The Adventure

load previous
Jan 8, 2025 1:32 am
She bends down and inspects the packs on the robo-squirrel's backs.

"What've you brought me today, huh, S2 and S3? Dumbass Sal didn't notice ya, did he?"

EXCITED CHATTERING

"Hold on, hold on! I'm trying to process all the----"

MORE EXCITED CHATTERING

"Gah! I thought I programmed you to be more level-headed! I'll see for myself!"

She picks up one of the robo-squirrels, sets it on a workbench, then shoves a USB-type cord into a slot in its neck. This doesn't bother the squirrel one bit; in fact, it lets out a squeak of delight.

Eliza then connects the other end of the cord to a laptop, opens up a program, clicks a few buttons, and voila! She's reviewing video of what the squirrel saw back at the junkyard.

"Hmmm...there's Sal. Looking dumb and shifty as usual. And four cosplayers...wait...is that my Mom?! Then some cool-looking all-black-wearing chick...some OmniCorp goons...what...the...actual...fuck?!"

She paces around for a few seconds, muttering.

"Ain't no coincidence. Someone noticed you robo-squirrels...[CONCERNED SQUEALING]...oh, pipe down! I created you, it's my fault I didn't make you more stealthy. Anyway, looks like someone put the word out that something freaky was happening at the junkyard, and now everyone and their mother (and my mother) is investigating...."

She looks around the room sadly, and sighs.

"Well, looks like we're on the run again. Can't stay here, with everyone poking around just a quarter-mile away. But first, let's make sure nobody followed you two goofs here...."

She presses some keys on her laptop....
Eliza's Stats:

Engineer Extraordinaire (4)
Rebel Without A Cause (3)

She also has allies:

Horde of robo-animals (3)

Rolls

Engineer Extraordinaire, scanning the area - (4d6)

(1251) = 9

Jan 8, 2025 1:39 am
OOC:
Small Fry remains undetected!

Doppelganger, roll to see if you get detected.
Jan 8, 2025 4:38 am
Squirrel
Taking the slower route of retracing the steps of the robo-squirrels in the hopes of avoiding any traps the girl genius might've laid for trespassers, Doppelganger arrived in the building after Small Fry but caught most of the same things the diminutive damsel had seen.
OOC:
I think Pulp Detective might cover remaining undetected. It specifically mentions 'stealthy approaches' in the description.

Rolls

Pulp Detective - (3d6)

(365) = 14

Jan 9, 2025 9:56 pm
OOC:
Yeah, that works. Neither of you are detected. Since this isn't a face-to-face conflict, I'll say Eliza doesn't lose dice. It's more like a perception or investigation check in D&D.
Eliza scrutinizes the laptop for a few moments, absorbing what seems to be an overwhelming amount of data flashing across the screen.

"Hmmm...don't see any threats. But I haven't had time to build a really top-notch scanning system...."

She then whirls around and whistles. All the active robo-animals snap to attention.

"Listen up, all of you! We're moving out! Pack up everything quickly! No lollygagging! And C8, go get the van!"

The robo-animals make their respective robo-noises for a few seconds, and then get to work. Crates are dragged into the room, and all of them start shoving in Eliza's contraptions, tools, gear, and so on. Eliza also helps pack, occasionally stopping to direct her creations.

A robo-chimpanzee (likely C8) front-flips out of a window and lopes across the concrete parking lot, heading towards the large main building. Probably where Eliza has the van stashed....
Jan 9, 2025 11:44 pm
Small Fry decides to test the girl’s intellectual curiosity. Barely a glowing speck, about a millimeter tall, the tiny heroine moves in a way that she can be seen—but not perceived as more than a spark.

She uses the immense strength she can only have at her super-tiny size! She pushes against the W button on the laptop! "Ngyunnnnngg!"

w

The spark moves over to the A button! Then the I! The T! "Hrrrrrrrrrggghh!"

wait

She keeps pressing more buttons!

waitcam

"Shit! Typo! Arrrrrrrrgh!"

waitcamwetalk/

She sprawls on the ? button and watches the colossal child. How will she deal with the little spark who keeps taping her keyboard.

