The Adventure

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Dec 2, 2024 7:50 pm
Wow, that's some good thinking Darshelle.
Dani looks at her water bottle suddenly disgusted and dumps it out on the lawn.
You don't think it was something environmental do you? She starts looking around at the power lines, at the sky, at the ground and lands on Mr Johnson,
Hey Mister, it sounds like maybe you knew Jimmy's parents? Can you tell us about them? Did you and your wife have anything in common with them besides living next door to eachother?
Dec 2, 2024 9:10 pm
Unfortunately, Johnson is now a weary old codger, and refuses to answer any of your inquiries. He only notes his "special request": that Jimmy "stop being an asshole."

He trudges back to his open garage, returns with a pooper scooper, and cleans up Misty's mess. He then nods to you all; it's more perfunctory than respectful, but at least his rage is no longer boiling over.

Muttering: "I'll clean up her messes from now on."

He walks back inside his home with the now-quiet Misty...and now Jimmy walks up, grinning like a madman.
Dec 2, 2024 9:33 pm
"Fuckin' righteous, group-that-doesn't-have-a-name-yet! (You should really start brainstorming.) Never seen that ancient dingleberry so flustered! And his always-yappin' stupid rat even got quiet!"

But then, hearing your questions about cancer, Jimmy takes a long, uncharacteristic pause, during which he cracks his knuckles in an unsettling manner.

"Cancer rates, eh? Touchy subject around here. Ya see, there's a big OmniCorp cell phone factory about eight miles outta town, way in the boonies. All the peasants think the pay is good, and there ain't many other jobs 'round here, so everyone just swallows OmniCorp's shit...and there's a nice, thick flow o' that shit, believe me. Lotsa workers gettin' cancer, strange stories, etc. etc. Both my parents worked at that factory, so did the Johnsons. Mr. Johnson's still kickin', obviously, but I'd be surprised if a cancer diagnosis wasn't in his future."

"Me and the band have protested outside the factory a few times, even wrote a song ("OmniCancer", made it to #254 on Spotify's Anti-Corporate Anthems [Punk or Rock] list), but the lemmings 'round here don't care. Shit, the country doesn't care. All you have to do is say 'jobs,' and everyone rolls over."

"You supes thinkin' of investigating? Good luck. You'll need it. OmniCorp basically owns this country. But if ya'll perish in the attempt, I'll write a bittersweet, raging song about ya!"

"Aight, time to get that $750, as promised! Gotta run down to an ATM!"


He hops into his beater Toyota Corolla, and peels off down the quiet neighborhood street.
What's your next step? Some options:

1) Investigate this factory, or OmniCorp in general.

2) Hang out and get to know each other. Who knows, some mission might fall into your laps.

3) Log on to Hero Help Now, the most popular website connecting heroes with those in need, to see if anyone nearby needs assistance.

4) Travel into town to see what's happening.
Dec 3, 2024 8:18 pm
Small Fry grows back to her full height… almost. She stops a few inches short, about 4’7" or -8".

"Well, I don’t know about the rest of you, but I think we could use a warm-up mission or two before we take on evil corporations.

"Maybe we should come up with a way to patrol?"
Her eyes flit from non-powered-Victor to caped-Fuchsia-Blu to the current form of Doppelgänger. "I’m not the only flyer here, am I?"
OOC:
Choosing Option 4, but I’m actually fine with any option if one of you has a strong preference.
Dec 3, 2024 10:16 pm
Fuchsia answers wistfully, I wish I could fly. I think that would be so awesome. as she says this the sun appears to shine on her just a little bit lighter.

but now on to business, Don't sell us short Small Fry, I think taking on a major evil corporation is just the kind of boost our team is going to need if we want to get noticed alongside with the majors. I say, the more needlessly complex the plan, the better the content!

Speaking of branding, I think Jimmy's totally right on one thing, if we're going to be memorable we need to have a name. Let's see... There are four of us and we're all Fantastic, so... no, wait, that's already taken, Maybe we could be like some sort of squad, or force? The Fource? no that's stupid, I don't know I'm not great at coming up with names. what do you guys think? Would it help if we start with like a mission statement or something? Like we should have a name that says we're here to do good and protect people...
Dec 3, 2024 10:36 pm
"The Doo-Gooders… ’cause our first mission was about picking up doo? Sorry, I’ll just… boo myself."

Small Fry dwindles to knee-high as she explains her unfunny wordplay.
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Dec 4, 2024 11:35 am
"Yeah, I don't know if we're ready to just barge straight into a factory of evil," Victor says. "Maybe we should try Googling it first? Do a little research so we know what we're getting ourselves into?"

