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Legendary_Sidekick

Mar 28, 2025 10:50 am

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

[ +- ] 🧝🏻‍♀️ Great Fairy Fountain

STAGE 3

FEM SLASHERS

• • • 🧚🏻‍♀️
💃🏼 🧘🏻‍♀️ 🧜🏻‍♀️

After defeating not one, but TWO opposing teams totally unscathed, things are quiet in Neo Hampshire.

After a few weeks of nothing going on, The Maiden invites all of you, Dear B☢️MBSHELLS, to Diana’s Bath for a meeting that also doubles as a gratuitous hot spring scene.

The bath is clothing optional. The Maiden has already opted out of her clothing. She is soaking in the steamy pool. There is a natural rock waterslide that may very well have inspired Neo Hampshire’s many deadly water parks from another era, and surely the water here was cold back in the day.

Now it’s pleasantly hot. Is this The Maiden’s nature magic at work? Or is it simply part of the permanent summer that followed Scorched Earth’s nuclear winter?

🧝🏻‍♀️

MAY

"You ladies have done some amazing work. My mom, grandma and I can beautify the land again! I don’t know where the gangs are off to, but… they no longer threaten us.

"After your victory in Neo Amsterdam, the low level thugs started to disappear. And when you became champions…!

"My grandmother sensed fear. Followed by absence."

The Maiden (or May… no need to be formal with her. She’s a fan!) leans back against the natural wall of the bath, smiling pleasantly, giving yiu a moment to settle before the nature demigoddess reveals the nature of this meeting.

Murasaki

Eltesla

Mar 29, 2025 2:33 am

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Opting to wear a towel around her person, Murasaki gingerly lowers herself into the water. "Ahhh... It pleases me to hear that balance is slowly but surely returning. There is still more work to be done, but one must slow down and relax every once in a while. Thank you for this opportunity, May-san."

She suspects they were invited here for a reason, but she's in no rush to get to the point.

Casey Mulbruk

Redcroc

Mar 29, 2025 3:49 am

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Although Casey wears a revealing one-piece bathing suit with her fedora, she can't help but blush and look away when she sees the au natural Maiden soaking. "Thank you for inviting us, Miss May, she stammers before quickly lowering herself into the steamy water, hoping to hide her red checks. As she soaks, she begins to relax with a sigh.

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Mar 29, 2025 3:13 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

May gives you a few minutes to settle in and bask in the warmth of the water. The only sounds are the trickling of the water and the trilling of unseen birds…

Finally, May tells you what she has to offer. To Gong-Ju and Murasaki, "You saved my life…" She includes Casey when she adds, "Word of your victory has saved Neo Hampshire. So… I wanted to offer a gift.

"The Mullet Hellions have a warehouse filled with antique vehicles of a thousand years ago. Take one. I will pour my magic into it so the vehicle moves by the light of the sun and moon! Perhaps you can find a place for a vacation."

Noticing Casey’s flush cheeks, she adds with a light giggle, "Perhaps not a nude beach."

You may spend all the time in the bath you want, but when you do eventually get out, May will use her magic to cover herself in a gown of flowering vines, and escort you to the aforementioned warehouse…

OOC:

Dear B☢️MBSHELLS,
Each of you will help me add a few elements to this Stage!

ONE OF YOU:
Choose the sweet ride for your roadtrip, and please post the image. It can be a car from a video game (the red convertible from NARC? The Ninja Turtles’ van?) or an actual 20th century vehicle. It’s for a road trip, so hopefully you won’t choose a Mack truck. But if you do, well… player’s choice it is!

ANOTHER ONE OF YOU:
Choose the ideal vacation destination that you can drive to from New Hampshire, even if it would take you a week! My preference is a real life vacation spot. I’ll make a post-post-apocalyptic alteration to it, but that said, what tourists would do there today can be applied. Please post an image, irl or game screen if you happen to know of a game screen that passes for ‘vacation spot,’ that’ll do!

AND SOMEONE ELSE:
Choose an actual video game heroine or princess, preferably from the 80s or 90s, preferably a famous or iconic character that either passes for human or is Ms. PAC-Man. This game-girl will also be on vacation, making her the Special Guest Star of Stage 3!

Casey Mulbruk

Redcroc

Mar 30, 2025 3:27 am

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

OOC:

Well, I'm not a car aficionado, but my first thought was the car from Outrun, which is this car:

Murasaki

Eltesla

Mar 30, 2025 5:35 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

OOC:

Good choice! The Bombshells will be riding in style! And perhaps over the speed limit.

I'll choose Samus Aran as the special guest star.

Dmbrainiac

Mar 31, 2025 12:30 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

OOC:

Ha, well, where else would I choose?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ce/Adventures_in_the_Magic_Kingdom.png

Casey Mulbruk

Redcroc

Mar 31, 2025 2:05 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

As she soaks in the steamy water, Casey feels her muscles relax and the tension leaving her body.

"Boy, I'm sure glad I joined y'all. And we're gonna have our first vacation!"

Feeling the excitement, she gets out of the water and bounces over to the rock waterslide. Laughing, she launches herself off it and into the pool with a splash. "Woooo!"

In-eo Gong-ju

Dmbrainiac

Mar 31, 2025 6:16 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Gong-ju happily soaks in the pool, her long tail idly waving up and down in contentment.

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Mar 31, 2025 6:35 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

After some good clean fun with magically-restored nature, THE B☢️MBSHELLS are off to Dysneo World Theme Park, the greatest park on Scorched Earth! The Maiden alters your vehicle to run on sunlight and moonshine, and she even puts clothing on so she properly see you off.

🧝🏻‍♀️

MAY

"Drive safely, girls! And remember to rotate the driver so…"

"…oh my! The light is green! Goodbye!"

As much as it would be nice to hang out and chat with your number one fan, she totally understands you can save a lot of travel time by pressing the gas the exact sixteenth of a second that the light turns green.

And this is especially important when traveling south. You have to drive through The Massholes. As you do, you see a few smoldering wrecks of motorcycles that went off the road and near one wreck, you notice a black leather jacket with the Mullet Hellions logo on the back. There isn’t a man wearing it—no sign of any body, dead or alive.

You have no trouble navigating the giant craters, some of which take up three lanes of a four-lane highway. Luckily, May directed you to take Route 290 to 395. I-95 is the more direct route, but you have to drive fast enough to make the jump by the Soso-Soda factory.

You get to the mostly sunken state of Road Island without incident, and follow the roads from island to island. Mermaids wave at you, some gasping as the recognize Princess Gong-Ju!

It’s not until you get to Neo York that you begin to see several motorcycles up ahead. You’re gradually catching up to them.

OOC:

NEXT POSTER: What’s your position in the car?
• I’m driving!
• I called Shotgun!
• I got the back seat all to myself!

DRIVER: How do you deal with the bikers?
• I’ll down to keep ’em ahead of us.
• I’ll stick to my current speed and pass normally.
• I’m gonna blow ’em off! Nyowww!!

PASSENGERS: In case of emergency, here’s what you notice from your seats.
• There’s a sawed off shotgun in the glove compartment. You can aim it at a vehicle in front of you or a vehicle to your right.
• There’s a lot of junk under the seats. A box of tacks, a bowling ball, a milk jug full of smoke, and other things the GM didn’t think of, but you did. The objects are only dangerous vs. vehicles that are behind you.

SPECIAL CONTROLS:

Driver
🕹️ = STUNT DRIVING
㊙️ = RAMMING SPEED
☢️ = NITRO (☀️)

Front Passenger
🕹️ = RUDE GESTURE
㊙️ = KICK THE DOOR OPEN
☢️ = FIRE SAWED-OFF SHOTGUN (☀️)

Rear Passenger
🕹️ = ALLURING GESTURE
㊙️ = FIGHT UNINVITED HITCHHIKER
☢️ = HURL A DANGEROUS OBECT (☀️)

☢️

Legendary_Sidekick

Mar 31, 2025 6:37 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

OOC:

I am rolling a d6, which of course should arouse no suspicion at all.

Rolls

Maybe I like rolling d6s. - (d6)

(6) = 6

Murasaki

Eltesla

Apr 1, 2025 12:26 am

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Murasaki's in the driver's seat! Since she can't quite make out who the bikers are yet, she keeps their speed steady and gradually approaches, intending to pass without issue. She has a firm grip on the wheel in case they want to start trouble.

Gong-Ju

Dmbrainiac

Apr 1, 2025 11:25 am

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Ever the passenger princess, Gong-ju lounges in the backseat at the car, smiling and waving at the other mermaids they pass. When the motorcyclists appear, she prepares to toss bric-a-brac at any would-be tailgaters!

