A Birthday for Gertrude

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Jan 15, 2025 2:21 pm
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Jan 16, 2025 5:59 am
Mel settles down, still whining quietly but falls silent as she is mesmerized at Monday's magic.

"Yes. This is perfect! My friend Merv told me to buy this for the birthday girl. I havent met her but I trust Merv's judgment on these things."

Mel gently lifts the golden chain with a long claw, still staring at its shimmering beauty. Now to wrap the gift so that it can be torn open in a fit of excitment during the party.
OOC:
Holy motherforking shirtballs - Four heads! Yay!
Last edited January 16, 2025 6:04 am

Rolls

Gift Track Ticking (Hopefully) - (4d2)

(1111) = 4

Jan 16, 2025 6:06 am
The Ptisilith hovers away, off to fulfill some ancient unknowable purpose - or to wrap a gift perhaps. It does not say. The sun and medal migrate down the side face of the large stone as it floats. And it bumps into the piano striking a few discordant keys. It spins several times but rights itself shortly after.
OOC:
Whoopsie: Bump harmlessly off of a door jam, fence, or other obstacle.
Last edited January 16, 2025 6:14 am

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Gift Tracking Again! - (2d2)

(12) = 3

Jan 16, 2025 2:24 pm
The Moon Prince continues wandering the B&B with his head down and sketching the whole time. Some instinct keeps him from walking into frantic party preppers and gift wrappers. His hand snakes out as he is passing a writing desk and snags a silver colored pencil. The landscape continues to come into form on the page.
OOC:
Take a second coin and tick the second box on the track.
Last edited January 16, 2025 2:26 pm

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Chaos Coin for gift - (1d2)

(1) = 1

Jan 16, 2025 2:29 pm
Robin swipes a relieved hand across his forehead as Gertrude leaves. A white smear of flour now adorns his face like a bandana. He renews his efforts with the cake adding the wet ingredients into the dry and then reaching for the hand mixer. He places it into the bowl, then carefully takes it back out and makes sure it is set to low this time. With a smile, Robin flicks the switch and the mixer burst into life with a steady hum. No wave of cake batter drenches him this time. The batter is beaten, poured into cake tins and slid into the oven. Robin sighs. Now that he has time to kill it occurs to him that he doesn't have a gift yet. Is his cake the gift? No, that doesn't feel right. Everyone will have the cake. But maybe a treat just for the birthday girl?

Robin starts flipping through his recipe book. Nothing seemed quite right. He couldn't remember what Gertrude really enjoyed at mealtime. He flipped through the book faster and faster until it burst into flames in his hands! With a yelp he threw the book into the sink and doused it with water. Maybe he should stick to the cake.
OOC:
Took a coin and succeeded in another party prep tick. Took another coin and failed at the gift track. In Frustration, Robin gives all 3 of his coins to the Ptisilith.
Last edited January 16, 2025 2:39 pm

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Chaos Coin for Party Prep - (1d2)

(1) = 1

Chaos Coin for gift - (2d2)

(22) = 4

Jan 16, 2025 5:07 pm
While Amelie seems confident with their gift, and possibly others—maybe ALL of the others?—Wren doesn’t really even know Gertrude.
OOC:
Tick a box. Flip a coin. Fail. Whoopsie ⚡️ Regale someone with stories as self-aggrandizing as they are dubious.
The pilot saunters over to Gertrude. "Wa-heyyyyyy, Gertrude! The name’s Wren Snow, an explorer, like Dora minus the talking map.

"Now that mask o’ yours reminds me of the time I ran outta fuel while passing over the peak of an uncharted island. There was this tribe of ladies who wore red panda masks, pink flamingo masks, green dragon masks, and one wore the mask of a bearded man that looked so real, it might have once been a Viking’s face!

"—or clay and dried grass. Hard to say!"


They whisper to one of the skeletons, "Definitely a real face. You weren’t a viking once, were you?"

They go on, "Anyway, Gert, the masked ladies wanted me to be their Head Honcho. I just needed to wear a sharp necktie. Like, really sharp, especially on the inside. Dangerously sharp. I wore it over my scarf, and when the lady in the viking mask—or Bearded Lady, if you prefer—went to tighten my tie…"

Wren loosens their scarf. There’s a flaw in the fabric. A slight tear about a quarter-inch long.

"…she went and ripped my scarf, which is made from the steel wool of a steel sheep. I said now hold the phone, madame! This tie clashes with my scarf in a way that forces me to choose one. And I choose you, steel wool scarf!

"It goes without saying I had no choice but to resign from my position of Head Honcho."


With a look of remorse, Wren adjusts their scarf so the flaw (if anyone even noticed it) no longer shows.

"Can’t go back." They sigh. "I mean ‘can’t’ as in it’s impossible. The island’s uncharted. Maybe if I had a talking map like Dora, it could tell me how to return."
Last edited January 16, 2025 8:30 pm

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Tick a box; roll for the second… - (1d2)

(2) = 2

Jan 16, 2025 8:18 pm
Gertrude desperately tries to get a word in edgewise during Wren’s long-winded yarn, but the adventurer just keeps blabbing on. Before she can ask them about what everybody is up to, Wren has already wandered off to talk the ear off of somebody else.

