A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!

IT'S THE GOSHDANG POCKET WIZARD

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Howdy Guys, Gals, and Non-Binary Pals! I'm John G better known for Unlawful Games, a 20+ year veteran of TTRPGs and nonsense. These days I've not been playing or DMing as much (Family life Doncha know) so I've been in the publishing game being a part of such creations as Lowcountry Crawl, Gourmet Street, Bones Deep, Bridgetown, THE BOOK OF GAUB, and others.

HOWEVER, I can feel my powers waning as I grow distant from the games I once knew so well. THUS I have arrived here to sharpen my edge once more, to DM some weird adventures and perhaps get a little time to play myself! I CANNOT promise absolutely my dedication--life comes first as always and man if don't life come down on me HARD sometimes. BUT While you've got me, I promise I'll be here to inspire and cause a delicious ruckus.

How's THAT for an intro?!

Greetings and Salutations! That’s a great intro.

Welcome unlawfulgames!

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Happy gaming!

Welcome to GP!

Welcome :)

Welcome!

Welcome Aboard!

Welcome!

Welcome to GP! Very slick intro.

I feel most welcome! Thanks all, I'm excited to get to know this place better!

Welcome to the site!

Welcome to the community, John!

Welcome!

The Book of Gaub is such an excellent and beautiful publication!

The moment I read that☝️, the Street Fighter II "Here Comes a New Challenger!" music played in my head.
You had me at the title, but with the hilarious graphic and publishing history…

Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️TL;DR Version: Welcome.

Wait a minute 🤔 Where’d this wizard come from?

* rolls 4 *

I see you are a person of taste! Thank you!
https://www.unlawful.games/2024/08/d6-whered-this-wizard-come-from.html

4. This wizard’s parents were gongfarmers, their chances in life less than the shit that literally surrounded them. They learned from the scraps of parchment in the University outhouses–route written scrolls turned to bumfodder. But even these still possessed a fragment of magic–a imitation of an imitation of the reality behind reality. The strange curling letters became hooks in their brain, sticking and and seeking more–a pursuit of a high that would take them away from their station in life. Self-taught, this wizard has plumbed the depths of individual spells–committing themselves to absolutely mastering one before moving to the next, a commitment to show that they are deserving–nay obligated respect. That is why they are dangerous– they wield power for power’s sake, to look down upon the world that once looked down upon them.

Welcome to our community, unlawfulgames!

Welcome :)

Welcome

Welcome