She glances over at Victor. "How about you? Don't be shy. What can you do?" She's not sure what to expect out of him.
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Feb 2, 2025 7:33 am
Rocketeer catches her hesitation but doesn't pry. Her mind's whirring through too many possibilities to be curious about what happened at the attometric level. "I see... Fascinating, fascinating. Your shrinking's even more potent than I imagined. You simply have to let me study you! If I figure out your deal and apply that knowledge towards miniaturizing my tech, I could fit in so many more features. Or just cram in enough warheads to level a town. Hah!"
She glances over at Victor. "How about you? Don't be shy. What can you do?" She's not sure what to expect out of him.
She glances over at Victor. "How about you? Don't be shy. What can you do?" She's not sure what to expect out of him.
Feb 2, 2025 12:50 pm
"Level aaahhhh..…?
Small Fry lets Victor deal with the mad/rocket scientist.
She turns to Eliza and sees that the reward is an antimatter grenade, so maybe scientists like explosions. At least the grenade is nonlethal.
"Quid pro quo is fine. But… lame? I become a form made of… quarks? Or preons because I’m made of energy? Or maybe something else, because I’m made of positive energy?"
She can’t become the energy form she’s talking about at a size visible to the naked eye. But at about an inch tall…She becomes what is effectively a fairy shape. Her color is fuchsia. In a blink it’s chartreuse. She’s a deep blue fading to ultraviolet. Her hue reddens to infrared. Her color changes multiple times per second, faster than the human eye can perceive. If you try not to keep up, her color is ‘candleflame.’
Small Fry grows back to fairy size. "Whether you want to study me, or you need help with something—" Turning to Sarah: "—or if you want to invite us to dinner, I’ll be there!"
Small Fry lets Victor deal with the mad/rocket scientist.
She turns to Eliza and sees that the reward is an antimatter grenade, so maybe scientists like explosions. At least the grenade is nonlethal.
"Quid pro quo is fine. But… lame? I become a form made of… quarks? Or preons because I’m made of energy? Or maybe something else, because I’m made of positive energy?"
She can’t become the energy form she’s talking about at a size visible to the naked eye. But at about an inch tall…
[ +- ] 🔥 Fantasian Corona
Size: <3 cm tall
At about an inch or less, Small Fry is a fairy silhouette made entirely of impossibly bright light. She is fire. She can light a wick from her touch, but she is too tiny for combat.
At about an inch or less, Small Fry is a fairy silhouette made entirely of impossibly bright light. She is fire. She can light a wick from her touch, but she is too tiny for combat.
Small Fry grows back to fairy size. "Whether you want to study me, or you need help with something—" Turning to Sarah: "—or if you want to invite us to dinner, I’ll be there!"
Feb 3, 2025 9:23 am
Eltesla says:
She glances over at Victor. "How about you? Don't be shy. What can you do?" She's not sure what to expect out of him.Feb 3, 2025 10:05 pm
Seeing that you all are getting acquainted, the Caldwells wave goodbye and then leave in their respective vehicles. Eliza peels out onto the road, with Sarah honking at her to slow down.
(Sarah was your ride out here, but you're superheroes! You'll figure out a way to get back to town.)
Without the mother/daughter duo and the noisy crew of robo-animals, the lumber mill seems peaceful. You hear birds chirping, frogs ribbitting, and a hawk screech overhead.
But it's not peaceful for long! You hear thunder, though there's barely a cloud in the sky. Then a sheet of lightning careens down about 30 yards from you, scorching the weedy concrete and making your hairs stand on end!
A burly, smiling man wielding a sparking sword and wearing armor and a cape appears out of the lightning. He strides confidently towards you all...for about half the distance. Then he wobbles a bit, and lets out a belch that shakes the nearby abandoned buildings.
(Sarah was your ride out here, but you're superheroes! You'll figure out a way to get back to town.)
Without the mother/daughter duo and the noisy crew of robo-animals, the lumber mill seems peaceful. You hear birds chirping, frogs ribbitting, and a hawk screech overhead.
But it's not peaceful for long! You hear thunder, though there's barely a cloud in the sky. Then a sheet of lightning careens down about 30 yards from you, scorching the weedy concrete and making your hairs stand on end!