It’s a surprise party for my birthday. It has to be! Ugh, why did I ever say anything to Parish? I hate my birthday! I don’t want a party! I have to stop this!

Fuming silently, Gertrude stalks away.
OOC:
Whoopsie: Assume the worst of what’s going on.

Rolls

Chaos Coins - (3d2)

(222) = 6

Jan 16, 2025 8:26 pm
OOC:
@Verrain technically Robin has to do a Bingo to give away his coins. We can say that he used "Accomplish a menial task with gusto" and went back to cake preps for a bit. :)
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Jan 16, 2025 8:44 pm
Hovering about on an unfathomable mission, the Ptisilith winds up in the kitchen as Robin is preparing the cake. It forgets all about the task as the whirr of the hand mixer pulses and calls to it. The stone hovers closer and watches Robin load the cake into the oven.

But the stone had heard the mixer speak... and ask it to add to the batter! With Robin distracted, the Ptisilith looks about the kitchen. Something brown with delicious spice... Vanilla? No.... Worchestishire sauce. Yes, this is it. With a hum of magic, the stone teleports a few drops of the savory sauce into the cake. It hummed Mission accomplished back at the hand mixer and floated off.
OOC:
Whoopsie: Accidentally put something you really shouldnt have in the cake.

And then cashing in 5 Chaos coins to tick a track of Party Prep
Last edited January 16, 2025 8:57 pm

Rolls

Chaos Coins for Gift - (6d6)

(215241) = 15

Chaos Coins but Correct Now - (6d2)

(121212) = 9

Jan 16, 2025 9:06 pm
Mel is thrilled with the golden chain. And then, still riding high on the roller coaster of emotion, she spots a lantern pendant as well! This is perfect! She knew this giftshop was great all along! Her tails wags happily, knocking over a plush tchotchke.

She picks out a gift bag with the main characters of Heartsword engaged in various party activites on it and pays for everything. "Put it on Merv's room tab" she tells Monday. Then she writes From your new friends Merv and Mel on the gift tag.
OOC:
Mel will cash in 5 Chaos Coins to check the final track for her gift to Gertrude.
Jan 16, 2025 11:06 pm
Wren Snow actually walks away from Gertrude to consult Amelie.
OOC:
BINGO ⭐️ Share one of my failings, in hushed tones.
"Hey, Ames-Bot," they say in a hushed tone, "it was nice o’ ya to invite me… but I don’t know the girl. And my gift is equal parts awesome and lame.

"Ya gotta help me. I’m drowning here! Not like the time I swam from Florida to Salvador, and got a cramp when I was barely south of the Caribbean. Figuratively drowning!"
OOC:
Give Amelie 🪙🪙 …oh, and tick a box.
Last edited January 16, 2025 11:06 pm
Jan 16, 2025 11:25 pm
Amelie doesn’t address the attempted nickname or the claimed feat of endurance.

"Gertrude is a wonderful friend and a wonderful person. She sees much beauty in little things."
OOC:
Give Wren the 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙s.
BINGO ⭐️ Make someone's life easier without them realizing.

Looking at Wren’s gift, they add, "That is not a large box."
Jan 16, 2025 11:43 pm
"Yeah, it’s not large at all. One might say it is… little!" Wren gasps. "That means my gift is even awesomer than that giant rectangle you got her, and you’re her bestie, Ames-Bot!" They fist-pump triumphantly. "I rule!!"
OOC:
Cash in the coins! Tick the last box!
BUNGO ⭐️ Do the impossible with only my wits, grappling hook gun, and bravado.
They use their grappling gun to latch onto Ptisilith and swing away!

"This fake sun’s like eleven times better than the real one! WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
Jan 17, 2025 9:45 am
Monday flutters over to the bauble Mel knocked over and puts it back in its place. They gather up the bits of brown fur that the lycanthrope left behind in the shop and chuckle softly. "Ah, fresh werewolf hairs, infused with the potential of transformation. Just what I was looking for."

As if on cue, a shimmering portal opens up and the parchment they sent through earlier returns, now inscribed with new markings upon it. Monday takes Mel's fur and ties it into a neat bundle before unfurling the parchment. A smile spreads across their face. The request was approved.
OOC:
Take a coin, tick box on Gift Track.
Now to seal the magic within. Monday waves their hand over the werewolf fur, attempting to transmute it into a beautiful ribbon. But nothing happens. Monday frowns and tries again. Still nothing. What is this? Since when do werewolves have spell resistance?!? There must be something special about the nature of Mel's curse.

Several more attempts end in failure. In frustration, Monday's glamour slips. For a moment, their normally cherubic face becomes a feral visage, their mouth full of hundreds of needle-thin teeth.
OOC:
Failed coin check. Whoopsie: Let my smile slip, and reveal my true nature.
Then the moment passes. The glamour returns, and Monday forces a smile again. "Oh, bother. I suppose I'll have to find an alternative," they muse.