Casey Mulbruk

Redcroc

Apr 1, 2025 2:05 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

In the shotgun seat, Casey pops open the glove box to find... a shotgun! "Oh gee. Is that a firearm? I've never used one before," she says as she pulls it out. She then proceeds to spin flip it in her hands before racking the next shells with a ka-chik.

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 1, 2025 3:25 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

[ +- ] 🎹 R’n’RR’n’ Highway Star

While it was nice of April and May to help you all pack, maybe Gong-Ju’s trident didn’t have to be wrapped in beach towels and buried under luggage in the trunk. With no shoe phone reception, you can’t call the police. But it’s not as if riding a motorcycle is a crime.

Murasaki wisely moves to pass. The bikers were surely checking their mirrors—evident as a few heads turned and bikers started to pair up—getting in talking distance. There must be a dozen bikes, three or four of which have sidecars.

As you drive alongside, the men clear the center lane. Some are enjoying the view. One licks his lips. Another puckers his lips, possibly whistling, but all you hear are motors.

So you only see a goateed mouth forming the words ‘oh’ and ‘shit.’

You can kinda almost hear the "it’s" and the "them" and the F-Bomb and the syllable "shells!"

☢️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 1, 2025 3:25 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

🪙
✨
💫
✨
💫
🌟

Rolls

🪙 - (1d2)

(2) = 2

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 1, 2025 7:01 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

@Eltesla,@Dmbrainiac,@Redcroc
🏍️ HELLIONS ON WHEELS
____________________________________•
🛵 THE LEGENDARY SIDECAR
____________________________________

It’s not until Murasaki has passed three bikes, with three still ahead, and three on the left lane beside you and another three on the right that you all realize…

The bikers fucked up. They thought you were three hotties in a sweet ride. Now some of them know you’re THE B☢️MBSHELLS. They’re yelling to others to attack! But others are trying to peek between Gong-Ju’s shells without going off the road.

The Hellions don’t know what the hell they’re doing. But you know they’re not about to let you pass either way, so go ahead and act before these criminals get organized…!

ROUND ONE…

🏁 GO!! 🏁

OOC:

Dear B☢️MBSHELLS,

Each of you gets two temporary snippets. Three are unique:
• Driver
• Shotgun Passenger
• Backseat Passenger

And one is common:
• Keep Both Hands on the Controller

This allows you to post two different actions, if you want to. (It’s okay to post one action if only one action seems useful to you.)

I’ll track your HP and Solar Power.
HP 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
SP ☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️

Check the new snippets on your character sheets and post an action or two!

Murasaki

Eltesla

Apr 2, 2025 2:31 am

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

"The first strike is ours!" Murasaki sharply veers to the left, aiming to take out the bikers next to them.

Rolls

🧘🏻‍♀️ - ㊙️ - (3d2)

(122) = 5

Gong-Ju

Dmbrainiac

Apr 2, 2025 8:00 am

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Gong-ju can't help but giggle and wink at the closest biker, beckoning him with a crooked finger even as she grips her trident with the other hand.

Rolls

Gong-Ju: 🧜🏻‍♀️ - 🕹️ (Alluring Gesture) - (2d2)

(21) = 3

Casey Mulbruk

Redcroc

Apr 2, 2025 1:21 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Casey sticks out her tongue and blows a raspberry at the closest biker on the right of their whip and then kicks the door open, slamming into him.

"Take a hike!" she says as her long, shapely leg snaps out of the car. Just because she was a captive doesn't mean she was skipping leg day!

Rolls

💃🏼 - 🕹️ - (2d2)

(12) = 3

💃🏼 - ㊙️ - (3d2)

(222) = 6

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 2, 2025 3:18 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

[ +- ] 🎹 R’n’RR’n’ Highway Star

🚘	SP:☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ HP:💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

@Eltesla,@Dmbrainiac,@Redcroc
🏍️ HELLIONS ON WHEELS
____________________________________
•
🛵 THE LEGENDARY SIDECAR
____________________________________

Murasaki rams one bike into another! Both bikes and bikers tumble alongside for a couple seconds. An explosion in the rear view mirror launches a flaming tire.

Casey decides to save ammo, opting to kick the door open! It clobbers a biker who maintains his balance just long enough to veer into another biker.
"Our handlebars are interlocked!"
"No shit, Sherlock! Steer out of it!"
"I’m trying! Don’t yell at me!"
"Don’t slap my hands!"
"It’s not on purpah—purpah—AAAAAH!"

The two bikers’ front wheels collide, flipping both bikes. The the guy behind them is too engrossed in the wind whipping Casey’s skirt. He plows into both bikes. In mid-air he continues to ogle until his face hits the road and paints a bloody skidmark along the zip strip.

A bike with a sidecar moves to ram, but Casey’s leg and Gong-Ju’s come hither simultaneously repel the attack and attract the passenger—he leaps outta the sidecar to tackle Gong-Ju!

OOC:

Gong-Ju, in this weird driving mode you can only use ㊙️ once per turn! You need it NOW to defend yourself.
• On a 💢MISS, the car takes damage instead of you.

You may then use ☢️ to hurl the man out of the car!

Casey has no bikers at her door, at the moment. She can use the shotgun to shoot the enemies in front of her, or she can lure the one in the right lane to slow down so she can flip him over when he tries to flip her off.

Murasaki notices that the remaining bike on her left and the center bike in front both have sidecars. The fat man in the sidecar tosses a beer bottle—and it’s on fire!

OOC:

Murasaki, 🕹️STEER CLEAR of the Molotov cocktail! The right lane is clear. If you steer left, you need to move at ㊙️RAMMING SPEED!

Gong-Ju

Dmbrainiac

Apr 2, 2025 3:43 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Gong-ju shoves the man away before he can tackle her, but she struggles to toss him out of the car.

Last edited April 2, 2025 3:44 pm

Rolls

Gong-Ju: 🧜🏻‍♀️ - ㊙️ Defend - (3d2)

(112) = 4

Gong-Ju: 🧜🏻‍♀️ - ☢️ Yeet - (2d2)

(11) = 2

Murasaki

Eltesla

Apr 2, 2025 4:39 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

"I suggest you hold on tight!" She reaches into the glove compartment and fishes out a pair of sunglasses. She unfolds them with a flick of her wrist and wears them over her already-closed eyes. Seeing the molotov cocktail arc through the air, she steers to the left, heedless to whoever she may hit.

Rolls

🧘🏻‍♀️ - 🕹️ - (3d2)

(122) = 5

🧘🏻‍♀️ - ㊙️ - (3d2)

(221) = 5

Casey Mulbruk

Redcroc

Apr 2, 2025 5:53 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Using the toe of her shoes to bring the car door back and close it, Casey leans out the window. One hand holds her hat down while the other points the sawed off shotgun at a biker in front.BOOM!

"Whoa! This thing kicks like a mule!" she says as the shotgun almost flies out of her grip.

Last edited April 2, 2025 5:54 pm

Rolls

💃🏼 - ☢️ - (2d2)

(11) = 2

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 2, 2025 6:24 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

[ +- ] 🎹 R’n’RR’n’ Highway Star

🚘	SP:☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ HP:💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

@Eltesla,@Dmbrainiac,@Redcroc
🏍️ HELLIONS ON WHEELS
____________________________________
•
🛵 THE LEGENDARY SIDECAR
____________________________________

Murasaki swerves—ramming the bike beside her, toppling it sidecar and all! A great ball of fire erupts where your sweet ride was—and two of the three bikers behind you swerve to dodge it! The center bike rides right through, and that rider is now engulfed in flames! His leaps from his flaming bike onto the back of the car!

Now not only did Gong-Ju fail to throw one guy off—she has two uninvited hitchhikers to deal with! Fortunately the one on fire has one foot on the passenger side door.

OOC:

Gong-Ju, you’re still struggling with the same opponent! ㊙️DEFEND YOURSELF! And you can also try to ☢️THROW HIM OUT!
• On a 💥HIT you’ll take damage unless Casey can prevent you from being double-teamed!

Casey, ㊙️KICK THE DOOR OPEN to get the guy who’s on fire to tumble out of the car!

All three of the bikers in front toss several Molotov cocktails high in the air!

"Burn, babes, burn!" the men chant, laughing wickedly.

OOC:

Murasaki, there are too many cocktails to dodge! Your only choice is to speed up and pass under them before they land by using ☢️NITRO!

You may take a second action (🕹️ or ㊙️) with the Nitro.

Gong-Ju

Dmbrainiac

Apr 2, 2025 6:30 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Gong-ju grunts in pain as the thugs beat on her. With a surge of strength, she tries to toss them both out. "Get out of my car, get into my dreams!" she shouts, which doesn't make a lot of sense.

