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KCC

Mar 23, 2025 11:29 pm
Thursday, 2:17pmhttps://i.imgur.com/sLoOFv5.jpegEckert’s Auto Solutions: You’d gotten the place at a steal when old Eckert was looking to retire. He’d been happy to take your money, and you’d thought it was pretty funny that only the ‘Ec…to Solutions’ lights on the sign outside were still working.

Now, you all sat inside, desperate for something to do. It had been, what… 10 days since the phone last rang? Melanie, Jasper’s niece, was happy to take your money, too. This place was going to put her through college next year, and she’d negotiated $14 an hour, whether the phone was ringing or not.

And right now, the phone was most definitely not ringing…https://i.imgur.com/XQMrZYy.jpegUntil it does. The sharp thrill of the old-timey phone reverberates around the old auto-repair place. Eckert had been kind enough to leave some of his old junk lying around when he left.

"Adds to the, eh… aesthetic!" he claimed, as he fell over himself getting out of the place once money had changed hands. Now you can’t help falling over the stuff as you race to huddle around the phone. Melanie picks it up, takes a sip of her Starbucks, and then speaks the words you had all painstakingly agreed makes a good first impression:

"You’ve reached the Ethereal Squad. How can we help you?"

The voice on the other end of the call is frantic.https://i.imgur.com/TNsU7b0.jpeg
OOC:
Welcome, all! Let’s get this thing started.

Who are you? What do/were you doing around the old shop while you’re waiting for a job?
Mar 24, 2025 1:22 am
Abby was hanging upside down by her knees on one of those raised platforms for working on cars, doing vertical gut-crunches, when the phone rang…


She flips herself onto her feet and just stares at Mel. Eagerly. Desperately. Hopefully…?

Her dubious expression gradually stretches into a grin as Lucas’ voice carries across the otherwise silent room.

"We got one!"

She looks at her fellow ghostbu… er… squad-mates.

"So, um… I don’t know who’s driving that thing." She points to the hearse. "But it ain’t me, so… Shotgun!"

And speaking of guns, Abby grabs her double-barreled weapon-of-choice: her particle thrower and slime thrower duct-taped together. She named her weapon ‘SLIME PARTI’ since the tape covered all but five letters of the labels on each weapon.

She places her weapon in the back of the hearse. She also has a garbage can, which she secures in the place where a coffin would normally go.
Mar 24, 2025 6:04 am
As a fireman, Curtis was no stranger to waiting around for the call to come in. But this time felt different. It wasn't going to be another cat stuck in a tree or some university students burning food in the dorm kitchens. This would be the first paranormal investigation of the Ethereal Squad!

During the wait, he missed the pool table and darts they had at the fire station, but he had still kept up his daily yoga and Pilates regimen. And he spent a lot of time planning his next hiking trip to the Smokey Mountains.

When the phone finally rang, he hopped into his jumpsuit, adjusted his lucky Green Sox cap, and grabbed his particle pack and ax.

As Abby heads toward the hearse, Curtis says "C'mon! Let's walk instead! It's just down the street and walking is so much better for the environement."
Mar 24, 2025 7:09 am
Professor Niles Hammond is sitting in what was once the manager's office, shoeless feet propped up on the desk, reading through his copy of Spooks, Specters, and Shades of the Far Realms when the phone rings. He marks the page with a finger while he strains an ear to the main office where Mel was.

Once he hears Abby's shout of excitement, Niles grabs his bookmark, a cut-to-size oil dipstick scavenged from the auto store leftovers, and slides his shoes on. He briskly walks to the main area.

Finally! Where we headed, Mel? I'll drive, Abby." While he waits for an answer and for the others, he begins grabbing his gear from the repurposed auto shop employee lockers. His ghost trap and proton pack, walkie-talkies, and his battered copy of the Anarchist's Cookbook. He puts the gear in specialized racks made from metal tubing welded into the interior portion of the hearse where bodies were normally put. He climbs into the driver's seat and waits for the others.

When Curtis mentions walking Niles can't help but smile. To him, everywhere in the city was within walking distance. And Niles cares very much for protecting the environment, their gear was quite heavy and bulky. Carrying it around the streets of a major city was no simple stroll. And that isn't even taking into account the chance of a mugging.

"I'd enjoy a brisk walk, Curtis, but this gear is heavy and I don't want to be mugged and our gear fall into the hands of a common criminal."
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Mar 24, 2025 7:21 am
AJ is preparing some pancakes for everyone when the phone rings.
"Yipiiii yipiiii yeahhhh we have a case!! Told you that putting ads in the traffic lights was going to work... or perhaps was the local newspaper! Dont know... we have a case! Come on everybody, quickly! Lets go!"
AJ rings the bell they have in the room. "Come on! Dont be lazy!!"
She then ran to take all her equipment, including the ghost sniffer, and the frying pan, just in case.
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Mar 24, 2025 12:37 pm
Jasper grins at the sound of Abby's excitement. He shuffles the tarot deck one more time and tucks it into the chest pocket of his faded surplus flight suit. Picking up his vintage foil-lined Minnesota Stars beanie from the battered tool box where he's been sitting on an equally battered swiveling shop stool, he scrunches the special lining onto his head. He grabs the med-kit satchel. His proton pack already is in the hearse; he's not very good with it, though.

"let's go!" he half-shouts. His gardening gloves are in the back pocket of the flight suit. He hopes they might help him actually grab a ghost.
Mar 24, 2025 2:25 pm
"I forgot that these packs are pretty heavy for the average person. And we want to arrive fresh for our first case!"

Curtis loads his gear into the hearse and squeezes into the back seat with AJ and Jasper.

KCC

Mar 25, 2025 6:05 am
You tumble into the car; packing the thing full of any kind of supernatural implement that might be called on in a call-out ghost hunt. It’s a tight squeeze once everything has been accounted for!

There was just no telling what you were going to be dealing with when you reached ground zero.

With a wicked screech, followed by the sound of your packed gear rearranging itself in the back of the hearse, the vehicle pulls out of the ‘Ec…to Solutions’ at speed. Melanie sips her coffee and sees you off, even as the dust cloud you kick up hits her.

The city is a big place, and so you’d never know that there was a dire supernatural event happening at this very moment just a couple of streets over. Niles puts the hearse to the test, as he zips this way and that through the sedentary, mid day traffic of this part of town.https://i.imgur.com/0pxUoSx.jpegIt’s only when you pull into the huge parking lot of the equally huge store, that you notice the presence of the citizenry is greatly diminished.

Tires screech by you, as cars whizz in the opposite direction. You’re approaching, while they are doing everything they can to get away!
Mar 25, 2025 3:03 pm
Jasper dips his fingers into his chest pocket and flips out a card: Three of Swords. What useful information does he get from the face of the card?
OOC:
I don't know what the DR would be here.

Rolls

Checking tarot for an advantage in the upcoming event - (2d6+1)

(36) + 1 = 10

Mar 25, 2025 9:12 pm
AJ smiles "Ok boys and girl, we are arriving to the party just on time! Everyone is running away! It must be biiiiiiig thing! I bet... it is slimy! What do you guys think?"
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Mar 25, 2025 9:34 pm
Abby jerks her thumb toward her slime-thrower. "If it ain’t slimy, it will be."

Then, in the interest of not coming off as way too cocky, she turns to face AJ. "Seriously… I don’t know what to think. Like, I’m psyched, but also a bit nervous. We gotta un-possess people… that’s a hell of a debut mission, long as we save ‘em all, o’course."
Mar 25, 2025 10:56 pm
Niles can't focus much on the conversation as he's dodging cars whizzing by, horns honking and tires screeching. "These people drive as if they're possessed! Are we sure they aren't the ones we're after?" Finally he gets the hearse parked in a spot close to the entrance.

"We have to be careful if the people are possessed. Proton packs would be fatal against living beings so we'll have to handle this another way. Any of you good at exorcisms?"
Mar 25, 2025 11:09 pm
Abby has her weapon in hand. "I can slime ’em. That won’t kill anyone."

She ponders a moment. "Well, okay. The So if I slime a possessed person at the top of an up-escalator, and they slip and fall—which is kinda the point o’ slimin’—but then they fall on the stairs? So like, they keep tumblin’ down but more stairs keep going up. Forever… but I think Bullseye’s just one floor. So we don’t gotta worry about that."

She grabs her garbage can lid because it makes a half decent shield.
Mar 26, 2025 4:05 am
"I'd bet it is demons doing the possessing, so I think this is going to be one hell of a first mission!" Curtis says. "Did anyone bring vials of holy water or a Latin bible? I guess I could try and knock 'em out with the flat side of my ax," he adds as he climbs out of the hearse.

KCC

Mar 26, 2025 4:07 am
OOC:
Working on it!!

Rolls

Secret Roll

Secret Roll

Mar 26, 2025 11:12 am
Jasper slips the card into his pocket and gets out of the hearse. He grabs his proton pack from the back and settles the heavy apparatus onto his back. Looking at the somewhat worn out big box retail building he shakes his head. "I didn't expect a haunting somewhere so mundane and dreary," he says.

KCC

Mar 26, 2025 11:59 am
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KCC

Mar 26, 2025 12:11 pm
Mundane though it may be, you had read that some entities manifest in such places to cause the most panic and chaos. Haunted houses and abandoned asylums could only stretch so far. It was better to strike the living where they least expected. The energy was that much sweeter when you hit them where it hurts; and what better place than the only place in town where you could get a hot dog and soda for a buck-fifty?

The automatic doors of the big store swoosh open as you step within range of the sensor. You hit hard in the shoulder by a slim woman racing outside while looking over her shoulder at whatever was transpiring within. Just before she slings a denim jacket over her Bullseye Team Member T-shirt, you see that her name is Lauren.