He groans at Small Fry's name suggestion. "Ugh. No. Maybe something simple, like the Champions, or the Crusaders, at least until we can figure out something more dramatic?"
Dec 4, 2024 6:15 pm
Darshelle
"Fource ain't so bad." 'Darshelle' chimed in. "But let's look into things before we leap into battling something like an OmniCorp factory. Lotsa nuance in big battles like that."
Dec 4, 2024 7:21 pm
That's exactly what I'm talking about you guys! Recon! This is step one of the complex plan.
Dani is looking up the corporate website on her phone. I mean, if there's some pressing heroics that need doing, we'll do them right? But maybe just out of curiousity, let's just take a peek at this website and see if they happen to be hiring maybe...
Legendary_Sidekick says:
"The Doo-Gooders…
Lol, I'm not sure I want to be known for that particular heroic deed...
Maybe you're right Darshelle, maybe Fource isn't so bad.
How about a modifier, like, The Dynamic Fource, or The Fierce Fource (if you prefer alliteration) or like we could blend it with Victor's suggestion and just call ourselves like, The Crusading Fource or something?
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Dec 4, 2024 10:48 pm
If you all were to do a quick Google search (or an OmniSearch) of OmniCorp, you'd learn that the gargantuan multi-national corporation has achieved dominance across multiple sectors. They have subsidiaries in cell phone tech (OmniPhone), retail (OmniStore), media and entertainment (OmniStream), social media (OmniNet), manufacturing (OmniFab), and logistics (OmniExpress).

With an annual revenue of $1.8 trillion, a global workforce of 2 million people, and (perhaps most importantly) a rumored lobbying budget of $10 billion, OmniCorp is an indomitable institution.

The mainstream media and politicians of all stripes fawn over the corporation, as OmniCorp pays "good" wages (but of course, crushes all unionization efforts), and maintains a "large" American workforce.

However, muckrakers and rebels have OmniCorp directly in their sights. Tons of safety and environmental regulations, convoluted accounting, executives with obscene pay packages, smaller towns bludgeoned into doing OmniCorp's will, a phalanx of lawyers ready to sue any of the corporation's foes into oblivion, law enforcement "persuaded" to harass these same foes...standard stuff for this company.

The factory near Small Town has been criticized by many for the issues Jimmy mentioned, but so have other OmniCorp factories. OmniCorp usually pays an "independent" entity to inspect these factories, and these "watchdogs" or "auditors" always give the factory an A+ grade. It's almost like they're not truly independent at all....

And yes, they're hiring for tons of positions, including here at the Small Town factory.

While you're mulling over all this, Jimmy Z returns.
Dec 4, 2024 10:56 pm
After parking his car, Jimmy walks over and quickly counts out $187 for each of you. Yes, that's only $748, but you all don't care about an extra 50 cents each, do you? Of course not!

Chuckling, the punk rocker slaps each of you on the back: "Pleasure doin' bidness with ya, heroes and heroines! If any o' the other neighbors start botherin' me, I might enlist your services again. Or maybe you can provide security at one o' our shows? I don't mind some fierce mosh-pitting, but when the blood starts flowin' and the bones start crackin', it's a bit much, ya know? I can't play guitar with broken fingers!"

Hearing a review of your potential names, he laughs.

"How about the Foursome? HAHA! That'll get your enemies thinkin' certain thoughts!"

He saunters over to the open garage, to tinker with this and that, leaving you all to your discussion.
Dec 4, 2024 11:39 pm
Small Fry attempts to Shrink to Subatomic Size to dodge the pat on the back!

"I didn’t consent to being touched!"

—Lily’s surroundings are no more than a sea of electrons, whirling and whizzing about! As a wave passes all around her, the subatomic particles are like fireflies swarming golf balls. She wants to catch on in her hand… but her hand is strangely smooth and not completely defined as a human hand. Her skin at this size has a quasar-bright chartreuse glow. Each finger is like the point of a star—
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Rolls

⚛️ Subatomic Shrinker - (4d6)

(4453) = 16

Dec 5, 2024 12:05 am
OOC:
Not so fast! Jimmy is going all out to get that pat. Technically, this will be a single action conflict.

Rolls

Punk Rocker, +2 pumped - (4d6)

(3111) = 6

Dec 5, 2024 12:16 am
Perhaps Jimmy should appreciate personal boundaries, but he's a punk rocker, and used to being the metaphorical fly in the soup. So he tries his damnedest to pat/swat/flick/at least touch the rapidly shrinking heroine.

