Department of Chaos

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May 10, 2025 2:58 pm
"uoooooo that was coooool.
Ey Lucas, could you write for us a review in google? and in our website! 5 stars I hope...."
May 11, 2025 4:19 am
Once the demon is captured and the store free from paranormal influences, Curtis lets out an excited whoop and goes to try and high-five the rest of the squad. "That's what I'm talking about!"

KCC

May 11, 2025 11:12 am
"… a near, after-death exp…"

** LUCAS GRIMES TO THE FRONT DESK! THAT’S LUCAS. GRIMES. TO THE FRONT DESK. IMMEDIATELY, PLEASE!! **
The speaker system of the giant store whines, as whoever had just made the announcement hangs up the microphone.

"But that sounds like… Monica. F… From HQ!" the man whimpers, throwing his hands down at the chaos around him. "I h… heard that they were doing surprise drop ins but… What am I gonna say about all this?" the man asks, as you help him sadly march to the front desk.

A woman and two men stand waiting; clip boards in hand and Bullseye HQ IDs hanging from around their necks.
May 11, 2025 11:51 am
Abby was glowing up her teammates. She never did tell what she brings to the table as a trash girl:

She’s not afraid to take other people’s crap.

"We’re doing this, Lucas." She doesn’t button up her jumpsuit. Her abs attract, distract, intimidate, or maybe just weird out the suits so they don’t know how to play her.

"So I take it you’re here to reward Lucas? Y’know, ’cause he just saved a buncha customers’ lives from not one, but three chaos demons."

There is one other perk to having Abby on the team. She’s an avid photographer, quick to capture birds in flight. And ghosts too!

She dangles her camera before the suits. "I got plenty o’ proof for the Ethereal Squad’s self-promotion."

She points to Lucas and repeats, "Promotion.

"Won’t that make Bullseye look like a wonderful company when this whole thing blows up into a big news story, if you promote this man! Oh, yeah… these photos are going to journalists. Free publicity!—for us and for you."


She hopes one of her teammates will tell the suits about the bill.
May 11, 2025 4:53 pm
"Yeah, so … you guys are management, right? That's good, because we'll need you to approve our invoice for clean up of the extranatural incursions here. Considering our equipment, training, response time, and results, as well as the mitigation to potential reputational harm and keeping a low key about this whole thing, the low flat fee for our services is fifty thousand dollars."
May 11, 2025 7:24 pm
AJ looks to Jasper, the to the HQ people, tries to put a very serious face and nods.

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