"She turned me into a bear! Then she called down a swarm of zombie virus-infested meteorites which killed me and my entire family. I reanimated as a zombie and wandered into a suburban house looking for brains. Then some do-gooder came in and blew my brains out!"
Lol, he threw it and t actually impaled a zombie through the chest and got lodged there. So now there is a zombie walking around with a gnome sticking out of it.
I added [+]Smart Scavenger, [-]Always called a repairman.
The thought being that I've been getting better at searching for useful stuff but now am faced with the reality that I don't know shit about car engines, electrical systems, plumbing.