Lauren
"Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!… Ow!!" she says, taking your shoulder on her chin. "Sorry!" she says, as she pulls her canvas bag over her head and rubs the soreness out of her chin.

"You guys are nuts if you go in there!" she says, before scurrying on further away from her place of employment.
You hear the chaos going on all over the Bullseye! Luckily for you, the entrance seems to have been hastily and almost totally abandoned. Save for one confused looking man, speaking into his phone as he holds it in front of his own face.

A voice note:

Lost Husband
"Where on Earth are you, sweetie? I’m… I’m here at the checkout!" he says, before shooting off the voice note and waiting for the response.
https://i.imgur.com/7TE2Pk1.jpeg
OOC:
The Bullseye Floor Plan. Available as a nice fold out leaflet right at the entrance of the store. We at Bullseye want you to get where you want to be!
Mar 26, 2025 12:31 pm
Abby says to the lost husband. "What’s her name? We can do a search—Home Goods, Clothing… A.J., care to join me in the Ladies’ Room? To search for the guy’s wife. Not like I gotta go or nothin’."
OOC:
Since Restroom is not numbered, I OoC think nothing is in there. If that proves to be the case, Home Goods (#5) is a natural next stop after the empty restroom.
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Mar 26, 2025 1:11 pm
" Guys, I think the thing has grabbed some kids" Jasper says urgently.
Mar 26, 2025 1:23 pm
"I'll check the men's room. Shouldn't be anyone in there but it seems close by and quick to check. We should split up into two groups and each take a side, working our way to the back of the store, then meet in the middle to make our way back to the front through the center. Sound like a plan?"
Mar 26, 2025 2:54 pm
"Sir, please move further back from the store. You are in danger here. We'll do our best to find your wife. What does she look like? Where did you last see her?" Craig says. He hadn't expected it, but this part of the job wasn't that different to arriving on scene to a burning building.
Mar 26, 2025 3:42 pm
Abby freezes the moment she hears the word ‘kids.’

"Kids—maybe scrap the bathrooms—toy department?"

Like Jasper, there’s a quiver of urgency in her voice. Suddenly, this debut isn’t about acquiring fame. An evil creature touched a child.

Her finger rests on the trigger of her slime thrower. She hesitates just long enough for her teammates to see she’s about to bolt.

—before she does!

https://i.imgur.com/UyJi8Ra.jpeg

—Abby bolts toward the clothing section, attempting to take cover among clothing racks so she can peer between dresses and look-before-leaping into the toy department.
OOC:
GM, if my Padded Jumpsuit adds to my roll, please adjust the total accordingly.

Rolls

Body (swift and relatively silent) - (2d6+2)

(15) + 2 = 8

Mar 26, 2025 6:07 pm
Jasper follows Abby at about the same pace. He's not too concerned with being stealthy. He figures demons probably have preternatural ability to sense danger, anyway.
Mar 26, 2025 9:22 pm
AJ nods, takes from her backpack her Ghost sniffer and switches it on.
A red light starts beeping. The machine has a radar screen that appears completely empty for now. Hopefully, if they approach a monster, a dot will appear on it pointing on the direction it is. The closer they are, the closer to the center of the screen the dot will be.
She follows quietly Abby and Jasper with his machine ready on her hands.
"Better not to divide ourselves... we dont know what we are dealing with..."
Mar 27, 2025 7:28 am
"...Well ok, then," Niles says in surprise after several member of the team dash off without confirming or explaining plans. This will not be as easy as he thought, and not because of the supernatural. Then Niles shrugs and follows at a leisurely but purposeful pace after his fellow supernatural exterminators.
Mar 27, 2025 7:25 pm
"I'll take the attention," Jasper boldly announces as he advances straight along between Home Goods and Clothing in the open aisle. He holds his proton beam blaster ready to … spray? blast? Should we have done target practice with these things?!!

Lost Husband

KCC

Mar 28, 2025 7:29 am
Lost Husband
"What’s her name?" the man asks, almost bewildered. It was as if he’d never been asked the question before. "J… Jennifer. She’s got a sort of…" and he goes to put his hand to his shoulder to signify the length of her hair.

Then Curtis is trying to move him back and his phone rings all at once. You see a voice note come through from his wife. He clicks it hurriedly, as you manage to shunt him closer and closer to the door. The sound of honking and a car tire screeching comes through the audio first.

"Baby… I’m so sorry! I just had to get out of there. I’m just pulling into that Outback you like!" and then the audio shuts off.

The man scrunches up his face. His wife had left him behind in the rush to escape. Now, he stood outside of the Bullseye, with his arms full of unbought groceries. He starts to crane his neck by you again, as if he was searching for someone who would ring up his items amidst the chaos. You hear him mutter: "Outback?"
OOC:
More to come!

Alex

KCC

Mar 28, 2025 7:41 am
Niles only manages to get his hand to the door of the men’s toilet when the others all take off at speed. Just as he’s about to step away and follow, when he hears a voice from inside the bathroom. Opening the door more fully, Niles here a voice putting some real funk into a little tune he had probably just made up on the spot…

Alex
"Tweep, Squeep, Dee, I don’t have to pee. Swoop, Twoop, Doo, you know I gotta poo!"

The verse repeats and repeats, coming from the bathroom stall furthest from the open door that Niles currently stands at!
OOC:
More to come! Toy section incoming!

Rolls

Secret Roll

KCC

Mar 28, 2025 9:15 am
The rest of you race for the flank of the toy section! As you approach, within cover or without, you begin to hear a strange din coming from the several aisles that make up the area of the store dreaded most by parents!

The closer you creep, the louder the sounds get. The sounds of battle, and orders being shouted over the chaos. Each of you witnessed a separate melee playing out, with each grouping of toys defending and attacking along their aisle!

• A battalion of plastic Stormtroopers muster their forces, even as the Hulk pulls the rest of the toy Avengers free from their plastic packaging. The miniature superheroes huddle up, preparing for how they would deal with the Emperor’s Finest.

• A squad of green army soldier commandos fashion hooks and go about dragging down a rampaging rhino stuffed teddy that was causing havoc in their lines. Their brothers in arms loose their weapons on a line of elephant teddies that were marching down the aisle towards them.

• Barbies rip the tops from their horse-drawn carriages, and attach plastic swords to the wheels! They let out a war cry, as they drive their chariots towards the LEGO Harry Potter and the rest of Dumbledore’s Army.

• Plastic Pokemon masters do battle with a menagerie of miniature zoo animals which have come to life and now seek their freedom.

You don’t see any of the children that Jasper warned you about. Perhaps they were in another part of the store. However, above the swirling chaos of child-sized warfare, you watch as ectoplasm begins to coalesce: feeding off of the wild scenes below.

Something was about to burst through from the other side!
Mar 28, 2025 1:02 pm
Niles is taken aback as he didn't really expect to find anyone here.

"Um, hello? Is someone in there? Uh, there's an emergency outside so you should stay in here until the all clear is given."
Mar 28, 2025 2:16 pm
Curtis briefly checks the man to make sure he doesn't have a head injury and is just overwhelmed by everything.

"Don't worry, sir. Just because she loves the Bloomin' Onion more than you doesn't mean there is no room in her heart for you."

Noticing the groceries, Curtis adds knowingly, "And if you need to show up with those groceries, I'm sure no one would hold it against you if you just left. But do NOT go back into the Bullseye!"

Curtis leaves the man and jogs into the store. He presses the talk button on his walkie-talkie and says "Where are you guys? Did you find the demons?"

He stopped to listen for any noise and waits for a reply before moving into the store.
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Mar 28, 2025 6:43 pm
Abby pushes aside the clothing that could otherwise keep her hidden. (From people. Not tiny dolls and action figures.)

She says to AJ, "I don’t know about you, but I’m a Barbie girl. Nothing against Potter, but Legos are a like a sixth o’ Barbie’s height and vulnerable to decapitation."

She then looks up at the ectoplasm on the ceiling. "So who’s up there?" she wonders aloud as she snaps a picture with her camera.
OOC:
I don’t have an ESP bonus, and I don’t know if my camera adds a point. Making a flat roll anyway…

Rolls

ESP - use Camera - (2d6)

(56) = 11

Mar 28, 2025 9:00 pm
AJ looks startled to the toys battle and mutters "This is completely unexpected!"
Then hearing Abby "Oh ... ha! I belong to the Dumbledone Army my friend! These is quite a fantastic show indeed... I would love to sit and see, but that Ectoplasm wont let us..."

AJ takes her Desestabilicer attachment from her proton pack and points to the ectoplasm with it.
"Are we ready?"
OOC:
I understand body and smarts but what does ESP stands for? Sorry if it was said before... couldnt find it
Mar 28, 2025 9:19 pm
OOC:
E.S.P. = Extrasensory Perception or "weird"… what Dr. Venkman was researching in the o.g. Ghostbusters movie
Jasper tilts his proton blaster at the ectovisitor. "" he says, because he can't think of anything cool. "Um. So do we blast it or wait or what?"
Mar 28, 2025 10:09 pm
OOC:
@Redcroc My character starts with walkie-talkies that I mentioned bringing in my opening post lol
Mar 28, 2025 10:14 pm
nezzeraj says:
OOC:
@Redcroc My character starts with walkie-talkies that I mentioned bringing in my opening post lol
Whoops! Sorry, I fixed my post.
Last edited March 28, 2025 10:18 pm
Mar 28, 2025 10:56 pm
Curtis says:
Curtis leaves the man and jogs into the store. He presses the talk button on his walkie-talkie and says "Where are you guys? Did you find the demons?"
Abby is hoping the paranormal actually show up on her Polaroid. Why’s it take so long for the image to fade in?
OOC:
That’s what my roll was for, in case that’s unclear.
"Toy. Department," she says as if talking softly won’t offend the hellspawn on the other side. "There’s an echo-swirly on the ceil—"

Abby accidentally cuts herself off because she let go of the button before she finished her sentence.