Last edited April 2, 2025 6:32 pm

Rolls

Gong-Ju: 🧜🏻‍♀️ - ㊙️ Defend - (3d2)

(211) = 4

Gong-Ju: 🧜🏻‍♀️ - ☢️ Yeet - (2d2)

(22) = 4

Casey Mulbruk

Redcroc

Apr 2, 2025 6:41 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Hoping the door will stand up to the repeated abuse, Casey again slams the door open with a well muscled gam.

"Get OFF! You better not damage the paint!" she yells.

Rolls

💃🏼 - ㊙️ - (3d2)

(112) = 4

Murasaki

Eltesla

Apr 2, 2025 7:58 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Murasaki presses the nitro button on the dashboard and steps on the gas hard! She's almost forced back into her seat by the sudden burst of speed.

If she can reach the three bikers in front, she'll show them just what she thought of their flaming bottles... by crashing right into them.

Rolls

🧘🏻‍♀️ - ☢️ - (1d2)

(2) = 2

🧘🏻‍♀️ - ㊙️ - (3d2)

(211) = 4

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 2, 2025 8:47 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

[ +- ] 🎹 R’n’RR’n’ Bad to the Bone

🚘	SP:☀️☀️☀️ HP:💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

@Eltesla,@Dmbrainiac,@Redcroc
💀 SKULLET HELLIONS
____________________________________
•
🛵 THE LEGENDARY SIDECAR
____________________________________

Casey kicks the door open! The burning man lands crotch-first on the door, slowly tips—and as soon as he touches pavement, he’s a rolling tangle of burning limbs, none of which remain connected to the torso for long.

Gong-Ju’s hurled opponent threatens, "Dreams?! I’ll be in your nigh—" He hits the road before he can finish his sentence.

Murasaki rams the leader’s legendary sidecar as she blows past the whole gang! And all of those Molotov cocktails make a very impressive mushroom cloud!—right where the entire gang was!

Gong-Ju and Casey look back—and Murasaki sees it in her rear view mirror—the men continue to ride on flaming motorcycles! The flesh is burned off of their faces—burned to the bone!

"Ya think we’re gonna let ya get away just ’cause we’re dead?"

"We’re invincible!"

"—except for the part where our skin burned off!"

"Yeah! We were pretty fuckin’ vincible then, but things have changed!"

"For the better!"

"Our dicks burned off! How is this an improvement?!"

"Agree to disagree! Let’s avenge our fallen brothers!"

"I’m avenging my burned-off dick!"

"Don’t be a killjoy. Just kill them!"

The entire gang pulls a synchronized wheelie. The guy who kept complaining about his dick immediately tips over backwards. All 206 pieces of him bounce and roll along the highway individually while his bike spins on its side, emitting sparks.

The skeleton in the sidecar declares, "We ain’t avenging that guy. Kill the girls!"

Two riders on the left. Two on the right. Sidecar boss behind you. Thanks to the Nitro boost, you all have time to attack before the enemies catch up!

OOC:

Your move, Dear B☢️BMSHELLS!

Casey Mulbruk

Redcroc

Apr 3, 2025 2:22 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Casey gives the finger to a biker on the right of the car - specifically the smoldering finger of the biker who just a little while got turned into highway hamburger!

Then she aims the shotgun and fires a blast into them. "Even with your weenies roasted, you're still a bunch of dicks!"

Rolls

💃🏼 - 🕹️ - (2d2)

(21) = 3

💃🏼 - ☢️ - (2d2)

(12) = 3

Murasaki

Eltesla

Apr 3, 2025 4:53 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

"Abominations! You should've just went peacefully." Murasaki veers the car towards the bikers on her left, trying to take them out. While she's at it, she spots some debris just ahead that's perfect for ramping off of. The car flies into the air, executing a daring barrel roll. Hopefully the landing's graceful!

Rolls

🧘🏻‍♀️ - ㊙️ - (3d2)

(221) = 5

🧘🏻‍♀️ - 🕹️ - (3d2)

(212) = 5

Gong-Ju

Dmbrainiac

Apr 3, 2025 8:56 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Gong-ju looks for the biggest piece of debris she can find in the backseat to hurl!

Rolls

Gong-Ju: 🧜🏻‍♀️ - ☢️ - (2d2)

(11) = 2

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 3, 2025 11:06 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

[ +- ] 🎹 R’n’RR’n’ Paranoid

🚘	SP:☀️☀️☀️ HP:💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

OOC:

You spent 2 ☀️s from the shooting and hurling, but the barrel roll gained 2 ☀️s!

@Eltesla,@Dmbrainiac,@Redcroc
❌ SKULLET HELLIONS
____________________________________
•
🛵 THE LEGENDARY SIDECAR
____________________________________
•
🚓 SMART PATROL
____________________________________

Murasaki rams both bikers on her left. They veer off the road, tumbling in a cloud of dust as bones and bike parts scatter! Casey shoots a rider in his fleshless face, leaving only his lower jaw spinning on the neck bone before the bike, tips rider and all!

The other is just holding the finger that Casey gave him. "Frank?" he asks the finger before Murasaki’s barrel roll clocks him and he careens into a billboard advertising Soso Soda.

Gong-Ju hurls a large box at the Legendary Sidecar. Unfortunately, it turns out to be a self-inflating air mattress. It inflates too soon and biker boss’ driver simply passes under it.

Gong-Ju and Casey both notice a police car by the billboard—hidden from view, until of course, after you ride past the billboard.

🚨WiiUUU🚨

Legendary Sid’s skull swivels around. "Aw, fuck! The Smart Patrol! Ain’t no reasoning with an automated police car! Lose ’im, Frank!"

The rider turns to his boss. "I’m Fred, boss."

A robotic voice calls out as the cruiser catches up, "DRIVERS, YOU ARE BOTH IN VIOLATION OF EXCEEDING THE POSTED SPEED LIMIT, LITTERING AND UNAUTHORIZED DISCHARGE OF A FIREARM. STOP OR I’LL SHOOT."

💥BAMF💥BAMF💥BAMF💥

Fred complains to his boss, "He shot me in the back of the head, boss."

"Shut up and ride, moron!"

"I’m Fred, boss. Ow."

The Legendary Sidecar speeds up! Gong-Ju could toss debris at him. Murasaki could ram him as he tries to pass on the left. If he does, Casey could shoot him.

But then there’s that cop! It seems to be too trigger happy, so pulling over is a very bad idea—

OOC:

That, and you actually can’t stop driving extremely fast until you reach the end of this driving minigame.

—you could try the Nitro. Failing that (or even if you succeed), a Stunt could help you get away.

OOC:

Murasaki, use the driving controls as you see fit!

Casey and Gong-Ju, you can try to make gestures toward the Smart Patrol to somehow help. You can’t fight the robo-police car (at the moment).

If you want to attack the Legendary Sidecar, it will be behind, then to the left, then ahead of you for at least part of this round—meaning hurling debris, ramming and the shotgun can all be used as attacks this round.

Murasaki

Eltesla

Apr 4, 2025 3:23 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

"We have unwanted company." Murasaki frowns. However, she doesn't hit the nitro quite yet. She wants to finish what they started. As the Legendary Sidecar moves to pass, she steers to ram into it!

She then attempts to drift the car, just for the sake of it.

Rolls

🧘🏻‍♀️ - ㊙️ - (3d2)

(121) = 4

🧘🏻‍♀️ - 🕹️ - (3d2)

(121) = 4

Casey Mulbruk

Redcroc

Apr 4, 2025 5:18 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

As the Smart Patrol car speeds behind them, Casey groans. "Now we got the robo-Man on our tail?! We're gonna need some back-up!"

She pulls off her shoes, flips the heel to the side, turning it into a phone. She dials a a number and says "I'm calling May! I hope she can help us out with some Fairy fire power to even the odds."

Rolls

💃🏼 - ☢️ - (2d2)

(11) = 2

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 4, 2025 6:24 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

OOC:

@Dmbrainiac still gets to act, but I’ll RP the phone-call for now.

🧝🏻‍♀️

MAY

"My power can’t reach that far, but… oh! Fairy firepower! HEY MOOOOMMM!"

👩🏻‍🎤

APRIL

"Oh, you’re headed toward Dysneo World. I think there’s a fairy there. Or there used to be, until she joined the spa—"

Unfortunately, Casey discovers that she no longer has Shoe Phone Reception! Well, she did get her message across, so maybe The Mother and The Maiden can help..?

OOC:

You’ll see on the GM post, but even on a 💢MISS, the move is helpful.

