[Closed] The Prentice - silly DnD 5e vignette lvl1

This is a lighthearted and silly game played for laughs. You'll be trainees, interns, apprentices, temps so far down the corporate ladder that you'd need a ladder to grab the first rung. Powergamers and heroes need not apply.

The vignette will be adapted from the start of the AI sourcebook. It's a vignette - a short game - there will be no opportunity for promotion or career progression. However, there will be opportunities for rapid hinsizing, and post-corporeal challenges, a.k.a. vis-à-vis TPK.

Try and lean into corporate and workplace tropes:
The overly enthusiastic trainee.
The sulky teenager whose mom forced them to get a job.
The ambitious go-getter who's all about thinking outside the box and actioning win-win scenarios whilst leveraging their, y'know, lack of talent.

To apply, don't submit a CV just post an animated gif or meme for your character below.

I've always wanted to be a Mail Clerk... Please, oh Please I want this job :)

Perpetual case of the Mondays.

I was taught no to cry over...

Okay. That's three.

The personhell department has one more vacancy, so if you have a vacant character then apply today.

This is Mike the Warlock. He uses his powers to make it look like he is working. His favourite things are getting praise for work he didn't do and taking short rests.

No introduction was necessary - we've all worked with Mike.

...and that's four. Let's skive.

I'm going to step back from this game

This is Gob, he’s a perennial slacker with a penchant for showmanship who is typically only interested in get rich quick schemes, or magic, ideally a combination of both.

Please proceed to murderhobo orientation.