"Shit. I thought the walls felt warm. I think she's going to blow, ladies. That was probably a warning. If we detonate the charges now, that could make her blow sooner."
Chapter 1: Ring of Fire
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Feb 18, 2023 2:08 am
Zuni wiped his brow and looked forward to resting his legs. That was exhausting work and just as he was dreaming about collapsing in a corner of the ship with some smartass remark poised and ready on the tip of his tongue, the ground started to shake.
"Shit. I thought the walls felt warm. I think she's going to blow, ladies. That was probably a warning. If we detonate the charges now, that could make her blow sooner."
"Shit. I thought the walls felt warm. I think she's going to blow, ladies. That was probably a warning. If we detonate the charges now, that could make her blow sooner."
Feb 18, 2023 3:26 am
Seally and Fallon weren't dancing most of the time they were spelunking, no, no, no, that would be insensitive. Why is ZuZu all worn out and lying in the sun? Well, it's probably the malnutrition you see.
Still, Seally is past gagging to contemplating opening the cargo hold to vacuum and just letting decompression clean up the ZuZu doodoo.
When the rumbling goes off, she points at the lake, and over the intercom, says, "Poison gas, right? Is that a thing? Like sulfur of something, I don't remember, but yeah. Let's check on the software update, Fallon, I want out of here before we're flamebroiled and served in a dogshit aioli."
Still, Seally is past gagging to contemplating opening the cargo hold to vacuum and just letting decompression clean up the ZuZu doodoo.
When the rumbling goes off, she points at the lake, and over the intercom, says, "Poison gas, right? Is that a thing? Like sulfur of something, I don't remember, but yeah. Let's check on the software update, Fallon, I want out of here before we're flamebroiled and served in a dogshit aioli."
Feb 18, 2023 4:34 am
"Did the earth just fart? A rumbling in the belly followed by a sudden release of gas. I think that was a geologic fart. Maybe it needs some laxatives." Maybe she'd been cleaning up dog poo for so long everything was seeming like a gastric emergency. Regardless, we should fill in Greener about this. Maybe it will confirm or deny his suspicions. I'll check on the updates if you want to contact him."
Feb 18, 2023 4:40 am
Seally checks on the other two one more time, then comms to Greener, sending a message.
Charges in place. Craft secured, flight checks in progress. Continued seismic activity. Concerned charges might instigate further developments. Advise.
Charges in place. Craft secured, flight checks in progress. Continued seismic activity. Concerned charges might instigate further developments. Advise.
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Feb 18, 2023 7:36 am
Alerio arrives back topside, her arms and legs gone to jelly; her breathing deep and gulping. She holds her hands together to stop the tremor for a moment, as she sits on the ground. Her eyes felt heavy, and she knew she’d be aching tomorrow and the day after at least.
"Tell me we are going to be out of here before this thing decides it wants to blow." she manages to speak.
"Tell me we are going to be out of here before this thing decides it wants to blow." she manages to speak.
Feb 19, 2023 8:19 am
Everyone manages to get back to the ship without much trouble, and Greener responds to Seally's call within a few minutes:
Felt that down here, too. Charges shouldn't cause tectonic activity. Get that data so we can get preparations authorized.
The software reinstall enters its final stages, but it still needs an hour to complete. You have Gino's truck ready to go, just in case. While you wait, a few events transpire:
1. The installation process encounters a large memory sector that cannot be overwritten. Possibly corrupted, but doesn't cause the process to abort. Hopefully won't cause any issues.
2. The water level of the crater lake slowly but steadily drops. Probably draining into the lava tubes, Zuni and Alerio are especially happy they got the job done quickly.
3. Zuzu is very unsettled, and insists on hanging nearby Zuni Alerio at all times.
Finally, the operating system completes. A ball of golden light suddenly forms in the engineering room, and coalesces into a female form. Geometric patterns cascade across her skin in ever-changing patterns.

The synthetic operating system speaks with a posh Core Worlds accent: "Ah, I see I have a new crew. I am your ship's artificial intelligence, and I am here to ensure your journey is a success. I expect you to behave in an orderly fashion and to utilize my skills and expertise to the fullest. Now, how may I be of service?"
Felt that down here, too. Charges shouldn't cause tectonic activity. Get that data so we can get preparations authorized.
The software reinstall enters its final stages, but it still needs an hour to complete. You have Gino's truck ready to go, just in case. While you wait, a few events transpire:
1. The installation process encounters a large memory sector that cannot be overwritten. Possibly corrupted, but doesn't cause the process to abort. Hopefully won't cause any issues.
2. The water level of the crater lake slowly but steadily drops. Probably draining into the lava tubes, Zuni and Alerio are especially happy they got the job done quickly.
3. Zuzu is very unsettled, and insists on hanging nearby Zuni Alerio at all times.
Finally, the operating system completes. A ball of golden light suddenly forms in the engineering room, and coalesces into a female form. Geometric patterns cascade across her skin in ever-changing patterns.