"—ing."

KCC

Mar 29, 2025 2:43 am
OOC:
Working on it!

Rolls

Ecto! - (1d6)

(5) = 5

KCC

Mar 30, 2025 6:59 am
Abby takes a moment to fiddle with the settings on the camera. She tries to get the thing to focus on the swirling shape coalescing on the ceiling, but the piece of machinery is having trouble honing in on the ghost.

Half a second is all she has: The camera focuses and the woman snaps a shot. The camera bloops, and saves the photo to her camera roll.
https://i.imgur.com/roE2UZL.jpeg
Perhaps sensing that someone had captured its essence on camera, a shriek rings out in the toy section. Your hands go to your ears in unison, as the thing angrily pulls itself through the tear the toy battle had made in reality.

You all see it then: A long, thin proboscis pokes through first, covered in thick, blue slime. One slimy arm pushes through, and grabs ahold of the ceiling. The ghost uses that leverage to pull the rest of its body through.

Abby knows what this ugly sucker is: Your run-of-the-mill Ectoplasmic Apparition. A slimy little sucker, but nothing you shouldn’t be able to handle!
[ +- ] Combat

Alex

KCC

Mar 30, 2025 7:02 am
Niles waits a long moment, wondering if anyone had heard what he had said. He gets no response. A moment later, the toilet flushes, and a young Bullseye employee steps out of the cubicle; his ears covered with a headset. Even Niles can hear the music playing from where he is standing; such is the volume.

Alex
"You say something, dude?" he says, removing only one of the headphones.

Then you hear the shriek coming from toy section. Th shriek is followed by tittering laughter that seems to come from… everywhere!

"What the hell is that, dude?"
Mar 30, 2025 10:26 am
Abby throws some shade with her particles!

"Eat particles, neckbeard!"

She fires!

Rolls

Particle Thrower - (1d6)

(6) = 6

Mar 30, 2025 10:29 am
"Uh, yeah, I was saying your workplace has been targeted by paranormal entities. It is dangerous to go out there. I advise you stay safely in here, or I can quickly escort you out of the building. Make a decision quickly."
Mar 30, 2025 10:42 am
"Who's got the trap?" Jasper urgently inquires.
Mar 30, 2025 2:32 pm
Jasper flips the slightly antiquated steel toggle switch on the side of his blaster.

Rolls

proton BEAM - (1d6)

(2) = 2

Mar 31, 2025 2:37 am
When he hears the shriek ring out from the toy section, Curtis breaks into a run, his pack jostling on his back.

He skids to a stop as a stampede of Snorlaxes run in front of him, and then he sees Abby and Jasper with their particle beams zapping at some kind of freaky, goopy ghost. He unslings his own particle thrower and aims its beam at the ghost and flips the switch.

Rolls

Particle thrower - (1d6)

(5) = 5

Alex

KCC

Mar 31, 2025 7:02 am
Alex
The young man hesitates, looking at you as he stands before the wash basin.

"I get a pass… right?" he asks, running his unwashed hands into his Bullseye employee’s t-shirt. "Extenuating circumstances!" he murmurs, as he files by Niles. That final phrase has a question sound to it, as if he wasn’t sure if those were the right words or not…

KCC

Mar 31, 2025 7:03 am
OOC:
Holding for A.J’s roll, as it might make all the difference here!
Mar 31, 2025 7:45 am
Niles looks at the young man, not much more than a boy really, about the age of many of his students, with confusion. "You mean, like, to leave work early? Yeah, man, I got you covered. I'm sure this qualifies as extenuating circumstances. Just get for fast before you end up an ectoplasmic smear on the floor."

Alex

KCC

Mar 31, 2025 10:32 am
Alex
The young man had been talking about not washing his hands, but takes Niles’ invitation to leave with both hands!

"Thanks, dude! Appreciate it!"
Mar 31, 2025 10:51 am
Niles just shrugs and watches the boy leave the building safely. Then he rushes to the toy section where the rest of the crew is!
Mar 31, 2025 7:17 pm
OOC:
sorry for late post! Travelling during weekend
"Knew it was going to be slimy!" says AJ as she grabs the Particle Thrower and activates it

"There you goooooo!"

Rolls

Particle thrower - (1d6) - (1d6)

(1) = 1

KCC

Apr 1, 2025 12:04 pm
One by one, you fire up your particle throwers! It takes a moment for you to convince the stream to go where you want it to. Once you’ve wrestled the temperamental piece of machinery into submission, the beams hit the ghost at several points.

It squelches in protest, and the wet, slimy sound is a promise for what is to come… if you can’t get this thing under control. Still the battle rages on beneath the things feet; as toys spar for control of this section of the store! That tittering laughter can be heard echoing all around the store as your beams try to do their work!

They almost do! While this might be your first rodeo, you’d read all the books… and Wikipedia articles. The Ectoplasmic Apparition couldn’t stand up to a concentrated barrage of beams.

But this slimer has got some juice in it yet. It clambers out of the way of your beam, just before you beat it into submission! As reward, it aims its long, thin proboscis at ghost hunters who had zapped it, and lets loose a bright blue torrent of slime.

It threatens to coat all of you!
OOC:
Projectile Slime DS 8: The Apparition vomits slime, dealing damage. Characters affected by this attack gain the Slimed condition.
[ +- ] Avoiding Slime
Apr 1, 2025 12:17 pm
OOC:
This seems like a BODY thing, dodging slime.
Jasper ducks to the side, trying to put a shelf of (mostly-torn-apart-and-empty) toy packages between the ghost.

Rolls

BODY v DS 8 - (2d6+2)

(13) + 2 = 6

Apr 1, 2025 1:23 pm
AJ screams "Slime comming!!!" as she jumps to the side

Rolls

Body - (2d6)

(43) = 7

Apr 1, 2025 1:38 pm
"Hey! I get filthy enough at my day job—-EEEEEEE!!"

Abby dives outta the way, shielding AJ with her trash can lid as she sails through the air!
OOC:
+1 to AJ’s roll!
Other than her dropping abs-first on Legos of all things, she’s unscathed! Is AJ OK?
Last edited April 2, 2025 1:47 am

Rolls

Body! - (2d6+2)

(36) + 2 = 11

Apr 1, 2025 1:49 pm
Curtis puts a hand on top of his head to hold down his lucky hat as he leaps behind a shelf of LEGO kits, trying to get out of the way of the stream of ecto-puke.

Rolls

Dodge! (Body + Lucky Hat) - (2d6+2+1)

(26) + 3 = 11

KCC

Apr 2, 2025 7:52 am
Each ghost hunter dives off to the side, but only Curtis chooses the correct direction to avoid the spray completely. Abby just raises her tin-can shield in time to stop the most of the slime drenching herself and A.J.

Unfortunately, Jasper is caught full in the face and body by the thing’s thin, jet-like spray of ectoplasmic gunk. Wet, shredded cardboard also catches much of the brunt of the thing’s attack!
OOC:
Jasper is Slimed. How will this impact him?

Players are up! Everyone is back together, too! This thing is almost trappable! You should see success this round!
Apr 2, 2025 9:31 am
"Looks like I almost missed all the fun! Looks like you could use my help." Niles unholsters his proton gun (which looks like a Star Wars lightsaber handle) and fires it at the spook!

Rolls

Shoot! - (1d6)

(4) = 4

Apr 2, 2025 9:42 am
Abby rises. She looks at Jasper, then glares at the ghost.

"Gesundheit."

She zaps the ghost again!

Rolls

Proton thrower! - (1d6)

(3) = 3

Apr 2, 2025 1:16 pm
AJ peeks from behind the trashcan lid
"Uoooo thank you Abby!!"

As she targets again the creature

Rolls

eat protons!! - (d6)

(5) = 5

Apr 2, 2025 5:19 pm
Curtis moves down the LEGO aisle, hoping to flank the ghost. Once past the Mario mini figs at the end, he pops out, flips the switch on his particle thrower, and takes aim.

Rolls

Particle Thrower - (1d6)

(6) = 6

Apr 2, 2025 9:53 pm
AJ says:
"Uoooo thank you Abby!!"
"My pleasure, really! I’m psyched my ghetto-sheildmaiden idea actually worked!"
Apr 3, 2025 12:41 am
Jasper smears blue goo across his face with the gooey blue sleeve of his once-green surplus flight suit, and spits blue goo onto the floor. He steadies his aim and flips the switch again.

Rolls

proton BEAM - (1d6)

(3) = 3

KCC

Apr 4, 2025 6:50 am
You train your particle throwers on the slime-ghoul once more, and this time there are more of you than before. You have it from several angles now and it’s less able to wriggle out of the particle beam lock!

One of you throws the trap, while the rest of you drag the ectoplasmic apparition to its inevitable end. It’s the work of a moment, but you finally wrestle the thing into the ghost-lock. One, two, three seconds pass, and the thing starts shuddering.

You think the ghost might be trying to throw off its bonds, but it’s impossible. Instead, a huge torrent of slime gushes out of the lock. A final sting in the tail, before the trap falls silent and stops moving.

Each of you are covered in a thick film of slime, but you got your ghost.
OOC:
How does being Slimed impact your character?

Rolls

Secret - (3d6)

KCC

Apr 4, 2025 6:53 am
As you clean the slime out of your ears, you hear tittering laughter, that sounds like it’s coming from deeper within the clothing section right behind you. More seems to come from the Home Goods section just a few aisles over. More chaos still is coming from the Sports Good section a little further towards the back of the store.

