgotten :( ) - (1d6)

(2) = 2

Jun 28, 2019 6:27 am
"Yeah, what he said! We are not the wicked traitors! We were Trouble Shooters sent to heroicly put an end to the commie music! We thought that you were one of them, what with this death trap. Anyhow, could you release us from this ingenious contraption of yours?"

Rolls

Bootlicking(11) - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (18) = 18

1d6 : (6) = 6

Jun 28, 2019 4:56 pm
You!
She points in the general direction of Cart
Escape? Why would we escape? How many missions have you completed Troubleshooter?!

She pushes a button on the control and the gates spread apart 2 feet. Uncrushing the team, but keeping them cramped and trapped. Brett has a broken rib. Will's hand breaks free.

She looks down at the control and is about to push another button when a thought occurs to her...

If you're not commie traitors and you're sent here by Friend Computer, then our mission is not complete. And if our mission's not complete then you're still down here and I'm still down here and we're still looking! and looking and looking for days and days and weeks and months and and and ....stupid stupid commie traitors

She YELLS down a tunnel
I HATE YOU COMMIE TRAITORS!!!
Jun 28, 2019 5:54 pm
I follow her lead "I HATE YOU COMMIE TRAITORS!!!" and then whistle a little bit 🎶
Jun 29, 2019 1:40 am
"Magnificent mission! Let us complete it together!"
Jun 29, 2019 5:21 am
Oof, er I mean yes! Let's hunt them down together!" Brett cheers while carefully rubbing his injured chest.
Jun 29, 2019 2:49 pm
She becomes swept up in the cheers and for a moment it's like she's forgotten that you were even there. Yeah, yeah, Right, TOGETHER! Together. Together whatever! whatever forever!

Again she yells down the hallway, You hear that Commies were coming for you! This is what we're gonna do to you!

for a second she looks around for something to throw but realizes that she's already got something in her hand

She smashes the gate control against a wall. The action snaps her out of her excitement.

ummm... woops

Rolls

throwing - (1d20)

(11) = 11

Jun 29, 2019 3:22 pm
"was that...?" I mindlessly start the question, quickly checking for any signs of mechanical movement, particularly of the squishy walls type!
Last edited June 29, 2019 3:23 pm

Rolls

High alert 11 - (1d20)

(9) = 9

Jun 29, 2019 3:56 pm
"Let's smash commie traitors, not loyal citizens!" Cart hollered, hoping that the woman did not completely destroy the gate control. "Let us out and we will follow you!"
Jun 30, 2019 3:15 am
"Oh no..." was all Brett says as he awaits the result.
Jun 30, 2019 4:35 am
She picks up the smashed gate control and examines it.

She holsters the ice gun.


Okay, I'm going to try something. One of you grab the gate.

Rolls

Hardware - (1d20)

(8) = 8

Jun 30, 2019 5:05 am
"Phew, for a moment I thought we're gonna get crushed. Um OK, what are you going to do?" Brett asks as he goes ahead to grab onto the gate.
Last edited June 30, 2019 6:38 am
Jun 30, 2019 5:19 am
She pushes a button and almost instantly Brett's muscles contract and involuntarily his grip tightens as an electric current passes through the metal bars.

Oh okay Awesome. that still works just let me...ummmm...oh.. ummm..

Something is definitely wrong.

Okay don't be mad but the button that controls the electricity is like... kinda stuck or whatever. Here, I know, maybe if I just kinda hit it on the side the button will like pop back out or something....

She begins banging it against a pipe.

Rolls

Hardware - (1d20)

(18) = 18

Jun 30, 2019 6:42 am
"Aaeeaaeeaeaeeaaah!" Brett screams while his body shakes violently.
Jun 30, 2019 10:45 am
"Would you like some help with that?" Cart called out, still suffocating from Will's rear end. "As Equipment Officer I can help operate it."

