Sep 22, 2023 8:52 pm
OOC:
also do we have lemons/lemon juice in the room? Lemon squeezy would really sting on all those fork punctures and burns lol2.1 Chapter 1: Into the Stolen Lands
Be sure to read and follow the guidelines for our forums.
load previous
Sep 22, 2023 11:42 pm
OOC:
There are no lemons around. Bob has also stopped twitching and has at least 3 angry friends outside the door.
I will take the liberty to see if Tassle knows of anything nasty in Ralf's spell component pouch.
Rolls
Arcana - (1d20+3)
(12) + 3 = 15
Sep 22, 2023 11:44 pm
Tassle looks franticly around for lemons, which there are none. On finding none inquisitively she eyes the groggy wizard's spell component pouch, unsure of if it contains a lemon equivalent.
Sep 23, 2023 2:07 am
Octavius will step out the door to confront the thug that is lurking nearby. Leading with a sheild bash to the face to knock him off his game and then going low to stab him up through his belly.
Rolls
Not the face! - (1d20+5)
(11) + 5 = 16
Yes, right in the face - (1d6+2)
(5) + 2 = 7
Stick him like a pig - (1d20+5)
(6) + 5 = 11
How much pig is stuck - (1d6+2)
(1) + 2 = 3
Sep 23, 2023 5:52 am
Jim Sacrificial was unsure of his day. There were too many forks and allies down.
Well if one doesn’t get to murdering who will? He thought
As Jim peaks around there corner …. Stab to the Face.
Jim was very unsure of him day.
Well if one doesn’t get to murdering who will? He thought
As Jim peaks around there corner …. Stab to the Face.
Jim was very unsure of him day.
Sep 23, 2023 5:56 am
mindgoneferal says:
OOC:
Can someone ping Chris
I’ll assume Ralf is still asleep after 18hr
OOC:
does chris know to turn on the email notification? 
Sep 24, 2023 11:02 pm
Fazed by a grievous stab to the face Jim infectively lashes out at at Octavius with his crossbow. He panics and desperately tries to to stop the fork related bleeding, eventually collapsing on the floor.
Action 1: Strike @ Octavius (fails)
Action 2-3: interact to stop bleed damage (fails)
dies of 1d4 bleed damage
Two nearby cutthroats drop the body of the house guard in shock. "Oy, I'll go get help, you hold them off" one says before bolting down the hall.
Action 1: Command
Action 2: Stride 25ft
Action 3: Stride 25ft
"Hey!" the other says in annoyance, before pulling a crossbow and firing at Octavius. With flies harmlessly into the door frame.
After a moment of thought, "This is dumb" and the other cutthroat starts running away, to the nearby stairwell. A that time the manor is shock by a loud repeating clank. The internal portcullis of the manor drop in unison. The cuttroat dives underneath, Indiana Jones style. Unfortunately, his clothing get caught under the pin of the portcullis' spikes, pinning him.
Action 1: Draw Weapon
Action 2: Strike @ Octavius (fails)
Action 3: Stride 25ft
OOC:
Cutthroat-JimAction 1: Strike @ Octavius (fails)
Action 2-3: interact to stop bleed damage (fails)
dies of 1d4 bleed damage
OOC:
Cutthroat-BrownAction 1: Command
Action 2: Stride 25ft
Action 3: Stride 25ft
After a moment of thought, "This is dumb" and the other cutthroat starts running away, to the nearby stairwell. A that time the manor is shock by a loud repeating clank. The internal portcullis of the manor drop in unison. The cuttroat dives underneath, Indiana Jones style. Unfortunately, his clothing get caught under the pin of the portcullis' spikes, pinning him.
OOC:
Cutthroat-Green Action 1: Draw Weapon
Action 2: Strike @ Octavius (fails)
Action 3: Stride 25ft
Sep 24, 2023 11:11 pm
OOC:
New Round. Dalia is up. Chris can join anytime Ps, you have bodied them and the rest are fleeing
Sep 26, 2023 2:20 am
OOC:
is bob dead or just unconscious?"Oh no you don't get to escape that easily by dieing, we have some questions."
Rolls
Medicine check - (1d20+6)
(1) + 6 = 7
Sep 26, 2023 2:37 am
Bob is definitely dead, let's check Jim for answers instead. I didn't fry him!
OOC:
more medicine! I rolled a 6+4=10 so I'm also awesome Sep 26, 2023 4:02 am
Expendable99 says:
OOC:
is bob dead or just unconscious?OOC:
Bob is not dead, yet. He is dying 2 ... well dying 3 after that 1.Jim is only dying 2.
You can try again, or a heal spell will snap them out of it to consciousness.
Sep 26, 2023 4:19 am
The downed cutthroats moan painfully at Dalia’s and Seline’s attempts to revive them
Sep 26, 2023 4:25 am
Ralf finally wakes up.
"Wuzip! Hownah? Oh. It's assassins again. Are there any left for me or is it just these two?"
Ralf sits up in bed with the best/worst case of bedhead you've ever seen.
"Wuzip! Hownah? Oh. It's assassins again. Are there any left for me or is it just these two?"
Ralf sits up in bed with the best/worst case of bedhead you've ever seen.
OOC:
Sorry for the delays everyone. I should be ready to go now. Also Sparky the talking raven familiar has totally been here the whole time. Just also sleeping I guess.
Sep 26, 2023 10:51 pm
The raven looks at Ralf as he rises. ("Oh what is that Raven do" he mutters)
"Um ... CawCaw!"
"Um ... CawCaw!"
OOC:
ps you can add another character for your familiarSep 27, 2023 2:26 am
OOC:
looks like its my go[I'm assuming that pommels do a d4+str blunt damage]
Rolls
BASH! - (1d20+5)
(4) + 5 = 9
bash? - (1d6+2)
(2) + 2 = 4
Dirty infighting skills on display - (1d20+5)
(14) + 5 = 19
"Aigh! My organs!" says the foe - (1d4+2)
(4) + 2 = 6
Sep 27, 2023 4:38 pm
The cutthroat is relieved as the fancy fighter's shield wiffs past his head. A short lived relief as an pommel fist plant into his kidney. "Just keep running" he gutturally mutters
I assume you'll use your attack of opportunity reaction when he moves?
OOC:
I assume you'll use your attack of opportunity reaction when he moves?
Sep 28, 2023 12:02 am
Avindale says:
Ralf finally wakes up."Wuzip! Hownah? Oh. It's assassins again. Are there any left for me or is it just these two?"
Ralf sits up in bed with the best/worst case of bedhead you've ever seen.
OOC:
Sorry for the delays everyone. I should be ready to go now. Also Sparky the talking raven familiar has totally been here the whole time. Just also sleeping I guess.OOC:
roll initiative (perception) and join in Sep 28, 2023 3:35 am
mindgoneferal says:
OOC:
I assume you'll use your attack of opportunity reaction when he moves?
load next