📰 A Friend in Need
I'll give you the initiative.
Sleep
Casting Time:
1 action
Range/Area:
90ft./20ft.
Components:
V, S, M(a pinch of fine sand, rose petals, or a cricket)
Duration:
1 minute
This spell sends creatures into a magical slumber. Roll 5d8; the total is how many hit points of creatures this spell can affect. Creatures within 20 feet of a point you choose within range are affected in ascending order of their current hit points (ignoring unconscious creatures).
Starting with the creature that has the lowest current hit points, each creature affected by this spell falls unconscious until the spell ends, the sleeper takes damage, or someone uses an action to shake or slap the sleeper awake. Subtract each creature’s hit points from the total before moving on to the creature with the next lowest hit points. A creature’s hit points must be equal to or less than the remaining total for that creature to be affected.
Undead and creatures immune to being charmed aren’t affected by this spell.
Rolls
Sleep - (5d8)
(17262) = 18
Bonus: None
Movement: Action
Move + bonus action cunning dash + action dash to T18 (holding back a bit for safety's sake until Vinnie is there)
ǟȶȶǟƈӄ ȶɦɛ ʄɨʀɮօʟɢ
The tentacle-faced monster rises from its throne and calmly walks towards the double doors in the west, pausing only to place the four-legged brain on the floor. As it approaches Jodelle, she hears an alien voice echoing in her skull.
ǟȶȶǟƈӄ ȶɦɛ ʄɨʀɮօʟɢ
It's as if the words short-circuit Jodelle's mind and will, and she is overcome with a new imperative - Attack Patience.
Patience feels her nerve endings twang as though sharply plucked by that horrid brain-thing on the floor as it attempts to snap her mind.
Anyone can act.
Rolls
Jodelle: Wis - Save DC15 - (1d20+1)
(8) + 1 = 9
Devour Intellect - Patience: Int - Save DC12 - (1d20+0)
(19) = 19
So Jodelle stepped back and shouted at patience "Hey! You are ugly youself!" before swinging her short sword at him.
Rolls
Jodelle: Short Sword (MH) - Attack - (1d20+5)
(18) + 5 = 23
Jodelle: Short Sword (MH) - Damage - (1d6+3)
(3) + 3 = 6
If the command does not stop after the first attack, normally, Jodelle would attack with bonus action off hand as there is no cunning action to take atm. I leave the call to @Adam
Rolls
Jodelle: Short Sword (OH) - Attack - (1d20+5)
(13) + 5 = 18
Jodelle: Short Sword (OH) - Damage - (1d6)
(1) = 1
Action: Lance
Bonus: none
Rolls
Vincent Paperwood: Lance - Attack - (1d20+4)
(4) + 4 = 8
Vincent Paperwood: Lance - Damage - (1d12+2)
(12) + 2 = 14
Vincent Paperwood: Lance - Attack - (1d20+4)
(3) + 4 = 7
Shoot the brain at U17 with the crossbow
Bonus Action: Bardic Inspiration on Jodelle (2nd use so Fynn has one left)
Rolls
Fynnhorn: Light Crossbow - Attack - (1d20+4)
(7) + 4 = 11
Fynnhorn: Light Crossbow - Damage - (1d8+2)
(3) + 2 = 5
Patience looks at Jodelle with kind eyes, but dodges under her flailing arms to distance himself from her. He was patient, but he wasn't stupid
Brain
6 points of damage on Patience from Jodelle.
Jodelle and Vinnie have bardic inspiration.
Your actions. The brain has AC12
Renaer rouses his drinking buddy and helps him crawl from the fray - leaving you with an angry brain on legs and a sleeping half-orc.
Rolls
Vincent Paperwood: Int - Save DC12 - (1d20+1)
(12) + 1 = 13
She recalled clubbing with Patience for a few nights to write a good article.
"I... dunno what happened there... a voice was clouding my brain... it's gone now... I think... I am so terribly sorry, Patience. I don't think you're ugly. It must have been this squidman thing or his braindog. Let's go give some payback!"
And with that she flourishes both her short swords in an attempt to stab straight into the brain. Not Patience's... but the braindogbrain.
Action: MH attack
Bonus action: OH attack
Will apply Sneak Attack on the first attack that hits as the I.D. is engaged by Vincent and Patience too
Rolls
Jodelle: Short Sword (MH) - Attack - (1d20+5)
(15) + 5 = 20
Jodelle: Short Sword (MH) - Damage - (1d6+3)
(3) + 3 = 6
Jodelle: Short Sword (OH) - Attack - (1d20+5)
(13) + 5 = 18
Jodelle: Short Sword (OH) - Damage - (1d6)
(1) = 1
Jodelle: Sneak Attack - (1d6)
(5) = 5
Bonus: none
Movement: S17
Rolls
Vincent Paperwood: Lance - Attack - (1d20+4)
(16) + 4 = 20
Vincent Paperwood: Lance - Damage - (1d12+2)
(12) + 2 = 14
Brain kebab
Floon groggily gets to his feet, groaning and yelping as he clutches his broken ribs. Fortunately, the Xanathar half-orc torturer sleeps through the commotion.
Renaer points back the way you came, with a questioning cock of his head. The noble came here to rescue his friend, and our heroes have delivered.