As for the toys, they seem to have fallen silent!
https://i.imgur.com/gCaEoMz.jpeg
OOC:
Now that we know how combat works, we can feel more/less comfortable about splitting up!
Apr 4, 2025 7:56 am
AJ touches with a disgusting face the slime on her
"This is the part I like the least about this job... puaaaaaaajjj"

She removes the slime from the face, but her hair is fully covered with a slime-helmet now.

"But it was cool what it did with the toys, isnt it?"
Apr 4, 2025 10:30 am
Abby isn’t easily grossed out because of her day job, but due to her egotistical unzipped, abs-bearing look—

"Daah! That’s cold!" She grabs a Baby Yoda t-shirt from a nearby clothes rack and almost wipes her abs first. It does occur to her it’s best to start with the face before anything drips into her eyes.

"I mean cool," she says, aware of (and embarrassed by) her overreaction. "Yeah, Barbie vs. Hogwarts’ll have to call it a draw for now."
OOC:
Well, knowing how combat works (particularly the probability math), I feel uncomfortable about splitting up.
Both the Home Goods and Clothing aisle are close. She picks up a Lego Harry Potter. "Face says Home Goods; butt says Clothes?"

She flips the Lego guy. He lands on his side, flops into the slime puddle, and ends up face down in the muck.

Abby points to the Clothing Department. "Harry Potter’s butt has spoken. Shall we?"
Last edited April 4, 2025 10:34 am

Rolls

Flip a Lego Guy: 1 = lands face-up; 2 = face-down/butt-up - (d2)

(2) = 2

Apr 4, 2025 4:01 pm
Curtis wipes his slime covered face with the sleeve of his jumpsuit. He hoped they could find an industrial laundromat to get the uniforms clean again. It was already starting to feel crusty.

"The toy battle was very cool. Almost like this old movie I used to watch," Curtis replies to AJ. For a moment, he thinks he sees a blue heeler dog plush dancing out of the corner of his eye. But then he blinks and it is gone. Maybe he had accidentally swallowed some of the slime. He rolls his tongue around in his mouth with a disgusted look on his face.

After Abby flips the Potter LEGO, he says "We should stick together. And if we have to split up at some point, do it in two teams." He begins to follow Abby toward the Clothing Department.
Apr 4, 2025 7:32 pm
"I agree... better stay together" she says following Abby and Curtis
Apr 4, 2025 9:16 pm
Jasper follows cautiously.
OOC:
The slime seems to be making him see quivering rainbows in his peripheral vision.
Apr 5, 2025 12:48 am
Niles wipes a splatter of slime from his face. "I didn't expect it to smell like cotton candy." He wipes his hand on a relatively clean spot on his thigh.

When Curtis mentions the movie, Niles nods. "Me too. Tiny Toys, it was pretty fun. Sounds like there's more than one spook here. Batter up?" he tries to make a pun while pointing to the SPORTING GOODS sign where it seems more trouble awaits.

KCC

Apr 7, 2025 7:25 am
OOC:
To the Clothing Section!

Rolls

Who is here? - (1d6)

Who is here? - (1d3)

KCC

Apr 7, 2025 7:30 am
You creep further into the clothing section, leaving Lucas, the store manager, to clean up the toy aisle once all this is done with.

Bullseye has a lot of clothes aisles! Shoes, socks, underwear, shorts, pants, three-quarter length pants, dresses, summer dresses, etc etc. There’s no end to the aisles and islands that make up the massive array of cheap and cheerful clothes on offer at Bullseye!
OOC:
One sec!

Gwen

KCC

Apr 7, 2025 7:35 am
As you comb through the clothing section, the laughter that had drawn you hear turns to more of a hungry, gobbling sound: wet and sloppy to boot.

You just about fall over a teenage girl who is hunkering down behind an island full of cheap t-shirts! She’s wide eyed and panting! It sounds like she’s having a panic attack!
Gwen
https://i.imgur.com/VfToy7H.jpeg"What the heck? What the heck! What the heck? What the heck!" she says, barely even registering that you are there.

Whatever is making that greedy, gobbling sound seems like it’s just around the next rack of bargain bin suit jackets!
Apr 7, 2025 11:21 am
"All excellent questions," Abby says to the girl.

She calls out to the ghost(?) as she approaches, "You slime one elbow patch on a solitary tweed jacket, Dr. Hammond’s gonna give you a lecture you’ll never forget!"

Worried her taunt to the ghost might come off as offensive to her teammate, she adds, "His students don’t!" Not that she actually knows whether or not his students remember his lectures, or whether he’s one of those lecture hall professors like in the movies, where three hundred students stand up and clap at the end of class. Abby never even went to college.
Apr 7, 2025 12:28 pm
"That's right! I've got detention slips and I'm not afraid to use them!" He didn't of course, college students didn't get detention, but that was irrelevant to the distraction. "We've already caught one of your friends so you should just come alone quietly." He nods with his head to the girl having a panic attack in a gesture that says 'get her out of here.'
Apr 7, 2025 1:30 pm
"C'mon," Jasper says to the freaked-out teen, "let's move out of here. Don't worry about the goo all over me, that won't happen to you if you leave now. Let's get you out of the store, ok?" He uses a matter-of-fact voice, hoping the kid will get a grip if she hears firm "parental" tones.

Rolls

does ESP help with "mind control"? - (2d6+1)

(21) + 1 = 4

Apr 7, 2025 6:51 pm
Seeing that Jasper is dealing with the girl while Abby and Niles distract the specter, he starts gesturing with his hands, trying to signal to AJ. But then he realizes he doesn't know real hand signals and instead whispers "What do you think? Try to circle around behind it and then zap it?"
Apr 7, 2025 9:03 pm
AJ nods
"Great plan! Lets get it from behind"
AJ follows Curtis as she grabs tightly her weapon
"I feel this one is going to be ugly.."

KCC

Apr 8, 2025 6:56 am
Gwen
"He… He… He’s my friend." the girl stammers. "We… We were just going to take a few packs of Magic cards. But when… Andy opened the first one, they all went… nuts and started destroying everything!" she says, as she’s led to safety!

"That’s… not Andy. That one is Ryan. He’s… Oh god! What the heck?!" she says, her face scrunching up in tears and confusion.
Those of you sticking with the ghost turn the corner and see who the girl described as Ryan.https://i.imgur.com/PyC3DPL.jpegThe thing inhabiting Ryan isn’t so much sliming the clothes, as he is stuffing multitudes of fabric and clothes hangers down his gullet. With a wet, sucking, slurping sound, you watch as Ryan takes a full suit jacket and crams it into his face!

He looks at you, and lets out a burp followed by a satisfied:
Ryan
"Ahhhhhh… Yummy!" You can tell that the voice isn’t that of the teenage boys. It sounds deeper, more distorted and off…

A mischievous laugh escapes the boy’s mouth then, and he holds up a finger:

"Wait! Wait! Watch this!" comes the distorted, multi-layered voice again. Ryan pukes up on his own feet, and a small mountain of slimed clothes is disgorged from his stomach!

He then pulls out a lighter, and gives it a few practice cranks to bring a flame to life…
Apr 8, 2025 8:36 am
"I don't think that's a good idea!" Niles is sure fire would not make this situation any better! He looks around quickly at the scattered clothing. He notices a shoe, scoops it up, and tosses it at the possessed boy's hand to knock the lighter out of it.

KCC

Apr 8, 2025 9:01 am
OOC:
Incoming!
https://i.imgur.com/P4GO5Ru.jpeg

Ryan

KCC

Apr 8, 2025 9:48 am
The shoe hits with a comical thud. A moment of nothing passes, and then Ryan clutches his stomach in agony. His face contorts and strains, reddening immediately!

Ryan
"Agghhhhhagghhhahhhhhh!" he groans. His mouth begins to open wide, wide, wider than it should be able to.

You see two glowing, yellow eyes from somewhere inside the boy’s throat. A tittering laugh, and then a hand escapes the boys mouth. Red. Another hand and then suddenly a small, naked, red creature springs out of Ryan and skitters across the floor.

Those of you that have done your reading will know that it’s a chaos demon.

"Abaddon is coming! Hehe!" it titters, before launching itself at Niles.

It clutches on to the man’s hair, trying to shove a red leg down Niles gullet; hoping to climb inside and possess the man!
OOC:
DS 8 roll to try and keep this thing out of you, Niles!
Apr 8, 2025 11:19 am
"Gghhkkrrrllkkk!" Niles chokes out while the ghost tries to forcefully enter his mouth. Panicked, Niles tries beating on the thing, but then gets a flash of inspiration. He reaches into his mail carrier's bag with one hand and pulls out his heavy book Spooks, Specters, and Shades of the Far Realms. He pulls back and slams the ghost right in the head with it.

Rolls

Get out! - (2d6+1)

(23) + 1 = 6

KCC

Apr 8, 2025 11:29 am
The lighter falls, igniting the slime-sodden pile of puked up clothes, just as the chaos demon shoves itself into Niles! It giggles as it shimmies down the man’s throat!

A fire, and a possessed ghost buster all at the same time!
Apr 8, 2025 2:55 pm
AJ, seeing the chaos demon jumping towards Niles, if she is at a range distance before moving with Curtis, uses her frying pan to hit it
"Told you it was going to be ugly!"
OOC:
if she is far away, then ignore

Rolls

Hitting with frying pan - (d6+1)

(6) + 1 = 7

Apr 8, 2025 3:17 pm
Abby dives to tackle Niles, hoping that if the impact doesn’t make him cough up the demon, it’ll want to leave a body that’s being held in place.