Rolls

Chaos Coin - (d2)

(2) = 2

Jan 17, 2025 10:14 am
Gertrude heads through the halls of the Bed & Breakfast, still determined to uncover the nefarious scheme afoot. But whenever somebody sees her coming, they quickly step into another room or act like they're too busy to talk. She gets no closer to finding out where the perfidious party planners are plotting!

At one point, she opens a utility closet to see a particularly unpleasant skeleton looking in a mirror as he adjusts the fake beard and Viking helmet he is wearing. He stiffens and turns to Gertrude, waving his hands. "I know what you're thinking. 'That Rag-and-Bones is up to his usual tricks!' But, um, I am not Rag-and-Bones. I am a completely different Viking skeleton named... Ragnar-and-Bones..."

Gertrude rolls her eyes. "I've got other things to worry about right now," she says and closes the door.

As she walks away, muffled laughter comes from behind the closed door. "She bought it! Nyeh, heh, heh!"
OOC:
Failed coin check. Whoopsie: Keep a secret (that I shouldn't keep).

Rolls

Chaos Coins - (4d2)

(2222) = 8

Jan 17, 2025 10:35 am
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Jan 17, 2025 2:37 pm
Alex sits cross-legged in a corner of the Library, paint splattered on her leather jacket and fingers. The wooden box is starting to take shape: deep midnight blues, silver stars, and a soft, velvet lining. He mutters to herself as he works:

"This is gonna blow Gertrude’s mind… if I don’t screw it up first."
OOC:
Tick box 2 on gift track.
1 Chaos Coin.
Fail.
Take Chaos Coin (Total = 2).

Whoopsie: Lose my head and freak out.
And right on cue, Alex sneezes uncontrollably which causes her head to fly completely off, spilling a bottle of silver paint onto her shiny, black boots. His head curses like a sailor caught in a storm while her body wanders around the Library for a good 15 minutes looking for his hemmin' and hawin' and hootin' and hollerin' head. Time is wasting and this gift box isn't going so well after all.
Last edited January 17, 2025 3:01 pm

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Gift Track Tick #2 - (1d2)

(2) = 2

Jan 17, 2025 2:56 pm
Yola sits at a quiet table in the Library, meticulously pressing her gathered flowers between some very heavy books. She hums a gentle tune, something she recalls from her shrub years, branches swaying in rhythm. As she works, she pauses to consider a quote from Heartsword (for Gertrude is not the only fan at the B&B):
"‘When all seems lost, true friends help you find a way,’" she murmurs. "Ah, yes, that’ll do nicely."
OOC:
Try to tick box 2 on gift track.
Flip 2 Chaos Coins.
Fail.
Take Chaos Coin (Total = 3).
Whoopsie: Rest my old roots and not get up.
A bodyless, foul-mouthed head comes rolling out from behind a shelf of books. Yola lets out a yelp, "What in leafy heavens?!" The head rolls right to her table, bounces off one leg and shoots off in another direction like a misshapen cue ball, coming to rest on the other side of the room, cursing and fuming aloud.

After a time, the head calls out, "Hey there!" to Yola. "Could you give a head a hand?"

Yola replies, "Oh, my. You're a wretched thing. I'm afraid I can do nothing of the sort. Or, more accurately. I'm afraid I will do nothing of the sort."

A headless body then stumbles into view waving its arms in frantic frustration. Yola stares for a moment, then turns her attention back to her gift. "I'll never understand the fascination with such drastic body modifications."
Last edited January 17, 2025 3:09 pm

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Gift Track Tick #2 - (2d2)

(21) = 3

Jan 18, 2025 2:30 pm
Blissfully unaware of the Ptisilith's "help" with the cake, Robin has collected sugar, butter, vanilla and is in the middle of whipping up huge bowl of buttercream icing. Several bottles of food coloring stand ready to to be mixed in to portions to give him the rainbow to work with when it is time for icing. At the ding of the timer, Robin slides the cakes out of the oven and onto the countertop to cool.
OOC:
Tick another box off party prep. Take a coin.
Jan 18, 2025 2:32 pm
The Moon Prince continues his wandering of the hallways with his nose in his sketchbook. He has gotten to the part of his drawing where where he wants to draw the Earth in the sky and he finds himself unsure about it. He absently steps over Alex's head then crouches down and shows him the picture.

"I think this is coming along quite well but I can't quite capture how your planet looks in the night sky. I thought you would be able to help me that but now that I've asked the question, you wouldn't know what it looks like in the night sky as you be on it. Sorry to have disturbed you."
The Moon Prince blushes, raises back up and continues his itinerant sketching.
OOC:
Attempt to tick the gift track failed. Taking a third coin. Whoopise Embarrass myself with my own enthusiasm.
Last edited January 18, 2025 2:39 pm

Rolls

Chaos Coin for gift - (2d2)

(21) = 3

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