Level 2: Need Another Hero, Girl and/or Sprite

Kurumi sees her reflection and draws back a bit, startled.

Rolls

P1 Anti-Hero - Strong - (3d12)

(133) = 7

P6 - Thundra the Thicc

Dmbrainiac

Aug 5, 2024 7:09 am

P5 - Space Commander Casanova

Thundra dodges everything her double throws at her, including the kitchen sink! "Ha! Let that sink in!" she shouts Musk-ily at Blundra. Before the duplicate can react, Thundra lays into her with her weapon--once, twice, THRICE! "Yah! Yahoo! Wa-ha!" she exclaims in a Mario-ish manner!

Last edited August 5, 2024 7:11 am

Rolls

P6 Anti-Hero - Weak - (d12)

(9) = 9

P6 Hero - Strong - (3d12)

(566) = 17

Tickettbror

Aug 5, 2024 10:12 am

The moment her size returns, Casanova leaps from the water. Her phaser returned to fitting snugly in her hand, she pans around looking for a target to shoot which will help Pinky escape, or any way she can help her companions out.

OOC:

Rolling for crawling.

Last edited August 5, 2024 10:14 am

Rolls

P5 Hero - Strong - (3d12)

(5312) = 20

P5 Hero - Strong - (3d12)

(585) = 18

P2 - Princess Diamond

Ysolde

Aug 5, 2024 9:42 pm

She is hurt by the heel but she stands tall. Her hands holding onto the heel of the shoe as behind her music swells. She somehow lifts up the heel as the chorus beats, "I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night. She’s gotta be strong, and she's gotta be fast. And she's gotta be fresh from the fight. I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light. She’s gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon. And she's gotta be larger than life. Larger than life"

The titanic heel is lifted by Princess Diamond despite all odds.

Last edited August 5, 2024 9:48 pm

Rolls

P2 Hero - Weak - (d12)

(3) = 3

P2 Hero - Strong - (3d12)

(6412) = 22

Aug 6, 2024 1:49 pm

[ +- ] Status

CASANOVA
Casanova’s bubblegum bubble expands to a seven foot sphere and POPS!—revealing a very strange floating creature.

A Matoroid!

[ +- ] It looks somewhat like—

Its grabby green tendrils wiggle about, hungering for a brain. Casanova somehow *knows* this thing feeds off of brains. Not physically devouring, but extracting thought!

Its beady eyes seem to lock on the aviatrix. And the smily face changes to several other symbols.

🫵💖🚀🔑➡️🪐🧙🏻‍♀️👈☝️👉🪤🏳️↔️🪦
The face changes again (to 😡), and despite that white-flag tamoji, the Matoroid summons an attacker! Jawsy opens wide to gulp up the Space Commander!

OOC:

Casanova,
Roll 2D Antihero to not get swallowed whole!
This attack hinders, but is potentially harmful if you get hit and fail to hit back.
• Miss = you’re fine, and whatever action you take, roll 3D.
• Hit = your attack roll is reduced to 2D Hero, and you need to shoot the fish before it sinks its teeth in to avoid damage.
• Combo = you’re INSIDE the big fish!!! Roll 1D Hero to shoot its uvula!

THUNDRA
Blundra rips open her shirt, or what little there is of it, revealing a chainmail bikini top!

"You will never earn Ex Pee by defeating me, because, uhh, YOU WON’T DO THAT!"

Having been disarmed from Thundra’s super-combo, Blundra uses her real arms and tries to grab the barbarian warrioress and throw her around like a Barby doll!

OOC:

Thundra,
Roll 1D Antihero to not get piledriven!
• Hit = Lose 🩵🩵

Roll 3D to attack, but only a super combo can defeat Blundra! (The chainmail bikini shields her from the next two hits, so a hit or combo depletes the bikini’s HP.)[/ooc]

KURUMI
Kurumi retains her fairy abilities! She can choose to stay this way forever or turn back anytime, though once she turns back to her old self, the fairy form will be gone!

