Level 1: All the Single Ladies

PLAYER 2:
SUPER FAIRY GODMOTHERS
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As the sun rises over the tops of polka-dotted toadstools, smiling at the clouds as it passes by, you notice a turtle seated quite comfortably on a little cloud just his size. He is holding a megaphone and reciting poetry to fey and mortals, great and small!

"Good morning to littles
To bigguns, to all!
Good morning and warning
’Tis time for the ball!
Put on your best dress
But press close to the wall
So you’ll not get stampeded
But guests who are tall!"

The cloud turtle does have a point. Shall you hug the wall, or take to the air?__________

PLAYER 3:
VYNIL FANTASY
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You are approached by a girl in a red hoodie and three dworks (dwarven orcs).

The girl says, "Hey! You look like the perfect partner. My BFF, Goldenhood? She bailed on me. And here I am off to the finals in the Great Tag-Team Dance-Off! Wanna take her spot? The price is fifty gees. We win, I’ll give you half."

One of the dworks warns you, "Don’t go to the club, kid. It’s a full moon tonight, and those werewolves can bust moves better than an all-singing, all-dancing zombie apocalypse."__________

PLAYER 4:
FEET OF RAGE
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

You step into the ring, and there he is… sneering at you.

—M. Kangaroo, leader of Shadowroo!

"What I did to your family was the most important day of your life. But for me… it was Tuesday. A particularly rainy Tuesday. The coming rain made my knees ache, and the trickling sound made me regret that second cup of coffee. And while I was in the restroom you talked your father into leaving so I never did get the chance to murder him.

"So I waited… waited for you to grow to adulthood, enter my tournament, earn your way to the final match where you would face MEEEEE!"

He points past your corner of the ring—at a man in the front row—your dad.

"Now instead of murdering your father in front of you, I will out-kickbox you in front of him… and then I will perform my finishing move: The Babality! Your father will have to raise you for ANOTHER EIGHTEEN YEARS! MUUUHAHAHA!"__________

PLAYER 5:
BARBARIC COMMANDO
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You’re almost at the castle. With the killbot minions reduced to a spark-emitting scrapheap, only the final enemy stands in your way—the ten-foot-tall Mechtate. Its three faces are known…

Kilroy…
Maimroy…
…and Dest-Roy!

You brandish your Level 99 weapon, The Broadsword of the Thundering Tundra!The Mechtate is dual-wielding Gatling Crossbows—AND FIRING AT YOU!

"STOP OR I SHALL SHOOT," Maimroy warns as Kilroy and Dest-Roy sneer maniacally!

PIX:
SUPER✨FAIRY✨GODMOTHERS
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As Pix darts up to the sky, she looks down at the pretty rainbow lawn below, freshly trimmed by the mowerbeetles! And within seconds, she also notices the gaggle of princesses on the footpath.

"Eep," squeaks a tiny voice below. It’s a brownie! She’s a kind of fairy that’s twice your size, but wingless. The stampeding princesses seem to pay no heed to the earthy-crunchy munchkin. If they’re not careful, that poor little fey will be earthy-crunched!

You could try to swoop and carry her to safety, but she’s too big for you to carry while flying, if at all.

Fortunately, Rose happens to be flying by. "HI hiiiiiiii, Pix! I see that our wingless friend is in a fix. I’ll save her before she’s in a wreck!" Rose waves her Flower Wand… but she gets all trembly-fingers whenever a fairy is about to be trampled.

She drops the wand—

"Whoopsie daisy!"

—and you catch it!

WANDS:🌸"Aaaah, Pix! Please save her!"__________

KURUMI:
VYNIL FANTASY
🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
3 MP

"I knew I could count on you! C’mon—we’re actually running late!"

You run alongside Redilox in an anime cutscene and arrive in a club with slightly older girls in microskirts and men in tight suits. The crowd parts for you, and there it is—the dance floor with tiles that light up in white, in red.

The beat is already starting……and your opponents face you. You know ’em by rep. That’s Big Wolf in the black suit, and Bad Wolf in the red jacket with too many zippers.

