valdattaMadun says:
Adam says:
Legendary_Sidekick says:
—and I say this as someone who, in real life, de-escalated a situation between a double-decker bus full of high school kids and gun-toting Neo Nazis by saying the F-word in front of two nuns.
I think you buried the lede there.
So many questions, were both the Neo-Nazis and HS kids in the bus or was it just the HS kids? Were the nuns with the kids or the Nazis or a separate entity? How did the nun's respond?
I feel like this could make for a fun TTRPG encounter
We were in Rome, and Neo Nazis were doing a demonstration. They had uniforms, shaved heads and a flag. Their presence messed up traffic, forcing our bus to stop right beside them.
I was 21, technically a chaperone on my brother’s high school trip (Catholic school), and several American teenagers who had never seen a real live Neo Nazi before pointed out the windows. The girls giggled. This I watched from the upper deck’s back seat. My brother’s friend said,
"Guys, this isn’t a joke." One man drew a gun and started to board the bus. The friend was ignored. Word of the gunman boarding prompted curious faces to press against the windows.
So here I was, too young to have any real authority. Old enough that I had to be a Chaperone so I could go. The situation forced me to live up to my fake title. I stood up to say,
"Guys, don’t piss them off." At the word ‘don’t,’ I realized there were two nuns sitting beside me, and my next word was going to be ‘piss.’ Having graduated from that school, I knew it was really bad to say that in front of a nun. Worse than a Neo Nazi murdering kids? No, but this didn’t need to be an either-or thing.
Without skipping a beat, I redirected my sentence to whatever phrase popped into my head. It came out as,
"Guys, don’t F••• with them."
The kids were shocked, staring at me and the nuns as they slowly sank to their seats. My dad yelled my name. I stammered,
"but Dad.. the Nazis.."
I turned to face the nuns ready to get hell. Both were completely calm and poised (as always). One gave me a nod.