Boseman High School Shenanigans: Episode 1

In the Lioness's Den Belinda's Bedroom

Fred slips into the room unseen, and he somehow keeps from peeking into the bathroom the way he desperately wants to. Reaching the bedside table, he opens it up and finds... that Belinda, or someone else, must have moved his father's gun. It's not there. What he does find, as he hears his stepmother humming warmly above the sound of the water running, is a pair of battery-powered vibrators...

The Basement and the Back Yard

The sound of Lily's pool cue striking the diminutive axe-wielder on the side of the head is sickening, and it's impossible to deal if the crunch comes from the splintering of wood or bone. The figure goes down in a heap on the back patio, like they've been shot through the head with a bolt gun used to kill steer. They end up face down and unmoving as the shadowy figure that had been coming at them steps into the light and throws back his head in laughter.

"Aw, fuck yeah!" Marco Corbit yells at Lily, throwing her a pair of devil horns. "You fuckin' smoked that dude!"

Bending down, the tall teen pulls the hatchet from the prone figure's nerveless fingers and then brandishes it menacingly, holding it up in the air gleefully.

Lily barely knows this guy -- a senior deadbeat from last year who barely graduated, maybe? He looks juiced on something, and it's hard to tell what he's going to do with that axe as the second figure he was with starts to also come closer...

The Basement and the Back Yard


"Cops?!" Marco says, a little taken aback when suddenly Zach appears through the door as well, and then there's that Emily girl, armed with... a toilet brush?

"Cops!?" he repeats, before adding, "GOOD!"

Tossing the hatchet aside with a clank, he points to the unconscious or perhaps dead body on the patio. "This fuckin' psycho prick was about to crash your little party and murder the fuck out of you. I was just going to help, but chick here with the pool cue fuckin' wrecked that guy!"

The second shadowy figure comes forward then, revealing that it's none other than... Rose Tidwell, Zach's sister!

"Is everyone okay?" she asks with concern, moving closer to her brother. The wet weather has her hair plastered to her head and her windbreaker hugging those generous curves Fred was eyeing earlier.

As things simmer out in the yard, in the drizzle, Emily, Wendy and Aaron come to the doorway as well. Any immediate threat of, say, being axe-murdered, seems to have passed... but they can tell tensions are still running high.

Rose shrugs at her brother and comes to his side as he checks on whoever it was that Lily brained. "I snuck out. I heard you asking mom and dad to come over here tonight and I knew you guys would be having fun of some kind, so I asked Marco for a lift. That's all. We were just going to crash your little get-together. I have no idea who this is."

Marco nods and stands back a little as Lily exclaims the way she does, then raises her cue again... as Zach pulls back the hood and reveals the unconscious face of one of Fred's sisters. It's Debby, and there's blood on the patio beneath her bruised face.

"Oh holy shit!" Rose says, and that's when Fred arrives...