Big Wolf and Red begin the dance-off. Redilox is slick and sweet, but Big Wolf is pulling aerials and slides. And my what big eyes he has! Red kicks and twirls and holds her own…

Bug Big Wolf HUFFS… and he PUFFS… and he blows the competition away!!!

Red’s hood catches Big Wolf’s hurricane breath! She cartwheels helplessly through the air and tries to take your hand—but your fingers only touch!

—and now you’re tagged! Fight the wind and DANCE!__________

PIRA:
FEET OF RAGE
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RAGE:

You manage to get the first attack! But as you attempt the full combo, the stuttering ringside announcer yells, "C-c-c-combo breaker!" It’s very distracting, and as the word ‘breaker’ echoes due to the terrible acoustics, M. Kangaroo leaps so high he’s offscreen!

—until he suddenly slams down feet-first to Crusharoo your head!__________

THUNDRA:
BARBARIC COMMANDO
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1 MP

You’re too big to dodge all of the bolts, but you wisely armored yourself! Bolts ricochet harmlessly off of your bracers and your very tall boots.

You suddenly get an image in your head of a ginger in red, rapidly kicking… perhaps this inspires you, or maybe it’s you who inspires her. Because your mighty blade slashes, smashes, and bisects the large killbot from cranium to crotch!

Maimroy, the middle head, utters a glitchy "A-A-A-bzzt!" as its eyes dim on each hemisphere of its split head.

Kilroy and Dest-Roy flop like fish! Wires and broken metal snake from the halves of the busted bot! You can step back out of the way, or take your chances and attack at least one of them while they transform.__________

PIRA
You notice a very muscular lady in the crowd, clad in a leather bikini and fur-lined bracers. She’s got abs that put any of your competitors to shame, and her outfit—what there is of it—is refreshingly color coordinated.

Oh.. a bunch of green and fuchsia squares flicker. And now the barbarian girl is gone. Perhaps you imagined her.

PIX:
SUPER✨FAIRY✨GODMOTHERS
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WANDS x1
WALLFLOWER • 🌸 • EMBIGGEN

Pix’s spell makes the Brownie grow bigger and bigger. The flowers grow too to cover her ever-growing body. Soon she is a fifty-foot-tall jolly green giantess.

"Why, hello, little princesses. I see you have no coach. Shall I give you a hand?"

She offers her hand as a seat. The princesses make sure to giggle at the pun. It’s not only polite, but also just a really bad idea to let a fifty-foot woman’s attempt at humor fall flat.

The giant brownie laughs too. Mountains shake. She tromps off carrying the princesses who are grateful, especially the ex-mermaid with new legs and the one wearing snugly-fitting high-heeled shoes made of glass.

Rose cheers, "Way to go, Pix! You totally earned that wand!"

You can see that the princesses are headed toward Lake Sparkleheart. If you fly there now, you can get there in time to see a romantic sunset. (Or just catch the next one. They happen every 24 minutes.)

After the sunset, you can head into the palace and help Shim match-make… or you can fly up to the starry sky. Liv is probably up there on her Moon Boat. (The moon is always crescent not because of Super Fairy-o World’s shadow, but because the moon is a flying canoe!)__________

KIRUMI:
VYNIL FANTASY
🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
1 MP

Kurumi’s Lunar Leap is gorgeous and dazzlingly brilliant. But so much so that Big Wolf tags Bad Wolf—and they remain on the floor together to perform the Gait of Hell—a popular technique at Evil Dog Shows, but to do THAT on a dance floor? In sync?? And both canines are ALPHAS???

You’re going to have to do one helluva dance combo to top THAT!!!__________

PIRA:
FEET OF RAGE
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
RAGE:🔥

You evade the stomp easily! You clobber M. Kangaroo—he lands on HIS head instead of yours!

Then some complication happens that really ignites your rage-o-meter.

PAUSED

Don’t you hate it when that happens?

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THUNDRA:
BARBARIC COMMANDO
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1 MP

Yeah, you get zapped, but a little pain’s a pittance for the pleasure of driving your magical blade into the heart of a mechanical menace! But before you can complete the coupe de grâce—

PAUSED

—you’re trapped by a Freeze spell!!