OOC:

Because you didn’t lose any sparkle-hearts, I’m allowing you to choose whether this change is temporary or permanent!

As Pinky rises, a beveled inlet reflects the fairy not once, but thrice! Each reflection is warped by the ship’s curvature.

"Hellooooooooooo…"
"Hellooooooo…"
"Hellooooo…", they sing one-at-a-time.

Then in unison, "Hello!"

The three sprites crowd around Kurumi. They all look like her, except for the hair. "I’m Morumi," says the one with the sugarbowl hairdo, "and these are our sisters, Larumi and Kurlumi." She points out the curly-haired one first, so that would be Larumi. This means the one named Kurlumi is the bald one.

"Hey Morumi! Hey Larumi! Why am I Kurl-umi when I ain’t got no curls?"

Larumi fluffs her hair. "Someone’s jealous!"

"Well someone wouldn’t be if someone had your fabulous hair!"

"Someone does." Larumi points to herself.

"Quiet numbskulls! Can’t ya see I’m having a polite conversation?" Morumi brings her hand back to slap both her sisters!

OOC:

Roll 2D Antihero to stop the slap!
• Hit = you take 💖 damage from the slap!
• Combo = you take 💖💖 damage as all three reflections fight each other!

You may roll 3D for any action directed at the sprites. (2D if you try to avoid them and do something else.)

Attacking the sprites is not recommended since if they get hurt, YOU get hurt!

PIRA AND THE PRINCESS
Princess Diamond struggles with all her might to lift the heel. Fortunately cartoons don’t weigh a lot. Unfortunately, thirty-foot-tall toons are still stronger than five-foot-something toons—

But Pira sweeps the heel off the big princess’ feet. And that is one outrageous heel.

OOC:

Pira,
For the rest of this scene your attack rolls are:
• 2D Hero for everyone who’s not Princess Club.
• 4D Hero vs. Princess Club.

The giant princess attempts to grab Pira and Diamond—one in each hand!

OOC:

Pira AND Diamond,
Roll 1D to avoid the crushing grab.
• Pira gets hit = Lose a ❤️.
• Princess gets hit = Lose a 🧡.
• Both of you get hit = Lose ❤️❤️ & 🧡🧡 as the giant bangs your heads together.

Pira will break free if grabbed and her attack rolls are as noted above, but if the princess is hit, she has two options:
• 2D Hero: pry fingers.
• 2D Sprite: panic.

If the Princess is NOT grabbed,
• 3D for any action.

HERO SWORD GUY
The hero is hit as he and his doppelgänger exchange blows. During their scuffle, a clay pot shatters.

OOC:

Anyone may choose to eat the food. If you do, you roll ONE LESS DIE for your attack/action in that round.

EDIT - definitely don’t eat it this round. It’s full health to the entire party when one person eats it. You can use it when someone is KO’d, and they’ll be up with full HP.

Rolls

P1 Fairy Girl - Food - (d20)

(20) = 20

P6 - Thundra the Thicc

Dmbrainiac

Aug 7, 2024 7:03 am

P5 - Space Commander Casanova

"Oof!" Thundra exclaims as her doppelganger piledrives her into the ground. She is dazed for a moment, but quickly gets back to her feet. "You'll pay for that! IN BLOOD! Well, not really blood, but... IN BIG BRUISES!"

So saying, Thundra proceeds to boldly bash Blundra!

Last edited August 7, 2024 7:05 am

Rolls

P6 Anti-Hero - Weak - (d12)

(10) = 10

P6 Hero - Strong - (3d12)

(6105) = 21

Tickettbror

Aug 7, 2024 8:13 am

Alepous Inactive for 5 months

For a moment Casanova is stunned by the completely unexpected turn of events. Her phaser hands idly at her side while she watches the communication in front of her. It's only when Jawsy appears that Casanova snaps out of her confusion, and she dives into a roll just in time to avoid the big fishes snapping jaws.