Jan 10, 2025 1:27 am
It takes a few seconds for Eliza to pause in her packing and look at her laptop. Her jaw drops and her eyes almost pop out of her skull.

"What the?! Hacked?! No, can't be! The NSA couldn't crack this thing!"

A few clicks and taps, and she realizes someone is typing on her laptop...right here and now! It doesn't take long for her to notice Small Fry. She immediately puts on a pair of glasses (like Google Glass, but not shitty...and custom-made, of course, so no privacy concerns) and stares down at the diminutive heroine. The glasses have clearly locked onto the spark, and are displaying info that Eliza is interpreting.

"I don't know exactly what you are, but you've got about five seconds to explain yourself! Choose your words carefully, or I'm vaporizing you."
Jan 10, 2025 4:06 am
Small Fry grows to fairy-size. She flutters to the open laptop and seats herself atop the screen, crossing one leg over the other.

"My name’s Small Fry. I’m here because your Mother is worried about you, Eliza."

She leans in a little.

"You’re fortunate that I found you instead of the merc or the corporate goons. But you realize that the moment C8 starts that van, the bad guys will converge on us. And Jet Black isn’t alone, though she pretends to be. So…"

Small Fry points down at the message she typed on the screen.

"Can we talk?"
Jan 10, 2025 11:15 am
Totes_McGee says:
The merc lets out a whistle, and holsters her guns.

"Welp, looks like you didn't need my help after all. And you did my dirty work for me. So what'll you do now? Torture them? Give them a heroic speech and hope they'll learn a Life Lesson? Don't mind me, I'm just standing here watching...and listening, very intently."
The Shield Maiden scoffs as the goons easily give in. "Disappointing. I was hoping for a real challenge." She glances over at Jet Black. "Let them run back to their masters with their tails between their legs. They shall know it is a fool's gambit to attempt to cross us in the future."
Jan 10, 2025 8:13 pm
Eliza's curiosity is obviously piqued by the size-shifting "fairy." She doesn't answer immediately; instead you see her eyes flashing from side to side as she processes whatever her Special Glasses are telling her about you.

But when she does answer, her face turns beet-red, and she clenches her fists.

"My mother? Worried? HA! So she hasn't told you the whole story, huh? You're a typical wannabe do-gooder, aren't ya? Rushing in to save the day, without learning all the facts!"

"And I'm lucky you found me first? Pffffttt. I can handle myself. And nobody's gonna converge here in time to stop me from leaving, unless you've got an army just outside that I somehow missed. In case you didn't notice, it's a quarter-mile to the junkyard, and there's a forest separating us."


She makes a strange buzzing noise, and three robo-hummingbirds zip towards Small Fry, hovering near her menacingly! All the other robo-animals are also staring at the "fairy." Outside, you hear the sound of a vehicle moving towards the lair.

"Time's up, fairy girl. Judging from the scene at the junkyard, I'm a popular free agent. Everyone wants to know who exactly has created these robo-animals. And while I'm not really looking to sign with a team, if you make me an offer I can't refuse...."

She then wags a finger at Small Fry.

"But if your offer is 'go back to my mother like a meek little lamb,' then you're wasting your breath!"
Jan 10, 2025 9:01 pm
Small Fry looks to the hummingbirds on either side of her.
@witchdoctor
"So you hop in the van. C8 drives off the moment he sees you…" She pretends to ponder. What she’s really doing is stalling while in earshot of Doppelgänger. "…and then it’s off to a career in super-villainy?

"How much will you really be worth?"
She gestures to emphasize the surrounding hummingbirds. "You literally surrounded me with converging drones while unironically failing to catch my meaning of converge. Do you think OmniCorp is sending the Keystone Cops to chase your van on foot? They’ve got eyes in the skies. They don’t need to chase you. They just need to know your destination.

