He quickly pointed at Myk and Nik.
"Hey! I see the jokes rattling around in your head, y'all just keep 'em to yourself, alright."
A smile grew on his face when 'Nadya', playfulness in her voice, asked if she was cute.
"She was a dream," he sighed,
"as fantastic a fox as you can find on this Earth. Red hair, shining green eyes, amazing body."
The smile turned into a smirk.
"It's not for nothing that 'Kyonyuu Kitsune' is the one Japanese phrase I understand by heart, and I highly suggest keeping safe search on when looking that up," he chuckled, taking a sip from the soda can he had, before leaning forward with a breath.
"She's also a very vulpine mercenary fireteam leader," he said, more serious,
"with the type of cunning that can catch you off guard if you aren't careful."
A slight nod of the head towards Nadya,
"Might not be able to quote everything Sun Tzu said, but I'll be damned if she wouldn't keep that old fogey on his toes if she had half the mind.
"First met over in Afghanistan, before my 'defining moment'. The PMC she was working for was escorting the family of some VIP or other, I forget who, and happened to be chased through our AO. We picked the fleas off her crew, gave our good lucks, parted ways. Ran across her again later during down time.
"She introduced herself as 'Fiona Reynard', but I'm not 100% convinced that wasn't an alias of some sort, though mostly that's from how hard she worked not to talk about her life before her job. Was pretty moot, anyways, since most people just called her 'Blazer'. Like 'little red blazer', y'know?
"Got to talking, got to drinking, she got to seducing me, I got to let her," another smile, more subdued,
"I apparently I was really good at that, because she kept coming back for repeat performances."
He raised the can,
"Then, after my 'long night', found a real vixen of a Valkyrie standing over me as I lay healing, at which point..."
A smile, and a gulp of soda.
"Got a good taste of Valhalla, I tell you what."
He shook his head as he put the can down.
"Unfortunately, that was one of the casualties of my other 'defining moment'. Wish it was just a case of never seeing each other again, but... we parted on less than stellar footing. And I haven't heard from her again"
A shrug with a grimacing smile.
"Until recently. A bit before we started this grand adventure, and old army buddy," 'Sheridan' lifted an eyebrow at Mickey as he said 'army buddy',
"Gave me a heads up that she might be coming to Miami. Which isn't a big deal, just keep my head down, avoid all busty redheads. 'Cept the heads up was that she might be looking for me personally, and she might have been using shenaniganry to do so. Nothing concrete to prove that, but he still suggested I keep my head on a swivel just in case.
"Now I know, 'why didn't I bring this up before?' Like I said, it was a tip from a friend with thin evidence, and..." a wave of the hand at the safehouse,
"Conditions would make her finding me even trickier than normal. Odds were, we'd probably just have a 'oh crap, it's my ex' situation to sneak away from. But..."
He leaned forward again, resting his chin on his clenched hands.
"If we all insist on keeping going with this, probably best to bring forth any potential complications. Not to mention," a smile,
"ya think 'my ex-girlfriend might be up to something suspicious' is good enough reason to seek legal council?"
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