Jun 15, 2022 12:52 pm
Volo proudly displays the paper.
WAZZOOIAN HERO'S
The Wazoo could halve its number of grammatical mistakes by melting down the apostrophes. But let's not ruin Volo's day as he hasn't been this happy since that day Vinnie had a source that wasn't "some bloke in a tavern who reckoned...".
"A real scoop, dear boys. A real scoop!"
He smoothes down the paper, caressing the pages in a manner so loving it's almost pervy.
"I said Floon was a story, didn't I, dear boys? Didn't I?"
He taps his bulbous nose leaving a smudge of ink before pulling some bulging leather money pouches from his desk.
"Sales are booming! People are talking about us, dear boys. The Wazoo Dares When Others Donβt. Wazoo - The Real Story. It All Unfolds In The Wazoo. Journalism of Courage. News Before It Is News. Faerun's Fastest Newspaper."
If he's planning on using all those taglines, then there won't be room for the headline, but the pouches each contain your 12 shards and 6 dragons bonus each, so he's allowed to natter.
Volo sits back down, having exhausted himself crowing.
"Please, dear boys! Indulge me. Read me one of your favourite paragraphs."
WAZZOOIAN HERO'S
The Wazoo could halve its number of grammatical mistakes by melting down the apostrophes. But let's not ruin Volo's day as he hasn't been this happy since that day Vinnie had a source that wasn't "some bloke in a tavern who reckoned...".
"A real scoop, dear boys. A real scoop!"
He smoothes down the paper, caressing the pages in a manner so loving it's almost pervy.
"I said Floon was a story, didn't I, dear boys? Didn't I?"
He taps his bulbous nose leaving a smudge of ink before pulling some bulging leather money pouches from his desk.
"Sales are booming! People are talking about us, dear boys. The Wazoo Dares When Others Donβt. Wazoo - The Real Story. It All Unfolds In The Wazoo. Journalism of Courage. News Before It Is News. Faerun's Fastest Newspaper."
If he's planning on using all those taglines, then there won't be room for the headline, but the pouches each contain your 12 shards and 6 dragons bonus each, so he's allowed to natter.
Volo sits back down, having exhausted himself crowing.
"Please, dear boys! Indulge me. Read me one of your favourite paragraphs."
OOC:
I don't need a whole story. Just a paragraph that you might have written about yesterday's events.Volo