The Adventure

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Jan 7, 2025 1:48 am
INIT

Shield Maiden: 19 -- down to Mild-Mannered Alter Ego (3)
Fuchsia Blu: 18 -- down to Light & Color Manipulator (3) and Blinding Optimism (1)
OmniCorp Stooges: 17
Jet Black: 12

Working on the squirrel stuff while Shield Maiden decides if they want to stick with their already-posted move or not.

Not rolling for the robo-squirrels, since it's impossible for them to beat either roll from Squirrelganger and Small Fry.
Jan 7, 2025 2:11 am
The Doppel-chatterer and its "hearing aid" bound away from the impending conflict, back into the junkyard. Fuchsia will have told them where to look for the robo-squirrels, and may have shown them the video she took of the "adorable" critters in a spare moment during all this hubbub.

Squirrelganger crawls under the truck where the other squirrels were seen, and then pops up through a rusty hole in the floorboard...and sees the two of them instantly!

The squirrels are peering out of the smashed windshield at the scene near the junkyard entrance. Their metallic chatters are clearly concerned, though unless Doppelganger's powers are crazy enough to change their brain functions entirely, they won't be able to understand what they hear. It's probably tech-squirrel-speak anyway, not normal squirrel-speak.

The robo-squirrels have decided to high-tail it (pun!) out of there, so they adjust their packs, slip out of the truck, and hippy-hop through the junkyard. So cunning is Doppelganger's transformation that they're able to dodge out of the robo-squirrel's line of sight with ease.

The squirrels will head to the northwest corner of the junkyard, easily slip over the fence, and then enter the forest, hopping from tree to tree. Doppelganger and Small Fry can follow them easily, and won't be detected.
Jan 7, 2025 3:13 am
Squirrel
>>>Trusting that Fuchsia and Victor/Victoria can handle a few corporate goons and an edgy mercenary, Doppel-squirrel hops off after their robo-squirrel quarry. Following them to their ultimate destination, the purple-pawed squirrel furtively 'tailed' them wherever they led.
Jan 7, 2025 9:01 am
OOC:
Sticking with my posted move.
Jan 7, 2025 8:08 pm
OOC:
Battle start!

Rolls

Corporate Stooges, defending against Shield Maiden - (4d6)

(4523) = 14

Jan 7, 2025 8:13 pm
The Shield Maiden's thunderous attack rocks the stooges, sending them hurtling this way and that! Some of them slam into their Escalade with grunts; others eat a mouthful of dirt.

"This is...not ideal. And painful. Let us regroup, and try to recall OmniCorp protocols for dealing with gender-bending, demi-goddess type threats!"
OOC:
They lose 1 dice.
Jan 7, 2025 8:14 pm
OOC:
More!

Rolls

Corporate Stooges, defending against Fuchsia - (3d6)

(434) = 11

Jan 7, 2025 8:21 pm
The stooges are now blinded from Fuchsia's light manipulation!

"This situation deteriorates by the second. We will have to rely on our other senses until our vision returns. Recall the blindfolded training we've undertaken, comrades, and don't lose heart!"

A pause.

"And by 'comrades,' we are not referencing the former Soviet Russia, its satellite states, or communism. OmniCorp believes in the benevolent freedom of capitalism."
OOC:
They lose 1 more dice.
Jan 7, 2025 8:28 pm
Jet Black uses a finger to tilt her shades down a bit, so she can watch you all work.

"Not bad. You're right: ya'll ain't cosplayers. But are you really the real deal? That remains to be seen."

She pulls out a pistol and crouches, as if she's about to leap into battle...but then yawns and leans against the fence.

"But I think you've misunderstood. I ain't interested in some goody-two-shoes team-up to make me feel all altruistic. I'm a merc. You gotta give me something worthwhile to benefit from my services. Until then...well, who knows what could happen?"
OOC:
She does nothing on her turn.
Jan 7, 2025 8:30 pm
Round Two

Shield Maiden: 19 -- down to Mild-Mannered Alter Ego (3)
Fuchsia Blu: 18 -- down to Light & Color Manipulator (3) and Blinding Optimism (1)
OmniCorp Stooges: 17 -- down to Corporate Stooges (2)
Jet Black: 12

Shield Maiden's turn!

Now for the squirrel stuff....
Jan 7, 2025 8:51 pm
The robo-squirrels hop through the forest without pause, only occasionally chattering to each other. After a bit, you see an opening up ahead. You've gone maybe a quarter of a mile.

The opening is a small abandoned lumber mill. The main structure is a tall wooden building with a sagging roof and windows cracked or boarded up. A faded sign attached to the side reads "Timbermaxx" in peeling paint. You also see a long one-story building (likely the main office) as well as several smaller buildings or sheds, likely used for storage.

