Bennett and Kickflip's Buckeye Radio!

Jun 6, 2021 10:23 pm
OOC:
Hey everybody! I wrote this post a while ago but forgot to actually post it! This is the start of the Radio thread. Whenever I have time/am inspired to, I will make a post in here with the two main hosts and a song recommendation to set the mood just right :)

I will leave this thread open for everyone to post in! So if you ever have a song recommendation and an idea for these two radio hosts, or for some kind of radio show/skit, feel free to post it here! :)
Jun 6, 2021 10:26 pm
A monotonous male human voice comes out of the group's pip-boys. "Uh, is it on? Oh dang nab it. Hello everybody, hope the wasteland is treating you nicely today. Welcome to Bennett and Kickflip's Buckeye Radio. You know me, you tolerate me, it's Bennett Clarke, bringing you the uncensored, unbiased News of the Swamps. I got rumors here a vault opened up recently down near Four Corners. That is surely exciting! I hope all of the survivors all made it somewhere safe. In other news, the Swarm and the Maumee and the Rockets remain in constant bloodshed so I plead to all sides. Stop it. Can't we all just coexist peacefull-?"

A spunky, ghoulish, slightly female voice comes raging over the radio, "HELL NO, MOLE-RAT-BREATH! IT'S ME, KICKFLIP ON THE WEEKDAYS, KICKDICK ON THE WEEKENDS. FORMER MEMBER OF THE SWARM AND YOUR FUTURE STEP MOM. You can't see it, but I'm winking at all of you AND your dads very seductively. I really really wanna play one of my death metal songs I found in a crack house on the East Side three days after the bombs fell, but Little Mister Vanilla over here insists this is a 'family channel' so here's some more Billie Holiday and Louis Armstrong for all you Swarmies, Maumees, Rockies, and wasteland hotties. And just remember what Mama Dickflip always says, 'Live Precariously, Laugh Vehemently, and Love like the a dusk-born tryst between a feral swampfolk and a deathclaw."

Sweet Hunk O' Trash, by Billie Holiday and Louis Armstrong

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