Gong-Ju

Dmbrainiac

Apr 4, 2025 6:30 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Gong-ju blows a kiss to the robot cop car to try to charm it into leaving them alone!

Rolls

Gong-Ju: 🧜🏻‍♀️ - 🕹️ - (2d2)

(11) = 2

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 4, 2025 8:55 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

[ +- ] 🎹 R’n’RR’n’ Born to be Wild

🚘	SP:☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ HP:💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

MURASAKI: SPEND ☀️☀️☀️ TO SPIKE YOUR ☢️NITRO WITH ✨PIXIE DUST!

CASEY: YOUR ☢️SHOTGUN NOW FIRES AN ICE BEAM!

GONG-JU: SPEND ☀️☀️ TO ☢️HURL A SUPER BOMB!

•
🛵 THE LEGENDARY SIDECAR
____________________________________
•
🚓 SMART PATROL
____________________________________
•
🚒 ENGINE 451
____________________________________

There’s a long stretch of car chase, with lots of shooting and missing, other than Murasaki slamming into the Legendary Sidecar as it passes.

Then… there’s a twinkle! ✨

And you see her! A tiny fairy! It’s Tinkerbell… well… isn’t it???

She sits on your dashboard and addresses you.

"Hey, I just got a call at Space Federation Headquarters! I was about to beam over to Dysneo World for my vacation when I heard some heroines needed backup. And who but Samus Aran of the Space Feds, right..?

"Only—and this is kind of embarrassing—I can’t put up a fight until this fairy dust wears off. I thought Tinkerbell would get a kick out of me beaming over to her fairy house like this.

"Anyway, I can give you a couple power-ups."

She uses her Maru-Mari form to plant bombs in Gong-Ju’s many boxes of crap, sprinkles excess dust on Murasaki’s Nitro button and since she can’t have the Wave Beam and Ice Beam at the same time anyway, she decides to power up Casey’s shotgun with the Ice Beam.

"That’s the best I can do. Good luck!"

As she beams away, your car’s solar power is refilled.

The Smart Partol bot calls over his intercom. "CALLING FOR BACKUP IS A GAME AT WHICH TWO CAN PLAY."

🚨WiiUUU🚨

A fire truck suddenly speeds onto the highway as you drive by an on-ramp! And the firemen on the truck are wearing helmets marked with the Mullet Hellions logo!

"We got your back, Legendary Sid. Ya lose weight or somethin’?"

"I died."

"Well, that sucks."

The conversation ends abruptly and the men spray your car with their fire hose—which shoots fire!

OOC:

Dear B☢️MBSHELLS, defend yourselves!
• Murasaki, 🕹️STEER AWAY FROM THE FLAMES!
• Casey and Gong-Ju, 🕹️DUCK!

And since you get a second action,
🛵 = weak vs. ramming
🚓 = weak vs. bombs
🚒 = weak vs. ice

Casey Mulbruk

Redcroc

Apr 6, 2025 3:32 am

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

"Oh my goodness! That was Samus! Arg... I shoulda asked for an autograph!" Casey says, starstruck. She barely manages to notice the gout of flames spewing toward the car in time to duck.

Then she pops back up and blasts the fire engine with an big chunk of ice from the powered up shotgun.

Rolls

💃🏼 - 🕹️ - (2d2)

(12) = 3

💃🏼 - ☢️ - (2d2)

(21) = 3

Murasaki

Eltesla

Apr 6, 2025 1:47 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

"You may get another chance. We're on our way to Dysneo World right now. We will have to thank her later!"

Hardly minding the heat, Murasaki steers with one hand, dodging the flames as well as she could. She hits the souped up nitro.

Rolls

🧘🏻‍♀️ - 🕹️ - (3d2)

(111) = 3

🧘🏻‍♀️ - ☢️ - (1d2)

(2) = 2

Gong-Ju

Dmbrainiac

Apr 7, 2025 9:42 am

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Gong-ju ducks while rummaging in the backseat for some unexploded bombs to toss at the patrol car!

Rolls

Gong-Ju: 🧜🏻‍♀️ - 🕹️ Duck - (2d2)

(12) = 3

Gong-Ju: 🧜🏻‍♀️ - ☢️ Toss Bombs? - (2d2)

(21) = 3

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 7, 2025 6:31 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

[ +- ] 🎹 R’n’RR’n’ Peter Gunn Theme

🚘	SP:RELOAD HP:💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

MURASAKI: SPEND ☀️☀️☀️ TO SPIKE YOUR ☢️NITRO WITH ✨PIXIE DUST!

CASEY: YOUR ☢️SHOTGUN NOW FIRES AN ICE BEAM!

GONG-JU: SPEND ☀️☀️ TO ☢️HURL A SUPER BOMB!

CASEY AND/OR GONG-JU:
㊙️GIVE THE SOLAR PANEL A GOOD WHACK TO RELOAD ☀️s!
• 💢MISS: +☀️
• 💥HIT: +☀️☀️
• 💥💥COMBO: +☀️☀️☀️☀️
• 💥💥💥SUPER: +☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️

@Eltesla,@Dmbrainiac,@Redcroc
❌ THE LEGENDARY SIDECAR
____________________________________
•
🚒 ENGINE 451
____________________________________

Murasaki is unable to dodge the flames! The car itself is singed, but the girls duck in time, so no one is hurt!

Casey then freezes the fire-spewing-firehose! Gong-Ju tosses a bomb, but before she can, Murasaki punches the Nitro! The speed boost puts The Legendary Sidecar in the rear, and the Smart Patrol is smart enough to recognize the futility of chasing your car as it takes flight!

You’re flying high above the city! You can see Legendary Sid and Fred in the smoldering crater, both undead men now a heap of shattered bones.

A robotic boot emerges from the patrol car. "UNDEAD OR UNALIVE, YOU’RE COMING WITH ME." When the broken piles of bones fail to respond, the robotic police offer folds his hands together in confusion. "I’M HAVING... TROUBLE."

But that’s not your problem. You’re way too high in the air to worry abou—

—holy shit, Murasaki! Lookout!!!

OOC:

Murasaki,
🕹️SWERVE OUTTA THE WAY of Engine 451!

Casey and Gong-Ju,
㊙️GIVE THE SOLAR PANELS A GOOD WHACK to reload your solar power. You’re gonna need that to take out Engine 451.
• This only works when you see the RELOAD sign.

For attacking, Murasaki can ㊙️RAM, Casey can ☢️SHOOT and Gong-Ju can ☢️THROW THINGS.

Casey Mulbruk

Redcroc

Apr 8, 2025 3:13 am

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

As the winged fire engine zooms toward their car, Casey tries to fire another ice blast but nothing comes out! That is when she notices the solar power meter on the sad face. Of course! The solar panels! She uses the butt of the shotgun to smack the converter box a few times.

"Now we're cooking with....er...ice?" she says as she aims the shotgun and shoots a chunk of freezing ice right at the fire engine!

Last edited April 8, 2025 3:14 am

Rolls

💃🏼 - ㊙️ - (3d2)

(222) = 6

💃🏼 - ☢️ - (2d2)

(11) = 2

Gong-Ju

Dmbrainiac

Apr 8, 2025 8:49 am

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Gong-ju performs some percussive maintenance on the solar panels before resuming her attempts to throw thing!

Rolls

Gong-Ju: 🧜🏻‍♀️ - ㊙️ - (3d2)

(221) = 5

Gong-Ju: 🧜🏻‍♀️ - ☢️ - (2d2)

(12) = 3

Murasaki

Eltesla

Apr 8, 2025 4:16 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Murasaki tries to dodge the incoming fire engine, but she's a second too slow. "Brace for impact!"

The mid-air collision is enough to set off the airbags.

Last edited April 8, 2025 4:23 pm

Rolls

🧘🏻‍♀️ - 🕹️ - (3d2)

(111) = 3

🧘🏻‍♀️ - ㊙️ - (3d2)

(111) = 3

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 8, 2025 9:11 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

[ +- ] 🎹 R’n’RR’n’ Peter Gunn Theme

🚘	SP:☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ HP:💖💖💖💖💖

MURASAKI: SPEND ☀️☀️☀️ TO SPIKE YOUR ☢️NITRO WITH ✨PIXIE DUST!

CASEY: YOUR ☢️SHOTGUN NOW FIRES AN ICE BEAM!

GONG-JU: SPEND ☀️☀️ TO ☢️HURL A SUPER BOMB!

