Punt the Gnome used to be a thing in World of Warcraft. My idea was to sacrifice Darakar to the goddess of nature in exchange the blessing of a rainstorm. But I figured the rest of the group wouldn't have gone for it. Besides, Remnant is the wind beneath my wings.
Did you ever know that Remnant's my hero,
He's (almost) everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than most adult dragons,
Remnant's the wind beneath my wings.
I wish Remnant's wind didn't smell like donkey crap,
And Remnant could take a punch and not just a slap.
But Remnant slings magic like he's a junkie on meth,
So I'll keep healing Remnant and protect him from death.
Like a sword, shield, and armor, like a baller and his bling,
I'll heal, buff, and keep you alive, while you kill everything!
(I'm still down with sacrificing Darakar, just BTW. Let's that call that Plan A, somebody hold him down and give me a dagger)
Last edited May 7, 2017 7:25 am