Rolls

Oratory 12 (1d6 too? whatever for?) - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (11) = 11

1d6 : (2) = 2

Jun 30, 2019 11:15 am
"Brett, I believe you may stop grabbing the gate now" I say as I try to squeeze away from everything and wait for Cart to get the remote out of the crazy lady’s hands!

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Jun 30, 2019 6:36 pm
Sparks arc from the metal bars and the smell of burnt hair fills the tunnel.

She stops banging the controller and looks at it, disatisfied.

Aye Aye Master Equipment Officer!
Her tone implies that she is a little annoyed and insulted by Cart

Careful not to touch the bars, She tosses the controller through the gate.

I mean if you're like supposed to be the Equipment guy or whatever, then obviously you're going to do a better job then The PERSON WHO BUILT IT in the first PLACE!

The gate control appears to have way more buttons, dials and toggle switches then one would immediately expect. It is also broken. One of the buttons is wedged stuck.

YOU!

She points at Will.

Toss me that multicorder!

The multicorder is severly crunched.
OOC:
I need a d20 and a d6 roll from Brett
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Jul 1, 2019 3:43 am
OOC:
Rolling:

Rolls

Requested roll - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (14) = 14

1d6 : (2) = 2

Jul 1, 2019 4:37 am
"I am merely offering my service to help fix your wonderful design." Cart hoped that the flattery would keep her less annoyed. He examined the gate control device, and fished out his multi-purpose repair tool, and proceeded to see if he could get it working again.

Rolls

Hardware 7 or Security Systems 8 - (1d20)

(20) = 20

Jul 1, 2019 7:38 am
OOC:
20? did you just reactivate the walls full speed? 🤣
I look at Cart, as I try to find the best stop to avoid being completely mashed up if something goes wrong... "So... what's your call on this one ... equipment guy?". I then obey to the crazy lady, trying to keep her calm and carefully grab the multicorder that Brett let go. As I get closer to Brett "How is going? Do you mind if we take your recording equipment?" I ask before handling it to Zhon. Then it hits me "You've been here quite some time, am I right? Have you met those malfunctioning G8R-BOT-008 bots?" I start a conversation with her to distract her.


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Jul 1, 2019 8:41 am
"The controls look like it's functioning fine to me! Wondrous widget!" Cart stared at the smashed up gate remote, unsure what to do with it. His multipurpose repair tool had a pointy bit, a zappy bit, a wiggly bit and a rotaty bit, none of which seemed to be useful for anything.
OOC:
I think I've rolled more crit failures than anyone else. XD
Jul 2, 2019 11:45 am
"S-s-sure!" Brett says while still attached to the bars.
Jul 6, 2019 1:56 am
She responds to Will Hey Stinkmeyer, if there's something wrong with one of the G8R-Bots don't you think I'd know about it? I just upgraded 008 like a week ago or a month or two or whatever.
Anyways that's not even any of your business. What's your job?


Oh and by the way I think your friend is dead.

Now give me that multicorder
Jul 6, 2019 2:02 am
Brett is unable to break his grip. The moment Cart begins to fiddle with the control it's as if the humming current running through Brett amplifies into a full volume death metal crescendo of electric lightning blasting through his body. Brett-R-WYD-2 is dead.
Jul 7, 2019 1:41 am
"Oops. Evil electricity." Cart looked at the controls again, and decided not to fiddle with any of the buttons for now, and set it aside gingerly. He waited for the smell of burnt Brett to waft away first before reaching for his backpack to relieve him of it.

"Here to assist you against the Commies!" He declared loudly again to Zhon. "I can help upgrade all your equipment to ensure your success!"