Weeds and saplings poke through the concrete, the fence surrounding the property is barely standing, and a few pieces of rusted-out equipment dot the landscape. You see several "No Trespassing" signs, that of course have been ignored; graffiti covers all of the buildings. One reads "FUCK OMNICORP" in huge block letters.

The robo-squirrels scamper to what seems to be the former office building and slip through a hole in the wall, disappearing from sight. You can't see anyone around, but you think you hear a voice coming from inside the building as soon as the robo-squirrels enter. You're about fifty yards from the office, still concealed by the forest.
Jan 7, 2025 8:57 pm
"Flee while you can, hooligans! Or face my fury!" the Shield Maiden declares. Lightning begins to crackle around her as she puts on an intimidating display!

Rolls

Valkyrie-in-Training - (4d6)

(5645) = 20

Jan 7, 2025 9:13 pm
OOC:
Roll!

Rolls

Corporate Stooges, defending against Shield Maiden - (2d6)

(53) = 8

Jan 7, 2025 9:20 pm
"Retreat is not in our vocabulary. Well, it is, but we don't retreat, unless conditions clearly have the "Hopeless" status, as defined in our handbooks. You understand my meaning, perhaps, but I'll explain it anyway, as some people have learning disabilities. Saying a word isn't in your vocabulary doesn't mean you're ignorant of the word, it means the word is something you don't do, or strive not to do."

This pointless explanation is delivered shakily, and the stooges are coughing and stumbling more by the second. The Shield Maiden's display has them reeling!
OOC:
Only one dice left for these goons!
Jan 7, 2025 9:44 pm
OOC:
Fuchsia's turn!
Jan 7, 2025 10:13 pm
first of all, she looks at Victor/Shield Maiden and gives the super well -impressed face paired with an understated thumbs up, woah

secondly, I think what you all really need, is a little bit more individuality, she throws an imaginary handful of paint hitting them each with the very real effect of making their suits appear entirely from head-to-toe a unique color: pink, yellow, blue and rainbow

there, now you can tell reach other apart

Rolls

Light and color - (4d6)

(3155) = 14

Jan 7, 2025 10:39 pm
Small Fry giggles. "Looks like we’ve met our girl genius. How about we approach with two different angles? I’ll do my fly-on-the-wall thing, and you follow the… pack? Skulk? Flamboyance? Whatever the collective noun is for squirrels."

Small Fry shrinks and grows in flight, dilating and glowing so to the human eye, she appears to be a firefly blinking her light!

Her plan is to move to where she can see the missing child, preferably without being seen (or mistaken for an insignificant insect if seen).

Rolls

⚛️ Subatomic Shrinker - (4d6)

(5241) = 12

Jan 8, 2025 12:49 am
OOC:
Fuchsia's cliche should've been 3d6, but you'd still win against their 1 dice. Not rolling for the stooges, since they're doomed.
The stooges' vision has only slightly recovered from Fuchsia's earlier blinding attack, but they still realize something is amiss with their attire.

"Individuality?! That is...that is...."

Their corpo brains are clearly puzzled by this strange concept. They've been thoroughly thrashed, mentally and physically, and are at the mercy of the victors! But wait...Jet Black is still involved....
Jan 8, 2025 12:55 am
The merc lets out a whistle, and holsters her guns.

"Welp, looks like you didn't need my help after all. And you did my dirty work for me. So what'll you do now? Torture them? Give them a heroic speech and hope they'll learn a Life Lesson? Don't mind me, I'm just standing here watching...and listening, very intently."
OOC:
Combat will end if you want, as Jet Black isn't gun-ho for a fight...for now. Or you can fight her, up to you!

If you do end combat, the Stooges are defeated, and you can choose what to do with them. Since this was an actual fight, as opposed to the earlier argument with Mr. Johnson, you can be harsher if you want.
Jan 8, 2025 1:15 am
Small Fry blink-flutters towards the ruined building, getting an angle so she can peek in through a broken window. Inside is Eliza Caldwell, just as she suspected!

The inside still looks junky and abandoned, but Eliza has clearly taken strides to renovate it into a secret base. Tools and gadgets lie everywhere, along with her robotic creations. You see numerous robo-animals besides the squirrels, either currently active, turned off, or sitting on workbenches waiting to be finished or repaired.

There are also various weapons (some sort of energy shotgun, maybe a plasma sword?) lying around, also in various stages of construction.

A small bed sits by a wall, as well as a mini-fridge and a stove. There are various other "secret lair" type things about.

Right now, Eliza is interrogating the two robo-squirrels who just returned....
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