Aug 7, 2016 4:14 pm
Great another ugly creature. grabbing my beard, whispering an incantation while pointing at Klarg. Hopefully this is funny.
OOC:
casting Tasha's Hideous Laughter on klarg.Road to Phandelver
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Aug 7, 2016 4:43 pm
Raising his weapon into the air in preparation for his next attack the big bugbear's eyes suddenly widen. He looks at Sildar and starts to chuckle. "Humans are soooo funny looking!!" he yells lowering his arms to his side while leaning forward at the waist, looking Sildar eye to eye. Lowering his voice he whispers between chuckles, "You know what's really funny looking though? Goblins!", he turns on his heels and motions to his puzzled companions. "My minions are just the ugliest little creatures I've ever seen!!!" he yells before starting to laugh uncontrollably.
He drops his morning star and falls to the ground, rolling onto his back, laughing and yelling about what ugly, stupid creatures goblins are.
Undeterred by their leader's behavior the goblins continue their assault with the one closest to Sildar yelling, "What you do to Klarg, Human" before slashing the soldier in the side with his scimitar. Screaming in pain Sildar slumps to the ground unconscious.
The pain of acid still stinging their skin the two recipients of Kai's attack turn towards the rogue and charge in. Their scimitar's still wet with Puck's blood they work in unison against their attacker and one of them manages to land a solid blow, slashing Kai across the chest. [8HP to Kai]
Luka, Kai, and Colten are up
Round 2:
Group: Goblins
Group: Luka, Kai, Colten
Group: Klarg, Ripper
Group: Delg, Sildar
Ripper is engaged with Colten
Goblin #1 and Goblin #2 are engaged with Kai
Goblin #3 is engaged with Sildar
Klarg is prone, lying next to Sildar (advantage to attacks)
Please specify your target when attacking.
He drops his morning star and falls to the ground, rolling onto his back, laughing and yelling about what ugly, stupid creatures goblins are.
Undeterred by their leader's behavior the goblins continue their assault with the one closest to Sildar yelling, "What you do to Klarg, Human" before slashing the soldier in the side with his scimitar. Screaming in pain Sildar slumps to the ground unconscious.
The pain of acid still stinging their skin the two recipients of Kai's attack turn towards the rogue and charge in. Their scimitar's still wet with Puck's blood they work in unison against their attacker and one of them manages to land a solid blow, slashing Kai across the chest. [8HP to Kai]
Luka, Kai, and Colten are up
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Sildar is down!Round 2:
Group: Goblins
Group: Luka, Kai, Colten
Group: Klarg, Ripper
Group: Delg, Sildar
Ripper is engaged with Colten
Goblin #1 and Goblin #2 are engaged with Kai
Goblin #3 is engaged with Sildar
Klarg is prone, lying next to Sildar (advantage to attacks)
Please specify your target when attacking.
Rolls
Klarg Wisdom Saving Throw - (1d20)
(8) = 8
Goblin #3 Attack on Sildar / Damage - (1d20+4, 1d6+2)
1d20+4 : (19) + 4 = 23
1d6+2 : (5) + 2 = 7
Goblin #1 Attack on Kai / Damage - (1d20+4, 1d6+2)
1d20+4 : (12) + 4 = 16
1d6+2 : (6) + 2 = 8
Goblin #2 Attack on Kai / Damage - (1d20+4, 1d6+2)
1d20+4 : (8) + 4 = 12
1d6+2 : (3) + 2 = 5
Aug 7, 2016 5:30 pm
Kai takes the hit and it stagers him but flowing with the blow he comes back around with his short sword
Rolls
atk - (1d20+5)
(4) + 5 = 9
damage - (1d20+2)
(11) + 2 = 13
damage - (1d6+2)
(6) + 2 = 8
Aug 7, 2016 5:41 pm
Colten, enraged by his own inept reponse, angrily attacked Ripper, letting his frustration show. "Die you flea-bitten mutt!"