As it wheels around to make another pass, she levels her phaser and takes aim. Even if it is a twisted version of it, she feels a pang of guilt as she pulls the trigger against Pira's plush.

Last edited August 7, 2024 8:19 am

Rolls

P5 Anti-Hero - Normal - (2d12)

(39) = 12

P5 Hero - Normal - (2d12)

(612) = 18

P3 - Kurumi

Aug 7, 2024 12:29 pm

Kurumi will try to revert to her old size, but not before she tries to stop Morumi from slaping her sisters. "STOP it!" she shouts, as well as a sprite can shout.

Last edited August 7, 2024 12:38 pm

Rolls

P1 Anti-Hero - Normal - (2d12)

(46) = 10

P2 - Princess Diamond

Ysolde

Aug 7, 2024 2:55 pm

"Nooo!" She's grabbed by the huge version of herself and she panics. What to do, what to do, this is just like that time she was grabbed by that giant some peasant had summoned by planting magic beans! Seriously who decided to trade their cow for beans anyway? That boy should have been spanked by his mother and never allowed near those beans ever again!

Wait, where was she? Oh right panicking she had to get free and what was the best way to do that? Hmm, well what if she slipped out of her dress and dropped down. Right, that was an option and she had her underthings on so it should be okay. Slipping out of the dress would be no problem at all.

Last edited August 7, 2024 2:59 pm

Rolls

P2 Anti-Hero - Weak - (d12)

(2) = 2

P2 Sprite - Normal - (2d12)

(312) = 15

Aug 8, 2024 10:01 pm

OOC:

Wait, did I just get my item, according to the status? Does this mean I can get rage now? :O
(Also, why is your wife growing eldritch fruits. Concerning. XD)

"Hey, this isn't how duels work, you dishonourable mimic!" Pira complains as she sees the fake princess make a grab at Diamond. "You're supposed to be fighting me and me alone! Hey, are you listening?! Let her-"

Before she manages to finish the demand, Diamond solves her predicament by a rather unexpected method, slipping her clothes. Piranha blinks at the freshly dress-less princess in brief astonishment, even pausing her wrestling with the doppelganger in the process, then promptly blushes and looks away. She can't be staring at royalty in a state of partial undress! Even she knows enough about etiquette to not do this.

"Okay, see, you can't be fighting two opponents!" She scolds Princess Club, and then fully focused back on trying to heel-poke the opponent into submission. "Face me!"

Rolls

P4 Anti-Hero - Weak - (1d12)

(9) = 9

P4 Hero - Extra Strong - (4d12)

(21108) = 21

Aug 9, 2024 2:06 pm

[ +- ] Status

THUNDRA
Thundra gets slammed head-first into the ground! She’s a bit dazed, but she springs right back up and delivers a powerful attack of her own! Blundra’s breastplates magically absorb most of the attack, but her form starts to dissolve after the final blow.

"My armor looks better on you, Sister!"

She becomes a swarm of shadow-mites, all of whom scatter away into obscurity…

KURUMI
Two of Kurumi’s reflections stop what they’re doing. Only the bossy one seems a bit defiant. "Oh, a wise gal, eh? And I suppose you got a better idea how to straighten these two out. Go ahead and lead us. I dare ya!"

OOC:

Kurumi, no dice needed. Give the three fairies an order!

PIRA AND THE PRINCESS
Princess Diamond slips out of Club’s grip, leaving the giant very confused as she peers into the dress in her hand and fails to find a person.

Pira’s kicks have no trouble finding their target! Pira delivers a multi-hit combo that no ring announcer can possibly count accurately. (They always stop at 99.)

Pieces of the giant fly off and become misty swarms! By the end of the attack, the only sign of where the giantess was is Princess Diamond’s gown parachuting toward Diamond herself, who is wearing some sort of frilly, multilayered undergarment that seems to cover more skin than her actual outfit!

OOC:

Princess, you can simply stand under your falling gown and be fully dressed, if you want.

HERO SWORD GUY
Hero Sword Guy looks quite battleworn, yet the antihero dissolves into a swarm just as he’s about to finish the hero.