@Eltesla,@Dmbrainiac,@Redcroc •
👨🏻‍🚒👨🏽‍🚒👨🏼‍🚒 AX-MEN
____________________________________
•
🚒 ENGINE 451
____________________________________

💥CRASH!!💥

The fire engine smashes head-on into your car! As you flip-flop between skyscraper and sky, Casey somehow gets a shot off that freezes 451’s tire! Gong-Ju hurls a box of random crap, shrinking the fire engine’s wing—but it continues to soar at your side, and Murasaki is having a hard time shaking it off!

With the firehose frozen solid, the men extend their ladder. It hooks onto the car, and three men with axes start to board!

OOC:

Dear B☢️MBSHELLS, protect your sweet ride from the Ax-Men!
• Gong-Ju, ㊙️FIGHT THE INVADER!
• Casey, ㊙️KICK THE DOOR to separate the car from the ladder or ☢️SHOOT THE LADDER to make it icy!
• Murasaki, 🕹️SWERVE, ㊙️RAM or ☢️SPEED UP to separate your car from the ladder!

Gong-Ju

Dmbrainiac

Apr 9, 2025 9:45 am

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

"Back off!" Gong-ju shouts as she shoves at the boarders with her trident.

Rolls

Gong-Ju: 🧜🏻‍♀️ - ㊙️ - (3d2)

(122) = 5

☢️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 9, 2025 9:59 am

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

•
👨🏻‍🚒❌❌ AX-MAN
____________________________________

OOC:

@Eltesla,@Redcroc - There’s only one more guy trying to board!

@Dmbrainiac - Gong-Ju can throw one of the guys, and he’ll either hit the last remaining guy or the truck. (Possibly both with a combo.)

Dmbrainiac

Apr 9, 2025 10:09 am

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

OOC:

I'll throw the guy at the other guy!

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 9, 2025 10:24 am

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

•@Eltesla,@Dmbrainiac,@Redcroc
❌ AX-MEN
____________________________________
•
🚒 ENGINE 451
____________________________________

Gong-Ju fends bonks one ax-man with the shaft of her trident, then with a mighty swing, she hurls another ax-man into the third! The hurled guy smacks into the truck’s iced surface. Cracks form from the impact—whether that’s the ice or the truck is hard to sa—

Aw, who am I kidding? You all know the combination of an ice-beam and a good ramming will break the truck. So focus on that, and try not to look at the three ax-man futilely flapping their arms as they drop toward the hazy skyscrapers below, destined to land in the parking lot behind a biker bar where the jukebox is blasting It’s Raining Men.

OOC:

Gong-Ju has already acted. Murasaki and Casey, let’s see if you can finish the truck!
• ㊙️ Murasaki can ram it.
• ☢️ Casey can shoot it.

Casey Mulbruk

Redcroc

Apr 9, 2025 6:39 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Casey cracks open the barrel on the sawed off and loads two more ice cubes into it. Then she snaps it shut, aims at the flying truck, and starts ice blasting.

Rolls

💃🏼 - ☢️ - (2d2)

(22) = 4

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 9, 2025 7:05 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

•
❌ ENGINE 451
____________________________________

A rime spreads across Engine 451—

*KRIK* *KRAK* *KRNSH*

—the ice shatters with the shotgun blast! The truck cracks in two!

As the two halves of 451 slowdance into a passing cloud, you hear a couple panicked beeps of the horns. Maybe the front or rear driver flipped you off. Or both did. But you have no way of seeing the enemy’s fate.

What Gong-Ju sees, however, is a heart-shaped gift box on the floor of the back seat. It was buried under all the useless crap she hurled at the bad guys!

One of you should probably open it…

OOC:

Combat over!!!

☢️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 9, 2025 7:15 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

.MEANWHILE....
Somewhere along the Jersey Shore, darkened by an overcast sky thousands of feet below our dear B☢️MBSHELLS, is a dive bar simply called "Bar." It is here where Hujo reluctantly agreed to meet his former boss, Belcher.

"Your girl’s softened you up, Hujo. If you want to get back in my good graces, I need you to kill the Mother, Maiden and Crone."

"Aw, not the Crone! She makes the best soup, boh… uh, I mean… ex-boss."

"That’s right! You remember the time we robbed the Crone’s soup kitchen. That was the best Christmas ever, wasn’t it?"

"The soup was good, but…"

"C’mon, kid. All will be forgiven. Here’s a quarter to help you think."

"A quarter? Oh boy!" Instead of using the quarter to improve his life or his girl power, Hujo inserts the coin into an old video game machine.

"You immediately wasted it. And at that, on a game I can’t join in as Player 2 on account of my gammy leg."

_________________________________

Hujo is too engrossed in the game to register the curmudgeonly griping from his lame ex-boss.

"It’s raining men! Gimme a hallelujah, ex-boss!"

*SPLIT* *SPLAT* *SPLUT*

Belcher notices a spatter of blood on the window… a toppled motorcycle under a heap of what, inside-out snakes? He’s very sure he just saw a man fall and break like a jelly jar.

"It is raining men, Hujo. I’ll give you that." Belcher wheels himself toward the exit. "Think it over. We’ll talk in 48 hours."

But Belcher is barely 48 inches past the handicap ramp when half a firetruck plummets from the sky onto the disgraced capo, crushing him beyond recognition.

Hujo is oblivious as he watches the score tally. "Ya see that, boss? I’m on fire!"

💥CRASH!!💥
The front half of Engine 451 smashes through the ceiling, narrowly missing the former thug!

"Not literally," he says to the fire truck embedded in the broken floor.

Murasaki

Eltesla

Apr 9, 2025 10:27 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Murasaki breathes a sigh of relief now that they're safe... for now. "That was more exciting that I expected... I pray this is not a bad omen for our vacation."

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 10, 2025 10:37 am

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

You fly above the cloudline for a while, in part because there isn’t a way to steer down aside from your car thinking sad thoughts. Fortunately, you see a floating castle up ahead.

…and after you pass the pink cloud, you also see a sign on the left side of the castle.

WENDY’S
🍔
HOME OF THE WHOPPER OF A BURGER
THAT’S BIG ENOUGH FOR FIVE GUYS

You happen to be flying at the altitude of a really great parking space. Whoever parked the flying carpet went a little over the line, but if you park between the carpet and the pegasus, you’ve got plenty of room.

OOC:

Also, don’t forget about the heart-shaped gift box in the back of your car.

💝

Despite being heart-shaped, it’s not extra HP. (Probably not a surprise either, but…)

Gong-Ju

Dmbrainiac

Apr 10, 2025 10:38 am

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

"Ooh, what's this?" Gong-ju asks with a smile. She unwraps the heart-shaped box and opens it!

Casey Mulbruk

Redcroc

Apr 10, 2025 1:24 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Casey leans out the window of the car to check the blood stains, dents, and scorch marks on the hood and door. "That'll buff out. Right?" she asks with a worried look.

"Ooh a Wendys! Road trip food!" she says feeling a bit better already.

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 10, 2025 2:17 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Blood stains? Well… the car is, umm, red…? Never mind that. Gong-Ju is opening the gift box! Being a proper princess, she reads the card first. And best of all, the ink doesn’t run because she’s not opening the card underwater!

Dear Bombshells,

> > >I hope that, by the time you read this, you are completely relaxed as you so deserve this vacation. Words cannot sufficiently express my gratitude for what you’ve done for my family, so I’ll keep this note short.

> > >Enclosed are three fistfuls of Yen. Do spend it all in one place.

Sincerely,
The Crone

OOC:

Dear B☢️MBSHELLS,
Each of you has obtained a Fistful of Yen!

💴 💴 💴

You park your vehicle. You can’t help but notice the flying carpet in the adjacent space is not in the best of condition. It’s punctured and scratched in several places and covered in yellow cat hair.

As you step into the castle, a guard politely addresses you.

💂🏻‍♂️

GUARD ROYALE

"Welcome to the Mushroom Cloud Kingdom," says the guard on your left.

💂‍♂️

GUARD ROYALE WITH CHEESE

The guard on the right is chewing on a mozzarella stick. He uses the half eaten snack as a pointer stick. "You ladies oughtta try Wendy’s burgers. It’s the greatest thing since the extinction of cattle!"

💂🏻‍♂️

GUARD ROYALE

The first guard remains professional. "That would be to your left, ladies. You may be fortunate enough to see the princess herself dining among the commoners."

💂‍♂️

GUARD ROYALE WITH CHEESE

"And if my bud’s mistaken," says the second guard while chewing loudly, "lemme apologize in advance. Sorry, ladies, but our princess is in ano—"

💂🏻‍♂️

GUARD ROYALE

The first guard cuts off the second with a sharp look.

"I assure you, ladies. The princess is here. She is dressed down, having not expected the presence of a royal guest. My apologies, Princess Gong-Ju, for the…" He glances at his partner, who swallows the last of his cheese stick audibly. "…lack of formality.