A burly, smiling man wielding a sparking sword and wearing armor and a cape appears out of the lightning. He strides confidently towards you all...for about half the distance. Then he wobbles a bit, and lets out a belch that shakes the nearby abandoned buildings.
[ +- ] Image

Feb 3, 2025 10:06 pm
He scrutinizes all three of you, but then fixates on Victor.
"Ah, there you are, my paramour! I can sense the storm within you! You've been missing for so long that I was beginning to get worried...."
He then tilts his head, rubs his chin, scratches his ass, rubs some gunk out of his eye, and circles Victor.
"But why are you wearing such an...inadequate form? A disguise, perhaps? No matter! Come here and give me a kiss, milady! I'm not usually into kissing men (if this scrawny thing can indeed be called a man), but since I know it's really you inside there, all is well!"
He wraps an arm around Victor and leans in for a smooch. Victor sees moist lips, a beard that's a bit grungy, and smells the odor of alcohol.
(5) Demi-god of the Storm, Wielder of Lightningfang, Legendary Guzzler of Ale, Clothesliner of Dragons, Infamous Seducer & Love-Maker, Ignorer of People Who Criticize Excessive Descriptive Titles (and Rules for Developing Cliches)
(3) Alcoholic
"Ah, there you are, my paramour! I can sense the storm within you! You've been missing for so long that I was beginning to get worried...."
He then tilts his head, rubs his chin, scratches his ass, rubs some gunk out of his eye, and circles Victor.
"But why are you wearing such an...inadequate form? A disguise, perhaps? No matter! Come here and give me a kiss, milady! I'm not usually into kissing men (if this scrawny thing can indeed be called a man), but since I know it's really you inside there, all is well!"
He wraps an arm around Victor and leans in for a smooch. Victor sees moist lips, a beard that's a bit grungy, and smells the odor of alcohol.
(5) Demi-god of the Storm, Wielder of Lightningfang, Legendary Guzzler of Ale, Clothesliner of Dragons, Infamous Seducer & Love-Maker, Ignorer of People Who Criticize Excessive Descriptive Titles (and Rules for Developing Cliches)
(3) Alcoholic
Feb 3, 2025 10:44 pm
Victor had already begun to back away from the bearded dude as he circled the bespectacled teen, but when he tries to kiss him, Victor yelps. "Ack! Wh-what are you doing, bro? I think you’ve got the wrong guy. My name’s Victor, and I’m not anybody’s paramour!"
Behind Victor, Hilde the cat rolls her eyes. "This guy," the feline mutters.
Behind Victor, Hilde the cat rolls her eyes. "This guy," the feline mutters.
OOC:
Note this is likely the first time anybody has heard Hilde talk.Rolls
Mild-Mannered Alter Ego - (3d6)
(412) = 7
Feb 3, 2025 10:55 pm
"A cat? I thought you were a dog person. And your demeanor is certainly...not up to your usual demi-goddess standards...."
Unfortunately, Ragnar's inebriation wipes out any skepticism! (For the moment....)
"...which means it's a fantastic disguise! Ah, your cleverness is getting me even more randy! C'mere, you sexy typhoon-surfer!"
And so Victor gets smooched! A quick kiss without saliva being swapped...but a kiss nonetheless!
"Now, while I'm eager to take you into one of these abandoned buildings and...you know...I can wait until you introduce me to your companions!"
He bows low, his drunkenness nearly causing him to fall over.
"Ragnar Thunderheart, wielder of Lightningfang, legendary hero...at your service! Any friend of Meghana Windstrider is a friend of mine!"
However, Victor just lost a roll, so he's down to Mild-Mannered Alter Ego (2)
Unfortunately, Ragnar's inebriation wipes out any skepticism! (For the moment....)
"...which means it's a fantastic disguise! Ah, your cleverness is getting me even more randy! C'mere, you sexy typhoon-surfer!"
And so Victor gets smooched! A quick kiss without saliva being swapped...but a kiss nonetheless!
"Now, while I'm eager to take you into one of these abandoned buildings and...you know...I can wait until you introduce me to your companions!"
He bows low, his drunkenness nearly causing him to fall over.