Rolls

Oratory 12 (persuade persuade persuade) - (1d20)

(6) = 6

Jul 7, 2019 8:38 am
"What do you mean? Brett does not die!!!" I kick Brett’s body to check for any reaction. I look at her and then I look and Cart. "He is the communist you’re looking for! He’s killing us one by one! You must get me out of here!" I say as I grab my artificial rock and give her the multicorder "Here here take it"

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Rolls

Trick and beg (con games 11) - (1d20)

(1) = 1

Jul 7, 2019 8:10 pm
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Jul 7, 2019 8:21 pm
🎶🎵🎶

Rolls

Hidden

Jul 7, 2019 9:20 pm
You can upgrade my equipment? You did a great job with the gate control. She fishes through her pack and pulls out another controller and tosses it through the gate. Why don't you see if you can upgrade that! The controller is grey and rectangular. It is meant to be held with two hands. On the left is a four-directional d-pad. In the center is a rectangular button marked select and another rectangular button marked start. On the right is a circular button marked B and another circular button marked A

Zhon takes the multicorder from Will and it immediately bursts into flames

Rolls

Violence/Reflex - (1d20)

(1) = 1

Jul 7, 2019 9:46 pm
Zhon easily tosses the multicorder aside before it can hurt her and the flame dies out in the damp tunnel floor.

The song ALPHA COMPLEX DANDY comes echoing from down the tunnels

Oh I hate this one. Don't go anywhere, I'm going to go ask them to change it...

Zhon-B-VLJ turns to leave

Don't Go Anywhere! HA! get it? because like, you can't. I should've said don't crush yourselves, but ya know what, If you guys feel like crushing yourselves or whatever... well then you know... that's just the way the Vitabiscuit vaporizes. Bye-Eeee

Behind you is the soft plod of Brett-R-WYD-3 hitting the ground of the previous chamber.

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Jul 8, 2019 12:13 am
Cart caught the new controller that Zhon tossed. "I shall operate this pad again. Don't touch the bars! Nervous nabob!"

Rolls

Hardware 7 or Scrubot Programming 11 - (1d20)

(5) = 5

Jul 8, 2019 1:11 am
OOC:
which button do you push?
Jul 8, 2019 1:38 am
OOC:
sorry guys I really really couldn't resist
In a fit of inspiration Cart pressed up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A and finally Start.
Jul 8, 2019 7:18 am
OOC:
ahah! and music stopped and we completed out mission!
I turn to Cart..."Did she just say... she'll ask them to change the music?..." I follow her as she goes away, remembering the mission (!) and the words of Cleto-B-QRK-2 (my first clone heard, but not me...) Only an insidious, well-organized, band of fanatics armed with the most sophisticated infiltration equipment could have perpetuated this heinous deed. Yep, she is fanatic alright... I grab my artificial stone a bit tighter and way for it...
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Jul 8, 2019 11:55 am
OOC:
Rolling

Rolls

Secret Roll

Jul 8, 2019 2:04 pm
While Cart is inputting the series of buttons nothing happens until he hits the start button. At that point he hears a nearby bot motor start up.

As Will takes off in pursuit of Zhon, he runs into the iron bars. they are fortunately no longer running electricity, but they are a painful reminder that he is still trapped between two gates.

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Jul 8, 2019 2:06 pm
OOC:
Ah wait! I meant wait, not way ;) ahah. hitting the bars sounds good as well
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Jul 8, 2019 2:54 pm
This was more familiar to Cart. He couldn't see the bot, but recognised the motor anywhere. He began to use the directional control on the pad to see if he could move the bot to within his view.
Jul 9, 2019 2:53 am
Brett brushes himself off as he gets up from his falling entry. With a look around, he says, "Why, this is a pathetic state of a theatre! Wet and smelly! And not even an audience in sight! Wait, there's someone over there!"

He strolls to the gated tunnel with the others and introduces himself. "Behold! It is I, the Great and Mystifying Brett R. Wierd!" He throws open his arms and await applause. He is still wearing a red jumpsuit.
Jul 9, 2019 7:57 am
"oh! hi there you... weirdo..." I jump surprised by the sudden appearance of all new Brett! "Could you get us out or shoot that crazy communist traitor lady?" I point to where Zhon left
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Jul 9, 2019 9:26 am
"Sure thing! I'll use my spectacular magics to bring justice to the wicked commie traitors!... But first, these bars..." Brett looks the gate and gave it a few knocks. He then whips out a multicorder and starts filming. "For my first trick, ladies and gentlemen, I'll break apart these sturdy bars!" He then puts his fingers on his head and made a scowling expression.

