Jan 3, 2025 7:49 pm
From the creator of Hero•Girl•Sprite comes yet-another game in which you are a video game girl living in a video game world…
SIDEQIX LTD. PRESENTS...
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The Girliest Game Since the Apocalypse!
The System: it’s basically the same system used for Hero•Girl•Sprite: a tri-stat custom d2-system with stats represented by a joystick and two buttons.
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• Up to 4 players can play.
• Heroines are semi-pregen.
• Post rate is, ideally, 4+ posts a week.
• The game’s levels are episodic.
The Premise: A Damsel, who is constantly being kidnapped by giant gorillas and gang leaders, decides she’s done being the victim.
She thinks buying a healing potion or nine might keep her safe, but when she arrives at Ye Olde Potion Shoppe, she blows all but her last coin on the most expensive bottle in the store—for there’s a Fairy trapped inside!
The Damsel frees the adorable little lady!
As it happens, the Fairy really doesn’t appreciate the way so-called heroes just leave her in that bottle until she’s needed. "It’s dreadfully uncomfortable, reeks of cheap booze, and there’s nothing to do in there!"
The Damsel offers, "How about we become the city’s wicked awesome heroes? Anyone tries stuffing you in a wine bottle or a spinach can or a genie lamp, they’ll hafta shove me in it first!"
The Fairy very much likes the sound of this, and so she and the blonde bombshell set off together in search of villains to beat up… but the villains are scary, so instead they look for another unlikely heroine or two to join them.
Some Warnings and Expectations:
• There may be occasional nudity and gore, but never at the same time.
• There may be occasional swearing, but never directed at your characters.
• There will never be any mockery of irl current events, political ideologies or religion.
• The Fourth Wall will remain intact, meaning your characters don’t think of the world as video-gamish. But you, The Player, know it is.
• This game will be weird. Any game I run is weird.
What I Ask of Players:
• Let’s be kind to each other, both OoC and IC, with the obvious exception of villains. (They’re jerks. Beat ’em up.)
• Your #2 Priority: Keep the Game Moving. (You know Priority #1 is to Have Fun, right?)
• Vet me. Reading through the Mario-Kart-based final level of Hero•Girl•Sprite might be a way to do that.
If Interested, reply here!
SIDEQIX LTD. PRESENTS...
🧚🏻♀️__________💃🏼
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
The Girliest Game Since the Apocalypse!
The System: it’s basically the same system used for Hero•Girl•Sprite: a tri-stat custom d2-system with stats represented by a joystick and two buttons.
🕹️ ㊙️ ☢️
• Up to 4 players can play.
• Heroines are semi-pregen.
• Post rate is, ideally, 4+ posts a week.
• The game’s levels are episodic.
The Premise: A Damsel, who is constantly being kidnapped by giant gorillas and gang leaders, decides she’s done being the victim.
 |  |
She thinks buying a healing potion or nine might keep her safe, but when she arrives at Ye Olde Potion Shoppe, she blows all but her last coin on the most expensive bottle in the store—for there’s a Fairy trapped inside!
The Damsel frees the adorable little lady!
 |  |
As it happens, the Fairy really doesn’t appreciate the way so-called heroes just leave her in that bottle until she’s needed. "It’s dreadfully uncomfortable, reeks of cheap booze, and there’s nothing to do in there!"
The Damsel offers, "How about we become the city’s wicked awesome heroes? Anyone tries stuffing you in a wine bottle or a spinach can or a genie lamp, they’ll hafta shove me in it first!"
The Fairy very much likes the sound of this, and so she and the blonde bombshell set off together in search of villains to beat up… but the villains are scary, so instead they look for another unlikely heroine or two to join them.
Some Warnings and Expectations:
• There may be occasional nudity and gore, but never at the same time.
• There may be occasional swearing, but never directed at your characters.
• There will never be any mockery of irl current events, political ideologies or religion.
• The Fourth Wall will remain intact, meaning your characters don’t think of the world as video-gamish. But you, The Player, know it is.
• This game will be weird. Any game I run is weird.
What I Ask of Players:
• Let’s be kind to each other, both OoC and IC, with the obvious exception of villains. (They’re jerks. Beat ’em up.)
• Your #2 Priority: Keep the Game Moving. (You know Priority #1 is to Have Fun, right?)
• Vet me. Reading through the Mario-Kart-based final level of Hero•Girl•Sprite might be a way to do that.
If Interested, reply here!
Last edited January 5, 2025 10:25 pm
Check out that chick on channel 9!