You’re pretty sure your Neverwinter Sportbra of Neverwinter Neverwonderland makes you immune to freeze effects. But then, this is unlike any other you’ve seen. Even the clouds drifting past the blood moon have stopped in the sky. And the sky must be hundreds of feet up, if not thousands.

But then you see her again… the redhead. And you’re pretty sure she sees you too.

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PIRA & THUNDRA

PIX:
SUPER✨FAIRY✨GODMOTHERS
💛💛💛💛💛
WANDS x1
WALLFLOWER • 🌸 • EMBIGGEN

You realize there is work to be done, so you head over to the castle! The basement window was left open, most likely because Sir Rantsalot’s man cave needs to air out after Uno Night.

You make your way past a table cluttered with folded cards, overturned goblets and bright orange crumbs, and you slip through an inch-wide crack in the wall. You need to keep your wings pressed tightly against your back, contort yourself, shimmy… and don’t forget to duck this time! The Duke of Burl tamped a wad of chewed gum in your secret passage, and it’s not only gross but it takes a week to wash the stickiness from your hair—as Shim learned the hard way!

You get past the obstacle without incident..



…but unfortunately, the pipes that take you to the mini-games where the other wands are earned are both locked. You’ll have to take ‘The Three Pipe.’

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KIRUMI:
VYNIL FANTASY
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You use the last of your magic—and much to Redilox’s surprise and delight—you outperform both wolves single-handedly!

Red joins you anyway, not quite so radiant like the ray of sunshine that you are! She joins you by performing the Gait of Hell herself, in sync with the wolves—effectively making herself and the opposing team appear to be your back-up dance squad!

It’s a nice little joke, but the crowd knows it’s your Aurora Borealis Boogie that won the day!

Redilox is awarded first prize in cash: FIFTY WHOLE CENTS!!!!!

Still giggling at the wolves as they swear toothy vengeance in the parking lot, she hands you a quarter!

🪙

"Twenty-five paid in full as promised! You earned it, Kurumi! I thought I blew it, and that Lunar Leap seemed to play into the wolves’ strength. But you did that to lure ’em onto the floor and dazzle ’em! We should totally do this again sometime, but you should probably slip out the back way. Second door on the left."

She points the way. You see the door with a big yellow 2 on it. When you glance over to see if Redilox is coming with you, there are but a few red wisps of Ninja Smoke where she once stood!

PIX & KURUMIBefore Pix can make a choice, the pipe sucks her right in—

—the second door on the left! Kurumi wastes no time, only… this door doesn’t lead out of the club. It’s a weird white room with silver pipes… and a statue of a bird-man with a red balloon in hand.

The little fairy finds herself enveloped in a weird red material. The tip of her wand touches it and—

—the ballon pops!—revealing a petite girl in a backless dress! Backless, to accommodate her wings!__________

PIRA & THUNDRAThe freeze spell must be wearing off—

—as steam rises, obscuring your arch nemesis. But not the hot blonde.

Not the witch. If she is a witch. She said she isn’t.

Witches don’t have rage-o-meters.

Witches have pointy hats. Besides, wasn’t there a really cool—

—castle?

—wresting ring?

Witches don’t wrestle… probably.

Hot blondes live in castles… definitely!You can move now, but all you see is green and purple fog. You feel a flat surface beneath your feet, but what you see is fog, everywhere! Green fog, purple fog, and blue and aqua and pink… and nothing and nobody but each other!

FEET OF RAAGE

PIIRAA:
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
RAAGE:🔥

THHUUNDRAA:
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1 MP

Aas iif to aanswwer Thhuundraa’s qquuestiion, thhe fog graaduuaallyy begiins to diissiipaate. Faadiing iinto vviieww iis aa raathher faamiiliiaar scene, thhouughh not to the baarbaariiaan.

Piiraa recogniizzes thhe siilhhouuette of aa Shhiinto temple, buut somethhiing iis wwrong. Evveryythhiing seems to be movviing slowwlyy, jjerkkiilyy.

Yyouu bothh movve normallyy, buut thhe rest of thhe wworld iis aa-stuutter. Brokken. Thhuundraa’s Swword of thhe Thhuunderiing Tuundraa begiins to emiit aan aaqquuaa gloww!