Rolls

Secret Roll

Jul 9, 2019 9:32 am
"Hello new Brett! Good that you are outside of these bars. See if you can do something about them." Cart continued to use his controller pad to try to summon a bot.
Jul 9, 2019 9:23 pm
A long shadow appears from Zhon's side of the gate sandwich. The sound of the bot draws nearer as Cart directs it towards the group. It is at the end of the tunnel but too far to see.

The Great and Mystifying Brett R Weird holds the Generation 3 Multicorder in one hand. It is a delicate device. The full color, hi definition camera is a mere one-inch square that sits at the end of a telescopic wand.

The other hand is pressed to his temple.

After a moment of concentration,

As if hit by some sort of invisible force.

The gate comes crashing through like some sort of high-velocity smashing wall towards you.

Cart and Will are both dead.

New Cart and New Will appear a moment later in the previous room.

You all still have your original gear. The version two multicorder, the bot control and the gate control are all gone.
OOC:
Please update your clone #
Jul 10, 2019 6:01 am
"Hello fellow troubleshooters! What's up?"

Rolls

v4 - (1d20, 1d20)

1d20 : (4) = 4

1d20 : (11) = 11

Jul 10, 2019 7:38 am
"Echoing egress!" Cart found himself in the tunnel with his new team, in fact, his only team. "Equipment check! So that we can do our best to serve friend Computer today!"
Jul 10, 2019 4:49 pm
"Oh my... I mean, ahaha! Looks like my magics are a little too dialed up! Not to worry ladies and gentleman, for my assistants are now right here!" Brett brings the multicorder around to record his companions' return.
OOC:
Alright, deleted the previous post!
Jul 11, 2019 3:12 pm
The troubleshooters are back in the hub with gated tunnels. Both gates are now off the tracks on the Zhon tunnel. and the long bot can still be heard at the end of the corridor.
Jul 11, 2019 3:18 pm
"Oh Great and Mystifying Brett R. Wierd, show us the way to a clean tunnel!"
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Jul 12, 2019 9:03 am
"Why yes, my good sir! Come on down this way, please!" Brett gestures to the tunnel. "But do mind your step! The Cleaner-bots have yet to clear the mess of the fake bodies of my previous performance!"
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Jul 12, 2019 9:22 am
'Very good friend troubleshooter, amazing advice! Let us proceed, we have a mission to complete! Er, where are we headed, and why?"
Jul 12, 2019 9:28 am
"I believe we have a scheduled magic performance at the theatre where the source of that music is coming from! I can tell they are ready to be awed by my Great and Mystifying self!"
Jul 12, 2019 9:33 am
"Well... they seem to have started the show before the cleaning staff confirmed the appropriated directives were cleanly followed. I must conclude traitorous, mutated, twisted and savage commies must have somehow infiltrated the theater and be planned some evil deed of corrupted morals"
Jul 12, 2019 3:49 pm
Still clueless about what his fellow troubleshooters were going on about, Cart naturally nodded vigorously and enthusiastically. "Masterful maestro! Clearly their equipment must be malfunctioning. I must go and fix it at once!"
Jul 13, 2019 3:48 pm
Brett leads the march into the tunnel, recording the destruction as he passes.
Jul 17, 2019 1:30 am
Brett leads the group through the rubble of the crashed gates and the Troubleshooters step over their previous clones. The G8R-Bot-006 is aimlessly turning circles at the end of the T-junction seemingly oblivious to the Troubleshooter team.

As you move in the Direction you last saw Zhon run off, you begin to notice little scurrying shapes far away down the tunnels, at the limits of vision. The shapes are similar to human form, but they are too small, distorted and hunched over to be people.



