Boseman High School Shenanigans: Episode 1

On the way to Kelly's House

Fred and Kelly get into the Tesla, and in short order she's thanking the boy for driving her home. The blonde's skirt is really short, and he's not sure if he's ever seen so much thigh. And what thighs.

"Teachers doing it? Kelly asks. "Who? There was that rumor last year about Ms. Gonzalez and Mr. Edge on the school trip... and I know Coach Murdock has a huge thing for Ms. Maidstone. Or do you mean Polensky and Romanov?"

On the way to Kelly's House

"Whaaaat?!" Kelly says, shocked at the news. "Seriously?! Are you fricking kidding? Who caught them?!"

When Fred makes a comment about his seats, Kelly unbuckles and lifts her butt, shifting around so she can make sure some kid's lunch isn't staining the Tesla's leather upholstery. "Nope, looks okay," she says, plopping back down and buckling back in. The way the girl moves, it's not hard to see why she makes Dave jealous.

When they come to her street, she nods. "Yup, turn right here."

Riverpark is a long, quiet road with lots of trees and huge properties lining one side. The river dominates the other side, and there's a walking trail and some some private wharfs and boathouses. It's the rich part of town -- richer even than where Freddie lives, by a hair, and the houses are huge and ostentatious.

"Right up there," Kelly says as she points to one of the nicer homes, a brick mini-mansion set well back from the road. "Pull right in, my dad's at work and my mom is seeing her sister this week."

The Cafeteria

Aaron shrugs when Zach mentions Banks's behavior yesterday. "Ah, it's okay. Kind of used to it from his type, you know? He doesn't feel good about himself, so he takes it out on other people. Like he was just doing."

Glancing at least two tables full of jocks, many of which are still buzzing about what just happened, the boy adds, "Aren't you worried that talking to me like.... hurts your image with them?" Then, there's something in his eyes that's hard to read. "After that first time... you probably don't remember... but lately you don't seem like you're the kind of guy to hang with all the athletes. Do you play a sport?"

When Tidwell mentions needing a ride, Aaron shrugs his shoulders. "I usually walk or bike. I don't have a car I can use." Then a lightbulb goes off. "I have Uber, though, for like emergencies. My mom set it up. Do you want be to call you an Uber?"

Kelly's House

At the mention of wrinkled old flesh, Kelly just shivers and makes a face. And when they park and Fred comments on her house, the cheerleading queen just smiles as she gets out. "Yeah, it's okay. You know though, I think... it's not like money solves all problems, right? And yeah, come in! I won't be long showering and changing."

So just like that Freddie Solomon finds himself being led into Kelly Unger's house. Her empty house, the one with -- he now sees -- the grand staircase in the main hall, the huge bay windows overlooking the massive back yard with the pool and tennis court... the big, open, restaurant-grade kitchen, and the balcony on the second floor that overlooks the big living room with the central hearth. It's a really sweet setup, and it's immaculate -- like a rich person's house in a movie.

"Help yourself to anything in the fridge, make yourself comfortable," the gorgeous blonde says as she leaves that large sitting room and climbs the winding staircase that must lead to the bedrooms. She disappears briefly as she ascends, then is back in the boy's vision when she walks along the balcony, obviously heading for her room. But her tank top is already off, and as she walks Fred sees her stop briefly and loosen her little skirt... which drops to the floor so she can step out of it. Solomon glimpses the girl walking down the second floor hallway, away from him, in her thong and bra... and then he watches her turn and check to make sure he sees her. There's a look in her eyes... a smile on her face... a flick of her fingers?

What did that mean? the boy wonders, standing uncomfortably in the downstairs living room. He's bonering harder than he has since that night with Priya (or maybe that morning when he watched his stepmom do yoga in the yard), and it almost hurts...

The Cafeteria

"Uh... yeah," Aaron says with a hint of a smile when Zach mentions the first time they 'met.' His brows knit above his glasses a little when the other boy talks about it being like a movie, but the conversation is flowing and he starts packing up his stuff and tries to not grimace at the mention of Banks's balls. Connerly does make a slight face when Zach talks about how cool the jocks are.

"Being popular doesn't make you cool," he offers, not trying to make the other teen feel conscientious. Shrugging, he adds, "And smart doesn't either. Cool is just kind of... cool, right? Kind of its own thing. James Brown was cool."

He nods when Zach accepts his offer to call an Uber, and soon enough he's on his phone, arranging a ride in the app. "So... what school did you come from?" he asks as he waits for a driving to pick up the ticket. "Is your family from out of state?"