"Ragnar Thunderheart, wielder of Lightningfang, legendary hero...at your service! Any friend of Meghana Windstrider is a friend of mine!"
OOC:
I forgot to mention: after the Caldwells' mission, I'm saying you've taken a break, so all cliches are restored.However, Victor just lost a roll, so he's down to Mild-Mannered Alter Ego (2)
Rolls
Alcoholic - (3d6)
(134) = 8
Feb 4, 2025 12:07 am
Small Fry is visibly uncomfortable. She wants to shout no-means-no, but… this hero is legendarily drunk. Shouting is definitely not the answer.
She shrinks to fairy-size. "Oh, huh… the cat talks and there’s a boyfriend? But are you positive, Randy, that Victor’s the Meghana that you’re looking for? He looks more like Mega-Man at the moment. But even at other moments… I don’t believe Victor’s orientation switches."
She hopes to ease the man into realizing he’s probably drunk. And probably should hail an eight-legged horse to drive him home.
She shrinks to fairy-size. "Oh, huh… the cat talks and there’s a boyfriend? But are you positive, Randy, that Victor’s the Meghana that you’re looking for? He looks more like Mega-Man at the moment. But even at other moments… I don’t believe Victor’s orientation switches."
She hopes to ease the man into realizing he’s probably drunk. And probably should hail an eight-legged horse to drive him home.
OOC:
Oh dear, that roll is barely above average…Last edited February 4, 2025 12:09 am
Rolls
☀️ Sunshine & Rainbows - (3d6)
(165) = 12
Feb 4, 2025 12:19 am
Ragnar glances down at Small Fry...or more like leers. In his state, everything probably seems attractive. (Not that he wouldn't normally be flirting with the diminutive heroine!)
"Oh, but I'm positive that's Meghana! Who else has that----"
He pauses. His face turns bright blue, his knees wobble, and he grabs his stomach.
**BLARG!!**
Blue sparking vomit flies from his mouth, splattering on the concrete. Thankfully, he was nice enough to aim his stormy discharge away from you all, so none of it gets on you.
After wiping his mouth and taking a few deep breaths, he turns back to the group.
"Yes, I sense it now...similar to Meghana, but different...."
He bows again, this time more steadily.
"A thousand apologies! Ah, if Meghana were here now...how she would lecture me about my drunken sprees...but don't worry, boy/man-who-I-mistook-for-my-lass! I shan't mention that kiss to anyone, if you're embarrassed about it! Not you should be; though our lip-lock was brief, I could tell there was smoldering sexuality beneath that veneer of geekiness!"
"But there is a storm within you, as I've said...tell me, what am I sensing? Do you also wield a powerful weapon or artifact, as I do?"
He holds out Lightningfang, his sword, which glimmers and crackles, and certainly looks powerful.
"Oh, but I'm positive that's Meghana! Who else has that----"
He pauses. His face turns bright blue, his knees wobble, and he grabs his stomach.
**BLARG!!**
Blue sparking vomit flies from his mouth, splattering on the concrete. Thankfully, he was nice enough to aim his stormy discharge away from you all, so none of it gets on you.
After wiping his mouth and taking a few deep breaths, he turns back to the group.
"Yes, I sense it now...similar to Meghana, but different...."
He bows again, this time more steadily.
"A thousand apologies! Ah, if Meghana were here now...how she would lecture me about my drunken sprees...but don't worry, boy/man-who-I-mistook-for-my-lass! I shan't mention that kiss to anyone, if you're embarrassed about it! Not you should be; though our lip-lock was brief, I could tell there was smoldering sexuality beneath that veneer of geekiness!"
"But there is a storm within you, as I've said...tell me, what am I sensing? Do you also wield a powerful weapon or artifact, as I do?"
He holds out Lightningfang, his sword, which glimmers and crackles, and certainly looks powerful.
OOC:
He's down to Alcoholic (2)Rolls
Alcoholic - (3d6)
(341) = 8
Feb 4, 2025 1:49 am
Rocketeer looks like she's having the time of her life watching this. Her visor may completely hide her eyes, but her shit-eating smirk is more than enough to make her amusement obvious. "It appears you also have the power to spontaneously attract alcoholics." She elbows Victor in the side.
