I think the issue is my approach. My natural approach subject matter like this with a sort of reflexively deconstructive/reconstructive mindset, but the game is camp in nature and tone, so I find myself having to mentally shift gears multiple times when writing, which is a great way to get distracted by shiny things when you've got ADHD. Camp is hard to do, especially on purpose, and everyone seems to be doing great at it, so I don't want to throw a spanner in the works by forcing a shift in tone.
Hopefully backing off for a minute will let me calibrate a fresh approach, but in the worst case I can keep reading the bonkers stuff the game is up to.