"You weird little nudist! People aren’t clothing—go possess a pair of pants!"

Rolls

Body + Padded Suit for the tackle - (2d6+2+1)

(56) + 3 = 14

Apr 8, 2025 5:51 pm
Acting on instinct, Curtis immediately grabs some nearby fleece hoodies and tosses them on the fire, hoping to smother it before the whole store ignites.

Rolls

Fire Fightin' - (2d6)

(43) = 7

Apr 8, 2025 6:07 pm
Jasper stops moving the girl toward the exit. It has not occurred to him that people might be possessed. Yes he has an anti glamour beanie but he didn't really think he needed it!

He flips a card out of his pocket, wondering, is anyone other than Niles possessed?

Rolls

tarot cards +esp - (2d6+2)

(41) + 2 = 7

KCC

Apr 9, 2025 7:31 am
Niles body is forced upward by the chaos demon, and the man makes a freakish jump to avoid the swing of A.J’s frying pan! Niles is still in there, and gets butterflies in his tummy as he is sent suddenly skyward.

As he lands back to his feet, he is taken in the back with some force by Abby. He lands hard on his stomach, and the air is knocked out of him.

That’s not the only thing knocked out of him, as two arms yank the man’s mouth open from within, and try to get a hold of Abby. Little, red arms reach and grasp for any purchase on the woman!
OOC:
One damage to Niles. One damage to the Chaos Demon. It’s trying to grab on to Abby and crawl inside.

DS 8 to avoid. You might even be able to yank it out of Niles if you roll very high!

KCC

Apr 9, 2025 7:33 am
Curtis learns, to his great displeasure, that slime had spattered over many of the clothes in the area. Unfortunately, he only learns this when he tosses the fleeces and they go up immediately, spreading the fire to a nearby island of summer dresses.

HOT SALE
The fire will surely spread out of control before long. Never mind the haunting; the place is about to go up!
OOC:
Looking for an 8. A 6, if someone peels off to help!

KCC

Apr 9, 2025 7:34 am
Jasper draws on both the card and the swirling energies that are thick in the department store.

Is anyone else possessed!?… he’s asking the nether realm. The answer is cloudy! Cloudier than usual. But isn’t that Curtis adding fuel to the fire over there!? A chaos demon in disguise?
OOC:
Sadly just shy of an 8!
Apr 9, 2025 9:25 am
Abby tries to avoid Niles’ fate!

"EEE! Don’t touuuuuuch!!"
OOC:
Haha… barely saved myself! (Sorry, Niles!)
Last edited April 9, 2025 10:00 am

Rolls

Body (preferably a demon-free bod) - (2d6+2)

(24) + 2 = 8

Apr 9, 2025 2:44 pm
Jasper tackles Curtis! "Stop setting fires! Hey guys will a proton beam exorcise him?"

Rolls

Tackling! (+Body) - (2d6+2)

(66) + 2 = 14

Apr 9, 2025 3:12 pm
Now that Abby neither possessed nor holding Niles still, she pays attention to the fire. Seeing how even a firefighter made things worse, Abby is sure of two things.
(1) her slime thrower will definitely not help
(2) if Curtis’ improv didn’t work, Abby definitely should not improvise

"There’s gotta be a fire extinguisher!" By the entrance—one in every department…
OOC:
I know where to find them at my local Target, but I think +Smart applies here.
Abby grabs the nearest one, hoping to put out the flames before they’re too much for her!

In reply to Jasper— "I just learned slime is flammable. I don’t know what happens if we shoot our friends when they’ve got demons in ’em!"
Last edited April 9, 2025 3:23 pm

Rolls

Smart (enough not to bolt past the nearest 🧯) - (2d6+1)

(52) + 1 = 8

Apr 9, 2025 3:49 pm
"Jasper! What the heck, bro?! I would never start a fire! The firefighter's oath is for life!" Curtis grunts as he and Jasper wrestle on the ground.

Rolls

Wrestling with Jasper - (2d6+2)

(52) + 2 = 9

Apr 9, 2025 7:41 pm
AJ grunts in despair "Get out of my friend you ugly beast!"

AJ knows a thing or two about chaos demons: they are ticklish and they like sugar.
She looks into her pockets and screams to Niles "Open you mouth!" and as he *hopefully* does, she toss a mint into it, hoping to lure the chaos demon into looking for more...
OOC:
No luck from AJ Niles... sorry :p
Last edited April 9, 2025 7:42 pm

Rolls

ESP - (2d6)

(23) = 5

KCC

Apr 11, 2025 1:43 am
Abby slaps the hands away, and so the thing decides to retreat further into Niles and bunker down. The man’s stomach groans as the demon pushes around in there.

Having fended off the demon, Abby races for the extinguisher, passing the two brawling ghost hunters on her way.

…pppffffff… ppppfffff…
The thing sputters to a start, and then things start to flow! It’s a tough battle, as slime tends to be quite the accelerant, but Abby finally gets things under control.
OOC:
Fire is under control!

Curtis and Jasper, brothers in arms, wrestle on the floor. Despite his training, the fire fighter can’t seem to fight off the other man. At some point, Jasper gets a good look inside Curtis’ mouth and doesn’t see any chaos demons lurking about in there…
OOC:
Jasper won, so let’s say he satisfies his suspicion. You guys can roleplay out a finish, if you like…

A.J tries to tempt the thing out with mint! Niles can smell it, but it’s the chaos demon that makes a disgusted blegh sound from somewhere within. This demon isn’t a fan of mint!

The demon forces Niles to pounce at A.J, and tries to bite her for bringing the wrong treats to a ghost hunt!
OOC:
DS 8 to avoid a bite!

Niles, you can fight for control or to force the demon out! Could Proton Pack yourself, if you like!
Apr 11, 2025 2:11 am
Niles grabs his stomach while the ghost makes a mess of his insides. "Slime me with...Pepto Bismol..." he grunts out.

Then he is leaping at A.J.! "Sorry! I'm trying to fight it!"
OOC:
Er, no idea why all my rolls are d20 on my sheet lol. I'll get that fixed. Well hey looks like the universe is telling me something lol.
Last edited April 11, 2025 2:13 am

Rolls

Body - (1d20+0)

(9) = 9

Body - (2d6)

(54) = 9

Apr 11, 2025 2:17 am
Abby takes Niles’ request as permission! She points Slime Parti at him—but is careful not to hit the particle-thrower-trigger (yet)…

"It’s slime, and it’s pink! Close enough to what you asked for!"

She blasts Niles with her slime-thrower!
OOC:
EDIT - this post was written before the 2d6 was rolled, so now that Niles rolled a 9 (no matter what dice he used!), Abby will aim at the demon if it leaps out. Her hope is to slow the demon, so we can blast it with particle beams.
Last edited April 12, 2025 11:30 am

Rolls

Slime-Thrower (smart + gadget) - defend AJ, honor Niles’ request - (2d6+1+1)

(51) + 2 = 8

Apr 11, 2025 12:41 pm
AJ steps backwards as she sees the Chaos Demon reaching for her hand
"Ahhhhhh"
Apr 11, 2025 2:10 pm
Unable to stop Jasper's sudden attack, Curtis decides to stop resisting and let Jasper do whatever he felt he had to do in order to see Curtis isn't possessed. "Are you satisfied? We need to help the team!"
Apr 11, 2025 2:41 pm
"Yeah, uh, sorry, misread the cards I guess," Jasper answers with great embarrassment. He scrambles to his feet and gives Curtis a hand up. Looking around, he sees that Abby and Niles seem to have captured a demon in Niles' stomach, while Abby also has extinguished the fire! "Not sure what to do here now." He looks around again. What else is going on?
Apr 12, 2025 2:20 pm
Curtis takes Jasper's hand and gets to his feet as well.

"Don't sweat it, J. I respect the passion! You'll have to show me your wrestling moves when this is over!" he says as he rises.

KCC

Apr 14, 2025 7:38 am
Niles lunges at A.J, but misses and lads on the department store floor with a whack! The knock drives the air, and the chaos demon out of his stomach. The thing is sent shooting out of him like a balloon that has been left untied and let go of…

It farts about until all of the gas had been expelled from its small, red and naked body. Then it comes to a stop right in front of Abby’s slime thrower; the slime within concocted to catch little gremlins just like this one. Something in the chemistry made it more viscous, and not at all like the slime these things usually liked to sloop around in.
OOC:
It’s caught in a blob of slime. Get those particle packs trained on it and pop one of these chaotic little things out of existence!

Abby’s gloops is holding it firm, so get those rolls in! 1d6 each!
Apr 14, 2025 9:43 am
Abby adds insult to slime. "You look good in pink!" She pulls Slime Patti’s other trigger..!

Rolls

Particle Thrower - (1d6)

(6) = 6

Apr 14, 2025 1:35 pm
Jasper gathers his wits and flips the switch on his proton beam!

Rolls

beam it! - (1d6)

(5) = 5

Apr 14, 2025 1:53 pm
Curtis follows suit and unleashes a stream of particles at the stuck gremlin.

Rolls

Particle Thrower - (1d6)

(3) = 3

Apr 14, 2025 1:57 pm
Niles is still groggy and lying on the floor after the slam. He shakes his head, whips out his proton thrower, and blasts from his prone position.

Rolls

Particle Thrower - (1d6)

(1) = 1

Apr 14, 2025 8:16 pm
AJ activates her proton thrower
"Demoooooooon!!!!!"
OOC:
... but misses by far
Last edited April 14, 2025 8:16 pm

Rolls

Particle Thrower - (1d6)

(1) = 1

Apr 14, 2025 8:57 pm
OOC:
Nooooo — we crossed the streams!
Apr 14, 2025 11:56 pm
OOC:
It was nice knowing you all!