Failure! Having exerted his punk-ness to the utmost to try and accomplish this usually simple task, Jimmy now feels...normal? Like he wants to write a letter to the editor complaining about garden gnomes or some shit...or sit on a recliner and binge-watch Ice Road Truckers...or utter "Another day, another dollar," or some similar banality....

In short, he feels like his parents!

His garage-tinkering intensifies, as he tries to recover his rebellious nature. It'll take some time, though. If only Small Fry hadn't been so uptight about harmless physical contact!
Dec 5, 2024 12:24 am
—a spark appears as Jimmy Z’s hand whiffs past where Small Fry vanished.

The fairy-like heroine reappears, clothed in a swirl of colored light that eventually settles to the shape of a Tinkerbell dress.

She is so shaken from her first sub-nanometric experience—‘drunk’ with unprecedented giddiness—she fails to notice her landlord’s dejected slump.
OOC:
Huh. So *that’s* what happens when a punk gets punked. Whoopsie.
Dec 5, 2024 7:15 pm
Check it out, they have a ton of open positions, maybe we could get somebody on the inside? Ear to the ground, gather some intel, that kinda thing? Look they have a ton of openings. Maybe if I got a job as a delivery driver I could do double duty as roaming patrol while I'm delivering packages ya know? Because, like, I don't have a car... She looks at the cash in hand.
Like maybe we could pool our money and get like a van or something? I guess we could all get bikes?...

That settles it, I'm getting a job

She submits an application
Also, they're like the biggest employer in town. Maybe we could find out where these people drink. She pulls up her phone, "Closest bar to Omnicorp facility" followed by bus route information. I mean, that seems like as good a place as any to start our patrol to me, right? what do you guys think?
She adds, I like Fierce Fource, That sounds cool to me, so that gets my vote for team name.
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Dec 5, 2024 9:27 pm
Fuchsia finds 3 entry-level job postings for the Small Town factory.

Job Posting 1: Assembly Line Operator
Description: Assemble cutting-edge cell phone components in a fast-paced environment. No experience needed; training provided. Must have strong attention to detail and the ability to stand for extended periods. Competitive hourly pay with overtime opportunities.

Job Posting 2: Material Handler
Description: Ensure production lines stay stocked with materials. Duties include moving raw materials and finished goods, operating forklifts (certification a plus), and maintaining inventory accuracy. Minimal experience required. Growth opportunities available.

Job Posting 3: Quality Control Inspector
Description: Inspect products for defects and ensure compliance with OmniCorp’s high standards. Basic familiarity with manufacturing or electronics is preferred, but not required. Excellent training program and potential for advancement.

If Fuchsia (or anyone else) has specific skills (management, accounting, scientific training, etc.), there are more options available. If not, these 3 are the best options to get hired.

Which one will you choose? Or will you apply to all of them, and see what happens?

Also, anyone who applies needs to write out a resume! Make it detailed and engaging! OmniCorp is looking for corporate slaves team players!

The nearest bar is called The Last Round, located on the outskirts of Small Town. It sounds like the classic dive bar...though many online reviews mention the intensity of the owner, a man named Gavin Boone. It doesn't sound like he's an evil person, just someone who "doesn't put up with nonsense."
Dec 6, 2024 6:33 pm
Actually, on second thought, Just reading this listing is making me feel totally desturated. She desaturates.
Maybe they'll be hiring at The Last Round?
hmmmm....well we might as well check Hero Help Now and see if there's anything close or on the way right?

She logs into the site.
Dec 6, 2024 9:13 pm
Since Small Town is...small, there are only two postings on Hero Help Now:

1.) "My 11-year-old daughter has been missing for 3 days. I've notified the police, but they don't really care. Are there any supers out there who can help me?!?!"

You can message this user for more info.

2.) "I require assistance from powerful and determined individuals. Circumstances prevent me from detailing the exact nature of my needs on this website. If interested, simply utter the following phrase: 'Turquoise penguins sit in the Oval Office and plot neutron star asphyxiation.'"

This user has messaging turned off.

To travel around, you can call Small Town Transit Service...which is just a small van that meanders around, taking folks here and there. It's the boonies, after all; no subways or bus routes here. Many locations are also within walking distance, or you could sweet-talk Jimmy into letting you borrow his car.
Dec 6, 2024 9:29 pm
Victor looks over Fuchsia’s shoulder. "A missing kid? That’s terrible! We should totally try to find her!"
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