Teasing aside, she watches things play out for now. She merely sees Ragnar as an overly affectionate drunk rather than as a threat.
Teasing aside, she watches things play out for now. She merely sees Ragnar as an overly affectionate drunk rather than as a threat.
Feb 4, 2025 9:09 am
Victor nearly vomits as well after the drunk man kisses him! He gags on the taste of booze, sputtering and gasping for air. "Gross!"
Once he regains some of his wits, he holds forth the amulet around his neck, inscribed with the triquetra knot. "Look, I don't know who Meghana is, but I have this. It, uh, changes me when I use it, giving me the powers of a valkyrie. But I'm still me, not anybody else."
Once he regains some of his wits, he holds forth the amulet around his neck, inscribed with the triquetra knot. "Look, I don't know who Meghana is, but I have this. It, uh, changes me when I use it, giving me the powers of a valkyrie. But I'm still me, not anybody else."
Feb 4, 2025 8:27 pm
Small Fry watches Victor’s reaction with a combination of pity and selfish relief that she wasn’t snatched into those lightning-fang-wielding mitts.
And she kinda hates to even ask, but…
"Mr. Thunderheart, how is it that you’ve mistaken my friend for Lady Windstrider?" It does occur to the diminutive heroine that this could be another missing girl case.
If Meghana wants to stride the wind away from randy thunderbulge, she’s got my blessing, for all the good that does a demigoddess.
Though from what she’d heard about the Superhero Biz, back when she first tried getting into it, it’s statistically impossible for a hero team to get into two coincidentally-similar adventures at all, much less in a row.
Probably not a runaway. And probably not a missing girl either, but SF dismisses her assumptions and keeps her mind open to Ragnar’s response.
And she kinda hates to even ask, but…
"Mr. Thunderheart, how is it that you’ve mistaken my friend for Lady Windstrider?" It does occur to the diminutive heroine that this could be another missing girl case.
If Meghana wants to stride the wind away from randy thunderbulge, she’s got my blessing, for all the good that does a demigoddess.
Though from what she’d heard about the Superhero Biz, back when she first tried getting into it, it’s statistically impossible for a hero team to get into two coincidentally-similar adventures at all, much less in a row.
Probably not a runaway. And probably not a missing girl either, but SF dismisses her assumptions and keeps her mind open to Ragnar’s response.
Feb 5, 2025 12:38 am
To Victor, as he examines the amulet: "A valkyrie, eh? It all comes together! I knew there was more to you than meets the eye! You may even be closer to a demi-goddess than you think!"
"My sword doesn't completely transform me, either. It makes me more me! I become a little taller, a little buffer, a little more handsome...and of course there's the armor, cape, and storm powers. But I'm still Ragnar!"
To Small Fry: "Well, uh, I mistook Valkyrie Boy here for Meghana...because I was drunk. Really drunk. Quite a bender indeed. I was over in Big City downing beers, and on a lark I decided to fly over here. But then I felt something...more than one somethings, actually. Being a demi-god, I can sense these things, of course."
"But obviously Victor's valkyrie-storm-Norse-magical essence is different from Meghana's. I can see, and feel, it quite clearly now."
He lets out another eardrum-shattering belch. Thankfully, no vomit follows.
"But as I said, there was something else. Give me a second."
He closes his eyes and raises Lightningfang high. The sword makes a humming noise, and tiny sparks fly off Ragnar's body.
"AH-HA! There is some other essence...that way! [points to the north] It feels more like Meghana...but faint...or perhaps that's still the alcohol talking...it could just be another mystical-powered person. There's only one way to find out!"
"Would you like to accompany me, heroes? I know I've behaved boorishly, but maybe let bygones be bygones? I can give you all some sort of boon after this little quest, no problem at all!"
Then his shoulders slump, and a raincloud appears out of nowhere. Misting rain falls on you all, but heavier drops fall on Ragnar. Seems his liquid courage is rapidly dwindling....
"And to be honest, me and Meghana have been...uhhh...well...[cough]...taking a break. So it'd be nice to have some friends along for support! I mean, not support, actually, because I'm Ragnar Thunderheart! I speak the language of love! More like...an audience to appreciate my greatness! Yes, that's it!"