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Rolls
Rapier jab at Ripper - (1d20+5)
(16) + 5 = 21
Jab damage - (1d8+5)
(6) + 5 = 11
Aug 7, 2016 6:38 pm
Despite the rapid and fluid counter attack, the goblin is able to jump back just enough to avoid the tip of Kia's sword. "Burn my skin, me kill you!" he yells readying his next attack.
A loud yelp echoes throughout the cavern as Colten's blade penetrates through the front of the Ripper's chest, skewering the animal length wise. Ripper pants, taking his last breaths as Colten extracts his rapier.
A loud yelp echoes throughout the cavern as Colten's blade penetrates through the front of the Ripper's chest, skewering the animal length wise. Ripper pants, taking his last breaths as Colten extracts his rapier.
Aug 7, 2016 6:53 pm
Seeing that the wolf will no longer interrupt his duel, Colten moves to the laughing bugbear's side.
"Get up." He said with a flat tone."Get up and fight, or I'll skewer you to the ground."
"Get up." He said with a flat tone."Get up and fight, or I'll skewer you to the ground."
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Aug 8, 2016 12:25 am
Sildar! This is bad! Luka takes a shot at Goblin 3
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Its bad! It's so so so bad!Last edited August 8, 2016 12:26 am
Rolls
Crossbow - (1d20+4)
(1) + 4 = 5
Crossbow Damage - (1d8+2)
(3) + 2 = 5
Aug 8, 2016 1:20 am
Klarg stops laughing as the nobleman stands above him threatening the bugbear with his rapier. He lifts his head from the ground and props himself up on his elbows. "SKEWER!!!" he yells as he once again breaks into uncontrollable laughter, rolling back and forth on the ground, "Skewer, skewer, skewer!"
The goblin closest to Klarg puts his hand on his hips as he watches the spectacle unfold. Unfortunately for the little creature he doesn't hear the gasp from Sildar who has regained consciousness. Struggling to get to his feet, the old man manages to raise his sword above his head only to bring it down hard into the ground, not even close to his intended target.
Delg is up, then the goblins.
Round 2:
Group: Goblins
Group: Luka, Kai, Colten
Group: Klarg
Group: Delg, Sildar
Goblin #1 and Goblin #2 are engaged with Kai
Goblin #3 is standing above Sildar
Klarg is prone, lying next to Sildar (advantage to attacks)
Please specify your target when attacking.
The goblin closest to Klarg puts his hand on his hips as he watches the spectacle unfold. Unfortunately for the little creature he doesn't hear the gasp from Sildar who has regained consciousness. Struggling to get to his feet, the old man manages to raise his sword above his head only to bring it down hard into the ground, not even close to his intended target.
Delg is up, then the goblins.
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The 20 on the death roll revives Sildar (he now has 1HP).Round 2:
Group: Goblins
Group: Luka, Kai, Colten
Group: Klarg
Group: Delg, Sildar
Goblin #1 and Goblin #2 are engaged with Kai
Goblin #3 is standing above Sildar
Klarg is prone, lying next to Sildar (advantage to attacks)
Please specify your target when attacking.
Rolls
Klarg Wisdom Saving Throw - (1d20)
(11) = 11
Sildar Death Check - (1d20)
(20) = 20
Sildar Attack on Goblin / Damage - (1d20+3, 1d8+1)
1d20+3 : (1) + 3 = 4
1d8+1 : (4) + 1 = 5
Aug 8, 2016 1:48 am
Well big guy is taken care of for now. I point my finger to the goblin next to Sildar, burn.
Rolls
Attack Firebolt - (1d20+4)
(14) + 4 = 18
Danage - (1d10)
(6) = 6
Aug 8, 2016 2:02 am
The stunned goblin jumps as Sildar's sword smashes into the ground besides him. Quickly turning he reaches for his scimitar looking to finish the old man off once and for all only to get smashed in the back of the head with a bolt of fire. Without a sound the goblin launches forward and sprawls to the ground face first.