KCC

Apr 15, 2025 1:07 pm
OOC:
So very pleased that this happened!
OOC:
Overflow Surroundings…

We are in the clothing section. First one here give me an idea on how the streams cause an overflow of the surroundings!

Rolls

2d6

(56) = 11

Apr 15, 2025 1:42 pm
OOC:
I have a thought..!

So, Abby blasted the little guy with slime. Probably a lot more than needed. The crossed streams cause the slime to burst all over the clothing! And now the slime carries the taint of the chaos demon!

I’m imagining sweatpants match with elbow-patched sports jackets. Maxi skirts merge with a man’s shirt and tie. Different colored socks for feet (or women’s stockings with shorts and short skirts)—

—so you have mismatched outfits floating like haunted mansion ghosts, awkwardly bending to the demon’s will.
Apr 15, 2025 3:51 pm
OOC:
😂 love it
Apr 15, 2025 4:49 pm
OOC:
yaas
Apr 15, 2025 11:21 pm
OOC:
Lol great!

KCC

Apr 17, 2025 10:54 am
Niles clearly hadn’t shaken his head fully clear, as he sends his arc clean and clearly into the arc shot forth by A.J. How many times… How long had you all spent back at the shot talking over this exact moment. If there was one thing you shouldn’t do it was this…

The Chaos Demon lifts into the air, thick globules of slime slicking down to the clothes-strewn floor as it floats. The particle throwers hold it aloft, until the final too streams are added. A whirring, high pitched whine begins to ring out and the chaos demon lets loose a mischievous laugh.

An explosion of noise, and then slime and then the entire clothing section springs to life. Gaudy outfits begin to assemble themselves and cause havoc about the store. Empty pairs of jeans take off, accompanied by a tuxedo jacket, to overturn some shopping carts near the front of the store.

It’s only once the things have raced off to the four corner of the store, do you notice that chaos demon slipped away in the chaos…
OOC:
Let’s call it one dealt with, and two to go! How is everyone doing? Life got a little hectic lately, and I can’t seem to catch a break!
Apr 17, 2025 5:06 pm
Abby watches the jeans-and-tux outfits wreaking havoc, wrecking everything. "If that’s dress code for a black-tie Zoom meeting, a jeans-bottom is better than nothing—which is what I suspect my dispatcher wears on his Work-at-Home Fridays."

She points toward the Home Goods section. "I think some weird noises were coming from there before.."

She starts to head in that direction, moving swiftly but stealthily…

Rolls

Padded Jumpsuit for Sneaky Tiptoeing - (2d6+2+1)

(65) + 3 = 14

Apr 17, 2025 6:11 pm
Jasper stifles a laugh, and tags along with Abby, trying like her to move with stealth.

Rolls

Super stealth (body) - (2d6+2)

(64) + 2 = 12

Apr 17, 2025 8:44 pm
AJ approaches Niles and gives him a hand to help him standing up "Are you ok? That creature was hard on you... This is harder that what we thought, isnt it? When the streams crossed, I saw us becoming slime for a moment..."
Apr 18, 2025 3:47 am
"Do we need to do anything about the haunted clothes? Or will they go back to normal eventually?" Curtis furrows his brow and asks.

"At least fire fighting comes with a handbook," he mutters to himself.
Apr 18, 2025 1:06 pm
Niles accepts the hand. "Yeah, just a bit dizzy. It should pass soon." Once he's up he looks at the animated outfits. "Well, sad to say, I think some of those outfits have more style than what I wear sometimes." He turns to Craig. "If they are animated via slime they should revert back to their inanimate state eventually. We should worry about what's behind this than the clothes. Let's try to avoid them if possible." He moves to follow Abs-McGee.
Apr 18, 2025 1:31 pm
Curtis sighs in relief and follows the group to Home Goods. As he brings up the rear, he turns and looks over his shoulder occasionally, half expecting a sneak attack by some possessed culottes.
Apr 18, 2025 6:18 pm
AJ is glad to see that Niles is fine and with sense of humour.
She follows the group.

Ryan

KCC

Apr 20, 2025 2:49 am
Ryan
The group turns to go deal with whatever is waiting for them in the Home Goods section, when they hear a hoarse voice call out behind them.

"Hey! Wait up! Th… Thanks for that!" the young boy says, holding his throat. Having a chaos demon sitting on your voice box does little good. "I don’t know what the hell that was… all about!" he says, coughing up the final two words!

"Gwen! Gwen!" he starts to call out then, pain on his face with every call!
OOC:
Home Goods incoming!

KCC

Apr 20, 2025 10:36 am
OOC:
Shhhhhhh!

Rolls

Secret Roll

Apr 20, 2025 10:36 pm
Curtis jumps slightly at Ryan's scratchy voice. "Oh, your friend Gwen. She already left the store. You should follow her... and maybe try some honey ginger tea for your throat when you get home."

Ryan

KCC

Apr 21, 2025 1:48 am
Ryan
"Shit! Th… Thanks! I owe you guys! Who… Who even are you?" he says, massaging his throat, and looking for a name or a badge on your uniforms!
Apr 21, 2025 2:04 pm
"We're the Ethereal Squad," Curtis replies dramatically.

"We are still working on getting our socials up. But tell all your friends."

He spins Ryan toward the front exit and gives him a gentle push on the shoulders.Then he turns toward Home Goods to catch up with the others.
Apr 22, 2025 5:30 am
"We'll have to get matching uniforms with our logo too," Niles adds as the young man is coaxed to leave the store.

Andy

KCC

Apr 22, 2025 11:49 am
Andy
You approach the Home Goods section of the store; creeping up with the intent of surprising more of these chaos demons! As you approach, you see a young man break from the section and race for the Grocery aisles. He’s running as if the hounds of Hell are on his heels. He looks back at you as he races, and sticks out his tongue…

As if to cover the young man’s escape, the Ethereal Squad suddenly come under assault from atop the Home Goods aisle. Heavy scraping, and then the sound of pots, pans, fine china and more crashing to the floor a few aisles over.

Something wizzes past the head of Curtis, as he rejoins the group, and smashes on the ground behind the group. A heavy, though beautifully crafted, mug had missed the fire fighter by an inch.

Stomping, and then a jump: Noise overhead. Another teenage boy is hanging out on top of the aisle. He looks down at you, scrunches up his face and then says:

"Catch!"

KCC

Apr 22, 2025 11:53 am
Cups and plates and glassware begins to come at you. Over the speaker, you hear a whining, crestfallen, miserable voice begin to come through:

"Clean up in Home Goods! Can I get a clean up in Home Goods? Please?! Anyone?!"

It’s the voice of Lucas, the Bullseye manager, and he’s surely on the verge of a breakdown. https://i.imgur.com/ZngkzTr.jpeg
Apr 22, 2025 12:18 pm
"Like a bull in a China shop!" Niles says with disapproval. "Sounds like we're needed in the home goods section."
Apr 22, 2025 12:19 pm
Abby clambers up the opposite shelf and tackle-dives the possessed man.

"I don’t know if you’re possessed or just an asshole, but YAAAAAAAAH!!"

Rolls

Tackle-dive the possessed @$$#*£€ - (2d6+2+1)

(54) + 3 = 12

Apr 22, 2025 7:23 pm
AJ follows Abby in the aim to wrestle the home-goods-throwing-guy
"YAAAAAAAHHHHH"

Rolls

Wrestling - (d6)

(4) = 4

+d6 - (d6)

(4) = 4

Apr 22, 2025 11:55 pm
Not much of a wrestling guy, Niles scoops up an alarm clock and throws it at the man!

"YEEAAAHHH!"

Rolls

Body - (2d6+0)

(53) = 8

Apr 23, 2025 2:00 am
As the others deal with the goods tosser, Curtis peers around the shelves into the aisle where the teenage boy came from to make sure there aren't any more ready to charge the Ethereal Squad with a micrograter or meat tenderizer.

KCC

Apr 23, 2025 11:08 pm
OOC:
How to deal with the Ethereal Squad hammering on a poor, possessed teenager?!

Incoming!

KCC

Apr 24, 2025 8:09 am
Curtis doesn’t see any more teenagers racing around the store! As he recalls, there should only be two more chaos demons running around, and the group has eyes on both. He does see a flustered looking Lucas desperately trying to sweep broken crockery into a trash can. He sees you, and his face scrunches up. His eyes are pleading for you to help with the clean up…

KCC

Apr 24, 2025 8:12 am
With so much weight, the aisles start to shudder and shake as the Ethereal Squad climbs atop and sets about wrestling the boy down!

Niles lets loose with an alarm clock, that takes the possessed teenager across the temple. A painful, though somehow funny, sound escapes from somewhere deep within the boy. The chaos demon felt that one! It looks set to climb out of the boy’s face and lunge at Niles, when the duo atop the aisle pounce and pin the teen.

He thrashes wildly, and the whole thing starts to shake…
OOC:
This thing’s coming down! DR 8 from everyone to avoid being hit/crushed!
Apr 24, 2025 8:56 am
"Bullseye!" Niles cries out! But then A.J. and Abby tackle the boy and the store begins to shake. Niles ducks into a roll to get to a safer spot.

Rolls

Body - (2d6+0)

(51) = 6

Apr 24, 2025 2:13 pm
As Curtis sees the shelf start to wobble, he tries to push it back and stabilize it. But it is too unstable, so he dives out of the way as it begins to topple, hoping his lucky hat will protect him.

Rolls

Body plus Hat vs DR 8 - (2d6+2+1)

(63) + 3 = 12

Apr 24, 2025 2:42 pm
"Oh… shiiiiii—!!"