Sheeeeeeee'll beeeee....cloning round the complex when she clones,
She'll be cloning round the complex when she clones,
She'll be dressed in zone red reflec,
She'll be cashing in a paycheck,
she'll be cloning round the complex when she clones...
Jul 17, 2019 5:25 am
Oh my, more people!" Brett says aloud as he records the weird creatures. "Huh, they're more uglier than my less attractive audiences! Oops, did I say that too loud?"
OOC:
Are the distorted humans approaching our direction, or the other way?
Jul 17, 2019 7:03 am
I add to Brett's remarks "I think they may need to take a shower before the show as well". I start looking for what hygienic products I have. "Heeeellloooo there! Anyone needs some soap?" I shout and raise my hand, my voice echoing through the dark tunnels.
Jul 17, 2019 7:05 am
"Blessed bot!" Cart exclaimed in enthusiasm, and whipped out his multi-tool. "This is my expertise, I shall be able to repair this in no time! He fully intended to fix the GR8 bot so that it could accompany and assist them in their endeavours. "Hmm, maybe voice activation, maybe proximity circling..."

Rolls

Repair [Scru]bot 13 - (1d20)

(6) = 6

Jul 17, 2019 3:30 pm
At the sound of Will's voice, the shapes scurry off away from the Troubleshooter group and further down the tunnels.

The G8R-Bot is a Frankenstein monster of other bots pieced together, but the main components seems to have been derived from a few older model Scrub-bots. Cart felt right at home.

On closer examination Cart can see a classic NES-Gen-1n external inhibitor on the Bot's main input receptor. There must be a nearby control sending a left turn signal to the bot. With Cart's multi-tool the inhibitor is easy enough to remove.
Jul 17, 2019 3:46 pm
Cart continued to try and reprogramme the bot, trying to configure it to accept his voice commands.

Rolls

Scrubot Programming - (1d20)

(9) = 9

Jul 17, 2019 4:18 pm
"Ooh, they ran off! They really do look in need of a thorough cleaning, my hygienic friend! Well, let's wait for our friend here to fiddle with this strange bot before we on continue our journey!" Brett tries to zoom the multicorder onto Cart's tinkering.
Jul 17, 2019 10:31 pm
It's as if dismantling a Computer-issued inhibitor is second nature to the expertly gifted mechanic. In no time the G8R-bot is rolling on it's back and wagging it's tail at Cart-O-YRE's every command.
Jul 18, 2019 12:29 am
Turning to Brett's multicorder, "I declare great success! On behalf of friend Computer I have redeemed a traitorously programmed bot to serve our greater cause! Desirable doggy!" Cart patted its head, pleased to have accomplished this, and ready again to press on.
Jul 18, 2019 7:56 am
"What a nice little bot. Roll over, roll!" I order as I pet the new bot. Then I turn to Brett "I think they are also in need for some amazing showmanship! If this song was all I heard, I'd be as crazy as a disgraced mutant! Shall we check them?"
OOC:
what? someone touched something and we are still alive? :o
Jul 18, 2019 12:57 pm
"Aw, what a cute bot! We got ourselves a pet to join us! This reminds me of a story I believe which is called 'The Computer of OZZ'! Let's head on down the grey stone road!"
Jul 18, 2019 1:15 pm
CESN says:
OOC:
what? someone touched something and we are still alive? :o
OOC:
I was all prepared to roll another 20 and have Cart's hands bitten off
Jul 18, 2019 2:20 pm
The tenacious trio of Troubleshooters continue down the tunnel, trotting toward the traitorous tones.

As they approach the direction of the shadowy shapes, they can hear footsteps behind them. When the troubleshooters stop, the footsteps behind them continue for a second and then also stop. When the troubleshooters start moving again, the footsteps continue again.
Jul 18, 2019 2:23 pm
"Is it me or... that bot's steps are very loud?" I turn back to look as I grab/assemble by blaster

Rolls

High Alert (11) - (1d20)

(9) = 9

Jul 18, 2019 3:28 pm
OOC:
Wait, did I forget to declare that doggybot is coming with us?
"Come here G8R-bot, I will take care of you, and you can be my loyal companion and faithful friend!" In his eagerness to press on, he had forgotten to tell the bot to accompany them. "I shall name you GR8-SPOT!
Jul 18, 2019 8:37 pm
GR8-SPOT silently slinks up beside Cart.

