Yacht Shock!

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Jun 16, 2025 11:44 pm
With the harpoon fired, and still two cultists on their feet, Zara took a wide swing at one of them, using the speargun body as if it were a long club. She aimed to see if she could knock them either into the pool or off the railings, still convinced their soppy robes were a liability compared to the cut of her sleek outfit.

Rolls

Brawny - (2d6)

(61) = 7

Jun 16, 2025 11:56 pm
"Dammit!" Andreva cries as she thumps loudly on the deck. "You'll do what?" Andreva asks Booby with shake of her head as she recovers from her fall and makes a beeline for the spear stuck in the hot tub cultists foot.

"That's me going low. YOU go high, Bobby." Taking the spear, she swings it around toward the other cultist that none of the team is targeting and tries to ram it into him.

Rolls

Crafty - (2d6)

(34) = 7

Jun 17, 2025 1:07 am
OOC:
I support calling Bobby ‘Booby’ for the rest of the game.

Just saying.
Jun 17, 2025 1:20 am
OOC:
Freudian slip? 😉
Jun 17, 2025 3:23 pm
Bobby intends to set-up Andreva but instead winds up tackling the cultist himself. The cultist trips over a pool noodle and cracks his head on the gunwale. Lights out for one more cultist.

In the lifeguard boat, Jaklyn attempts some self defense moves. Sadly she misjudges the weight and momentum of her bouncing bazongas and it throws her off balance enough for the cultist to push her off balance. Jak tumbles over the pilot's chair and bangs the funny bone of her dominant hand, making it go numb from elbow to fingertips.

Cassie leaps on the cultist she's engaged with, a bulky man with luckily throbbing veins. She injects her sleepy juice into a prominent one and he quickly slips into silent sleep.

Zara wields the speargun like a baseball bat and cracks a solid hit against the hooded cultist's temple. He staggers slightly but shakes his head and stalks toward her, arm outreached to snatch the gun from her hands!
OOC:
Cassie got multiple successes so her target is out of the fight. Jaks loses 1 Grit in her tussle with a cultist. Zara removes 1 token from her enemy and he has one remaining. Zara make a roll to avoid getting your weapon snatched away! Agility or Brawn, whichever is better for you.
Jun 17, 2025 5:09 pm
OOC:
What about poor nerdy Andreva? 😃
Jun 17, 2025 5:25 pm
OOC:
And are we up for a round of actions? Also, I’m detecting some prejudice against full-bodied women!
Jun 18, 2025 1:51 am
OOC:
Prejudice? Is that the word? Does the definition include lip smacking admiration?
Jun 18, 2025 2:46 am
OOC:
You know, Bobby, you're allllll right.
Jun 18, 2025 10:43 am
OOC:
Oh sorry, since Bobby and you acted together I put you together. You didn't get any successes but with Bobby's success you took out that cultist. Yep you're all back up!
Jun 18, 2025 6:53 pm
"Ow!" Jak says as she lands hard and whacks her funny bone. When the symphony of jiggling stops, she swears when she sees the cultist loom over her. Sitting on her butt, the woman winces as she puts her hands behind her and tries to rapidly crab-walk away from the man — leading him towards the many-spoked ship’s wheel… which she suddenly lurches at, trying to spin that wheel and catch the man right in the nads with a violently spinning handle!
OOC:
Surely this is brainy!

Rolls

Brainy I say! - (2d6)

(15) = 6

Jun 18, 2025 7:41 pm
Who do I help?!

Andreva goes to Zara's aid and lunges at the cultist with her new weapon she barely knows how to use, but she's seen it on TV! She weaves left. She weaves right, craftily, trying to attract the cultist's attention away from Zara (is this heroic?), then strikes!
OOC:
If I'm stretching it with the crafty rolls, feel free to remove a die.

Rolls

Crafty Spear Attack - (2d6)

(16) = 7

Jun 19, 2025 1:02 pm
"Where's the damn coastguard when you need them?" Zara privately made a note to give Bradley Hammell a piece of her mind when they arrived. Lieutenant 'Mad Cad' Brad was a fine piece of action of the Cali Coastguard who could give Bobby a run for his money. If only he looked past Zara's spectacles and into her bright brown eyes he'd see that she had the hots for ... Youch! She lost her grip on the harpoon barrel as the cultist she clubbed shook off the momentary distraction and made a lunge for her.