The synthetic operating system speaks with a posh Core Worlds accent: "Ah, I see I have a new crew. I am your ship's artificial intelligence, and I am here to ensure your journey is a success. I expect you to behave in an orderly fashion and to utilize my skills and expertise to the fullest. Now, how may I be of service?"
Feb 19, 2023 9:05 am
"The AI expects us to behave in an orderly fashion?" Alerio says with a dismissive snort.
"It just showed up ten seconds ago, and its already giving orders."
"It just showed up ten seconds ago, and its already giving orders."
Feb 19, 2023 10:44 am
Alerio ruffles the ears of Zuzu as they all wait for an answer to that question. Once they got off this particular landing zone, she’d get someone to take a look at him properly.
Feb 19, 2023 4:30 pm
She's examining the cargohold after the cleanup, where they discovered that under the trash in the cargo bay, there are busts and reliefs of important figures from the history of House Llewyn peering down from the walls and the floor is emblazoned with a massive rendering of the house's coat of arms.
"Greener says the charges won't start an eruption. Can you set them off now, Alerio, before they get dissolved by lava?"
She faces the AI hologram. "Wayward Wind system, accept temporary designation, Goldie. Goldie, the Wayward Wind is currently situated in an active volcano. Prepare the ship for immediate emergency liftoff. We will set down approximately twelve kilometers north, in an empty field on the other side of the lake north of mount Salbarii. Zuni," she points to the man, "is chief pilot. He will operate the Wayward Wind through the flight. Upon landing, please instigate a full system diagnostic."
[ +- ] Coat of Arms

She faces the AI hologram. "Wayward Wind system, accept temporary designation, Goldie. Goldie, the Wayward Wind is currently situated in an active volcano. Prepare the ship for immediate emergency liftoff. We will set down approximately twelve kilometers north, in an empty field on the other side of the lake north of mount Salbarii. Zuni," she points to the man, "is chief pilot. He will operate the Wayward Wind through the flight. Upon landing, please instigate a full system diagnostic."
Feb 19, 2023 4:47 pm
nezzeraj says:
"What exactly are your 'skills and expertise', if I may ask?"
Starship AI
> Evade/1: I can assist the pilot in executing evasive maneuvers, suggesting statistically optimal counters to the current unfolding tactical situation
> Fire Control/2: I can assist in targeting the ship's weapons and defensive countermeasures.
> Jump Control/2: I can assist with operating the ship's Jump drive.
> Manoeuvre/0: I can assist with operating the ship's Manoeuvre drive.
> Library: I can provide access to the entire Imperial Library.
"I have additional expansion capability to install new software as your mission evolves."
Feb 19, 2023 6:23 pm
Zuni isn't sure why his fear instincts have kicked into overdrive but they have. He had learned from past experiences not to ignore those warning bells but it looked like things were under control for now. Still ...
Then Alerio plays with his ears and he's all smiles especially when the AI tells them to behave. He was such a sucker for a woman's attention.
Seeing the busts Zuni's brows lift in surprise. "You really are a big cheese, huh Seally?" he says as he straps into the pilot's seat. "Gee, with all the AI can do, do we even need me?" Of course they needed him. This was nervous Zuni talking.
"Alright ladies, ready to get this thing airborne?"
Then Alerio plays with his ears and he's all smiles especially when the AI tells them to behave. He was such a sucker for a woman's attention.
Seeing the busts Zuni's brows lift in surprise. "You really are a big cheese, huh Seally?" he says as he straps into the pilot's seat. "Gee, with all the AI can do, do we even need me?" Of course they needed him. This was nervous Zuni talking.
"Alright ladies, ready to get this thing airborne?"
Rolls
Piloting (EDU +0) - (2d6)
(65) = 11
Goldie
Feb 19, 2023 8:21 pm
The AI hologram turns to Seally as she addresses her. She regards Seally with a kind of blind man's stare, which serves to remind you that those remarkable mesmeric orbs are not her actual eyes.
"Designation 'Goldie' accepted. Dame Seally, daughter of House Llewyn, I am honored to be in your service. In aeternum audere!
Goldie drops into a low bow with the impossible grace of a being made completely of light.
When she returns upright, she lifts her hands into the air, and the whole ship comes to life. The deep thrum of the manoeuvre drives and the whine of the fusion power plant spinning up fill the ship.
"Emergency procedures engaged."
A low claxon sounds, and running lights along the deck flash yellow.
"Chief Pilot Zuni, this way to the bridge."
Goldie gestures to the lift, and the door opens, inviting you in. When you open the doors to the bridge, you can't help but pause to take the majestic sight in.

