OOC Talk

Guys I think flug has become his character...i dont know what to do.

I knew we couldn't trust the drow! She's been spying on us this whole time

Quick, to the batmobile!

Oh, and Janko is a bard. I'll have to look at my spells but I dont think I need a focus to cast friendship or whatever. I can convince a fool to let me out to shit or something and then we jump them.

I have to admit it, I am really getting into this arrogant bitch role!

Baktrax, can I check what you would like us to roll if we want to deceive the guards? Deception? Performance? And do we get advantage because someone is helping?

We are just entertaining ourselves at this point. xD

Lol, I'm loving it.

Deception check to deceive the guards.

Deception check added to my previous IC post.

Hope I used Vicious Mockery correctly and hopefully I dont get myself killed. lol

Wow, these Perception checks are crap! Ardulaer may be whoring herself for nothing!

Haha, like 4 flop rolls in a row. Might as well get comfy in here.

Yeah, whole campaign is gonna be played out of this cell. Good times guys, good times.

Wow, I just rolled a nat 1 in two games, one right after the other. I might need to take a break from posting until my luck turns!

Okay Baktrax, I see your nat 20 insight roll and raise you a nat 20 performance.

:-)

Damn thought I had a decent roll for a change.

How far away from the bars are the guards and how far away from each other are they?

One guard is right next to the bars (the guard that was talking to Ardulaer). The other guard is about 5ft behind him (the guard who shot Janko).

Mental note, do not do unarmed attacks on foes bigger than you.

I think we are destined to die in this cage.

At some point they need to bring us food. Don't they? We're not supposed to eat the walking mushroom, are we?

Don't remember his name, but in my mind he's mushroom Stu.