ABBY DE STAËL

Meet Abby de Staël. She’s a bird-watcher. She’s a trash collector. She likes collecting trash in rich neighborhoods because the houses are far apart, and she can hang onto the back of the truck and watch the birds.
And it may not seem like the best career for a pretty smart gal, but look at those abs!
R. Schoolgirl:
"Omigawwwd!"
L. Schoolgirl:
"Legendary. Abs."
Abby:
"Stay in school, kids. But bring lunch from home. School food makes ya soft."
Both Schoolgirls:
Swoon!
As you can see, Abby likes to keep her jumpsuit unzipped to display those legendary abs. It’s no ordinary jumpsuit though. It’s made from a special synthetic scientifically proven to not rip when the wearer leaps through a closed window. It also protects the wearer herself when she pulls such crazy stunts, or so Abby hopes.
Abby’s favorite action hero is Ellen Ripley from
Aliens, who looked pretty badass duct-taping guns to each other. To be half as cool as her onscreen idol, Abby taped a Slime-Thrower to her Particle-Thrower.
She has a camera so she can take selfies with birds in the background. Or ghosts. Bonus if it’s the ghost of a bird.
And she has a garbage can. Hey, sometimes people throw away good stuff…?