From the corner of her eye she could see Andreva dodging forward to lend her a hand. Just as the cultist yanked the gun out of her hand, Zara used his momentum against him, suddenly releasing her hold such that he tipped forward, enough for her to muay thai knee him in the nads!
OOC:
Zara lost the weapon! Rolled for next round with the groin move!
Last edited June 19, 2025 1:07 pm

Rolls

Brawny - (2d6)

(33) = 6

Brawny (next round) - (2d6)

(52) = 7

Jun 19, 2025 4:03 pm
Seeing Jak facing down a cultist alone on the patrol boat, Cassie grabs an empty champagne bottle off a nearby table and throws it at the robed figure's head. The bottle spins end over end as it arcs through the air.
Last edited June 19, 2025 4:03 pm

Rolls

Base plus agile - (2d6)

(54) = 9

Jun 19, 2025 4:06 pm
Bobby sees women have things well in hand and winces at their hijinx. They fight dirty! Rrrrrrrawr!

He grabs the fire extinguisher and moves toward the fire, seeing if he can find a way to stop the boat from burning to the waterline.

Rolls

Crafty - (1d6, 1d6)

1d6 : (2) = 2

1d6 : (4) = 4

Jun 20, 2025 1:06 pm
Andreva and Zars work together to confuse the cultist long enough for Zara to obliterate his gonads with an explosive knee that sends him to the floor in unbelievable pain.

Over on the lifeguard boat, Jak is likewise assaulting a cultist's reproductive organs. For some unknown reason, perhaps that only Jak known, the modern speedboat for Sunset Hills Lifeguards has an old-timey spoke-style steering wheel. One of the spokes catches the man in the family jewels and he falls to his knees clutching what are most likely now shattered jewels. To add injury to injury, Cassie lobs a thick champaign bottle at the cultist's head. It connects with a solid clonk and he goes down into dreamland.

Bobby, seeing these others taking care of the aggressors, uses his extinguisher for its intended purpose and begins dousing the fire. It only takes a few moments to slather the control room with a thick layer of foam that extinguished the fire.

With the immediate threats dealt with, you all can hear the thumping music as well as a distant cry for help from below.
Jun 20, 2025 5:47 pm
OOC:
Teehee, was wondering if I was going to get called on the old-timey wheel. :)
"Who are these people?!" Jak exclaims loudly, checking her nails as the last of the cultists falls. The shapely woman is happy that the power boat’s steering wheel is in the shop, and the one they borrowed from The Black Plague party / pirate ship in the harbor has worked out well! That night with hot Captain Arrando (and first mate Pete, and second mate Larry, and hands Ted and Marcella) really paid off!

Grabbing a line, the bikini-wearing lifeguard bounds over to the now no-longer-burning boat and ties up to it so the speedboat won’t float away.
Jun 20, 2025 8:29 pm
Andreva grimaces and thanks the sea gods for being a woman. "That had to hurt, Zara!"

But no time to dwell on crushed testicles.

"Hey guys? I hear music and someone in distress below deck. We'd better take a look. Might be the people who belonged to those abandoned bikinis. So they are probably naked," Andreva states matter-of-factly.
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Jun 21, 2025 3:46 pm
Bobby puts down the fire extinguisher. "Expert mode, unlocked," he mutters. "I used to be a firefighter. The instincts never really go away."

After Andreva gives her assessment, he says, "Lets get to their rescuing then!"

With an eye to make sure the others are following, he heads toward the music.
Jun 22, 2025 12:36 am
"Jak and I come from the same school of self-defence when it comes to big boys," Zara smirked in reply to Andreva. She proceeded to search the cultists, pulling their hoods and robes off to look for clues, whether they recognised any of them, whether they can divested themselves of swimwear which they then left draped around the deck. Who were these people? Why pull a stunt like this so close to shore?
OOC:
Find anything of interest? Or of use?
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