Zuni (and anyone else who comes) realizes that there is a fair bit of trash up here too, crushed beer cans mostly. And the floor is sticky, which doesn't feel right in this stately vessel, but you're a little busy to worry about it right now.
Zuni takes a seat at the helm, and a holographic interface materializes before him. The AIe guides him through the startup, the powerful engines surge.
But then, trouble.
You hear the engines suddenly sputter out and begin to whine as they cycle down. The ship shudders.
Goldie informs people on all decks: "The manoeuvre drive does not appear to be operational. Who among the crew is the chief engineer? I have begun diagnostics and am routing all data to Engineering."

Goldie
Goldie drops into a low bow with the impossible grace of a being made completely of light.
When she returns upright, she lifts her hands into the air, and the whole ship comes to life. The deep thrum of the manoeuvre drives and the whine of the fusion power plant spinning up fill the ship.
"Emergency procedures engaged."
A low claxon sounds, and running lights along the deck flash yellow.
"Chief Pilot Zuni, this way to the bridge."
Goldie gestures to the lift, and the door opens, inviting you in. When you open the doors to the bridge, you can't help but pause to take the majestic sight in.

Zuni (and anyone else who comes) realizes that there is a fair bit of trash up here too, crushed beer cans mostly. And the floor is sticky, which doesn't feel right in this stately vessel, but you're a little busy to worry about it right now.
Zuni takes a seat at the helm, and a holographic interface materializes before him. The AIe guides him through the startup, the powerful engines surge.
But then, trouble.
You hear the engines suddenly sputter out and begin to whine as they cycle down. The ship shudders.
Goldie informs people on all decks: "The manoeuvre drive does not appear to be operational. Who among the crew is the chief engineer? I have begun diagnostics and am routing all data to Engineering."
Feb 19, 2023 8:44 pm
"Well fuck from here to Sunday. That's a real downer." Zuni's excitement was quickly replaced by disappointment and dread. They needed to get out of there quickly. "That would be Alerio, Starship AI. Do you have a name?"
Feb 20, 2023 7:28 am
Fallon walks onto the bridge with awe...until her shoes start sticking to the floor. "Damn pigs," she mutters in disgust. Once the engines begin dying, Fallon shrinks a bit. "I did the electronics, but I'm no engineer. Can you tell us the nature of the problem, Goldie?"
Feb 20, 2023 9:47 am
"I got it!" Alerio says, rolling up her sleeves, before the AI can answer Fallon. She spins on her heel, and readies to head out. She stops as she passed Fallon, and hands her the trigger for the charges.
"Like this!" she says, running through the steps to trigger it, before thrusting it into her hand.
Then she heads for Engineering.
"Like this!" she says, running through the steps to trigger it, before thrusting it into her hand.
Then she heads for Engineering.
Feb 20, 2023 3:52 pm
Seally feels that everybody is on the ball, and feels a little useless. She goes and gets Gino's truck and backs it up to the cargo bay. They had expected that they might just be able to park it inside for the trip back to town, but she wanted to make sure it would fit. She also wants to back it in in case they need to rocket out of there in an emergency. With the truck in position near the cargo ramp, she uses her mobile comm to double check the ship specs. Eyeballing it looks good, but learning the details about their ship feels good.
She's ready in case the engines get working, to park it inside and close up shop. She looks around. Where did that dog get to?
She's ready in case the engines get working, to park it inside and close up shop. She looks around. Where did that dog get to?
Feb 21, 2023 6:15 am
TOP DECK (Fallon and Zuni)
"The Lady Seally has bestowed onto me the temporary designation 'Goldie.' Chief Engineer Alerio has been sent the diagnostics; to summarize, the M-Drive is unable to interact with local gravity fields. My best guess is that some part of the drive is damaged from lack of proper maintenance. It is a violation of Imperial law to skip monthly maintenance checks."
Goldie then turns to Fallon and inquires "What role have you been designated on this ship?"
BOTTOM DECK (Alerio & Seally)
Zuzu shadows Alerio as she heads to Engineering. Goldie presents the data on the screen and creates a holographic representation of the M-Drive for you to run through some hypotheses rapidly.

