Reg has spent all night helping a senior staff member put out fires for one of his most troubled clients - one which he is on the verge of dropping, regardless of how famous he is.
Kai walks in and looks at Reg, whose head is resting on his desk.
Reg gives his desktop a few soft bangs with his forehead, then groans and sits up. He checks his coffee cup, and is deeply disappointed by its emptiness.
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Shithead is going to be Uncastable Shithead if he doesn’t stop this drunk in public bullshit soon.He looks up at Kai and can’t help but smile. He’s wearing a ratty old open-front Hawaiian shirt and cargo shorts, and he has a cup of coffee in one hand and a fedex envelope in the other.
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Please tell me that at least two of these things are for me.Quote:
Oh, do you want to pick which two?Quote:
Can I start with the coffee?Kai laughs and hands over the mug, then pushes some folders to the side so he can sit on the edge of the desk.
Reg takes some time to savor the coffee. After a moment, he looks up at Kai.
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Can I have my second item now?Quote:
And which item would that be?Reg gives him a wicked smile and reaches forward to grab the edge of Kai’s shirt.
He chuckles and shakes his head.
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You look too tired to be any fun. How about this instead?He offers Reg the Fedex envelope.
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I don’t know. It’s for you.He hands it over, and Reg takes it, giving both the envelope and Kai a skeptical frown. If this was work related, it should have gone to the office. He wasn’t expecting anything, and in his experience, random Fedex’d documents were rarely good news. He looks at the address, then pulls the tab and takes out the invitation.
Kai leans forward and looks down at the invitation.
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Wow, who put that together? They need a new stationery designer. That’s a mess.He cocks his head as Reg turns the invitation to the left and right.
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And it looks dirty. And old. Is this one of your secret magic things?He sits back and grins at Reg.
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Did you get this on eBay?Reg blinks and looks up at Kai.
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I… no… uh… could you give me some time? I need to research this a bit.Kai gives him a concerned look.
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Yeah, sure. This isn’t going to turn into one of those "Kai, go to Japan" kind of things, is it?Reg turns the invitation over and over in his hands.
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I dunno. I hope not.Kai rolls his eyes and sighs.
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Next time I’m just going to throw things like this away.Quote:
Yeah, probably a good idea.Quote:
I’m gonna go get some coffee since you stole mine. You want more?Quote:
Please. And can you bring me some chocolate poptarts?Quote:
No. But I can bring you some fruit.Quote:
I don’t want fruit. I want chocolate poptarts.Quote:
Are you going to work out with me for two hours after you eat them?Reg huffs and watches Kai pad away barefoot across the carpet, then shouts after him:
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We could work it off in other ways!Kai throws his hand up dismissively.
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Read your secret bullshit!He clears space on the desk and pulls a legal pad up next to the invitation, jotting down all the important information.
Richard Zielony
Gateway Bridges Restaurant
9011 Potash Street
Boston Massachusetts 02121
617 218 2099
He holds the paper up to his nose and smells it, then holds it up to the light, looking to see how thick the paper is, and if there is a watermark. He Googles all of the info on the invitation, then he checks the name against a bunch of databases. If the address exists, he pulls it up on Google Maps to look at it. He checks the phone number to see if it exists, and is about to call the number when Kai walks back in carrying a tray.
He sets the tray down and refills Reg’s mug from a carafe, then puts a bowl of mixed cut fruit in front of him.
Reg smiles at the coffee, bringing the mug halfway to his lips before frowning down at the bowl of fruit. He eyes Kai.
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This is not a chocolate poptart.Quote:
Oh wooooow, you really are a secret agent.Reg rolls his eyes, then stabs a strawberry with his fork and waves it at him.
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I’m gonna send you away so I can eat what I want.Kai raises an eyebrow. Reg glares up at him until Kai cracks a smile.
About an hour later, a rumpled-looking Reg is back at his desk, picking at room temperature fruit and drinking cold coffee. He starts to dial the number on the invitation, then reconsiders and dials Henry’s number instead.
Last edited Apr 22, 2024 6:55 pm