Rolls

Land safely (padded jump-suit) - (2d6+2+1)

(63) + 3 = 12

Apr 24, 2025 6:47 pm
AJ uses her frying pan as a helmet
"Uoooooo!!!!!"

Rolls

Body + pan - (2d6+1)

(44) + 1 = 9

Apr 24, 2025 8:34 pm
Jasper has been hanging back a little uncertain what to do. Now the shelves are falling at him!

Rolls

dodging shelves! (+Body) - (2d6+2)

(22) + 2 = 6

KCC

Apr 27, 2025 5:22 am
Curtis had dodged a hundred bits of falling debris or more in his time. A few pots, pans and possessed teenagers are nothing for a firefighter of his experience. The two ghost hunters on top also seem to surf their way back down to the floor, largely unscathed.

It’s the two other ghost hunters that take the brunt of it.

Rolls

Damage - (1d3)

(3) = 3

KCC

Apr 27, 2025 5:25 am
Out of nowhere, summer blouses paired with leather jackets wrap themselves around the two ghost hunters. Blinded and fumbling about amidst the chaos, Niles and Jasper get clobbered by blue and white china, shot glasses and Mother’s Day mugs. The day’s exertions were beginning to wear on our heroes!

Luckily, A.J and Abby had sailed down the shelves with little issue, and had kept a firm grasp on the chaos demon! Suitably pinned, the thing tries to crawl out of the teens mouth and make a break for the Grocery section to join its sibling…
OOC:
Unfortunately, the combat is one note! Zapp this thing, and get it in the trap! 1d6s! Dont cross the streams this time!
Apr 27, 2025 5:35 am
AJ takes her Particle Thrower and aims at the demon
"Dont go so quick!!"

Rolls

laseeeeer - (1d6)

(5) = 5

Apr 27, 2025 10:12 am
Jasper struggles out of a diaphanous pink blouse that has wrapped around his face. He squirms around on the floor and aims his particle thrower at the demon as well. Flipping the toggle switch …

Rolls

beam it! - (1d6)

(6) = 6

Apr 27, 2025 10:12 am
"I think we got it!" he exclaims.
Apr 27, 2025 11:04 am
"Ouch! Ooh! Argh! Stop that!" Niles tries to ineffectually ward off flying crockery with his arms but takes several bruises and small cuts from broken porcelain and glass. Eventually the barrage slackens and he gets a reprieve. Seeing the others zap the specter, Niles fires his proton accelerator too! He hopes he doesn't cross the streams this time!

Rolls

Don't. Cross. The. Streams! - (1d6)

(4) = 4

Apr 27, 2025 12:05 pm
Abby fires away.

"You better keep a grip on those cups and saucers! A proper tea set’ll make you popular in Ghost Jail!"
Last edited April 27, 2025 12:19 pm

Rolls

Roll a 3 or 5 for KCC’s birthday - (d6)

(2) = 2

Apr 27, 2025 1:49 pm
Curtis throws his particles at the chaos demon, hoping they don't collide with another stream or miss and fry Lucas as he cleans.

Rolls

Particle Throw! - (1d6)

(6) = 6

KCC

Apr 28, 2025 7:49 am
The first beam catches the thing in the cheek of its bare, red arse. It floats a moment, caught fast by the beam of energy. The others quickly join, and take special care to not cross the beams this time.

And to marvelous effect, too…

Having not crossed the beams, it’s easy work to pull the thing towards the ghost lock, and force it inside. It squirms, and squeals, and laughs, and begs all the way inside. When you finally get it in and close the door to the lock, you hear mischievous banging coming from the other side.

Lucas, the store manager, unaware of the almost perfect capture you had just carried out, waddles up to the group with a mop and bucket in hand.

"A little help?" he says, but then a woman’s scream breaks out from the Grocery section; where the final chaos demon resides!
Apr 28, 2025 10:17 am
"A little help is on the way!" Abby bellows.

Instead of a stealthy approach—"I’ll try drawing the demon’s attention"—she charges toward the cry for help. (—because when she sneaks, she notices that the guys on the team get hurt!)

Rolls

Run without slipping on a spill or crashing into glass jars! - (2d6+3)

(66) + 3 = 15

Apr 28, 2025 2:14 pm
Curtis glances at the manager's name badge. "Listen, Lucas. You need to exit the store immediately! We are dealing with an ongoing demon infestation, so you'll have to wait to start cleanup until we're done. I'm pretty sure it's an OSHA requirement." He tries to direct the portly man toward the front of the store.
Apr 28, 2025 4:13 pm
Jasper sprints after Abby!
Apr 30, 2025 5:58 am
AJ adds to Lucas "Run or you might become ghostified!"

She then follows Abby
OOC:
sorry for the delay. I am in Spain and it has been a couple of crazy days in here
Apr 30, 2025 6:52 am
"There's a time and a place for cleaning and now is not the time!" Niles shouts over his shoulder as he follows the other.

KCC

May 1, 2025 6:39 am
"E… Exit the store? Corporate would go crazy! You’re never more than 25 meters from a Bullseye manager. Th… That’s what the handbooks say!" the man clucks back nervously, even as the rest of the group take off and leave the man to sweep up cracked mugs and fallen cookware.

Abby skids to a stop, sliding into the grocery aisle with cool, calculated grace. She looks around for a screaming woman, and instead only sees a small, red chaos demon further down the aisle. It’s dressed up in some of the mis-matched clothes the crossed streams had send racing around the store.

Baked beans drip, drop down the sides of its head - a twisted, chaos demon’s approximation of human hair. It screams again, and Abby can confirm that this was, in fact, the source of the womanly scream.

Bait…

The thing giggles just as soon as the other Etheral Squadmates slide into view and decide Abby with backup! Before you can grab up your particle throwers, you watch as the chaos demon starts to float into the air…

A strange, confused sound escapes it, as it turns tail over tip, as if in zero-gravity. It squeals when one arm suddenly elongates right in front of you. Then, a leg grows longer, followed by its head becoming more refined and… green. It was as if the thing was undergoing some unexpected, painful evolution right before your very eyes!!

KCC

May 1, 2025 6:41 am
Arms burst out of the new, longer sides of the once-plump red demon. Horns push through the scalp and shoulders. The new, larger, greener thing hangs in the air, before unfurling itself to its full height. It considers you with a smug, unconcerned gaze at the far end of the grocery aisle…
https://i.imgur.com/Y8YsONV.jpegWorst of all… you feel your own bones pull and stretch and elongate within your own bodies. Suddenly, you’re looking down at the aisle floor, and feel it to be at least twice as far away as it had once been. Looking across, the green creature of chaos has also matched your growth, so that the aisles and the produce are child’s play to cross…

Rolls

2d6

(46) = 10

May 1, 2025 10:16 am
"My pants fit like mom-shorts! Float over a maxi-dress from the tall section or I’ll shoot!"

She then awkwardly points Slime-Parti with her gangly arms. "I was kidding…" She pulls the particle-thrower’s trigger! "…about giving you a choice!"

Rolls

Parti(cle) Time! - (d6)

(3) = 3

May 1, 2025 2:43 pm
OOC:
Am I understanding correctly that we grew to twice our size?
May 1, 2025 3:57 pm
Jasper flails awkwardly with his particle thrower, which did not grow with him and is toy like in his suddenly elongated hands. He flips the switch.

Rolls

beam the deme! - (1d6)

(2) = 2

May 2, 2025 1:15 pm
The particle thrower now feels like a little stick in AJ's hands... she has a hard time finding the switch, but she finally does and... beaaaaaam!!

Rolls

Laser beam! - (d6)

(3) = 3

KCC

May 3, 2025 4:21 am
OOC:
Beautiful, low scores this round! And yes, you grew twice your size!!

I’ll leave this another few hours and then assume that’s all the Ghost Busting for this turn!
May 3, 2025 5:21 am
Curtis furrows his brow as he tries to pull the trigger on the tiny (to him) particles thrower.

Rolls

Particle Throwing - (D6)

(2) = 2

KCC

May 3, 2025 10:22 am
OOC:
That’s… unfortunately… not enough to crack this guy!

Incoming…

Rolls

1. AJ 2. Abby 3. Niles 4. Curtis 5. Jasper - (1d5)

(1) = 1

KCC

May 3, 2025 10:26 am
Your particle throwers spit and sputter, arcing towards the green, slender demon. Your sudden growth must have induced vertigo in several of the Ethereal Squad, as you struggle to truly aim your beams in the proper direction. What had once been short and red was now long and green…

You swear you see the demon smirk, as it flits and dances its way towards you; passing cans of beans and instant noodles as it slips between your streams.

Once it has made its way towards you, as you struggle to make your beams connect with him, the demon reaches out and strokes A.J delicately across the face…
OOC:
DR 12 roll, AJ, or get turned into… a child version of you for six rounds!

Rolls

2d6

(36) = 9

May 3, 2025 12:33 pm
"Stay away from her!" Niles shoots his beam, probably too close to AJ for comfort!

Rolls

Proton pack - (1d6)

(4) = 4

May 3, 2025 1:35 pm
Jasper joins in!

Rolls

beaming it in - (1d6)

(1) = 1

May 3, 2025 2:34 pm
AJ tries to moves backwards as with her hand looks for her desestabilicer attachment... She hopes it will be enough to desestabilice the ghost's form, and give her a chance to move away, and to her friends the chance to hit it with their beams!
Last edited May 3, 2025 2:36 pm

Rolls

ESP - (2d6+2)

(53) + 2 = 10

May 3, 2025 3:06 pm
Abby sees A.J. getting touched by the demon. "That’ll be enough of that, Handsy Hans!"

