The skeletal crewman (crewperson? you don't know what they were in life, and they don't really give any indication) informs the group that it is time to meet Captain Bloodbane. They go roust Felix, then as a group go to the Captain's quarters. On their way there, The King reminds Brewner of his warning.
"Welcome! Please join me so we can tell each other stories!" She motions toward where everyone can sit on the floor around a low round table. While there are no chairs, it is surprisingly comfortable. Each place has some food provided. It looks good, but one wonders how it could have been preserved for so long. Also, each place has glasses available, with an assortment of bottles of alcoholic beverages sitting around. Looking at the bottles present, they look to be well made liquors and they all know that, unlike food, liquor will basically last forever as long as the seals are not compromised. These bottles look pristine.
"Please help yourself to one of the bottles. Most have been accumulated over time from travelers we have ferried across this lake in more active times, but a few are from before we were ever trapped here." She picks up one particularly impressive looking specimen and continues,
"This one, for instance, came from one of the best distillers in all of Taverin!" She smiles at their blank faces and lack of recognition.
"Taverin was an extremely wealthy, though small maritime kingdom. They were wonderful to raid before the cataclysm sank the whole place beneath the waves. Once this bottle is gone, the last traces of their greatness will finally disappear from history all together."
She places the bottle back on the table. She doesn't react in any particular way if anyone eats or drinks or fails to eat or drink. Her demeanor doesn't change in either case, and she remains the welcoming host throughout.
"Being trapped in this lake means we do not have the ability to go and make many new stories of our own. So, every time we do get passengers, I like to get as many stories from them as I can. It helps us deal with the time when there are no passengers. And since you are the first we've had in a long time, I am very eager to hear your stories. Or even your questions, as those can also lead to great stories. But, as the host, I will begin with a story of my own!"
She then starts her story,
"I first got involved in piracy when I fell in love with the swashbuckling captain who was called Goldbeard because of his golden locks. (His real name was Charles. I called him Chuck when I wanted to annoy him.) He was an amazingly dashing pirate and set all the girls hearts aflutter. When he chose me to accompany him, I could scarcely believe my incredible fortune! However, I found out that while he was my world, I was just the next one for him. Still, it was great while it lasted and I learned so much during that time. On one fateful day during a raid on Taverin, the loot of which included the case for which that bottle is the last, we were surrounded and about to be captured. My love was about to surrender when I slit his throat for being a coward. This reinvigorated the morale of the crew and we were able to repel the boarders. When I ran their commander through on the poop deck in view of the Taverin ships, they hesitated just enough for us to escape. After that, I was the captain of the ship, and we continued on with much success."OOC:
This is the base of her story. She tells it with a little more flourish, and many more details, but I am not that skilled of a writer. She is not being disingenuous; do feel free to ask her the questions you have.
If, at any point, Felix makes a motion to either eat or drink anything provided by the Captain, Florian will simply tell Felix,
"Don't be an idiot."