"My sword doesn't completely transform me, either. It makes me more me! I become a little taller, a little buffer, a little more handsome...and of course there's the armor, cape, and storm powers. But I'm still Ragnar!"
To Small Fry: "Well, uh, I mistook Valkyrie Boy here for Meghana...because I was drunk. Really drunk. Quite a bender indeed. I was over in Big City downing beers, and on a lark I decided to fly over here. But then I felt something...more than one somethings, actually. Being a demi-god, I can sense these things, of course."
"But obviously Victor's valkyrie-storm-Norse-magical essence is different from Meghana's. I can see, and feel, it quite clearly now."
He lets out another eardrum-shattering belch. Thankfully, no vomit follows.
"But as I said, there was something else. Give me a second."
He closes his eyes and raises Lightningfang high. The sword makes a humming noise, and tiny sparks fly off Ragnar's body.
"AH-HA! There is some other essence...that way! [points to the north] It feels more like Meghana...but faint...or perhaps that's still the alcohol talking...it could just be another mystical-powered person. There's only one way to find out!"
"Would you like to accompany me, heroes? I know I've behaved boorishly, but maybe let bygones be bygones? I can give you all some sort of boon after this little quest, no problem at all!"
Then his shoulders slump, and a raincloud appears out of nowhere. Misting rain falls on you all, but heavier drops fall on Ragnar. Seems his liquid courage is rapidly dwindling....
"And to be honest, me and Meghana have been...uhhh...well...[cough]...taking a break. So it'd be nice to have some friends along for support! I mean, not support, actually, because I'm Ragnar Thunderheart! I speak the language of love! More like...an audience to appreciate my greatness! Yes, that's it!"
Feb 5, 2025 11:08 am
"Go with you? You must be drunk still," Victor says with a scoff.
However, Hilde looks up at him. "Ragnar might be a buffoon, but he does have a connection with the powers of the Aesir. His boon would come in handy in strengthening your powers, young one," the cat says. Then she stretches out one of her hind legs and begins to lick herself clean.
Victor sighs and crosses his arms over his chest. "Fine. But you better not try to kiss me again!"
However, Hilde looks up at him. "Ragnar might be a buffoon, but he does have a connection with the powers of the Aesir. His boon would come in handy in strengthening your powers, young one," the cat says. Then she stretches out one of her hind legs and begins to lick herself clean.
Victor sighs and crosses his arms over his chest. "Fine. But you better not try to kiss me again!"
Feb 5, 2025 11:38 am
Small Fry is with Hilde on this, but she didn’t want to speak over Victor.
Small Fry also thinks that no civilian is safe from Ragnar’s mead-stained lips if he follows Meghana’s mixed signals unchaperoned.
"What Victor means is, we need to work as a team. So like Failure, Kissing is not an option." She makes a circular gesture, as if to imply this non-option works for every combination of people here. (Maybe the cat can be kissed. It’s hard to get a good read on the gesture of a two-inch arm.) She goes on, "’Cause Kissing is Failure.
"Once teammates start kissing, the whole team dynamic is totally outta whack. Favoritism, trios have third wheels, and don’t even get me started on The Wonder Step-Siblings from the eighties.
"I’m not speaking from experience, but I have read my share of superhero drama and—" Her golden fairy glow is actually reddening a bit. "—y’know? Maybe not having a girlfriend isn’t the worst thing in the world."
It may be obvious that Small Fry isn’t talking about Ragnar’s situation.
Small Fry also thinks that no civilian is safe from Ragnar’s mead-stained lips if he follows Meghana’s mixed signals unchaperoned.
"What Victor means is, we need to work as a team. So like Failure, Kissing is not an option." She makes a circular gesture, as if to imply this non-option works for every combination of people here. (Maybe the cat can be kissed. It’s hard to get a good read on the gesture of a two-inch arm.) She goes on, "’Cause Kissing is Failure.
"Once teammates start kissing, the whole team dynamic is totally outta whack. Favoritism, trios have third wheels, and don’t even get me started on The Wonder Step-Siblings from the eighties.
"I’m not speaking from experience, but I have read my share of superhero drama and—" Her golden fairy glow is actually reddening a bit. "—y’know? Maybe not having a girlfriend isn’t the worst thing in the world."
