Out of Character Chatter

I work!

Just... you know... not the WHOLE day. Gotta get my RPG breaks. ;)

I work at a Help Desk. I have time between calls to make posts :-)

I work! Really, I do!

I'm just jealous is all. :-)

Yeah sorry for the sporadic posting. I'm up to my neck in rush cake orders! :-P

Where the fuck are you irvanovich? Just saying.

He posts 8a-4p Central time per his other thread.

Patience, padawan. Patience. I'll post when I get to the office and don't have a midget trying to steal my laptop or mouse.

Oh, he knows. He just likes to give me grief. :D

Wait we're allowed to give you grief now? I didn't get the memo!

You can always give me grief...it fuels my hate fire and makes my monsters stronger. ;)

Man....now I want cake...

Yeah he posts 8-4 because thats when we are at work. As long as i don't have him in the field doing actual work. But a good ribbing is in order from time to time, especially considering i cant get a roll high enough to actually hit a bad guy the only fun i am gonna have this game is ribbing the gm.

What kind of AC do these guys have? lol

We missed with an 18 and a 20? I'm actually concerned now!

Man, I guess our GM REALLY doesn't want us splitting the party.

"THEY SPLIT THE PARTY ALREADY?! FINE. +10 AC TO THESE SILLY KOBOLDS."

All hail the mighty color coded Kobolds.

Seriously though, these things and the name being return of the dragon queen just put the most ridiculous image in my head. We should call this The Dragon Wears Prada. She calls herself a queen, she color coordinates her minions, etc. I bet when we actually see her she has french manicures on her claws.

More like Tiara-mat, amirite?

BWAHAHAHA

Funny story: I wrote this to troll my old DM and table, who had a player that died to a regular old kobold because of poor life choices. I gave each color of kobold a different class, levelled them up, and let them out to play.

For everyone's OOC information, these are 2 Level 3 Kobold Anti-Paladins. They have shineys for you.

If my persistent rules-lawyering gets annoying, please let me know :)

It's helpful, and keeps me honest. It's been a minute since I've run a game, so I'm refreshing my memory/making it up as I go ;)