"And if you think it’s easy to escape dro—"


Small Fry quite suddenly shrinks away—too small to be perceived even by a robot hummingbird, if she’s quick enough!
OOC:
Attempting to get away from the hummingbirds, ideally a roll against them—though my roll is less than ideal!

Also hoping Doppelgänger will think of something while Small Fry possibly stalls Eliza.
Last edited January 10, 2025 9:04 pm

Rolls

⚛️ Subatomic Shrinker - (4d6)

(1155) = 12

Jan 11, 2025 1:28 am
>>>Sometimes giving someone what they expect is exactly how to motivate them. Doppelganger watched as Small Fry tried to reason with the young gadgeteer and, in typical fashion, the young girl overestimated how smart she actually was. Sometimes it seemed like having 'super intelligence' makes one 'super dumb'.
>>> Doppelganger moved from under the low cover their squirrel-form hid from Eliza's scans and scurried furtively to a more dramatic location for the next step of the plan...

Mr. Smith
>>>"Target Eliza Caldwell." Doppelganger's 'Mr. Smith' form announced with a sort of buzzing and buttery voice. "You will submit yourself as an OmniCorp subsidiary forthwith. Please, do not resist." Mr. Smith stepped into the dramatic lighting for maximum effect, the purple lenses of his dark shades glinting in the light. Maybe proving the girl wrong might move her into a more tractable mood. Doppelganger steeled himself for the inevitable attack by her drones.
Last edited January 11, 2025 1:30 am
Jan 11, 2025 6:54 pm
Eliza rolls her eyes at Small Fry's comments.

"Super-villainy?! Do you really think I----"

She's cut short as the heroine again disappears. The robo-hummingbirds buzz about, awaiting further orders. But then Mr. Smith dramatically appears, and Eliza directs her attention towards him. Unlike Small Fry, who she at least talked to (albeit briefly), Eliza has zero patience for this new interloper.

"Another one?! Damn, my makeshift scanners are really lackluster...and you're with OmniCorp? Thought you bootlicking scum traveled in packs. Anyway, doesn't matter! I ain't submitting to no corpo-fascist! Get 'im, crew!"

She grabs the high-tech shotgun from a crate as her robo-animals rush towards Mr. Smith!
OOC:
Combat time! Mr. Smith, roll a d20 for initiative.

Eliza or her animals aren't contesting Small Fry's roll, so Small Fry can leave/retreat if she desires. If she wants to stick around and help Mr. Smith, roll a d20!

Rolls

Eliza init - (d20)

(15) = 15

Horde of robo-animals init - (d20)

(10) = 10

Jan 11, 2025 9:42 pm
Small Fry wants to help the child. Unfortunately, the kid is so on edge, the heroine doesn’t know what to make of her—but maybe the way to earn a child genius’ respect is to outwit her.

So Small Fry uses her microscopic size to slip away—

—and once outside, she knows her target. It’ll take a few size shifts: bug-size to check the van, subatomic to slip in through the van’s molecular structure… and then, just big enough to look at C8, not where the key to the van is—

—and bigger, so she can snatch the key!
OOC:
INIT roll just to see if SF can get this far before combat starts. But since I’m not in the combat, I’ll roll vs. C8.

Rolls

INIT., if needed - (d20)

(19) = 19

⚛️ Subatomic Shrinker - (4d6)

(3421) = 10

Jan 11, 2025 10:16 pm
C8 drives the van near an exit to the building, backing up skillfully so his compatriots can easily load Eliza's stuff into the back. The robo-chimp could teach distracted drivers a think or two about maneuvering a vehicle....

But then the engine mysteriously turns off! Looking around frantically, C8 notices Small Fry's key theft, but is unable to stop her! The robot lets out a robo-chimp-scream, hoping to alert its allies!
OOC:
This will happen at the same time as Round One of combat. What Small Fry does next will happen during Round Two. Might want to wait to see how things pan out before deciding your next action.

