Boseman High School Shenanigans: Episode 1

"Take a look at this, Principal Romero." Lily announces, like a soap-opera deus ex machina.

"I think you’ll see everything you need to see right there." she says, presenting the camera screen for him to look at. She keeps the camera in her own hands, however, as she wasn’t sure how the other photos might look.

"I… I know Wendy and I would be willing to undergo a drug test, if you wanted to get the police down here, sir. If it would help clear our names, I mean." she gives her best innocent voice as she says so.

"Uhm, I guess I'd be up for a drug test, too. I don't have anything to hide," Zach adds, trying to get a peek at the picture as well.

Then he gestures down at himself, "Although I was in a bit of an accident in the lunch hall and was hoping I would get the chance to go home and change before the next block of classes starts."

Kelly's House[/b]

He refastens his towel and notices that his erection has mostly faded, which is good. Rubbing one out in front of this squatter's tent is likely a way to get molested.

Is this someone's from these estate homes, or is it a rando homeless peep? Hoping they have spare sweat pants, he moves toward the tent, investigating the tent. "Hello?" he calls quietly, not wanting to alert the probably-a-God-damned-SWAT-cop Mr. Unger, "Anybody in the tent?"

"Steve, for fuck sake, I don't know. Stop asking questions and let me drive!" A few minutes later the van enters the long driveway and bounces to a hard stop leaving skid marks on the gravel driveway.

"Yeah, yeah I know dad will be pissed." Emily yanks out the keys and slams the door as she stomps toward the house. "Don't forget to roll up your window," she shouts back.

She stops on the front door steps afraid to go in. They always answered their phones. Always. It was a rule in their situation. Her mom was always home working some inane IT job and she loved to blast music while she did it. She said it eased the pain of boredom. But the music drove Emily nuts because it was some ancient horrible rock. There's no way her mom would miss a call because her screen would light up when a call came in. Dad worked at the library stacking and checking out books. He said it beat staying home and was a good cover. Someone had to appear to be working or people in town would get suspicious.

"Oh my God, Steve what the hell is wrong with you?" At the same time that she is exasperated with her little brother she realizes that he does have a good idea. They could check the security footage.

Just then her phone rings, breaking the tension between the siblings. Glancing at Steve with a hopeful panic she rummages for her phone. It slips out of her hands, lands on the stoop, and skids down a step.

"Oh fuck me .... " Mom blazes across the phone screen ....."It's mom!"

Mom! What the hell? You scared me half to death. Someone is on to us. Come home quickly!

Kelly's House

"Fuck dude, what the fuck? Are you living here? What did you see? Come on, talk to me, maybe I can help you out."

Freddie thinks he should offer him money, but he's naked and that would be a fake promise.

"I'm just hiding from the angry father in the house. If you want to stay in there then you do you. But I'll be here a little bit, until it's safe for me to make a run for it."

Shit, I sound like a hardened criminal.

Yeah he's here but something is going on with him too. Hurry!

"Ok look, I'm sorry. I'm a little tense, you know? But what's wrong? You look like you've seen a ghost." Emily takes a few deep breaths to calm herself or she'll blow a gasket. It's too many things at once what with the crazy violent teachers, the photo, and now her little brother is acting strangely and his face is too pale.

"What are you reading on your phone? What is going on?" Like they needed yet another disaster to add to the mix.

Kelly's House

"Holy fuck," Freddie mutters after that tirade. "Thanks for your time, bruh. What do you need Lysol for out here? Strange place to be living if you're worried about germs."

Since he's not in immediate threat of being shot, he sits down on the bank and contemplates life briefly. I hit Kelly fucking Unger! Best. Day. EVER! The contemplation ends as quickly as it started, especially as his body reacts to the afternoon's stickier activities. Think of Call of Duty combinations...

Freddie decides to engage the crazy nutjob and thinks about some of the conspiracy theories he's heard. "Tell me about the lights. Don't worry man, I've seen some really weird shit, too. Have you ever looked really closely at red lights? There are cameras in them. That's how I know 911 was an inside job, and ... Bill Gates is sticking tracking devices under your skin with routine vaccinations!"

The Hallway

"The whole thing happened like a minute ago," Zach argues. "How and when would Lily have doctored the pictures?" He looks at Lily and suggests with a shrug, "But I guess there's no harm in giving him the camera..."

"Well… they can just check the CCTV to corroborate the pictures, right? And I’m sure the police have a guy that can check if an image has been messed with, sir!"

She hold the camera out of reach for now, eyeing the man suspiciously. Her instinct was to warn warn him. Warn him not to go with those two alone. Not with Mr Levitt not showing up today….

But she held the camera close to herself and took a good long look at the man.