Still cursing at Kai as the acid continues to burn into their skin the last two goblins continue their attack, savagely cutting into the rogue as he drops unconscious to the ground.
Luka and Colten are up - going to need a death roll from Kai as well.
Group: Goblins
Group: Luka, Kai, Colten
Group: Klarg
Group: Delg, Sildar
Goblin #1 and Goblin #2 are standing over Kai
Klarg is prone, lying next to Sildar (advantage to attacks)
Please specify your target when attacking.
Still cursing at Kai as the acid continues to burn into their skin the last two goblins continue their attack, savagely cutting into the rogue as he drops unconscious to the ground.
Luka and Colten are up - going to need a death roll from Kai as well.
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Round 3:Group: Goblins
Group: Luka, Kai, Colten
Group: Klarg
Group: Delg, Sildar
Goblin #1 and Goblin #2 are standing over Kai
Klarg is prone, lying next to Sildar (advantage to attacks)
Please specify your target when attacking.
Rolls
Goblin #1 Attack on Kai - (1d20+4, 1d6+2)
1d20+4 : (10) + 4 = 14
1d6+2 : (5) + 2 = 7
Goblin #2 Attack on Kai - (1d20+4, 1d6+2)
1d20+4 : (19) + 4 = 23
1d6+2 : (2) + 2 = 4
Aug 8, 2016 2:28 am
"Very well, die laughing." Colten said with eyes narrowed. Inhaling deeply, the nobleman lanced forward with his sword in quick succession, quicker than anything he has done before. The glint of his rapier was a blur, too fast for the eye to follow.
That was weak :/
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Rapier stab, action surge rapier attack. Advantage on the first and MAYBE the second, depending on Klarg's save.That was weak :/
Last edited August 8, 2016 2:31 am
Rolls
Rapier Stab! - (1d20+5)
(20) + 5 = 25
Rapier Stab (with Adv due to prone) - (1d20+5)
(3) + 5 = 8
Rapier Stab Damage - (1d8+5)
(5) + 5 = 10
Rapier Stab AGAIN after action surge - (1d20+5)
(9) + 5 = 14
Rapier second attack with advantage - (1d20+5)
(10) + 5 = 15
Crit extra damage - (1d8)
(4) = 4
Second rapier stab damage, if hit. - (1d8+5)
(1) + 5 = 6
Aug 8, 2016 2:30 am
Even as Colten's blade stabs into Klarg the beast continues to laugh, rolling on the ground muttering incomprehensibly.
OOC:
Klarg is still prone and still under the effect of Delg's spellRolls
Wisdom Saving Throw (with advantage) - (1d20, 1d20)
1d20 : (3) = 3
1d20 : (4) = 4
Aug 8, 2016 2:41 am
Luka drops her crossbow, and arms her mace and shield. Trying to grab the goblins attention from Kai, she yells, OOOOIIIII! She then casts Sacred Flame on Goblin 1.
Rolls
Sacred Flame damage if it hits - (1d8)
(6) = 6
Aug 8, 2016 4:57 am
Kai felt the pain of the blow he felt his knees buckle and then he felt nothing
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Rolls
Death save - (1d20)
(7) = 7
Aug 8, 2016 9:50 pm
Targeting one of Kai's attackers, Luka calls down a sacred flame, enveloping the goblin with radiant light. Screeching in pain the little creature hits the ground and doesn't move. Witnessing the attack Klarg points towards the dead goblin and yells out, "SHINY!!" and continues to laugh uncontrollably, rolling about on the ground.
Delg is up.
Group: Goblins
Group: Luka, Kai [1F 0P], Colten
Group: Klarg
Group: Delg, Sildar
Goblin #2 is standing over Kai
Klarg is prone, lying next to Sildar (advantage to attacks)
Please specify your target when attacking.
Delg is up.