Technically, the chimp is part of the horde, but since he split off, he should get 1 dice. More like 0.5 dice, but whatever. And it loses against your roll regardless (unless it tries to pump, which would "kill" it anyway), so technically it's now at zero dice. You can decide what you want to do with it, if anything.
Jan 12, 2025 1:31 pm
Mr. Smith
>>>"Expected negative response. Behavior added to the algorithm." Doppelganger said, ape-ing the sort of nonsense the real OmniCorp agents had said earlier. "Efficiency is the OmniCorp motto. One Agent is the most efficient assignment of personnel. Sufficient to apprehend a new OmniCorp asset or resource." Seeing the girl reach for her techno-shotgun and the horde of cyber-critters on the love, Doppelganger opted for the better part of valor and dove behind a cluster of filing cabinets for cover. "Do Not seek help from the superhero team sent to rescue you.
OmniCorp is the future. OmniCorp is your future."
Doppelganger had to get out of this form's headspace before he started actually believing the drivel that issued from Mr. Smith's mouth.

Rolls

Initiative - (d20)

(1) = 1

Jan 12, 2025 6:43 pm
Back at the junkyard Fuschia has her arm around the shoulder of the yellow individual. hey I want you to know that when you guys were saying all that stuff in unison, I noticed that you really stood out.
She touches her phone and opens up her book list,
If you haven't read it already there's a really cool book you should check out, Finding your Inner voice, it was written by The Shrieker when he was leaving Darwin Fossil's School for high achieving mutants. I think it'll really change your life

Fuschia walks away from the interaction feeling optimistic again.

as for you, to Jet
what do you mean Dirty Work? Who sent you?
Last edited January 12, 2025 6:43 pm
Jan 12, 2025 7:21 pm
OOC:
It seems like you've both decided to let the Stooges go. If that's not the case, I'll retcon this post.
The Shield Maiden's tough words have the goons muttering about "protocol-driven retribution" and "regulations for demi-goddesses," but Fuchsia's perky and forgiving attitude clearly has them befuddled.

"Your words are...difficult to process, superhuman woman. Especially since they follow an intense bout of fisticuffs, where we opposed each other. We will have to collectively debrief ourselves to comprehend their full import. And...."

They don't know what to say next. Thank you? Take care? All of us will definitely check out "Finding Your Inner Voice"?

Instead, they smile. It's one of the worst collections of smiles ever witnessed by humankind; it's likely been years since they've made such an expression. But at least they tried!

They then shamble back into their Escalade, and, after some unheard words (probably determining their next destination), they drive away.
Jan 12, 2025 7:30 pm
Unlike the Stooges, Jet Black is unaffected by all this. She's still her sarcastic merc self.

"Channeling Abe Lincoln, huh? Destroying your enemies by making them your friends? Worthy of a Hallmark Channel movie!"

She saunters over to her Jeep and climbs in.

"And do you really think I'm going to tell you who sent me? That's Merc 101: never tell 'em who hires you. So spare me your Miss Goody-Two-Shoes routine [pointing to Fuchsia], and spare me your intimidating Valkyrie shtick [pointing to Shield Maiden]. I'm a different breed from those goons. And I doubt there's anything else for me to learn here, so...ta-ta!"

She turns on the Jeep and begins to back out. Will you let her leave? Or will you try to stop her, and risk another fight?
Jan 12, 2025 7:42 pm
Sal waves both arms, and hops around un-athletically, as the Stooges depart.

"Wait! Weren't you gonna look around?! And pay me, of course! Aww, that chick's got 'em all twisted up...."

He sighs sadly as the Escalade disappears down the road. Still, he's got his guard dogs back in line, and he hovers on the periphery, watching...waiting....
Jan 12, 2025 7:47 pm
The perhaps-forgotten Sarah also has something to say. She's been hanging back near her car, trying to keep safe, while also trying to keep tabs on the situation. She now whispers to both Fuchsia and Shield Maiden:

"This is all so hectic! But still exciting! I feel like...like I wanna...do stuff."

"Anyway, where are the others? Has anyone learned anything about Eliza? And what about this mercenary woman? It seems like she wants to...to enlist my daughter into some evil cause!"
load next

You do not have permission to post in this thread.