Will turns the barrel into the laser pistol and can just make out a couple hunched over humanoid forms now behind them.
The forms dash into the shadows.
Jul 18, 2019 8:48 pm
"must be a dejá vu" I say ignoring the fact that the shapes were in front of me before, not behind.
Jul 19, 2019 12:33 am
"So there are some things in front of us, and we need to creep up behind them quietly to see what they are. Stay close and do the same, no noise." Cart spoke to his newfound friend as if they had known each other forever. In fact, Cart could still remember the last time he had a pet. That was almost 15 minutes ago.
Jul 19, 2019 3:42 pm
The troubleshooters move forward and again they see the small hunched-over humanoid forms ahead. Will, on high alert, also hears a high-pitched maniacal laughter from behind.
Jul 19, 2019 6:40 pm
A moment later a laser blast of energy zips past Brett's head singing the brim of his top hat.

Haha! Gotcha!

Ahead you see the fearsome form take shape. It's a Junior Citizen in an infrared jumpsuit. He is carrying a laser rifle. He is about 10 years old.

Will begins to notice tiny silhouettes both ahead and behind.
Jul 19, 2019 6:44 pm
Instinctively, Will raises his pistol, but then he remembers The Computer's teachings on youth:

The youth of Alpha Complex represent the future free of subversive Communist influence. Each and every child in Alpha Complex is The Computer's valued friend.

We must all nurture these young vulnerable minds and protect them from harm. Only Commies would raise their hand against our youngsters.
OOC:
You have the kid in your sights and can still plug him if you fire right now.
Jul 19, 2019 7:15 pm
I lower the blaster as only a traitor would jeopardize the complex’s future! "My good child! Do you live in this part of the complex? I am looking for the NBD sector, do you know where it is? That’s where this music is coming from, right?" I point to Brett "We have a magician with us for your entertainment"

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Rolls

Maybe a roll? - (1d20)

(19) = 19

Jul 20, 2019 7:48 am
"We also have a cute little doggy!" Cart hollered in as friendly a tone as he could muster. "We can all play together if we put down our pistols. Fearsome firearms!"

Rolls

Oratory 12 - (1d20)

(4) = 4

Jul 20, 2019 9:39 am
"Yes, young man! But I'm not just any entertainer! I'm Brett R. Weird, the Great and Mystifying!" Brett gives a big bow, doffing his slightly smoking hat.
Jul 20, 2019 3:53 pm
Brett bows deep and waves his hat. A moment later the junior citizen in front of you spontaneously and without warning, bursts into flames!

AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAA!

He begins running in circles like a chicken with it's head cut off who is also engulfed in flames and was apparently never taught the lesson of stop drop and roll.
Jul 20, 2019 4:47 pm
"Ahh! What is happening?!" Brett then looks at his hat that has caught fire. He quickly throws it to the ground and attempts to stomp out the flame. "What do I do, what do I do..." He mutters to himself as he watches the flailing and flaming child.
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Rolls

Trying to stomp out burning hat - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (13) = 13

1d6 : (6) = 6

Jul 20, 2019 6:10 pm
"I think you need to tone down that magic..." I grab the kid’s laser rifle before throwing him on the floor and jumping on him to put out the fire 🔥
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Jul 20, 2019 7:48 pm
OOC:
I need two d20s from CESN
Jul 20, 2019 10:44 pm
OOC:
this doesn’t sound good ...

Rolls

Rolling - (1D20, 1d20)

1D20 : (4) = 4

1d20 : (2) = 2

Jul 21, 2019 1:14 am
"Hot Hair Head!" Cart made sure to stay away from any attempt by the child to fire his rifle wildly, and looked for a chance to disarm him.

