Rebound cocked his head to the side for a moment, catching Eliza's low grumbling. He took just a moment, turned something around in his head, and then said.
"...You know what? You're right. Sorry Eliza, I'll keep my unsolicited advice to myself." he swirled the lemonade around in his cup, watching the pulp moving within in before knocking back the rest of the glass,
"Spent years looking out for a techie who couldn't seem to take care of himself, so, I fell into some old habits. You're not him though, you deserve a chance to figure this stuff out on your own."
"As for my 'secret origins'..." he started, snapping his finger and spinning Ms. Caldwell's cup on the tip of his finger, the light brush of a thumb accelerating it faster and faster though it didn't wobble at the end of his gloved finger.
"Did you hear about the SERPENT attack on the Boston Dynamics Science Expo last year? Well, I was there, helping with one of the demonstrations. A so-called "perpetual motion machine"." he took a moment to make air quotes with his offhand, tossing the glass up and letting it land against the back of his knuckles, letting it roll up along the back of his arm,
"I tried telling him that tapping kinetic energy defeated the entire purpose of a perpetual motion machine, but he starts yappin' about how our understanding of physics is a moving target these days, which necessitates an evolution of our understanding of what is possible." he popped his elbow, hopping the glass which he started spinning on the tip of his nose ... along the lip of the glass, spinning it like a hoola hoop along the small rise, which gave his voice a slight warble at a certain point of the orbit.
"Anyway, there's some time I can't account for, seeing as how the whole front of the building exploded, throwing rubble everywhere. I got thrown back into the perpetual motion machine, woke up really glad we'd decided to use acrylic sheets instead of glass to show the mechanisms at work, but the kinetic siphon's fallen off of its mount, squeezing me down against the floor. Still active, but the energy is just kinda buffeting around randomly and without direction." bending his knees slightly, he hopped up to spin the glass off of his nose, whipping his head down to headbutt it with its forehead and send it into a tumble. Kicking out his leg, he caught it before it connected with the floor with the toe of his shoe, popping it up to bounce off of his knee as he pulled a few quarters out of his pocket, walking them in sequence across the backs of his knuckles as he shuffled the glass from foot to foot like a hacky sack.
"That's when one of the League of Evil Scalies comes slithering over the wreckage, hunting for the inventor in the chaos. I didn't get a good look at who, but the smart money is on Shockodile. Most people in the super space mistakenly believe that kinetic energy only applies to physical objects, but lightning strikes are rated at about a billion joules of energy ... it's a little too fast for my reflexes to control, but the kinetic siphon ripped a peel of the stuff right off of him ... while I was in contact with it." bouncing the glass off of his heel, there was a sharp
tink! as he flicked a quarter into the tumbling glass, as it flipped over his shoulder a second
tink! reported, flipped with a spin from his offhand.
"Best I can figure, something about the dimension that was being tapped twigged to something in Shockodile's lightning ... and decided an organic host was a better option than waiting for the unstable siphon to close the portal." the last coin flicked against the floor and then the ceiling before impacting the bottom of the glass and driving it into Rebound's upturned hand.
"Absolute freak accident. The original inventor is still 'enjoying' SERPENT's hospitality, the original machine is in a police evidence lock-up. Shockodile? I catch a flicker of him from time to time, but I've never managed to pin him down. I wouldn't even know where to start replicating the event." he settled the cup back on Ms. Caldwell's tray.
"Sorry, nervous energy, fidget spinners don't really do it anymore."
Last edited March 9, 2025 4:08 am