Flynn Varis, Journeyman of the College of Lore Musicalea et Magica
Flynn Bartholomew Varis is a half-elf. If he doesn't talk, that's the first thing you notice about him. Pointy ears, longer features... or I guess you might notice the fact that he walks like he owns the world. Can't really tell which one you'd notice first. Kinda depends on the person, I s'pose. Or you
might notice that he dresses like a sailor even though he's not close to the sea. If there is a sea any more, after that darn Darkstar blew everything to necrotic hellfire. Anyhow, that's all if he doesn't talk. If he does, that's definitely the first thing you notice. His voice. Kinda hard to describe, honestly. It's been called deep and manly and tonal and such, and its been called worse than the sound nails make on a chalkboard. Kinda depends on the person talkin' about it, I s'pose. The author of this little bit is of the prior persuasion, but then I suppose he's a tad bit biased. Anyhow, Flynn first came to Tirisfel 'bout 9 years back. Probably comin' up on the day exactly, to be honest. Just had got his degree from "ye ol' College" and was headed out into the world to do whatever it was the bards do--sing, I guess? Flynn wasn't real sure at the time, but he did know that he wanted to make people happy. So he strides into Tirisfel for the night, sets up shop at the local inn, and sets to playin'. All of a sudden, there's a boom like a storm giant had clobbered the ninnypins outta another storm giant an' three of the audience, all dressed in armor 'n such, run out the door and get to work quick. Flynn just keeps on performin', but no one's really listening. Anyhow, after the Darkstar, Flynn couldn't really leave. Had to stay in Tirisfel, so he set up permanent-like there and took to being the town bard. Some people like him, some people don't, but just about everybody thinks he can be a tolerable person just so long as he doesn't start swapping insults with someone. Of course, he thinks its all good fun, but other people don't seem to always get the vibe...
--Excerpt from the Autobiographical Memoirs of Flynn Bartholomew Varis, Esquire
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SOMEONE WHO OWES ME: One of the young men in the town, Benj, owes me in a manner o' speakin'. A group of bullies were getting on his sister Giana and, him being a little tyke at the time, he was unable to stand up to them. He tried alright; got himself a black eye for his trouble, but at least he tried. I respect that. Anywho, I was just come in to town when I saw this going down and I saw Benj take a lick, so I pulled out my choicest insults and sent them at those bullies. Little Viscious Mockery action--I'd just picked up the little trick and was dying to try it. Anyway, the biggest guy took it real hard. He took it so hard he missed his next punch at Benj an' ended up clobbering his own mate. Knocked him out cold. Another string of my choicest 'son of a...' clauses and the three big bad bullies were laid out in the street. Benj an' his sis have been my best pals ever since. Orphaned an' all, I'm really glad to be an' have been able to help 'um.
SOMEONE I OWE: Somehow I don't owe anyone money. Paid it all off someway or another I guess. But I still owe someone. I owe someone everything. Girl by the name of Loo. Long blonde hair, blue eyes, ears just a tad pointy jus' the way I like 'um, body to die--ahurrumph. Well, anyway. Loo's just my name for her, yasee. Everyone else calls her Selena. Prettier name than Loo, Selena is, but Loo is my pet name for her. As to business, I owe Loo my integrity. Can't say how many times I woulda done the wrong thing, but the thought of her set me right again. I've been trying to get her love for more years 'n I care to count, but we finally set to courting 'bout a year back and just this past week we got engaged. But, as Muse would have it, I feel called to go with this merry bunch of heroes going out to save the world just after we get engaged. I know I'm a bard an' all, but I'm gonna kill the Muse fer that. But I'm gonna do it for Loo. You bet, an' I'm gonna come back in one piece to see her again when this bit's all said an' done.
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