Rolls

Something for Dodge, something for Disarm ? - (1d20, 1d20)

1d20 : (10) = 10

1d20 : (20) = 20

Jul 21, 2019 8:19 pm
Will and Cart successfully wrestle the rifle out of the burning youngling's hands. Will ultimately ends up hanging onto the rifle before throwing the kid to the ground and putting out the fire. The junior citizen is in tears.

hey! give it back! that's mine!

Another laser blast goes wide of the group from a couple of junior citizens further down the tunnel.

let him go jerks!

Rolls

Rifle fire - (1d20)

(12) = 12

Jul 21, 2019 8:40 pm
"Sorry sorry! I think this rifle overheated. Cart where is a very talented equipment guy! He’ll check it in no time to make sure all is working according to the safety regulations!" to convince them, I point at GR-8 SPOT "This poor bot was stuck on his left button and now it is fully functional thanks to Cart" I give Cart a manly pat on his back secretly whispering to him: "Maybe a little extra "safety" tweak wouldn’t be too bad"
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Jul 22, 2019 7:47 am
"No need for that! Your friend is safe and sound. I am checking on his rifle now. We are here to help!"

Cart held on to the rifle for now, slipped its power cell into his pocket, and looked at the boy, "Tell your friends to stop and let us approach. We won't hurt anyone."

Rolls

Oratory 12 - (1d20)

(19) = 19

Jul 22, 2019 1:23 pm
"Yes! Young man, I did not mean to set you on fire! It just that sometimes my awesome magics can be too great to control! Tell you what, I'll give you and your friends free admission to my shows if you tell them not to shoot at us!"
Jul 22, 2019 2:14 pm
You guys Stink!

he kicks Brett in the shin before he runs down the tunnel in the same direction that Zhon ran off.

The little silhouettes of the armed junior citizens behind you remain.

Rolls

violence/kick - (1d20)

(11) = 11

Jul 22, 2019 2:54 pm
I make space for the silhouettes behind to your pass and signal that they can run after their tiny leader as well.
Jul 22, 2019 3:03 pm
Cart now secretly wished that Brett would burn all their little heads. But he did not say this of course, but reloaded the laser rifle. "I'll cover our back as we advance," and kept an eye out for the activity behind them.
Jul 22, 2019 11:11 pm
He yells back at you, What are you waiting for Trouble POOPERS! come get me!
Jul 22, 2019 11:12 pm
From behind the troubleshooters hear,

Beat it ya Techno-Turkeys!

Yeah Eat Laser Old-Timers! PEW PEW PEW!

Yeah PEW PEW! ha ha aha ha!
Jul 23, 2019 2:12 am
"Sounds like a trap. Be careful." Cart continued to watch the kids behind them as they advanced.
OOC:
So, just pew pew noises, they are not actually firing right?
Jul 23, 2019 2:49 am
OOC:
yes. The kids are saying "pew pew"
Jul 23, 2019 7:12 am
"Hey kids, did you see those ugly hunchbacked people that went in the direction you came from? It would be more fun to harrass those mutants than us, don't you think?" Brett says trying to distract them.
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Jul 23, 2019 7:58 am
"Pew pew pew" I’ll join them in a fake shooting game "Aaaaaa I’m hit! Cart, you must activate the nuclear device before it is too late aaaaa"
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Jul 23, 2019 9:31 am
"Who's the pretty lady who ran ahead of us? Your magnificent mama? Shouldn't you go after her instead?"
Jul 23, 2019 3:07 pm
Yeah Okay! You go first!

Yeah! The Universe rewards action you dolts!

Yeah! pew pew pew.
Jul 23, 2019 4:39 pm
I "resurrect" and just decide to ignore the kids "should we just move further?" I ask the others. Then, with know warning I shout "surprise attack", turn back and point my fingers at the young citizens behind me " pew pew pew, you’re dead!"
Jul 24, 2019 1:21 am
"Who else do you want to shoot at, besides us? Let's go shoot them instead! Show us and we'll go!"

