The Hooligan Cocks! My favourite out of context quote.
Darkstar8 says:
What sponsors do we have by 3rd level? Team? Individual sponsors?
Well, we *used* to be sponsored by Kobold Kola, but their stock crashed after they stopped putting real Kobold squeezin's in the mix; doesn't taste as good. So, they dropped us, and we had to take up with Sharpe's Swords and Sword Accessories.