OOC:
I thought I’d set Natasha up as to where she is and what shape she’s in.
It was just after noon on a Sunday when Natasha woke up, the sun had just begun to peek in through her windows and was shiningin her eyes. Laying face down on her bed in her favourite cream colored silk pyjamas she could feel each and every heartbeat as the blood slowly forced its way through her brain, her breasts ached from sleeping on them, her mouth tasted particularly foul and her right side of her abdomen burned like fire.
There had been a party the night before, or perhaps it had been two nights ago, at the home of a Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Sanderson, Sanderingham, something Sandy, Natasha had always been terrible with names. There had been music and dancing, costumes and jewelry, champagne and caviar.. Natasha sat up slowly holding her aching head, perhaps a bit to much champagne then again it might have been the whiskey. Everything felt askew, her hair, her brains, her pyjamas and her breasts.
"Iris," she rasped struggling to her feet, "Iris, little help."
As she made her way towards her bathroom she tugged on the front of her pyjama top trying to straighten it out. Pain lanced through her right side and she was forced to grab the edge of her bureau to keep from collapsing.
The door to the hall swung open and an irritated looking Iris Adler walked in carrying a polished silver tray with biscuits, a white bone china cup and saucer set emblazoned with the blue willow pattern and a miniature silver samovar filled with coffee. The look of irritation was replaced with one of concerned when she glanced over at Natasha.
"Dear god. Don’t you look a fright, are you alright my dear?" Iris spoke in a slow, deliberate cadence and a refined British accent that made Natasha weak in the knees.
She had wavey copper colored hair that she kept pulled to one side and pinned back behind her ears, her blue eyes sparkled with an inner light and a thin band of freckles ran across the bridge of her nose. She was 23 now but at 16 Iris had spent 11 months working as a nurse in Amiens during the Great War.
Natasha ran a hand down her side, to where the congealed ichor from her bayonet wound had soaked through her pajamas. "I does not feel so good." She spoke with a particularly thick Russian accent that worried Iris, Natasha was usually pretty good about hiding her accent.
She gestured towards the bed, "Is Fred, Frank, Felix, Francis?" Iris shook her head at every guess.
"Francisco," Iris said bitterly putting the tray down on the dresser, "and no, Mr. Butler and I took out the trash yesterday."
Iris knelt down next to her and slowly lifted the top of Natasha’s pyjamas up until she reached the point where it was attached to her abdomen. "Oh dear," she said quietly, "you’ve made a right mess of it this time. We’ll need to get you out of those pyjamas and clean this up."
A thin smirk crossed Natasha’s face, "Already you are wanting me undresses."
Iris held up a hand just as Natasha bent over to kiss the top of her head, "Stop! Right there just, stop. One: the word is undressed not undresses, two: I’m rather cross with you at this particular juncture and am not in a mood to be trifled with, three: we need to treat this before it goes septic again and four: I’m sorry but you smell like the north end of a south bound Clydesdale right now, I mean you’re really quite revoltingly pungent."
Natasha smiled weakly, "And you are always smelling so good." Her head swam for a moment as she straightened back up, darkness pushed in from the corners of her vision, "I thinks I am going to be fainting now." Her legs fell out from underneath her as she collapsed on the floor.
"Mr. Butler!" Iris’s voice called through the darkness, "Mr Butler!"