[RECRUITMENT] D&D 5E Levels 1-20 Epic Campaign

Dammit I'm in!

I have an amazing character idea...

A Paladin Hexblade... who is horny! See the cool part is he wants to have copious amounts of adult activities with anything possible... but isn't a bard!

Naturally a human, the only race in D&D who can literally impregnate any other race.

Also, as a pact weapon he uses The Penetrator, from Saints Row 3. It's a meter-long jelly-style dildo attached to the handle of a baseball bat. It should work with Great Weapon Fighting and Great Weapon Master. I can't wait to smite my foes with it!!

You should make him have a rake for a weapon, instead. Then, as a bard he can also be a rake!

Or just have his rake be another rake and you can play with two PCs!

I thought Mincy just beat people with his bxtches?

I don't know about that - I'm just looking for someone to play a rake with a rake.

Absolutely not. SotDL and 5e are mortal enemies. In fact you take -2 level drain for even asking.

Well, he did say he used his hoes as a weapon...

That would be a 'ho, my good sir. Not a hoe. ;)

I’m in. Will roll 3d6 down the line. Profession: Gong Farmer. Item: Girdle of Pie Maker Strength.

I've already played this adventure three times so I know all the plot points but would you have me anyway I'm very good at RP and could pretend like I didn't know that Strahd is actually the good guy, as to not spoil anyone else fun.

A Hexblood/Reborn Fairy Yuan-Ti Great-Old One Warlock-Aberrant Mind Sorcerer multiclass!
(Still side-eyes the date and the fine print)

This sounds chaotic, i love it! Will gladly join if you can have me!

Then i will bring Goo over! The Slime wild magic barbarian!

Or if we're having a xenomorph why not have another or a yautia (the hunter) for the full package?

Then there's the psychic hamster idea... Or the anime protagonist, if were going crazy here 😆

I see Ravnica, I'll take it as an explicit permission to play Urza and Sylex some dragons into oblivion.
...either that, or let me play as a succulent.

Is Goo any relation to this guy?

I don't know what or who that is... Care to introduce?

Groo the Wanderer

Quote: "Ooo, a fray!"

Oooh I'll join! I call shotgun on being the Main Character. The other PC's can be my henchmen that elevate my awesomeness. Of course since I'm the Main Character I'm Special, so I'll be a triple gestalt Paladin-Sorcerer-Warlock.

Actually, my character is a pacifist, so there can be no fighting in this game, including war

That's why Warlocks Lock Wars!

Cute! But no, not this time... I need to study this dude a bit more...