
Now, you all sat inside, desperate for something to do. It had been, what… 10 days since the phone last rang? Melanie, Jasper’s niece, was happy to take your money, too. This place was going to put her through college next year, and she’d negotiated $14 an hour, whether the phone was ringing or not.
And right now, the phone was most definitely not ringing…

"Adds to the, eh… aesthetic!" he claimed, as he fell over himself getting out of the place once money had changed hands. Now you can’t help falling over the stuff as you race to huddle around the phone. Melanie picks it up, takes a sip of her Starbucks, and then speaks the words you had all painstakingly agreed makes a good first impression:
"You’ve reached the Ethereal Squad. How can we help you?"
The voice on the other end of the call is frantic.

Who are you? What do/were you doing around the old shop while you’re waiting for a job?