Out of Character Chatter

STEALTH!

We haz it

I am wounded! lol

Just remember to watch for the dustpan ;)

...I'm sorely tempted to have one of these skeletons use a broom and dustpan as weapon and shield now. Just to be that dick. :P

I'm gonna have to throw that into my home campaign. The look on the player's faces would be priceless :D

Oh man, that would be beautiful...

The way these dice hate on everyone, though, I'm seeing that end very poorly for any character I would play.

"Oooo, the Skeleton just rolled a critical hit with his broom...and for max damage. Your body is dust free as it falls to the ground.

Who needs Prestidigitation when you have an undead butler!

The day someone in heavy armor gets taken out with a broom is the day i call shenanigans. just saying.

Happened in my 5e game yesterday lol

At least the unarmored monk vanquished the broom with her bare hands, so all was well.

The monk seems to be the badass so far, doesn't she?

I still think I'm about to burn that house to the ground...paladin powers be damned.

FYI in case I haven't mentioned, I am on vacation this week but should still be able to check in once a day.

How in the blue monkey f### do you manage to get these rolls all the time moof?

I don't know, but in another game someone cast "hold person" on me and I rolled 6 and under for 5 rounds in a row, until the GM took pity on me and released the spell...

I rolled two twenties on the skeleton's turns just now...and then a bunch of garbage to go with them.

Facebook tells me that today marks the 4th anniversary of this adventure's initial run. Gotta think up something special for you.

Ooh I hope we find a room full of balloons and cake!

How high is the ceiling in this chamber that we're in?