As Alerio starts her work, Seally backs in Gino's truck in. Almost immediately after she's got it parked, the ship shudders violently. While you are waiting for news from Alerio, another quake hits. Collision detection sensors suddenly go off, and the ship is filled with alarms. Those on the bridge looking out through the viewport see a sudden hail of rocks, ranging in size from baseballs to small boulders, fall from the sky and begin pelting your ship, clanging loudly as they smash into the weakened hull.
Looking out to the south end of the crater, you see a large, grey plume of ash and smoke suddenly rising into the air, coming from the south slope of the volcano beyond the crater itself.
On the bridge, the comms station lights up. You're picking up two broadcasts on all frequencies.
Seally sees Greener is messaging her almost immediately:
Smoke coming out of Salbarii. What's the situation? Seismic survey results?
Quote:
"Well fuck from here to Sunday. That's a real downer." Zuni's excitement was quickly replaced by disappointment and dread. They needed to get out of there quickly. "That would be Alerio, Starship AI. Do you have a name?" Quote:
Fallon walks onto the bridge with awe...until her shoes start sticking to the floor. "Damn pigs," she mutters in disgust. Once the engines begin dying, Fallon shrinks a bit. "I did the electronics, but I'm no engineer. Can you tell us the nature of the problem, Goldie?"
Goldie
Goldie then turns to Fallon and inquires "What role have you been designated on this ship?"
BOTTOM DECK (Alerio & Seally)
Zuzu shadows Alerio as she heads to Engineering. Goldie presents the data on the screen and creates a holographic representation of the M-Drive for you to run through some hypotheses rapidly.

OOC:
Alerio - Emergency repair time! Make an Average (8+) Engineering (M-Drive) check (INT or EDU, 2d6 minutes) to temporarily fix the problem. If you fail, you can roll again, but must add another 2d6 minutes for each reroll. Also, for each subsequent attempt, you gain a cumulative DM+1 to the roll as you get closer to figuring it out.As Alerio starts her work, Seally backs in Gino's truck in. Almost immediately after she's got it parked, the ship shudders violently. While you are waiting for news from Alerio, another quake hits. Collision detection sensors suddenly go off, and the ship is filled with alarms. Those on the bridge looking out through the viewport see a sudden hail of rocks, ranging in size from baseballs to small boulders, fall from the sky and begin pelting your ship, clanging loudly as they smash into the weakened hull.
Looking out to the south end of the crater, you see a large, grey plume of ash and smoke suddenly rising into the air, coming from the south slope of the volcano beyond the crater itself.
On the bridge, the comms station lights up. You're picking up two broadcasts on all frequencies.
Seally sees Greener is messaging her almost immediately:
Smoke coming out of Salbarii. What's the situation? Seismic survey results?
Feb 21, 2023 7:00 am
"Electronical engineer. Purely electrical. In fact, 'engineer' might be too generous. Software? Is there a role just for that? I also have some knowledge of medicine if there are any injuries. What medical capabalities do you have, Goldie?" Fallon takes a seat on one of the chairs and gives it a spin. Of course its a little sluggish and gritty feeling. What didn't those gnargleheads mess up? she thinks.
Feb 21, 2023 11:55 am
"Chief Engineer." Alerio mutters to herself as she sets about looking into the problem.
"Is there a pay rise with the promotion?" she asks no one.
Then she sets to work!
Alerio curses as she thinks she’s almost got it, and then it slips away from her. Again, and again. Rocks fall, and minutes tick away as she tried to get the thing to work without taking a hammer to it in brute force, like she might have done on Hellhole.
"Is there a pay rise with the promotion?" she asks no one.
Then she sets to work!
Alerio curses as she thinks she’s almost got it, and then it slips away from her. Again, and again. Rocks fall, and minutes tick away as she tried to get the thing to work without taking a hammer to it in brute force, like she might have done on Hellhole.
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Rolls
Engineering. - (2d6)
(16) = 7
Minutes - (2d6)
(34) = 7
Try Again. - (2d6+1)
(51) + 1 = 7
Time goes by… - (2d6)
(25) = 7
Again… - (2d6+2)
(52) + 2 = 9
One more time roll - (2d6)
(21) = 3
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