It may be obvious that Small Fry isn’t talking about Ragnar’s situation.
[ +- ] 💖 Hopeless Romantic
Small Fry wants to live a normal life. She wants to find love. Or at least a BFF who also wished Barbie could talk?
Feb 5, 2025 7:56 pm
"A boon? Very well, Ragnar. We're behind you the whole way," Rocketeer agrees. She much prefers cold hard science to the wishy-washy nature of the magical and divine, but a boon from a demigod is nothing to sneeze at. Plus, there was the possibility she could watch Ragnar make a fool of himself.
"Correct, Small Fry. Statistically, romance in the superhero workplace leads to disaster 87.65% of the time. It's best for all of us if no one rolls that dice." With everyone in agreement, Rocketeer engages her jets, filling everyone's ears with its harsh, high-pitched sound. "If we're going to work together, I want to see what you guys are made of. Let's make this a race!" Grinning, she takes off northward.
"Correct, Small Fry. Statistically, romance in the superhero workplace leads to disaster 87.65% of the time. It's best for all of us if no one rolls that dice." With everyone in agreement, Rocketeer engages her jets, filling everyone's ears with its harsh, high-pitched sound. "If we're going to work together, I want to see what you guys are made of. Let's make this a race!" Grinning, she takes off northward.
Rolls
High-Flying Daredevil - (4d6)
(4512) = 12
Feb 5, 2025 8:07 pm
Small Fry can’t beat The Rocketeer.
Unless she cheats uses her powers to outwit The Rocketeer.
She shrinks outta sight and weaves her way inside the molecular structure of The Rocketeer’s power suit!
Wow—beat her by ONE.
(I assume this is a friendly match, and we’re not causing teammates to lose dice?)After a while, a spark appears on The Rocketeer’s forearm. The spark becomes a minute fairy, who searches the surface of the armored arm until she’s certain about the size she’ll need to be to cling on.
She finally becomes doll-sized. She demurely crosses on leg over the other, and is clad in her Rockette Heels and a space-girl outfit that is more like something Gay Ellis would wear, as opposed to Sally Ride.
She smiles at The Rocketeer. "I’m afraid the best I can do is a tie, unless you flick me off of your arm.
"The only way I could win would be if, while I was inside your armor, I had entered your tank as a fire-being. But that would have ended more than the race, and even against a rocket-powered villain… there’s a line I hope never to cross.
"If you want to know what I’m made of, it’s not about power or winning. It’s about the moral choi—"
Unless she cheats uses her powers to outwit The Rocketeer.
She shrinks outta sight and weaves her way inside the molecular structure of The Rocketeer’s power suit!
OOC:
Gonna roll first to see if she gets in.Wow—beat her by ONE.
(I assume this is a friendly match, and we’re not causing teammates to lose dice?)
She finally becomes doll-sized. She demurely crosses on leg over the other, and is clad in her Rockette Heels and a space-girl outfit that is more like something Gay Ellis would wear, as opposed to Sally Ride.
[ +- ] Lt. Gay Ellis

"The only way I could win would be if, while I was inside your armor, I had entered your tank as a fire-being. But that would have ended more than the race, and even against a rocket-powered villain… there’s a line I hope never to cross.
"If you want to know what I’m made of, it’s not about power or winning. It’s about the moral choi—"
Last edited February 5, 2025 9:30 pm
Rolls
⚛️ Subatomic Shrinker - (4d6)
(2326) = 13
Feb 5, 2025 8:29 pm
"Ah, jeez," Victor groans. He grabs his amulet and chants, "Komdu með skjaldmeyjuna!"
Feb 5, 2025 8:31 pm
With a crash of thunder, Victor becomes the Shield Maiden! Her winged sandals begin to flap as she lifts off the ground. She holds her shield in one hand and Hilde under her other arm. "Last one there is a stinky troll!" she calls as she flies off in pursuit of the Rocketeer!
Rolls
Valkyrie-in-Training - (4d6)
(3565) = 19
Feb 5, 2025 8:44 pm
Small Fry pauses her speech as the Shield Maiden soars past.
"…well, who better than a lightning goddess to steal my thunder?"
"…well, who better than a lightning goddess to steal my thunder?"
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