OOC:
I'll tank my damage this time.
Joe's feet carry him as fast as they could across the rickety rotten floorboards of the attic hell-hole. Behind him, the malevolent spirit scowls at the broken mirror and directs her anger at the old man who broke it. What better instrument of revenge for a self-absorbed, vain little man than death by mirror?
Shards of the broken mirror flew through the darkened attic, each one reflecting an image of Joe Glickmann at his worst. Joe got about halfway between the specter and the rest of the crew before the shards found home in his back, spilling him over to sprawl on the floor. Landing flat on his face, his feet continuing almost over his head, Joe comically comes to a grinding halt at the crew's feet. Wickedly long sharp daggers of mirror jut from his back, holes piercing the multicolored jacket he preened over so meticulously. Sliding to a stop at the feet of the Professor, Joe must surely be dead...murdered by what could only be a real manifestation of the supernatural.
A heartbeat later, Joe's hand reached for the Professor's ankle, a startlingly fast move for the old man, to pull himself up from the dusty floor. Blades of shiny mirror still sticking out of his back, he jumps to his feet to clear the doorway alongside the others.
MY AGENT IS DEFINITELY GOING TO HEAR ABOUT THIS, MISTER! he yelled into his lapel mic.
EXPECT A VERY STRONGLY WORDED LETTER FROM SAG-AFTRA! Joe shed his multicolored jacket as they retreated back down towards the bathroom, unfastening his tie and shirt. Underneath, Joe wore a hard plastic back brace that he quickly removed and cast aside, mirror shards still imbedded deep in its back plate. Abandoning the ripped shirt, he slid the jacket back on in the rush down the hallway.
Last edited October 13, 2023 10:07 pm