OOC&D

100%

Seconded.

Translation of Arphaxad's dwarven battlecry:

From Mahal to the earth!
From earth to us!
Let's kill these people!
And take what they own!

holy. hell.
taz's dice are cuuuuursed so far this game.

Welcome to the Low Rollers Club XD

We meet on Thursday to drown both our sorrows and our dice…

I think auras is probably going to be carring you all through this.

Three Cheers for Auras for continuing to save our asses one after the other! Auras beloved of the dice gods! ^^

20%??? Jebus.

I can see either a fight or this dissolving into the Monty Python "Haggle with me" sketch from Life of Brian.

Eh if my plan is approved and the dice won't fudge me, hopefully we'll get out of this soon... *scaled fingers crossed*

They're very eager taxmen 😉

I could try to be more convincing that fighting us is not a fight it will be them instigating their own mugging.

two d20's rolled and both come up on single digits...wow...what have I done to offend the dice gods?

Welp I say diplomacy has failed I'm gonna fry the ork hopefully

Taz could try casting Sleep on them, maybe? It's a 20' radius so it's *possible* it'd hit them all, but if it fails it'll likely initiate combat for sure. I don't expect it to go perfectly, considering how angry the dice gods seem at the moment, but it might take out one or two of them.

If they take my offer I think we can avoid combat hopefully.

You could put your hand out and ask the orc for 15g as agreed upon... Oh I thought you were going to pay us not to kill you.

Lights a massive fire and casts all of her dice in them and laughs manically as they burn.

New version of the portrait thingie has come out I might try to make some of your pics. I might play COD zombies too.

First time?

Also, we should really stop now on trying to intimidate the bandits...the dice gods don't allow it ^^