Jul 17, 2017 10:08 pm
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Both those hit but if I'm not mistaken the sorcerer book it away from the troll.My Homebrew Concepts
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Jul 17, 2017 10:32 pm
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I mean, can you even blame the guy? After seeing a Shish Kaschlong that glorious, I sure don't.Jul 17, 2017 11:28 pm
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Oh, man, so hot. I just need to see this thing.Bingbop Biddleboo strides up behind Ryte and whispers in his ear "Let me help you with those pants." As he slides Ryte's pants down, he slides his carbine between his legs "I see your packin' some heavy metal too."
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Rolls
Trip attack DC 15 - (1d20+7, 1d4+4, 1d8)
1d20+7 : (17) + 7 = 24
1d4+4 : (3) + 4 = 7
1d8 : (3) = 3
Jul 18, 2017 6:29 am
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Didn't finish readin your post until after I posted the pic.I was at lunch and almost could not eat for fear of chocking I was laughing so hard.
Rolls
Trip save - (1d20+4)
(12) + 4 = 16
Jul 18, 2017 7:45 am
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You're telling me! The amount of times I had to backspace due to spelling errors and take pause because my stomach hurt from laughing so hard was unreal.Guess I can cross this off my bucket list: Make someone fear choking on their lunch because I talked about some troll dong.
Jul 18, 2017 1:17 pm
DM_Apexwolf says:
Alva is upOOC:
You're damn right, he is. He's so up, I don't think he can concentrate on a spell.
Jul 18, 2017 1:23 pm
Let's just spend another two sorcery points and use Quickened Spell to cast Scorching Ray at 3rd level as a bonus action and Ray of Frost as his action. He'll move again, if needed, to stay 60 feet from that swinging dick. If Ray of Frost hits, his speed is reduced by 10 feet.
HP - 33 / 33
Hit Dice d6 - 3 / 3
Spell Slots
1st Level - 4 / 4
2nd Level - 4 / 4
3rd Level - 0 / 2
Sorcery Points - 1 / 5
HP - 33 / 33
Hit Dice d6 - 3 / 3
Spell Slots
1st Level - 4 / 4
2nd Level - 4 / 4
3rd Level - 0 / 2
Sorcery Points - 1 / 5
Rolls
Scorching Ray - (1d20+7, 2d6, 1d20+7, 2d6, 1d20+7, 2d6, 1d20+7, 2d6)
1d20+7 : (17) + 7 = 24
2d6 : (32) = 5
1d20+7 : (9) + 7 = 16
2d6 : (31) = 4
1d20+7 : (3) + 7 = 10
2d6 : (14) = 5
1d20+7 : (16) + 7 = 23
2d6 : (16) = 7
Ray of Frost - (1d20+7, 2d8)
1d20+7 : (8) + 7 = 15
2d8 : (33) = 6
Jul 18, 2017 11:17 pm
McDunno says:
DM_Apexwolf says:
Alva is upOOC:
You're damn right, he is. He's so up, I don't think he can concentrate on a spell.OOC:
HAHAHAHA! This thread has reached levels of absurdity of side splitting capacity.Jul 19, 2017 12:10 am
HypCo says:
McDunno says:
DM_Apexwolf says:
Alva is upOOC:
You're damn right, he is. He's so up, I don't think he can concentrate on a spell.OOC:
HAHAHAHA! This thread has reached levels of absurdity of side splitting capacity.OOC:
Mmmyeah. I'm not done yet. Jul 19, 2017 1:41 am
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Oooh, he don't even know. Bisbet Bijuycog is about to deposit his hot load all up in his stomach.Last edited July 19, 2017 1:42 am
Jul 19, 2017 4:51 am
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This thread would deffinetly not be allowed on Couch's computer. Jul 19, 2017 5:10 am
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Alva moved as far as he could from the troll, but not more than 60 feet away.Since this isn't an actual campaign, I'm going to go ahead and metagame here and say, isn't a troll's AC 15? I should totally have spooged that white, frothy ray right into his face.
Jul 19, 2017 5:16 am
Alva grins as his red hot ejaculations set fire to the troll's loin cloth. As the tattered rags begin to fall away, Alva's grin turns to a look of disgust at the suppleness he is witnessing, rather than the hairy sagginess he was expecting. The excitement that had engorged his being fades as he attempts to use Quickened Spell to again shoot off another quick, hot load, only to discover that he no longer has enough sorcery points, having prematurely shot his wad the last time around.
Jul 19, 2017 8:14 am
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I'm pretty sure this thread would make Couch's computer explode.Ryte and Bichawk Biggleboob are both in melee with the troll, Ryte with his pants down and Blankito Bochimochi has his gun between his legs.
Blorfnot Bangunow happily obliges.
Rolls
Persuasion/Intimidation? (Help Advantage) - (1d20+5, 1d20+5)
1d20+5 : (6) + 5 = 11
1d20+5 : (11) + 5 = 16
Jul 19, 2017 8:16 am
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Are you RP flirting with yourself? Or, I mean making your characters flirt with eachother and rolling for it?OOC:
Also, I edited my last post for the trolls turn. He used it to move toward the sorcerer. Both Hyp's guys get an OA.OOC:
EDIT: I should not be reading this while laying in bed next to my sleeping wife. I almost burst out laughing too many times. This has to be the most fun thread on this whole site.load next