"Please."

The guard politely steps aside. (His partner awkwardly follows suit.) Both gesture toward the aroma of road trip food.

Murasaki

Eltesla

Apr 10, 2025 4:19 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Murasaki stashes her share of yen in her gi. She'll need to express her appreciation to the Crone later!

"I suppose I am somewhat famished after that road encounter. I've never had the pleasure of eating a burger before either. Farewell, guards." She leads the way to Wendy's, letting the smell of greasy food guide her nose.

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 10, 2025 6:07 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

As you enter the restaurant, you are greeted personally by its owner, a spiky-shelled dragon-turtle.

"Welcome to Wendy’s. Or maybe I should say ‘welcome to Mine,’ ’cause I’m Wendy! I hope you brought your appetites, ’cause everything I serve is super-sized… but totally worth it ’cause also, everything’s—"

"—hand-cooked!"

She invites you to have a seat and place an order.

OOC:

You may order typical burger-joint food. The burgers are unusually large. Like double the size of a woman’s hand… if the woman is 6’3".

Murasaki

Eltesla

Apr 11, 2025 12:43 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

"Is that so? Consider me intrigued, Wendy-san."

Murasaki sits at a booth near the windows and begins to look through the menu, finding herself entranced by the number of options. Once someone comes to take their order...

"I shall take a double cheeseburger with fries and a glass of water, no ice. I will also have some Blooper calamari."

Casey Mulbruk

Redcroc

Apr 11, 2025 12:55 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

"Boy, being a Bombshell brings in a lot of scratch!" Casey says as she follows Murasaki into the burger place, idly flipping through her stack of yen with her thumb.

"Ooh, flame broiled! I'll have a burger with jalapeños and a medium chocolate freezy!" Casey says, licking her lips. "Please," she adds with a smile.

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 11, 2025 2:23 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

While you await the delivery of your orders, you can’t help but notice the sounds throughout the mostly empty cafeteria.

A toilet flushes, heard through the restroom door.

Flames burst in the kitchen from Wendy’s magic.

And those two plainly dressed blondes that you thought nothing of upon entering… one says to the other, "Ketchup." The other squeaks a sweet but primrose, "No thank you." But the first voice speaks again, and you know you’ve all heard her before. "On your lip. Here lemme…"

And she’s whispering, trying not to make a scene, but when you glance—

—it is indeed a familiar voice. It’s Samus Aran, all six-foot-three of her. She is no longer shrunken and fairy-winged, which is fortunate. Every food is so big here, what could a fairy even eat in this place?

Of course the other blonde is a face everyone on Scorched Earth had known even back when Samus was believed to be a dude. And she recognizes Gong-Ju.

"Oh my—princess Gong-Ju! Please join us. It’s Casual Friday. It’s a new thing I’m trying because…"

Her voice trails off.

A toilet flushes.

Samus rescues the Princess, "Hey, why don’t you join Princess Pea—"

"Just ‘Peach’ today! Casual!"

"—right." Samus blushes a bit. "Join us anyway. Mrs. Emoticat’s here as well." She points to a seat near half a plate of fries. The seat is covered in cat hair at the moment, but otherwise empty.

Murasaki

Eltesla

Apr 11, 2025 7:14 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Following Gong-Ju over to Peach and Samus's table, Murasaki respectfully bows her head to Samus. "Aran-san. Thank you for your help earlier. I am Murasaki, master of many secret moves and seeker of balance. I suppose you also stopped here for a meal on your way to Dysneo World?"

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 12, 2025 5:52 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

"It’s a pleasure to meet you," Samus replies, "I’m glad I was able to be of some help."

Peach chimes in, "Samus was originally going to take the warp pipe from here to Tinkerbell’s house."

"Yeah… but now that the fairy spell wore off, I can’t possibly fit in there." The bounty huntress shrugs. "I can call my ship remotely and fly to Dysneo. Maybe Tink’ll still give me an autograph if I knock on her little door."

Samus is obviously disappointed her visit to Tink can no longer be. And Peach seems surprised by this pessimism… but then she realizes that when Samus helped her with the ketchup, she kinda lost her train of thought.

"Oh! I was trying to tell you before!" The princess giddily explains, "Here in the Mushroom Cloud Kingdom, we have all kinds of magical mushrooms that grow in the clouds. If you want to take the pipe to Tink’s house, just pop a Mini-Shroom into your mouth."

When Gong-Ju mentions that you are all headed to Dysneo World, Peach insists, "From one princess to another, please accept my hospitality and a gift: a Mini-Shroom for you and each of your friends."

OOC:

Dear B☢️MBSHELLS, each of you has obtained a Mini-Shroom!

🍄

You will need these in order to fit in the warp pipe to Tink’s house, which is the fastest way to get to Dysneo World. (Or the only way, since the fairy dust magic that made your car fly probably wore off by now.)

Mrs. Emoticat says, "I’m looking forward to getting a little smaller soon myself." And when you see her, it’s apparent that her baby could be born any day now! "It’s so kind of you to let us stay for the delivery of my little one."

Peach smiles proudly. "I am married to a doctor!"

A toilet flushes.

Peach and Mrs. Emoticat both seem mildly annoyed.

Samus turns to you, Dear B☢️MBSHELLS, and asks, "So—besides Tink’s house—what are you planning to do at Dysneo World?"

Casey Mulbruk

Redcroc

Apr 13, 2025 5:19 am

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Following Murasaki over to the princess table, Casey grabs a chair from nearby and loudly drags it over to sit down. She quietly listens to Samus and Peach talk but when autographs are mentioned she quickly chimes in "Autographs! Yeah. I should get one too. From you both. Um, I don't seem to have a marker..." She pats her pockets ineffectually. "Nevermind. Maybe later."

Casey takes the mini-shroom with a thank you and finds herself temporarily tongue tied until Samus addresses them directly. "I'm going to stop at Main Street! I hear that you can buy ice cream from the future! Dunking Spots or something. I don't totally understand it but I've always wanted to try some!" she blurts out in response.

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 13, 2025 12:27 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Peach assures Casey, "My husband always has a pen for autographs in his overalls." She then calls out in that all-too-familiar volume (being an ex-damsel herself), "MARIO, WHERE ARE YOU?"

A toilet flushes.

And this time you notice a faint "HA - HAAH!" and a "NYA?"

And not one, but two familiar faces exit the men’s room door.

Emoticat says to his wife, "Honey! Have you tried toilets? Dr. Mario’s gonna install some in our house! The only thing our kid’ll ever do in a sandbox is build castles and—oh!" He waves vigorously, "Hi, B☢️MBSHELLS! I knew I smelled crisp bills!"

He introduces all of you to Mario, who offers handshakes. "It’s-a me, Mario!"

You are all welcome to eat your burgers, fries and bloober calamari in relative peace. Of course, when the meal is done, you can blow all your money on Snippets!

☢️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 13, 2025 12:29 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

[ +- ] 😺 ¥¡¡ Shop

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😺

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More Yahoo for Your Yen

[ +- ] 💴 - Double Flip

[ +- ] 💴 - Defender

[ +- ] 💴 - Custom Stunt

[ +- ] 💴 - Custom Magic

•

🙀

EMOTICAT"I can’t believe I was raving about toilets in front of you. Ah, well… anyway, feel free to ask about my snippets if you have any questions."

Murasaki

Eltesla

Apr 13, 2025 3:32 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Murasaki gratefully accepts a mini-shroom. "Thank you. I'm not sure we could get down from here otherwise."

When asked what she's going to do at Dysneo World, she thinks for a second before answering. "Personally, I am most looking forward to the water park. I have heard there is a great big slide with twists and turns that will test the fortitude of your stomach. I wonder how true that is."

"It looks like we meet yet again, Emoticat-san. I'm starting to suspect our fates are intertwined. It is a pleasure to meet you, Mario-san." She accepts the plumber-doctor's handshake. She wonders if he washed his hands, er, gloves, but it was too late to back out of the shake.

She considers her Snippet options after the meals. "Hm... Double Flip, please. It is time I bolstered my offensive prowess."

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 14, 2025 2:31 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

😼

EMOTICAT

"Going from Extra-Joy to Double-Flip is like changing your meow to a roar!"

Emoticat seems to actually hear himself talk.

😹

EMOTICAT"Nya? I sound like my dad giving advice… sorry. Expecting a child is affecting me in ways I don’t quite totally yet understand!

"Anyway, Double-Flip is an excellent choice! I kinda wanted to recommend it, but then it wouldn’t really be a choice if I vigorously pointed to it, would it?"

