THE SKEWERED DRAGON
Butler strums his dulcimer and manages to bring some ambience and good cheer to this otherwise sour dive. A few walk-in patrons request some local favorites and the bartender happily keeps your cup full.
You get to know the regulars a little better as they warm up to the honest, rural sound of the dulcimer. The angry one with the sideburns and pipe is known as Shivers. He's vocal about preserving the Dock Ward and concerned about the rising price of living. He even sings along with you when you play
Upsen Downs, always a crowd pleaser.
[ +- ] Upsen Downs
Climb that trail
Break down that door
Find that tunnel
and run some more
Cross that bridge of fiery glow
Running deeper down below
Make some smiles from those frowns
Ye've found the town of Upsen Downs!
Upsen Downs! Upsen Downs!
Ye've found the town of Upsen Downs!
Upsen Downs! Upsen Downs!
Make some smiles from those frowns.
Ye've found the place o' the finest ale
With arm-sized pretzels that're never stale!
With big Chef Muglump and his coney stew
And Master Bumble with his forty brews!
And in the holes ye can break the rock
and haul it up with yer tackle and block
Smelt it down and ye'll get it sold
Upsen Downs's got the finest gold!
Upsen Downs! Upsen Downs!
Ye've found the town of Upsen Downs!
Upsen Downs! Upsen Downs!
Make some smiles from those frowns.
You get to know the bartender and proprietor of the Skewered Dragon a bit better too. His goes by the name Cole, and claims to be a penniless artist who inherited the Skewered Dragon from his estranged father. Turns out it's been something of a curse; he's used to being poor but now he's knee-deep in debt now and struggling to turn things around.
"But who's not in debt in this town, eh? Everybody owes something to the Cassalanters."