The Night Market

1. I am vast and beautiful, like the ocean or the sky.
2. I owe the Starving King an unspeakable debt and live in terror of his return.
3. Wearing a plaid blazer, like a used car salesman.
4. Look at this little tree in my hand, and watch it fade to autumn and die, isn’t that neat?
5. I forged the ribbon and holds shut the jaws of the Great Wolf.
6. A dress made of spider silk and dragonfly wings that glitters with rainbows.
7. No matter what angle you look from, you can only view their left side.
8. A quick stir of your drink with my finger and it tastes like the memory of your tastiest drink.
9. In the full moonlight, my fins change colors from pale silver to shimmering violet.
10. A swirling cloak made of iridescent beetle shells, lined with neon-purple chiffon.
11. A body composed of delicate, semi-translucent petals resembling a rose.
12. A pirouette and a whistle conjure a swirl of cotton-candy clouds which dissolve into a giddy laughter causing nearby folk to dance uncontrollably in gleeful abandon for a few moments.
13. The tattoo on her flank matches her luscious mane.
14. A bejeweled crown, ribbons cascading down, the elegant ankle-length gown, and what shoes! Roller stilettos, the talk of the town!
15. She’s all legs… one hundred twenty-nine legs! But only two left feet.
16. Pick a card, any card, from a deck of 100. Is it the one with one red horizontal line and ten blue horizontal lines? And it’s otherwise blank, right? No notes with my latest game idea or drawings of fairies on it, right? Aha! See? I knew it… magic, yup. It means you’ll find love, if you didn’t already. Ta-daaaa?
17. They really hate having to share food.
18. A well-tailored suit made of silky fabric printed with hummingbirds.
19. A lithe form covered in neon scales.
20. With a clap of fairy dust and a drop of water, a colony of powderpuff mushrooms will sprout up in seconds.