OOC:

@Eltesla
The Double-Flip snippet has overwritten the Extra Joy snippet. Murasaki can now use two actions per turn no matter what her first action is!

She keeps the defend-a-friend benefit from Extra Joy (but can optionally use ㊙️ as self-defense and 🕹️ to get a friend out of harm’s way). She also has the two-button attack benefit from Button Mash.

Casey Mulbruk

Redcroc

Apr 14, 2025 8:41 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Casey reluctantly shakes hands with the Doctor, trying not to think of the food that is about to be served.

"I mean toilets are pretty great, so don't fret on it. Just wait til you learn about bidets!"

As the food comes, Casey's eyes pop at the sight of the giant burger and she begins eating with gusto.

As she gets to the fries, she notices the ketchup bottle is out of her reach. "Hey, Mr. Emoticat. You think you could teach me to use my whip to grab stuff in trade for this brick of yen?"

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 14, 2025 8:53 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

😻

EMOTICAT

"I’d love to," Emoticat replies!

😿

EMOTICAT

•

"But I can’t. Because I have zero girl power due to my rippling masculinity."

But he perks up as he gladly accepts the brick-o’-cash in exchange for a Custom Stunt snippet.

😺

EMOTICAT"Fortunately, you don’t need me to teach you what you already know. You just need my snippet so your idea actually works!"

Casey Mulbruk

Redcroc

Apr 14, 2025 9:03 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

OOC:

Glad you could tell what I was going for! I forgot to add the OOC lines for what I was asking. LOL

☢️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 14, 2025 9:21 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

OOC:

@Redcroc
Snippet updated!

As long as you have 👠, you can use your whip to grab stuff.

This works on ledges, enemies, ketchup…!

Gong-Ju

Dmbrainiac

Apr 15, 2025 12:19 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

"I, too, shall take a Double Flip," Gong-ju says with a smile.

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 15, 2025 2:12 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

😺

EMOTICAT

"Another Double-Flip! That makes me wanna quadruple-flip for joy!"

Mrs. Emoticat warns her husband about that triple flip he did last summer. "Remember what the chiropractor said about literally jumping for joy."

😹

EMOTICAT"‘Flips are like exclamation points; use one or none,’" Emoticat says in a doctory baritone. "That’s why he’s a doctor and not a salescat!!

"Thanks again, B☢️MBSHELLS!!!" he giddily exclaims as his kiosk collapses like a house of cards into a tiny briefcase.

Your meal is mostly peaceful, a mix of small talk and—if anyone wants—autographs. And Wendy even offers to take a group photo. Mario suggests he take a photo of all the girls, so Wendy can be included too. "Say-a cheeeeeese!!" Wendy then takes a group photo that includes the husbands.

But Mario realizes the faux pas his wife was too polite to mention. "Oh no! I forgot-a we moved Kawaiian-a Shirt Day to-a Saturday! It’s-a Casual Friday! Mama Mia!"

After all that, Mario keeps his shirt on.

Wendy snaps the photo, then seems to remember something. "Speaking of your mother… she left a message."

She unfurls a scroll.

"Mario. It’s a me," Wendy reads, "Mama. Please call a back. It’s about your a brother. He’s a so skinny. What am I a gonna do?"

Mario has a hopeless look on his face. "What an I-a gonna do? The Hammer-a Brothers are-a renovation the other-a side of the castle! All-a the phones are-a there! With the lines-a down, I cannot-a call Mama mia. Mama Mia!"

Mario is very distraught!

Casey Mulbruk

Redcroc

Apr 16, 2025 4:03 am

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Hardly believing her luck, Casey gingerly folds the napkin autographed by Samus AND Princess Peach and puts it in her shirt pocket. Dr. Mario also made sure to sign it, despite not being asked, but she still counts it as a win.

Casey loudly slurps the dregs of her freezy while listening in on Mario's conversation. "Maybe you could prescribe your brother some vitamins?" she interjects. "Or send some of these burgers over to him. That'll thicken him up right quick."

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 16, 2025 12:43 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Mario shakes his head. "Luigi is not-a roll poly due his excellent-a metabolism because he-a wiggles his-a legs like-a pedaling an in-a-visible bicycle when he a-jumps." With maybe a hint of jealousy, Mario adds, "He is the a-tall one.

"What’s a matter with-a Mama Mia, I do not-a know. I will call her to-a find out when-a the phone lines-a work again," he assures Casey.

While the cloudline is out at the castle, Casey does have shoe phone reception. But it’s really up to her whether to get involved in a family issue that doesn’t seem terribly urgent.

OOC:

@Redcroc - Casey can use her Shoe Phone to call Mario’s mother, but there’s no perceived obligation/etiquette that says she "should."

Besides, you have everything you need to get to Dysneo World! Samus is already giving Peach a goodbye hug, and the Princess will escort her to the mini-warp pipe to Tinkerbell’s Fairy House..!

Casey Mulbruk

Redcroc

Apr 16, 2025 1:09 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

OOC:

Oh thanks! I had forgotten about that.

Seeing Mario's concern for his Mama, Casey takes off her shoe and twists it into phone mode.

"Here, try my sole-ular phone. We are heading out soon, so I'll need it back shorty...er shortly." Casey blushes slightly at her Freudian slip. "I can't be hobbling around Disneo in only one shoe after all."

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 16, 2025 3:25 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Mario is blushing as he accepts the pretty shoe.

He somehow is able to call his mother. "Hello? Mama?"

Since Mario doesn’t know how to turn on the speaker-phone feature, his mother’s voice sounds garbled and chipmunky to anyone not holding the phone to their ear.

"Giddillagiddilagiddillagiddlagih!"

Delighted to hear his mother’s voice, like a good Italian son, Mario replies with enthusiasm, "Wah-haa! It’s-a me, Ma—"

"GIDDILLAGID!! Giddillagiddilagiddillagiddillagih, giddillagiddill, giddillagiddillagih!"

"Of course-a he stay in-a his mansion! Ever since-a things did not-a work out-a with princess-a Daisy, he moved out-a the castle. He is-a better off-a in his own-a place. An eligible-a bachelor rolls-a better than a third-a wheel."

"Giddillagiddy!"

"The skinny guy can-a roll. Not like a meat-a-ball, like-a the sausage. Peach’s BF-a-F Plum is-a very impressed. We play-a doubles tennis on Tues-a-day. Give him time-a, Mama."

"Giddillagiddilagiddillagiddillagiddillagiddill, giddillagiddillagih! GIDDILLA!"

"Oh-a-no!"

Mario listens attentively now to the voice that is too garbled and chipmunky for you to understand. Peach stands close to her worried husband. For a moment, she too looks worried… but then she and her husband both sigh with relief.

Peach fills you in as Mario consoles his mother.

"Mario’s brother is in the hospital. He’s in stable condition now, but the poor guy got a heart attack. Like us, he’s a fan of Dysneo World.

"But his pipe leads to the Haunted Mansion. I guess some automatons shambled into his house. They chased him for a bit, but collapsed after a few minutes. Then my brother-in-law did."

Beside the usual ‘I’m sorry’ that a family friend says in these situations, Samus can’t help but think of the technological side of this story. "I guess the automatons only work from proximity to their source… whatever powers them at Dysneo World.

"I’ll look into it," she offers. And to Casey: "I got your Shoe Number in case the automatons are haywire or whatever. But likely, they’re harmless and the ones that wandered into Luigi’s pipe are haunted-looking, and scared the poor guy."

Murasaki

Eltesla

Apr 16, 2025 11:14 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

"That is truly unfortunate... Not to mention, quite the design flaw. Someone should let them know about that." Murasaki claps her hands together and offers up a silent prayer for Luigi. She then stands up and places down some yen to pay for the Bombshells' meals.

"If you are going to Tink-san's house, we shall accompany you up to that point. Is that agreeable?"

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 17, 2025 10:07 am

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Samus agrees to that. You all go to the no-longer-flying car and get your things. Mario highly recommends, "Take only a-what you can-a carry."

The Princess offers you three Kirby Backpacks. "These backpacks are super cute—they can fit five suitcases worth of clothing and other travel needs. But the reason you need them now is the mini-shrooms."

KYOW
KYOW
KYOW

You find out what you need after you shrink to the height of the princess’ daintiest finger. She offers her hands to carry all of you, but won’t object if you’d rather walk and leap into the tiny pipe.

Before you jump in the pipe, Wendy warns Gong-Ju, "If you see a cockroach, don’t throw your pitchfork at it. Anything you let go of will grow back immediately."

This is also true if you remove something from your backpack and let go of it, kick off your shoe, spit out chewing gum—which you’d have to put into your mouth without letting go of it. You get the idea…

So after giving everyone chipmunky-voiced goodbyes, into the pipe you go!

