2.1 Chapter 1: Into the Stolen Lands

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Sep 29, 2023 2:53 am
The cutthroat frightened by Octavios’ loom bolts like a frightened bunny. Triggering the fancy fighter hair trigger, which launches his shield into the cutthroats back. He crumbles with a weezy moan

Meanwhile the cutthroat under the gate is desperate trying to shed his pinned clothes.

The three cutthroats by the door are bleeding out due to fork related injuries
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Ps combat has ended
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Sep 29, 2023 3:43 am
mindgoneferal says:
The cutthroat frightened by Octavios’ loom bolts like a frightened bunny. Triggering the fancy fighter hair trigger, which launches his shield into the cutthroats back. He crumbles with a weezy moan

Meanwhile the cutthroat under the gate is desperate trying to shed his pinned clothes.

The three cutthroats by the door are bleeding out due to fork related injuries
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Ps combat has ended
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is using the bleeding guys to fork sweep still an option? I like the irony of that
Sep 29, 2023 5:28 am
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You mean use the fallen to pick up loose forks? So you don’t step on them? Hm …. Give me a raw strength check to see if that works
Sep 29, 2023 3:59 pm
mindgoneferal says:
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You mean use the fallen to pick up loose forks? So you don’t step on them? Hm …. Give me a raw strength check to see if that works
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yes. Or just shove the bleeding into the forks and walk on them directly. Stompy stompy!

Rolls

why would WE be forked - (D20)

(5) = 5

Sep 29, 2023 7:25 pm
Tassle drags the lead cutthroat into the hallway of broken cutlery. It does seem to do much
Sep 30, 2023 5:15 am
Dalia dutifully attends to the wounded. Healing them enough to answer questions and also to stand trial for their misbegotten deeds.
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let me know how many spells it takes.
Sep 30, 2023 5:15 am
Man Tassle, leave the poor bastard alone. You've forked him up enough. Filbert will you please ues your superior tiny size to clear some forks away without stabbing anyone while I stop this guy from bleeding enough to question him.
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and then i continue to use my medicine skills on this guy (Jim?) So he doesn't die and get better with practice because this time I rolled 12+4=16
Sep 30, 2023 5:18 am
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or maybe Glen needs to use his words so we don't post at the exact same time when i mention I'm posting in the game
Sep 30, 2023 6:06 am
I am impressed and saddened how you have turned dinnerware and my harmless toy into such an implement of death and torture. Sparky, you've got a good eye for shiny things, can you see if you can retrieve the forks and make the hallway safe to travel again?
Sep 30, 2023 7:08 am
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Point of order, you can walk in the fork filled hallway. It's just difficult terrain, which means it is slower to travel through. Which doesn't matter that much now that combat is stopped.
Sep 30, 2023 7:18 am
Through the combined efforts of Seline and Dalia the fork related bleeding is stopped. The three cutthroats are stable, but still unconscious. As is the cutthroat that Octavous shield punted into the floor.
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To bring them to consciousness you can attempt to
-'Shake' them awake, roll a physical skill like athletics
-'load noise' them awake, roll a charisma skill like intimidate or performance
-or cast a heal spell (only one is needed)
Sep 30, 2023 7:22 am
Filbert and Sparky make short work of the fork filled hallway. Clearing a path for easy walking.

"Perhaps the 'highnesses' want a red carpet, as they couldn't be bothered stepping past a few forks?" Sparky snarks

"Oh, it is already pretty red from the human sap" Filbert replies innocently
Sep 30, 2023 7:24 am
Meanwhile the cutthroat trapped under the emergency portcullis has managed to tear his shirt off, his pants still remain pinned.

Sounds of battle and magic echo in the distance.
Sep 30, 2023 2:48 pm
Octavius will go fetch the other pest for interrogation, trial and execution. I'll bring my rope, in case he's on the wrong side. If he is, I'll tie him to the portculis, disarmed and leave him for guards or competitors
Sep 30, 2023 6:35 pm
When you get to the portcullis the cutthroat in on the opposite side and has torn his pants to shreds. He hasnt notice Octavius giving him the opportunity to act.
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roll athletics to grab or tip
or attack to strike
Oct 1, 2023 12:27 am
Octavius lunges at the bars to grab the cutthroat by whatever is available be it belt, hand or hair. He will not be pleasant or gentle. In fact, if the grip is solid, I will snap him back against the portculis to knock the wind out of him

Rolls

Grab his parts and pull hard - (1d20+5)

(1) + 5 = 6

Oct 1, 2023 12:27 am
or slam myself face first into the metal and push him away like a schmuck
Oct 1, 2023 3:03 am
Octavius manages to get a firm grip on the fiends underpants. However, they are old and soiled, disintegrating in Octavius’ hand as the now naked cutthroat runs free.
Oct 1, 2023 3:31 am
To Hell with that. If he shall not be taken prisoner, he shall not be taken alive. I have darts. Have at you, scoundrel of the lowest order!

Rolls

bullseye or bullshit? - (1d20+4)

(9) + 4 = 13

and the final score? - (1d4)

(1) = 1

Oct 1, 2023 3:32 am
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what the 12 inch double ended fuck it that, dice? This dice roller is dildos
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