"We won? You girls are fantastic! I can’t believe we—"

CASANOVA AND THE REST OF YOU
Casanova shoots Jawsy in the mouth, blasting off its chattering fang dentures! If the big bad fish wants to eat anyone now, it’ll need to chew with its gums.

As for the one unscathed foe… the Matoroid begins to absorb the shadow mites, forming long tripod limbs!

[ +- ] It Looks Kinda Like

More Matoroids start to rise.

Hero Sword Guy steps back as they form. "Go! There’s no time—you need to find Missy Girl before they do!"

Pinky seems to agree.
CAPTAIN, I NEED YOU AND YOUR CREW. NOW

OOC:

🚀 If you board the ship, choose a seat!
• Pilot (reserved for Casanova)
• Copilot (1 seat)
• Gunner (2 seats)
• Engineer (2 seats)

👙 Thundra now has the Chainmail Bikini on. You may activate it when hit to negate a combo. If you negate a hit, the bikini will negate damage next time you get hit or combo’d.

In addition, this particular bikini is also a Bra if Holding. Inside it is only one item. What that item is depends on where you reach:
>> Left: you find a d20 that has a 61 where the 19 should be.
>> Right: a flaming car.
>> Down the middle: the first think you, the player, happen to think of that is larger than a d20 and smaller than a flaming car.

💃🏻💃🏼💃 Kurumi has the option to change her item to Back-Up Dancers! (It seems more fun than Jukebox Coin.) And in that case, she has three back-up dancers who can carry out three orders right now! (An order like ‘come with me’ doesn’t count against your limit, since moving with you is automatic.)

🚨 Princess Diamond has sufficiently panicked and now has a panic button. Press it to negate a bad roll and shed your gown. Whatever you wear underneath it comes with abilities. Dress as Artemis, you have an arrow that won’t miss. Dress as a superheroine, you get a superpower and flight. Etc.

👠 Pira has one other outrageous heel for hitting the giant with an ultra on her first attack! This one is good for a 4D attack vs. the opponent of your choice.

P6 - Thundra the Thicc

Dmbrainiac

Aug 9, 2024 4:45 pm

Thundra laughs triumphantly as her armor transforms into the magical bikini! "Ha, ha! It's snug in all the right places!" she laughs as she examines herself.

She hops into the spaceship and takes up a gunner position. "Point and shoot! I can do that!"

[ +- ] AI Image

Aug 9, 2024 10:43 pm

"Are we going to space now? On a talking bubblegum ship? Nice!" Pira moves her hand around, waving away the wisps of remaining shadows, then quickly glances down at the princess. "Need a hand getting there, Your Highness? I can pick you up! Or, you know, fetch one of these water pots to get the pixie dust off?"

If Diamond accepts the offer of assistance, Pira will follow through. She then yells "Bye-bye, twink, don't get eaten!" to the Hero Sword Guy and gets into the ship. Piranha examines its interior curiously, before pointing at the main control panel: "Oooh, Casanova, may I be a co-pilot? Pretty please?"

P2 - Princess Diamond

Ysolde

Aug 10, 2024 9:44 pm

P5 - Space Commander Casanova

She stands under her dress and it goes back on in a trice. When Pira offers a hand she says, "Yes, please, thank you Pira dear." Then she is carried onto the ship whereupon everyone takes a station. She looks around a few moments before she sees the engine and her eyes light up.

"Oh, is this the Omniversal Everlight XIII? I learned about it in Clarks Law college. Did you know they only made twelve of these before they switched out the platinum exhaust manifold for copper. Hmm, I wonder if this one still has the original spark plates?" She sits at the engineering station and makes sure her display looks just right. Her magic reaching into the systems and making sure everything works like it should.

