[IC} Monkeys, violins, and violence

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Jun 10, 2022 9:42 pm
"Ah, oui, madame," responds the young painter, all his scoffing courage fleeting from his frame. He backs a step away and sketches an apologetic courtesy. "I do apologize, my speech was quite intemperate. I did not mean to ... to offend, I meant only a little jest ... I am so sorry, indeed!" He looks ready to cry, or flee, or both. Everyone knows that the Richelieus are ready with their blades!
Jun 10, 2022 10:07 pm
Well, glad that is the case Monsieur. It would not do for me to make my blade dirty even before my dejeuner... Jean heads back to the violin lady with the intention to now grab the violin from her. While she walks, she's looking at her colleagues to see if they'll back her up or not.
Jun 11, 2022 2:04 pm
Marcel approaches the old woman, "Desist, madame, the law is the law. We must seize your instrument for the training of monkeys. Surely you do not wish to add more serious charges to the day."
Jun 11, 2022 2:25 pm
"Bien sur, madame. It would not be in your best interests to resist!" If this was to be the most difficult of their seizures, lazy Pierre would be a happy man.

Pierre chuckles at Jean's comment. He'd rather there was no bloodshed before lunch as well.
Jun 11, 2022 2:31 pm
"Alors," exclaims the elderly player, "this is my sole livelihood and sustenance! Can you not have merci on a haggard wretch like me?"
Jun 11, 2022 2:43 pm
"You have our thanks, yes, madame. Merci beaucoup!" He proffers a courtly bow.
Jun 11, 2022 2:54 pm
Qralloq says:
"You have our thanks, yes, madame. Merci beaucoup!" He proffers a courtly bow.
OOC:
:laughing: what I get for fake French
"miséricorde!" exclaims the withered woman. "Mon Dieu! Have you no charity!" She swings the violin wildly at Marcel.
OOC:
There's only a risk here if you try to seize the violin, and I'd assume the disaster would be destruction of the violin, a setback would be contusions and maybe a broken string.
Jun 11, 2022 3:14 pm
Marcel will also try to dodge, as he wants to do no harm. If he gets cracked however, then his hand will be forced. The Richelieu's cannot be seen to be safely accosted. He turns his bow, into nearly dropping into a cross-legged sit. "Madame, s'il vous plait! The next guardsmen who come will be rough and care not!"

Rolls

Dodge - (1d10)

(6) = 6

Jun 11, 2022 3:37 pm
"This is exactly so. Do not offer any more resistance if you value your health!" Pierre has no intention of engaging with the woman.
Jun 11, 2022 5:13 pm
"Here!" responds the ancienne. She roughly pushes the instrument toward Pierre, who automatically accepts it. Tears springing to her eyes, the bereft musician awkwardly turns and begins to stomp away - though, given her age, the dramatic steps are more like a rapid and aggressive shuffle.
Jun 11, 2022 5:24 pm
"D'accord, my heart, it weeps. Madame, your name? If this law is relaxed, we will want to seek you out to return your lovely instrument." He does not hope for that, but hope itself is often worth much in these dark times.
Jun 11, 2022 5:46 pm
"ils m'appellent Hunched Lucille," responds the retreating woman. "I live around here." The condition of her garments suggests that her residence is transient.

If not arrested, she quickly moves away.

Someone among the tables begins a slow clap, which is briefly echoed, but as you look around to see who's doing it, it ceases.

The patissier bustles out of the storefront with a steaming carafe of coffee. "Si vous plait!" he utters. "Would you have a cup of java on the house? We are glad to see the back of Hunched Lucille. So to say."
Jun 11, 2022 6:17 pm
Over the cups of coffee Jean talks to the colleagues in a hush tone. This violin affair is most peculiar, don't you think dear friends? Maybe since we now have one of these damned instruments in our hands, we could return it to the gendarmerie and try to make some more sense of this unforseen demand. She leans even further in over the table If we continue pillaging the populace over absurd decrees, we will have a full on riot on our hands, hell maybe a revolución...
Jun 11, 2022 7:12 pm
"Perhaps there is something more nefarious behind the collection of all these violins. There could be more to it than meets the ear so to speak. But on the surface of it, it does seem like a very strange decree, doesn't it?"

Pierre takes a large gulp from his coffee cup, relishing the rich aroma and slightly bittersweet taste at the back of his tongue. Conscious of his uncouth manner his next sip shows much more restraint almost to the point of being dainty.
Jun 11, 2022 8:06 pm
He sips his tea, and puts a boot on a chair beside him. "We should take care to exercise this duty with care. We should return this instrument of the devil to headquarters. Then, when it is secured safely under guard, we can search for another. I fear that it may take months to search the whole city, but we cannot risk a violin falling into nefarious hands."
Jun 11, 2022 8:09 pm
Pierre gives Marcel a killing look, or rather he gives his boot the look of death.

"Marcel, s'il vous plaît! Our manners should be impeccable!"
Jun 12, 2022 7:16 am
Allors, we are agreed! Let us proceed with caution. To take this instrument back for safekeeping and maybe find a colleague that understands the intricate nature of music and violins a little bit more than us, or the monkeys... Jean says as she drains her cup of coffee and collects her possessions ready to go. On the way out she will discreetly slip an extra coin to the maitre and say If you see Hunched Lucille around these parts, please give her this. As a small recompense of the lawful damage we incurred on her.
Jun 12, 2022 2:11 pm
Pierre nods and sips the last drops of his coffee and gets up to leave. Catching Jean's kind gesture from the corner of his eye he shakes his head.

"Jean, you are too much of a softie. It might get you into trouble some day."
Jun 13, 2022 12:37 am
You return to your dingy headquarters. The Lilac is absent - perhaps pursuing a lead in the mysterious case of the leaking wine bottles.

Along the way, you notice a recently-posted handbill. It is stuck with chewing gum to the stone wall of one of the less disreputable rooming houses. It advertises a string concerto, to be put on at the Opera House, this evening. An occasion for all society! proclaims the bill.
OOC:
Do you do anything to secure the violin? Do you engage in research of where to find more?
Jun 13, 2022 3:11 am
"How crass." Pierre is disgustedly looking at the chewing gum stuck to the bill.

"But there will surely be many violins at this concerto, non? We can commandeer them all at once. What luck!"
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