Rolls

Oratory 12 - (1d20)

(2) = 2

Jul 24, 2019 6:48 am
"Ah, right! I suppose they just meant to play with us..." Brett says stepping in the forwards direction before using his free hand to pretend to shoot the obstacles in front. "Pew pew! Pew pew! Out of my way commie traitors! Pew pew!"
Jul 24, 2019 5:22 pm
One of the kids yells out and collapses, AAAAAA! He got me!

He got Bobby! You'll pay for that. pewpewpewpew!

No fair! no one said you could be a zombie!

If you're looking for someone else to shoot at, you're going the right way!

As the intrepid Troubleshooters move forward, they quickly come to the end of the tunnel. They appear to be at the bottom of a deep well.
There is no sign of Zhon, or any of the junior citizens. A long vertical ladder leads up to a circle of light above.
Jul 24, 2019 5:43 pm
"Anyone got a light?" I ask with my flashlight hanging on my belt
Jul 25, 2019 7:41 am
"I'll send our doggy up first. Lovely light!" Cart summoned GR8-SP0T, and nuzzled and patted it like it was his only friend in the world. In fact it probably was. He lifted him up, and proceeded to climb up the ladder towards the opening.
Jul 25, 2019 2:34 pm
OOC:
Just to be clear: you are staying at the bottom and Spot is climbing? If so, make a roll for Spot
Jul 25, 2019 2:38 pm
OOC:
Oops that was unclear. I had assumed Spot can't climb, and Cart was carrying Spot up the ladder, with the intention of lifting it through the hole first, before following suit.
Jul 25, 2019 2:47 pm
OOC:
okay, so Cart is carrying his bot up the ladder. What are Will and Brett doing?
Jul 26, 2019 7:32 am
Brett looks around him, checking if anyone is following them while he waits for Cart to ascend. He also noticed the flashlight on Will's belt and "whispers" to him. "Psst, buddy! You might want to check your belt!"
Jul 26, 2019 8:56 am
"Ah! How did this end up here!" I grab the flashlight and try to turn it on to help Cart. "How does it look like up there? Any pew pews?"

Rolls

press a simple button - (1d20)

(14) = 14

Jul 27, 2019 5:57 pm
OOC:
First of all, Thank you WIll for volunteering a roll on a simple action
Will fails to press the button.
In fact, the sludge and the muck and the moisture must be too much as the flashlight slips out of hands, flashes directly into his eyes, temporarily blinding him before hitting the ground, breaking the lens and rolling into a puddle of especially pungent sewer water.

Brett can see the Junior Citizens watching from the distance. The "dead" one has gotten back up to his feet.
OOC:
Before we resolve Cart's action, I'm going to need a roll for carrying a bot in one arm and climbing a rung ladder
Jul 28, 2019 4:19 am
OOC:
I feel slipperiness is going to be a problem...

Rolls

Climb with one hand, lovable doggy in the other - (1d20)

(10) = 10

Jul 28, 2019 5:29 pm
Cart disappears up the ladder towards the light.

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Jul 28, 2019 5:30 pm
The kids heckle Will.

Nice move slick!

he heh heh Yeah!
Jul 28, 2019 10:38 pm
"Clear corridor! Safe to come up." Cart called down to the other two. In the meantime he went over to the door at the end of the hallway and attempted to listen through the door.

Edit: I roll so many 20s in this game it's not even funny any more. Well actually it is, given that this is Paranoia.

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Rolls

Stealthy listening and other rolls - (1d20, 1d20)

1d20 : (16) = 16

1d20 : (20) = 20

Jul 29, 2019 7:02 am
I turn back to the kids in a lame attempt to pretend it was all on purpose "Ahah, got you again! pew pew". The I start following Cart up the ladder "Catch me if you can!"

Rolls

going up? - (1d20)

(18) = 18

Jul 29, 2019 3:27 pm
"Oh no! More commies! Pew pew pew!" Brett continues to play shoot out with the kids as he gets ready to ascend the ladder after Will.

Rolls

Keeping the kids at bay - (1d20, 1d6)

1d20 : (20) = 20

1d6 : (5) = 5

Jul 29, 2019 9:44 pm
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