OOC:

Clarke’s Law: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Tickettbror

Aug 12, 2024 8:53 am

Casanova takes the cue from Pinky and runs up the boarding ramp. Everything is where she left it, and the nostalgia makes her stop chewing her gum for a moment and run a hand over the dashboard. It never occurred to her that she had a dashboard in a ship, and that it might've given some the impression of a care with a lot more buttons and a set of pilot sticks instead of a wheel.

She sits in her pilots chair, comfy and familiar, then straps herself in for the coming journey. The familiarity feels like coming home, and she turns to Pira with a thumbs up.

Aug 13, 2024 9:02 pm

The Matoroid is absorbing the shadow-mites, forming tripod limbs and mismatched arm-cannons.

One is aimed at Pinky! Purple-black squares of energy converge at the barrel of the big gun! Our heroines have no time to get to their battle stations! The Matoroid fires!!!

—and a deadly purple beam illuminates our heroines as it passes within a meter of Pinky’s window!

Hero Sword Guy gives the Matoroid’s gangly leg another whack, but the giant creature casually pints him aside. The boy eats the rainbow lollipop (which somehow heals Thundra’s wounds completely) and slips away.

THE BOY HAS ESCAPED TO RELATIVE SAFETY
—Pinky assures you.

Then another voice says,
I SUGGEST YOU DO THE SAME. THE SHADOWS WILL NOT HARM THE BOY. THEY WANT YOU

Fleeing Missy Girl’s world is the only way to save it. And to save yourselves, leave immediately…

Casanova and Pira steady the control sticks as the thrusters launch Pinky straight up through the thin layer of dirt that was covering this secret underground lair! Princess Diamond activates the force field just in time—which is how she’s used to doing things, and Thundra and the laser cannon while Kurumi chooses a station of her own—

But no battle station is necessary just yet. For the shadow mites had charged Pinky’s warp drive when attempting to extract it. A hole form in the sky, pink and spiraling—

—there is a burst!

…followed by weightlessness. Our heroines are in space, with no sign of the enemy!

Yet.

OOC:

Let’s keep the Level 2 thread open for downtime role-play…

Aug 16, 2024 5:41 pm

"Woo! Space!" Piranha raises her hands in the air in absolute delight, then leans forward on the control panel - just barely avoiding activating a ton of tech she shouldn't be activating - and stares into Pinky's front window at the view beyond. "The fish is in space now! I can't wait to brag about it to Jin. Shadowroo could never."

She stares at the space some more, then twists in the seat so she can look at the others. "That was so cool! This entire thing. Confusing because of all the magic and stuff, but we totally owned this shadow guy! Though I still don't get what connection he has to these weird... space tomato things. Do you know what they are, Casanova? Oh, wait, should I call you Captain while we're here? Ship - Pinky, right? - should I call Casanova Captain, or do you have different ranks in your place?"

While Pinky figures out the answer, she also points at Thundra. "Love the new drip! And all the fighting moves! You know, you definitely should join the tournament someday, you'll have tons of fans over there. And Amora is going to be ecstatic about having another girl competitor - me and her are the only regulars there. Well, there is also the Panda Girl, but I haven't seen her since her dad, my ex-boss, tried to conquer the world last time." She puts her hands behind her head and stretches. "You'd be surprised how many times that happened over the years."

Piranha glances out the window again, seems to contemplate for a moment, then looks at Princess Diamond. "Hey, Your Highness, have you ever seen a falling star?" She tilts her head. "..Which didn't fall on you, I think I should clarify."

Last edited August 16, 2024 5:43 pm

Aug 17, 2024 4:47 pm

Pinky replies,
CAPTAIN IS BOTH APPROPRIATE AND APPRECIATED, PIRA, THOUGH FOR YOUR INFORMATION: CASANOVA HAS ATTAINED THE HONORABLE RANK OF SPACE COMMANDER

The ship’s text display beams with pride as the voice-over announces her captain’s true rank.

The view through the starboard window is an endless sea of stars scrolling from left to right, but Pinky doesn’t give an unsolicited report. She sees that Casanova might have a crew, so her hope is that she can translate for the mute Space Commander…!

Aug 17, 2024 6:15 pm