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Round 3:Group: Goblins
Group: Luka, Kai [1F 0P], Colten
Group: Klarg
Group: Delg, Sildar
Goblin #2 is standing over Kai
Klarg is prone, lying next to Sildar (advantage to attacks)
Please specify your target when attacking.
Rolls
Goblin #1 Dexterity Save - (1d20+2)
(10) + 2 = 12
Klarg Wisdom Saving Throw - (1d20)
(5) = 5
Aug 10, 2016 3:44 am
Ok well not sure the joke was that good but I'll take it. Aiming to the goblin standing over Kai I point my finder and release my spell.
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Ok didn't think that spell would last this long. talk about bang for your buck.Rolls
Attack Firebolt - (1d20+3)
(1) + 3 = 4
Damage - (1d10)
(8) = 8
Aug 10, 2016 10:46 pm
The bolt of fire flies wide of its target but does snap the last goblin into the reality of the situation. His boss, rolling on the floor laughing for some unknown reason, is out of the fight, all of his companions have been killed, and he's heavily outnumbered. Like a child having a tantrum the little creature throws his weapon and shield to the ground and starts stomping around in a circle. "Should never join Klarg! Bad leader!!"
Sildar, still standing by the bugbear that had ordered his kidnapping and that had stood and laughed as his goblin underlings had beat and tortured him, dismisses all sense of honor and raises his sword. With a loud yell he lifts the blade up over his head only to fall straight backward, landing on his ass. "Guess I'm in worse shape than I thought" he reluctantly admits.
"FUNNY HUMAN!!!" Klarg yells at the sight of Sildar falling backwards. "HE FALL DOWN!!!"
Luka, Kai (death throw), and Colten are up.
Round 4:
Group: Luka, Kai [1F 0P], Colten
Group: Klarg
Group: Delg, Sildar
Goblin #2 is standing over Kai
Klarg is prone, lying next to Sildar (advantage to attacks)
Please specify your target when attacking.
Sildar, still standing by the bugbear that had ordered his kidnapping and that had stood and laughed as his goblin underlings had beat and tortured him, dismisses all sense of honor and raises his sword. With a loud yell he lifts the blade up over his head only to fall straight backward, landing on his ass. "Guess I'm in worse shape than I thought" he reluctantly admits.
"FUNNY HUMAN!!!" Klarg yells at the sight of Sildar falling backwards. "HE FALL DOWN!!!"
Luka, Kai (death throw), and Colten are up.
OOC:
The last goblin has thrown down his gear and is muttering to himself as he stomps around in a circle. Klarg is laughing like an idiot while rolling around on the ground. Kai is unconscious.Round 4:
Group: Luka, Kai [1F 0P], Colten
Group: Klarg
Group: Delg, Sildar
Goblin #2 is standing over Kai
Klarg is prone, lying next to Sildar (advantage to attacks)
Please specify your target when attacking.
Rolls
Sildar Attack on Klarg(w/ adv) / Damage - (1d20+3, 1d20+3, 1d8+1)
1d20+3 : (8) + 3 = 11
1d20+3 : (3) + 3 = 6
1d8+1 : (1) + 1 = 2
Aug 10, 2016 10:54 pm
Luka rushes up to Goblin 2, and swings her mace.
OOC:
Also warding flare if attacked.Rolls
Mace - (1d20+3)
(7) + 3 = 10
Mace Damage - (1d6+1)
(5) + 1 = 6
Aug 10, 2016 11:19 pm
Colten holds his blade down-turned to deliver another blow at Klarg. If Puck lived, or if he was not bitten by a stupid wolf, he may be laughing as well. Unfortunately, the nobleman was in no mood for humor. Aiming the tip of his sword at the bugbear's chin, Colten plunges his blade down.
Last edited August 10, 2016 11:30 pm
Rolls
Rapier Stab - (1d20+5)
(6) + 5 = 11
Rapier Stab with Adv - (1d20+5)
(20) + 5 = 25
Grave Needle (Crit Damage!) - (2d8+5)
(88) + 5 = 21
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