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Knobbenkirk Coneyfast, aka Knobby, or sometimes The Knob. Forest gnome rogue with the arcane trickster subclass. Used standard array for attributes, average HP increase per level.
Background: Urchin
Feature: City Secrets
Personality Trait: I hide scraps of food and trinkets away in my pockets.
Personality Trait: I like to squeeze into small places where no one else can get to me.
Ideal: I'm going to prove that I'm worthy of a better life.
Bond: I owe my survival to another urchin who taught me to live on the streets.
Flaw: I'd rather kill someone in their sleep than fight fair.
Flaw: It's not stealing if I need it more than someone else.
Since I took the Urchin background which also grants proficiency in thieves' tools, I'd like to ask permission to switch that with brewer's supplies. My tenuous backstory idea was that Knobby ran moonshine or something similar for the local thieves' guild, which he joined after stepping on their toes as a guttersnipe.
Character sheet has my current purchases from the initial 500 gold. I haven't considered a magical item, yet.