KYOW
KYOW
KYOW

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 17, 2025 6:00 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

As you start to see a light at the end of the tunnel, you hear the sound of half a dozen girls screaming!

"Well… shit!"

Samus draws her gun from her thigh holster. You all bolt into action—and as you do, Samus’ body starts to glow—

—more screams from up ahead, and words that sound Chinese or maybe magical!

Water rushes into the pipe!! Gong-Ju’s trident activates its Bubble magic, keeping you all dry—and more importantly—able to survive the water pressure, able to breathe!

The three of you, dear B☢️MBSHELLS, are tossed about in the bubble, bouncing off of the bubble wall and off of Gong-Ju’s solid abs!

The water drains away. No Samus. No screams. Just a wet, schlap, schlap, schlap, like a fish slapping a tin cup.

☢️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 17, 2025 6:00 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

🪙
✨
💫
✨
💫
🌟

Rolls

🪙 - (1d2)

(1) = 1

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 17, 2025 6:30 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

[ +- ] 🔔 Small World

•@Eltesla,@Dmbrainiac,@Redcroc
🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭 ZOMBIE MICE
____________________________________

Suddenly claws lash out at you! Squeaky voices from beyond the grave cry out!

OOC:

Dear B☢️MBSHELLS defend yourselves from claws lashing out from the dark!

As your eyes adjust to the darkness of the warp pipe’s metallic interior, you realize that the malodorous creatures towering over your shrunken forms are mice! Not the laughing mouse in bright red shorts you were hoping to see, but regular mice which are more than twice your height when standing on their hind legs…

…and they’re not exactly regular, come to think of it. Are they even alive?

MINI vs. MOUSE

FIGHT!!

OOC:

Dear B☢️MBSHELLS,

You’re too tiny to step on the mice like a normal person could. You can’t grow back at will, and even if you could, this tiny pipe interior is the worst place to do that.

Which reminds you of the Princess’ warning… if you drop any of your belongings, they’ll grow. In here, that would stuff the pipe. While that might keep you safe, it won’t help the screaming girls you heard up ahead.

So after defending yourselves, take an action! Those mice are blocking the path to your Dysneo World vacation!

Casey Mulbruk

Redcroc

Apr 18, 2025 4:55 am

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

"You're a lifesaver, Gong-Ju!" Casey says as the bubble surrounds them. She closes her eyes tightly as they are jostled and bounced violently around by the water in the pipe. Ooof. Who brought rocks?? she thinks to herself as her head bonks against the mermaid princess' abs.

As things settle down, she lets out a quiet "Samus?" into the dark before the zombie mice rush them!

Casey tries to jump out of the way of a swipe by filthy claws from a zombie mouse. "Holy marmot, that's a big rodent!" she says in surprise. "Oh right, that's 'cause of the shrink shrooms. You ain't a hallucination, are ya?" she adds as she lunges forward with a kick right between its beady eyes.

Rolls

Dodge 💃🏼 - 🕹️ - (2d2)

(11) = 2

Melee💃🏼 - ㊙️ - (3d2)

(211) = 4

Murasaki

Eltesla

Apr 18, 2025 8:31 am

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

"These mice... I sense no life from them, and yet they move! Be on your guard!"

As one of the zombie mice goes for Casey, Murasaki rushes in and deflects its claw swipe with a well-timed kick. She reacts just in time to flip over the other mouse when it goes for a brutal bite.

Last edited April 18, 2025 8:38 am

Rolls

🧘🏻‍♀️ - 🕹️DEF - (3d2)

(122) = 5

🧘🏻‍♀️ - ㊙️Defend-a-friend - (3d2)

(211) = 4

Casey Mulbruk

Redcroc

Apr 18, 2025 1:23 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

"Nice moves, Miss Murasaki!" Casey says in appreciation of the deflected blow and ensuing acrobatic flip.

Gong-Ju

Dmbrainiac

Apr 18, 2025 1:27 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

"I hate meeses to pieces!" Gong-ju exclaims as she blocks with her trident and strikes back!

Rolls

Gong-Ju: 🧜🏻‍♀️ - ㊙️ Block - (3d2)

(211) = 4

Gong-Ju: 🧜🏻‍♀️ - ㊙️ Attack - (3d2)

(111) = 3

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 18, 2025 2:00 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

[ +- ] 🔔 Small World

•@Eltesla,@Dmbrainiac,@Redcroc
🐭🐭🐭🐭☠️ ZOMBIE MICE
____________________________________

You’re all too flustered to fight the surprise guests effectively, but thanks to teamwork, you fend off the initial attack unscathed!

Casey’s kick punctures her assailant’s forehead. The dead flesh is impaled on her heeled shoe, so when the retracts her leg and the undead rodent staggers back, the flesh is torn off its face! One eye dangles from the exposed skull.

Disoriented, it flails aimlessly and gets in the way of two other zombie mice.

The other two attack again. The fat one tries to bite Murasaki. The wolfish one tries to grab Gong-Ju’s trident as the stab whiff’s past!

OOC:

Murasaki, defend yourself!

Gong-Ju, defend your trident!
• 🕹️YANK YOUR WEAPON OUTTA REACH! but on a 💥HIT, you get clawed.
• ㊙️PLAY TUG O’ WAR! so you won’t get hurt, but a 💥HIT means the mouse is preventing you from attacking with ㊙️. (You can still use ☢️ to throw him or use Trident Magic.)
• Either way, the mouse yanks the trident from your hands on a 💢MISS!

Casey, you’re not being attacked, so feel free to Button Mash two attacks of your own!

Gong-Ju

Dmbrainiac

Apr 18, 2025 3:02 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Gong-ju hangs onto her trident, trying to use it as a lever to yeet the mouse away!

Last edited April 18, 2025 3:03 pm

Rolls

Gong-Ju: 🧜🏻‍♀️ - ㊙️ Tug - (3d2)

(211) = 4

Gong-Ju: 🧜🏻‍♀️ - ☢️ Throw - (2d2)

(21) = 3

Murasaki

Eltesla

Apr 18, 2025 4:00 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

With graceful footwork, Murasaki evades the fat one's bite and strikes back with an uppercut that nearly knocks its jaw off.

Last edited April 18, 2025 4:04 pm

Rolls

🧘🏻‍♀️ - 🕹️ - (3d2)

(121) = 4

🧘🏻‍♀️ - ㊙️ - (3d2)

(121) = 4

Casey Mulbruk

Redcroc

Apr 18, 2025 7:22 pm

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

Casey uses her whiplash attack, the end of the whip flying out at blinding speed toward the undead mice.

Then, she wraps the whip around the leg of a mouse and flings it into several others nearby, bowling them over.

Last edited April 18, 2025 7:23 pm

Rolls

💃🏼 - ㊙️ - (3d2)

(211) = 4

💃🏼 - ☢️ - (2d2)

(22) = 4

㊙️

Legendary_Sidekick

Apr 19, 2025 2:52 am

Stage 3 - Fem Slashers

[ +- ] 🔔 Small World

•@Eltesla,@Dmbrainiac,@Redcroc
🐭🧠🫀❌❌ ZOMBIE MICE
____________________________________

Gong-Ju tugs on the shaft of her trident! The larger, mightier mouse (who might be a were-rat) pulls even harder—and impales himself! The mermaid flings him off, except for the impaled heart!

OOC:

Gong-Ju, your first action needs to be ☢️THROW THE HEART or ☢️USE TRIDENT MAGIC to prevent the heart from exploding while it’s still on your trident!
• If you choose ☢️THROW and 💢MISS, you need to 🕹️DIVE FOR COVER as your second action.

Murasaki’s uppercut hits the lower jaw so hard, the zombie-mouse’s teeth scatter on impact and its upper skull flies off, exposing the brain! The mouse retaliates with a headbutt!

OOC:

Murasaki,
This attack must be 🕹️DODGED because it’s too gross to block!

Casey’s whiplash attack throws one mouse into two others! The three mice end up in a heap, with limbs somehow penetrating squishy, rotted torsos. Two of the zombies writhe lethargically. One gets up and scratches its ass. The tail falls off. The zombie mouse picks it up and tries to whip Casey with it!

OOC:

Casey, you can ㊙️BLOCK or 🕹️DODGE as usual… or show this Zombie up in a 🕹️WHIP-DUEL!
• If you choose the 🕹️WHIP DUEL and 💢MISS, the whip will get knocked from your hand! But a 💥HIT or 💥💥COMBO will allow you to incorporate a cool stunt into your second action! (Basically, a damage bonus.)

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