Day 1

Goblin squint at you, pause, smile and say "My friend has no morningstar, just a massage tool. Who want to receive treatment?" he start laughing aloud.
Can't stop laughing, he points his fork with a sausage at you and as his hand shaking from laughter he continues "free of charge for a human"

It takes about half a minute for him to stop laughing at his own stupid joke.
Meanwhile all of you notice that goblin don't have any weapons visible on him and there is a bow at the wall behind him. But the food on the table is extremely unusual for a goblin - only high quality dishes.
Thorem notice a blood sausage among them - his favourite but a rare dish. Your mouth is watering as you try to remember when you have last tasted it.

When he calms down, goblin continue You could, of course sit at the table with your weapons ready. If you want to prove humans are the uncivilised ones. Goblin puts down the fork and point the finger and Anguis Only goblin can follow some kind of Etiquette, huh ?!

Goblin suddenly becomes serious and "That's an interesting proposition. We could discuss that at the table unless you - dwarf are afraid to sit at one table with a goblin".

You notice goblin is finger-pointing Thorem as he speak. That's certainly a goblin "Etiquette" you think

Goblin smiles at Bellow: so show me how you eat with your weapons and he fingerpoints at your weapons
You see variety of food, but among ... can it be true? Your favourite - apple stuffed pheasant.

I recommend these cookies says goblin and eat one. You could see that cookie is made of ... beetles.

Goblin then turn to rest two of you and invite you to join the party. He explains to Thorem: I have a master who takes care of me. And he happened to want to take care of you! he fingerpoints at Anguis and you he fingerpoints at Thorem

Thorem, sausage are amazing - just like home. Goblin looks at you and asks in the same manner as before: "Do You like these? I have never understood why should one put blood into a sausage"
Goblin looks at Anguis and suddenly change theme "So you met rusty, didn't you. And killed since I see no rust on your armour, right?"
And you - he looks at Bellow and his ugly finger shows at your chest - You need no armor, that's my type!

Meanwhile Anguis can't find evidence of any other creatures around, but discover that some of the meet plates have Asmodeus symbols on it, though well hidden beneath meatReally amazing cookies say goblin finishing his beetle cookie. You know, that is strange. but he makes a pause before elaborate.

Goblin respond to Anguis Rusty - friend?! laughs log. But when Anguis finish his arrogant speech goblin becomes angry Who is talking about lack of manners?! A HARMLESS goblin invites 3 deadly humans to share his meal for FREE and only ask to leave weapons away from the table. They totally ignore request. his ayes blink several times and he continue if a different tongue So how do you like the food? Wine or ale anyone? blinks again they do not thank for invitation and food blink there is a brandy in the smaller bottle blinking and want to get information from me for free! Bellow - when you glance at Bugbear he glance at you too and seems tense. He is obviously watching you all carefully. But he has not moved an inch.