Rolls

Particle Thrower - (d6)

(6) = 6

May 4, 2025 1:16 pm
Getting used to operating the particle thrower in his giant hands, Curtis beams the green demon again.
Last edited May 4, 2025 1:17 pm

Rolls

Particle Thrower - (d6)

(3) = 3

KCC

May 5, 2025 3:50 am
A moment ago, AJ had felt her self stretching. You all had! That sudden lurch towards. Now, the opposite happens; only moreso for AJ. She shrinks, shrinks, shrinks; back to her regular size (as do you all) but then more. Her hands grow smaller, but not just that. They grow child-like. Pudgy and clumsy!

Catching her reflection in a refrigerator, she sees that she looks like she did when she was only six… Her ghost hunting uniform and equipment now comically big on her…
OOC:
More to come…

Rolls

This Round’s Effect - (2d6)

No Duplicates - (2d6)

KCC

May 5, 2025 3:58 am
Your particle throwers spark up, just as the clock is turned back on AJ by a dozen years or more.

Niles and Jasper send their shot true this time around, but meet invisible resistance only a few inches away from Abaddon, the Harbinger of Chaos. A force field shimmers and then ripples, as more and more beams are brought down on it.

It warbles once Abby’s beam hits. A hole begins to open, as your beams scream against whatever energy was surrounding the demon. Curtis manages to punch through finally, and catches Abaddon in the shoulder. His skin sizzles and blackens where the firefighter strikes.

But then, the chaos demon clicks his fingers…

Niles feels himself ripped from his place! Suddenly, the large green demon is among the Etherea Squad, and the beams are now trained on Niles instead.
OOC:
DR 10 to avoid being zapped, Niles! It’ll smart something awful if your friends zap you!

Then you are all back up!

Rolls

1d4

(3) = 3

May 5, 2025 6:32 am
"Wha-wha-what?!"

Rolls

Body - (2d6+0)

(11) = 2

May 5, 2025 9:34 am
When A.J. starts to age in reverse, Abby can’t deny that her teammate is adorable as a child. "Aww…"

—and apparently she got so distracted she shot her own teammate?!

"SHI—" Don’t swear in front of the kid! "SHOOT!" Shooting is the problem! "AT HIM—NOT HIM!" Be specific! "Shoot the grinch or lorax or whatever!!"

Abby shoots the demon this time!

Rolls

Ghost-bust! - (d6)

(5) = 5

May 5, 2025 1:01 pm
"Nooo…!" Jasper exclaims as he sweeps his particle beam around to focus on the transported demon!

Rolls

Jasper's beaming it in! - (1d6)

(5) = 5

May 5, 2025 1:02 pm
"I think we almost got it!" Jasper exclaims. "Don't cross the streams!!"
May 5, 2025 3:32 pm
Mini AJ looks at her reflection for some seconds... then screams Ahhhhh in anger, grabs her enormous particle thrower and aims at the demon, screaming again Ahhhhhh

Rolls

Beaaaaaam - (d6)

(4) = 4

May 5, 2025 4:29 pm
Curtis tries to quickly deactivate his particle thrower once he realizes they are firing at Niles! Then he notices a young child wearing AJ's jumpsuit and holding her particle thrower.

"Huh?!?" he says. Then he catches sight of the demon amongst them and turns toward it. He tries to fire off his beam again.

Rolls

Throw Them Particles - (D6)

(2) = 2

KCC

May 6, 2025 2:12 pm
OOC:
Okay! Those are some better rolls! You’ll do some damage here! Niles is going to suffer a pretty nasty zap for that dogshit roll though!

But… fried as he may be, he can act, too!
OOC:
Ouch! Never mind! He got hit bad!!

https://i.imgur.com/HiZIujT.jpeg

Rolls

Damage - (2d4)

(44) = 8

KCC

May 6, 2025 2:15 pm
OOC:
Now, Niles would have gone down first. So, if someone wants to forego their particle damage this turn, they could get Niles up! Or… wait until next turn! Up to you!
May 6, 2025 3:27 pm
OOC:
I’ll wake Niles so he can shoot the ghost.
"You’re snorin’, Doc! You wouldn’t tolerate a nap in your lecture hall! Wake up and something professorry—teach that ghost a lesson he’ll never forget until three days after graduation!"
May 6, 2025 11:14 pm
Niles snaps awake, not realizing he had passed out from the pain. Smoke wafts off his tweed jumpsuit. "Did...did you shoot me?!" He shakes his head and adjusts his glasses. "Uh, my head. I'm sure you had a good reason. Where is everyone...?" Then he sees them all blasting King Ghost Pepper. "Ah, right. Eat my Scoville sprayer!"
OOC:
Son of a-!
Last edited May 6, 2025 11:14 pm

Rolls

Scoville hear unit blaster - (1d6)

(1) = 1

May 7, 2025 5:50 am
OOC:
😂

KCC

May 7, 2025 6:01 am
Singed tweed fabric stings the nostrils, as Niles goes down. You think you see his skeleton through his skin for a second, as he is lit up by quickly-diverted particle throwers for half a second.

The demon raises its hands, as you surround it like the points on a pentagram. Water bursts out of the sprinkler system all of a sudden. A familiar ringing, to Curtis at least, engulfs the big box store, as the alarm thrills. An unnatural amount of water gushes down, making it hard to see very far in front of you. You catch the demon with your beams, but the water puts a dampener even on your particle throwers.

The demon sizes up Jasper, as it was his beam that managed to catch it in the lower back this time, and brings an unexpectedly heavy hand up against the man. A powerful backhand…
OOC:
Enough to send Jasper spinning down the aisle unless he can avoid with a DR 10 roll!

Once Jasper is done, everyone is back up! This round should do it. It’s got a chunky amount of health, and you’ve only been barely chipping it so far!
May 7, 2025 12:15 pm
Jasper tries to duck!

Rolls

+Body v DR 10 - (2d6+2)

(33) + 2 = 8

May 7, 2025 1:25 pm
Mini AJ screams in anger with her childish voice
"You are being a bad big boy!"

Something inside her enjoys the water ... but she tries to focus on the laser beam and keeps aiming at the ghost

Rolls

Beaming in the water - (d6)

(6) = 6

May 7, 2025 3:23 pm
"Let's send this thing back to the bargain bin!" Niles aims his blaster where the junk of a human would be. Did demons have genitals?

Rolls

Dick blast! - (1d6)

(3) = 3

May 7, 2025 4:10 pm
"Ver-y good!" Abby says to A.J., immediately regretting talking to her like she’s really six. "Ahh… I mean—" She turns to the demon. "EAT HOT FRIES, POOP FACE!"

Again to A.J., "Sorry… I really can’t swear in front of you when you’re this adorable."
Last edited May 7, 2025 4:10 pm

Rolls

Zap and Trap! (If I roll a one, crap!) - (d6)

(3) = 3

May 8, 2025 2:30 pm
OOC:
waiting to hear about DAMAGE since he didn't duck enough
Jasper tries to get his wind back, and also flips the switch on his beam thrower as he rests on his back and elbows where the demon knocked him down.

Rolls

Jasper's beaming it in! - (1d6)

(6) = 6

May 8, 2025 3:13 pm
Curtis shakes his head, trying to clear the water from his eyes. Then he fires off his particle thrower at the demon!

Rolls

Beam Anew - (D6)

(5) = 5

KCC

May 10, 2025 3:10 am
OOC:
Jasper’s Damage!

Rolls

1d6

(2) = 2

KCC

May 10, 2025 3:16 am
Jasper gets whacked, actually whacked by the Harbinger of Chaos and… it’s not that bad! The man had dealt with worse in his time.

Is this all Abaddon could conjure?…

A torrent of Big Box Store based puns, and particle throwers, both hit the chaos demon at the same time. The Harbinger hadn’t reckoned on such dedicated, and quippy, resistance in the Bullseye store.

One beam connects. Then another, and another, and another and another until the demon was being strung up like some marionette on a supermarket stage. It tries to break free, but it’s held fast at each limb. Its head tries to jerk free of the final beam, as you drag it ever closer to the Ethereal Squad emblazoned trap on the floor. It’s no use. Stuff as a five pointed star, the green harbinger is forced into the cage, and the lid is slammed shut.

A hammering comes from the other side, just as soon as the beams are loosened, but it’s too late. The water stops spurting from the alarm system immediately, and you can finally look around at a demon-free, though soggen Bullseye store.

Lucas, the manager, stands nearby like a miserable, drowned rat. Water soaks through his polo shirt, and down his face from his slick fringe.

Silence reigns over the store for a moment at least. The Ethereal Squad had done it. Their first big job… and a success!
May 10, 2025 10:56 am
Abby holsters Slime-Parti into her back. "All this crap I blew my life savings on actually works!"

Realizing Lucas is standing there, watching, she adds—

"—on chaos lords, which is unsurprising what with Dr. Hammond’s professory knowledge, Mr. Strone’s extra-sensory perception, Mr. Craig’s expertise with hoses, all contributing to the amazing tools mechanically-engineered by the child prodigy Miss Parker." Abby notices the demon’s age-reversal has worn off. "Who’s still a genius all grown up."

She smiles awkwardly at Lucas.
Last edited May 10, 2025 10:56 am
May 10, 2025 11:25 am
"We did it! I mean, I knew we could do it, of course, but it feels nice!" He sees the downcast manager and walks over, giving the man a pat on the shoulder. "Don't look so glum! You just had a near-afterdeath experience!"
May 10, 2025 2:58 pm
"uoooooo that was coooool.
Ey Lucas, could you write for us a review in google? and in our website! 5 stars I hope...."
May 11, 2025 4:19 am
Once the demon is captured and the store free from paranormal influences, Curtis lets out an excited whoop and goes to try and high-five the rest of the squad. "That's what I'm talking about!"

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